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Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
August 26, 2010
The Hurt Talker
I've been waiting for somebody to straight son these idiots since I heard about it. Thank you Jon Stewart, thank you!
July 28, 2010
Sarah Palin's Fifty Nifty United States
I've been meaning to post this, it had me rolling when I first saw it lol.
August 12, 2009
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Ahhh, that Glenn Beck, so hilarious lol.
December 10, 2008
Random News Shit
1) Uh-Oh! Jesse Jackson Jr. Is Senate Candidate 5
Damn, I was hoping he wasn't the nigga trying to buy the seat. I knew he wanted it because he called into Foxxhole a few weeks back and said so, but JJ, this ain't the way to go. Damn, what can I say?? Oh well.
2) Michael Jackson selling his glitter glove
Damn nigga times are hard! lol. But speaking of selling shit...
3) Turkey slain behind Palin fetches bundle on eBay
People are fuckin' retards these days.
4) NYC man spends $7,500 to fight $115 ticket
Man, I should've took this and story #3 and made a "dumb fuck edition" of RNS lol.
November 21, 2008
Palin's Slaughterhouse
I don't know if you caught this video of Sarah Palin conducting an interview right in front of a guy killing Thanksgiving dinner yet, but if not, just know its a classic! Now there's no sound on this video so I'm gonna post the video from Countdown (without Keith Olbermann) so you can actually here what they fool was saying. Here's a hint: she never mentions what's going on behind her lol.
Awesome. And you thought her pre-election interviews were bad lol. Aren't you glad she isn't our Vice President?? I mean, yeah it'd the Daily Show would be more entertaining, but there's just something eerily frightening about the thought of this woman having any influence on decisions being made in Washington lol.
Here's the whole interview as promised.
No, you're not trippin', towards the end she really did say:"Certainly will probably invite criticism for even doing this too, but at least it was fun."
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"I am always in charge of the turkey so I am where I need to be today to prepare for that."
Again, aren't we happy she's not in Washington reforming and getting all mavericky?? lol.
November 02, 2008
Sarah Palin Gets Pranked
How does this happened?? It seems like they literally called her phone, someone picked up and immediately put Sarah on the phone. They didn't screen the call or anything. And we want these people working in the White House?? I think not! Oh yeah, I love how Palin just jumped on the phone with what she thought was a foreign leader without pre-conditions lol. Hey speaking of pre-conditions, do you think she can name what any of her would be yet?? I remember they asked her that in one of her few interviews and she had nothing lol.
Its too bad these guys weren't funnier because they could've really went down in history with this shit lol. Imagine if it was Rickey Smiley or some shit. She would've totally said some shit she didn't mean to and fuck up her whole political career lol.
Oh well, it was a good try. I'm just still amazed at how easily they were able to get her on the phone lol. Oh, and I love how she stayed on the talking points throughout. Looks like all that drilling info actually worked out...kinda lol.
Shuster Makes a Fool Out of Ben Porritt Over Palin's Remarks
Keith Olbermann already tagged her for this Friday on Countdown, but its even funnier when Shuster get this McCain spokesman (aka the next McCain spokesman to be fired lol. What number are we on now anyway???) for not being able to explain why Sarah Palin doesn't understand the first amendment lol. I actually saw this live on TV when it happened earlier so I'm glad I wasn't alone and somebody recorded it.
Sad, sad, sad. lol. I think the funniest part is when Shuster asks the guy does he want him to play the tape again lol. That shit was classic! These McCain niggas are making it too easy for Barack.
October 24, 2008
Dance Off: Obama Vs. McCain!
I just saw this on AC360 and I just had to find it and bring it to you. This shit is too crazy!
I don't know how they did it, but these dude's video editing game is on POINT!
Random News Shit
1) McCain volunteer to be charged in attack hoax
I woke up this morning to this story on CNN's blog and laugh at it...a few hours later it was proven that she was lying. I'm not surprised...at all! No offense to white people but white women having been pulling this shit on black men for years. Ask Emmitt Till...oh yeah, he's dead.
They say this ho has mental issues, but fuck that the police should've known this was bullshit from the beginning. The fuckin' B this black robber allegedly cut into her face was BACKWARDS! She probably did the shit in a mirror. Okay, let me stop because its only getting me mad all over again.
2) Palin stylist paid more than policy adviser
No surprise here, you know the person picking out that $150,000 in clothes wasn't doing it for free. The fact that she made more than policy advisers is no surprise, Barack has been telling you for months that John McCain is just using Bush's old failed policies. Of course policy makers aren't getting shit lol.
3) Oops! Gas station charges 35 cents per gallon
Damn, why can't this shit ever happen in Fort Lauderdale!
4) Fla. woman chooses jail over $7.45 eatery bill
Since I'm watching Chappelle's Show I might as well just come out and say it: "cocaine is a helluva drug" lol.
Bush Endorses McCain & Palin
Check out your boy G.W. Bush giving the McCain/Palin ticket that good ol' Bush bump last night lol.
Remember that face when you're voting! lol.
October 20, 2008
Keith Olbermann Special Comment On McCain Camp's Anti-American Claims
No need to talk, Keith pretty much summed it all up right there lol.
October 19, 2008
October 16, 2008
"Hockey Mom" Gets Booed At Hockey Game
Man, I've been wanting to post this since it happened Saturday night! Check out your local hockey mom getting booed in Philly if you haven't already.
October 02, 2008
Joe Biden Represents!
No need to wonder who won this debate, it was clear to anybody watching, who's not getting a check from the republican party, who won. Its Joe Biden with an easy one! Man, I almost felt bad for Sarah Palin because she looked and sounded way out of her league. She didn't answer most of the questions, she couldn't tell us how a McCain administration would be any different than a Bush administration, and she provided zero detail as to how McCain planned on doing anything besides giving stump speech talking points.
Biden, on the other hand, went straight in and bit her head off by not even really going at Palin and staying focused on attacking McCain and defending Obama. Beautiful job Joe! You know the best part of the debate?? At the end when Biden went straight in on why McCain is no maverick. Man that shit was so lovely and masterfully done.
Anyway, the first numbers after the debate show the American people agree with me and think Joe Biden won. The CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll says Biden won 51% to 36% for Palin. In a CBS News poll of uncommitted voters, Biden won 46% to Palin's 21%. Enough said, I'll see you at the next presidential debate this Tuesday.
VP Debate Tonight!; Jay-Z Concert PSA
First off I wanna say if you're in Broward, Miami-Dade, or Palm Beach County and you wanna go to that free Jay-Z concert you better be out there like now! I went to get my tickets from the Fort Lauderdale office (which is in the heart of the city so hopefully this doesn't apply to all of the office locations) and there was a mean line so they started to only give one ticket per person! I was probably in the line for about 30 minutes to an hour, but it was still a cool experience to see all the different people out there. You don't have to be registered to vote, you don't even have to bring your I.D., you just have to go down there, fill out the lil paper, and they give you the ticket(s). Good luck if you're trying to go and keep your fingers crossed for my friends because I don't wanna ride down to the concert solo lol.
Anyway, back to the real topic of this post: the VP debate tonight! Man, I can't freakin' wait! I personally think they are purposely trying to lower the expectations so as long as Palin survive and doesn't lose a limb, she looks like a winner. I'm not sure if its gonna work or not, but let keep our fingers crossed. Remember, the debate starts tonight at 9 PM ET! I prefer you watch it on MSNBC, but as long as you watch its all good.
Oh, and I asked someone at the Campaign For Change office about electioneering (aka wearing Obama shirts, pins, hats, etc. to the polls) and whether it was illegal or not and he said its definitely NOT! You hear me?? You CAN wear your Obama shit to the poll this year! I'm personally really considering doing early voting, but if your planning to go to the polls Nov. 4th just know that you can. I'd still be cautious if I were you (you never know with these republicans).
September 29, 2008
This Palin Lady Isn't Too Bright, Is She?
Today while stumping in Ohio moose enemy #1 (aka Sarah Palinc) tried to make fun of Joe Biden's age (he's 65). You can click here to see what she said, but umm does she not realize the person she's running with is even older than Biden??? McCain's old ass is standing right there, does she not see him?? I mean she does know he's 72, right?? What an idiot. I hope she studies hard in "debate camp" this week because if her performance in those 3 interviews after interview camp are any indication, its already over for her.
Another thing, you know if Barack had said this about McCain's old ass it'd be all over the news. Fuck the bailout out falling through again, they'd be talking about this shit, but since Palin is a white republican woman its all good. Sad.
Anyway, the McCain camp's attempt to get the VP debate pushed back didn't work so don't forget to tune in this Thursday at 9.
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September 24, 2008
Now It All Makes Sense!
John McHoover McCain doesn't wanna postpone Friday's presidential debate because he's not prepared, he wants it postponed so Sarah Palin can have more time to prepare. I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier, it all makes perfect sense now: Palin needed more time to memorize her answer sheet, McCain used the financial crisis as an excuse to push his debate back, offers to reschedule it to the date of her debate, and to move her debate back to "a date yet to be determined."
I know all that sounds made up BUT, unfortunately, its the damn truth. That's right, CNN is reporting that the McCain camp has made this proposal to the Presidential Debate Commission. Sad, very sad.
The voice of reason in this whole mess, Barack Obama, thinks all the debates should go on as scheduled. Earlier in Clearwater, Florida he said, "I think that it is going to be part of the president’s job to deal with more than one thing at once." Thank you! And as one commenter said, "Congress needs McCain's help like I need my 2 year old son's help lifting a couch," so why not debate?? Hmm, maybe McCain just won't show up. Oh well, Obama '08!
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September 07, 2008
www.SarahPalinExposed.com
This very well might be the best website on the internet! Since the rethuglicans don't wanna let her be interviewed and answer some of the questions somehow deemed "sexist" somebody took the honor of putting her out for us. Be grateful. Check out the website.
One of my favorite posts is "Wasilla City Hall vs Illinois State Capitol" where they compare the Wasilla City Hall where Palin served from 1992-2002 to the Illinois State Capitol where Barack served as a state senator from 1997-2004. The picture of the 2 buildings side-by-side is a freakin' joke! The Wasilla City Hall looks like a gotdamn corner store! Seriously, you're not gonna tell me it doesn't look like you can get a bomb ass hot sausage and quarter water from there lol. They also point of that District 13, where Barack served, had a population of 210,496, while Palin's entire town of Wasilla is has a current estimated population of just 9,780. Sad.
There's so many good things in there so check out the website.
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