Round 1
1) Crooked I
2) Joell Ortiz
3) Royce Da 5'9"
4) Joe Budden
Round 2
1) Joe Budden
2) Royce Da 5'9"
3) Joell Ortiz
4) Crooked I
So many fucking tough bars! This shit really makes no sense. I'm at a loss for words.
Showing posts with label Funkmaster Flex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funkmaster Flex. Show all posts
December 19, 2011
Slaughterhouse - Funkmaster Flex Freestyle
Round 1
1) Crooked I
2) Joell Ortiz
3) Royce Da 5'9"
4) Joe Budden
Round 2
1) Joe Budden
2) Royce Da 5'9"
3) Joell Ortiz
4) Crooked I
So many fucking tough bars! This shit really makes no sense. I'm at a loss for words.
June 01, 2011
Surprise! Mister Cee Pleads Guilty
Speaking of Flex, who comes out (no pun intended...okay, kinda) looking more foolish in this situation, Mister Cee for being down for the sword fight or Flex for sticking up for him so aggressively?
Call me crazy, but I'm leaning towards Funk Flex (something I'm sure Mister Cee has wanted to do for years). Cee did what any uncloseted gay guy that got caught in a similar situation would do: deny, deny, deny. Flex, on the other hand, did what any guy on the D.L. would do if gay shit came up: get angry. That's actually worse because the allegations weren't even against him. It was almost like he was telling us he might have something in common with Mister Cee besides being a DJ for Hot 97. Just putting it out there.
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April 19, 2011
Donnell Rawlings Reenacts Funkmaster Flex's Mr. Cee Rant
Hilarious! And of course he's talking about this Funkmaster Flex audio right here.
February 06, 2011
Random News Shit: Hip-Hop Headlines Edition
Looks like Wale is pulling a LeBron and taking his talents to South Beach to be on Rick Ross' Maybach Music Group. (Damn, that joke is fucked out now. I'm putting the world on notice right now, let that be the last time anybody does a "taking his talents to South Beach" joke. Thank you.) Good for Wale, looks like he's gonna get to drop that second album after all.
2) Big Boi 6 Tracks Deep Into New Album
When I first heard this I got excited... then I remembered how long it took for Sir Lucious Left Foot to come out and I got depressed. Welp hopefully we get this new one by 2013.
(Side note: What the hell is Andre doing??)
3) Funkmaster Flex Arrested & Released
That chick's story sounds kinda fishy, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to do a parody of this infamous Funk Flex video of him talking about R. Kelly. I'm seriously considering it. Seriously.
September 02, 2010
Fabulous Funk Flex Freestyle
A lot of people have been getting on Fab for stumbling a couple times while trying to look down and read his lyrics off of his phone, but fuck it, that shit went hard! He had a few super dope Joe Budden-esque punchlines in there that had me on the edge of my seat.
So for the record, I don't give a shit what you get the lyrics off of as long as they're good. Let's keep it funky, most of these bum ass rappers out here couldn't have even done that. Besides, I rather a Fab or a Drake reading rhymes of their BlackBerry than have them spitting the same verses over and over again like dudes used to do in '03. Give credit where credit is due.
August 04, 2010
Lil Wayne Calls Into Funk Flex
I only listened to the first part because I gotta head out the door for work, but let me say this: Wayne has the illest "free [insert rapper]" logo of all-time!
That's all. Enjoy part 2 after the jump.
June 30, 2010
Jadakiss On Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj Situation
I haven't spoken on the whole Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj situation because I honestly don't care enough about it, BUT I do care about whatever Jadakiss says because he's so hilarious to me lol. This video isn't overtly funny or anything, but I just like hearing Jada's opinion on things.
(Side note: How awesome of a show would "Jada's Opinion On Things" be?? It could have Kiss speaking on Hip-Hop issues as well as global issues, like the BP oil crisis in the Gulf. I can't think of one other rapper I'd rather listen to speaking on random shit than Jadakiss. Not one. I'd tune in to hear what he says, as well as how he says it, every gotdamn week! That's something to think about MTV and BET. You're welcome.)
June 26, 2009
Asher Roth Freestyle On Funk Flex
FREESTYLE! Asher Roth is Hip-Hop! I'm curious to really know how many rappers can actually freestyle these days lol.
I'm also loving the MJ lines about 7 minutes in. That was a good look.
June 17, 2009
50 Cent Sits Down With Funk Flex
50 is a fool! lol. The part about Jay-Z getting Drake on his single when he don't even do that with his own artists is so true lol. This man is hilarious! He needs to stop trying to make music and do a radio show on Shade 45.
June 07, 2009
Jay-Z Exclusive Interview With Flex & Cee Friday Night
Hov ain't trying to step on nigga's toes by saying auto-tune was hot when Kanye and Wayne did it, but luckily for y'all, I'm not friends with them niggas so fuck 'em, that shit was wack. 75% of 808s & Heartbreak was wack, Lollipop was wack, and I heard 2 Wayne songs today called No Quitter, Go Getter and Told Y'all and they were BOTH WACK! T-Pain is the only nigga I heard use it and make it sound acceptable. I don't know if that's because others just don't know how to do it or what, but everybody else needs to move on. Thank you Hov!
The video of Funk Flex and Mister Cee world premiering D.O.A. is after the jump.
Related:
Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune) (CDQ)
June 05, 2009
Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune) (CDQ)
"Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen. No I.D. on the track, let the story begin." So sick! Here's a zSHARE link also if you're into that.
Related:
Kanye Promises Jay-Z's BP3 Will Be 'Anti-Auto-Tune Album'
April 22, 2009
Funk Flex Done Fuckin' With Interscope
Funk Flex be getting so excited lol. Anyway, the guy he's talking about is Nino Cuccinello over at Interscope. Now, I'm not completely positive of what's going down, but it sounds like dude was shitting on Urban radio and opting for Pop stations so now Flex is mad and is boycotting all Interscope acts (Drake just barely made the cut last week lol).
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong because I was doing something else while I was listening to this so chances are I didn't get it right lol.
March 11, 2009
50 Cent Presents Pimpin Curly: Episode 5.5 "Curly's Mad, Flex"
LMAO! Damn, if you needed a reminder that Ross could never win this battle, there it is. Ross was destined to lose this shit and this video is just another L under his belt lol.
Speaking of Rick Ross and L's, Miss Info is reporting that 50 has a "video" of Ross' other baby momma. Click here to listen.
Related:
Rick Ross Does Funk Flex
50 Cent Presents Pimpin' Curly "The Fast Lane" Episode #5 "Shots Fired!"
50 Cent Presents Pimpin' Curly "The Fast Lane" - Episode 4: "Meet Uncle Pinky"
50 Cent Presents Pimpin' Curly "The Fast Lane" Episode #3
50 Cent Starring In "Pimpin' Curly" Episode 2
50 Cent Starring In "Pimpin' Curly" Episode 1
March 09, 2009
Rick Ross Does Funk Flex
Pretty interesting interview. I see Ross is trying to change the story on why he diss 50 in the first place, but at this point we all know he did it for the promo (which obviously didn't work since his album still got pushed back). Anyway, he finally explained the Curly thing, but if that's the real reason he calls him that, that is pretty corny lol. I'm not sure where he was going when he said selling 10 million once is like selling 1 million 10 times because Ross has yet to go platinum. Both of his first 2 albums went gold (you can search it on RIAA.com if you like) and he'll be lucky if this new one even does that.
Oh yeah, and how did Ross just find out he had a MySpace last year?? Last year was 2008! He better catch up with the times if he wants to make an attempt at sticking around long term.
February 02, 2009
Sad Shit: Rick Ross Called Miss Info Sunday
Flex hit it RIGHT on the head lol. Ross sounds so flustered! I think its time to go ahead and throw the towel in my dude.
Oh, and if you wanna hear Miss Info's report without all the talking click here.
50 Cent On Hot 97 With Funk Flex Talking About Rick Ross!
May 16, 2008
The Game On Funk Flex
Here's another good interview with The Game and Flex talking Vida, G-Unit, Suge, and The Knockout Kid.
March 14, 2008
Fat Joe On Funk Flex 3/11/08
Thank goodness he went to a real radio personality this time instead of Miss Jones' lame ass lol.
September 17, 2007
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