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Showing posts with label Khia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Khia. Show all posts

April 20, 2010

Khia - Been A Bad Girl Video



You know what?? This song isn't half bad. And as compared to the other shit Khia has put out, I wouldn't be shocked if it turned into a minor hit. That's big, especially for her.

But what was going on with some of the outfits in the video?? She looked like a low budget Lady Gaga in some of that shit. Just further proof females with too many big ass tattoos can't do high fashion... or even look elegant lol.

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April 22, 2008

STFU Award: Khia aka Ms. Irrelevant

After a stunting knock out last night, Khia is back to being the irrelevant person who thinks she's the shit and acts like she doesn't know she's irrelevant. Check out what this fool had to say about being kicked off the show for being such a failure:

"It was my perfect exit...I planned on going to the show to promote my music. My mission was accomplished. Everybody there used pre-written material, so it was like [MC] Serch was hating all along. Serch and all the rest of them will have to really accomplish something, before I have anything to say about them."

Yeah, everybody might have used pre-written verses, but you were the only one dumb enough to use something that's already been released. I mean, I know the album flopped, but come on nigga. And how's she gonna say Serch needs to accomplish something when she has accomplished NOTHING?? If that's the case, then she should have nothing to even say about herself. I mean, damn, at least he's hosting the show, you were a fuckin' contestant trying to get a deal.

"The show was a joke... Now that I'm gone, the ratings will be going down. Everybody know they were watching the show to see me."

No nigga, you're a joke, and we weren't watching to see you succeed, we were watching to see you fail so we could laugh and it only took you 1 and 1/10 of 2 episode to do just that.

"I'm independent and I don't want to be signed to a label," Khia said. "I like the independent money and the independent success. I'm Khia, I'm still in my same neighborhood, I'm around my people, my community, I want to uplift them and let them know you can make it no matter where you're from, or what struggles you've been through."

Wrong again nigga, it's not that you don't wanna be signed, it's that no one wants to sign you. And if independent money was so good, then why are you still in the same neighborhood?? You're broke and struggling for exposure, but just become more and more of an irrelevant joke the more you open your crooked ass mouth. Please, just shut the fuck up. [FULL STORY]

(Note to all up and coming rappers: if you're 37 and still haven't made it, QUIT!)

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April 21, 2008

The Joke Of The Night: Khia

LMAO!! Man, did y'all see Khia get kicked off of Miss Rap Supreme tonight?? Well it turned out that her "16" last week was just a piece of a song from one of her previous weed plates and upon further research I found out that it was from the last one, Gangstress. That trick had at least a 4-5 month head start with her rap and she still had the worst rhyme of the night LMAO!!

Damn that girl is a failure lol. I mean not only did she lose all credibility by going on that show (whatever credibility she had at least lol), but when it turns out that she was the first person to be eliminated just took it to a whole different level. Not to mention that she lied about her age to go on the show (she's 37, not 30). She now officially can't talk trash about anybody...EVER lol. If she did it would be like Vanilla Ice going at Nas lol.

As far as the show goes Nicky2States (aka Foxy Brown 2.0) is a damn freak! No wonder she has so many damn kids lol. And I'm disappointed in Ms. Cherry for fuckin' up her rap because she came in ill on her verse...oh well lol.

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March 03, 2008

All That New Music I Never Posted Pt. 2

I didn't want to make that other post too long so I broke it up into 2. Plus, I got a lot more new shit I'll post later on tonight like that new Rick Ross and Jay-Z!

Crooked I - My Life 2.0


This shit is TOO fuckin' ill! Yo, can we get a Crooked I album PLEASE???

G-Unit - The Mechanic


Nothing special, I don't even know why I posted it to be honest lol.

Khia Feat. Gucci - What They Do


This record is the heat that ho bag Khia was talking about in the video?? Hoes, I tell ya lol.

Young Dro - All That Money


I ain't mad at this shit

Young Dro - House On Me


I dunno what he was going for with this one lol.

Young Buck - The Strip Club


Pretty decent.

Rakim - Its Nothin'


Not really feelin' it, but its Rakim so its all good with me lol.

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February 15, 2008

STFU Award: Khia

Here this female goes again lol. This time she's mad at Janet Jackson because she didn't make the song they did together the first single. Boo-fuckin'-whoo! You should be happy anybody even called your ass for a feature seeing that your career ended as soon as it started lol. I'll write more on the other side, but check this bitch out first:



This old bag done lost her mind! She's talking like she's Janet Jackson and Janet Jackson is Khia lol. If I worked on Virgin's marketing team and I had a record with Nelly and another record with Khia, why in the FUCK would I chose the one with Khia??? That makes NO sense! Plus, its not like either record did any good on Billboard or BDS so what makes Khia, of all people, think her record should have been the first single??? That dumb ass shit peaked at #90 on the Hot 100, at least the Nelly record got to #25 lol. Again, your record should have been first because of what?? Okay then.

Then she goes on to talk about other one hit wonders like D4L and Shop Boyz like she isn't one of them LMAO. Classic! Matter of fact, she isn't even an one hit wonder because technically she never even had a hit. Laffy Taffy was a #1 record on Billboard and Party Like A Rockstar made it all the way up to #2. Wanna know the highest My Neck, My Back got on the Hot 100?? 42! This bitch didn't even break the top 40 and is talking about the record like its Thriller or something lol. The fact that this DVD spelled her 4 letter name wrong at the beginning should be a clear indicator of how much status she has in this industry. No, the fact that "Rap Hu$tlin" DVD is her only outlet to air out her grievances is a cleat indicator of how much status she has in this industry lol.

The last thing I wanna say before I put this to bed is that not only is she a terrible artist rapper that has never had a top 40 hit, only sold about 10,000 copies of her last album to date, and will never be successful even though she tries to create some controversy every few months to keep her long dead name alive but she's also a dumbass. Now, I know that isn't news to anyone with the slightest piece of a brain, but its true. Her dumbassness, if you will lol, started to show when she called herself a "young independent artist" even though she's pushing 40 (37 years-old to be exact). Then she really lets her idiotic ways show when talking about the UNDERGROUND hit My Neck, My Back by saying, "that's a classic song, it ain't went nowhere yet and its been 10 years. Came out in '02, its been 8 years." Huh?? Besides the fact no one can recall the last time they heard My Neck, My Back on the radio proves it has indeed gone somewhere, what's up with her math??? Its a fair assessment to say she probably didn't graduation, but damn 8 minus 2 is elementary lol. And the fact that she's still doing "shows" is no sticking point for her, even PM Dawn is still doing shows lol. Call me when My Neck, My Back goes on tour lol.

If you still haven't got enough of Khia's poor attempts to create some buzz on unheard-of DVDs then watch her do it all over again on something called Rolling Out TV lol.

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January 15, 2008

INN: Khia's Hood Magazine Advice Column

No, what Khia said actually isn't where the ignorant nigga news comes from, its the person she's giving advice to. Tough I DO know what Hood Magazine is, I just swiped this shit from Bossip because it was just too funny lol. Check out what this female said:

Khia,

Hey girl I hope you choose this to go in the magazine. My name is Lashawn and I’m seventeen down here in Dade county. Anyway I just had my second baby from a grown ass man, 27 to be exact, who said he was gone be there after the baby was born.

He kept fu*king me while I was pregnant all the way up to the doctor said I couldn’t have any more sex. After that he disappeared. I feel so lost. What should I do?

- - LaShawn

Seriously now, how stupid can you be??? LMAO!! How you let a nigga fuck you until you're pregnant, all the way throughout the pregnancy, after the pregnancy to get you pregnant again, then all the way throughout that pregnancy, and just leave???? Beyond me! What the fuck do you mean he "disappeared"?? I mean is he a martian like Lil Wayne?? Was he on Street Magic with David Blaine?? Now, its obvious that this dude is, was, and will always be a loser so how far could get have possibly gotten?? Have you check the local playgrounds?? Or maybe one of those corner stores all the kids used to mysteriously migrate to immediately after school let out?? I mean he seems like your average 27 year-old jobless* loser who can't get over his high school days and just hangs out in the hood all day until school gets out so he can go post up*. I wouldn't be surprised if that nigga is right across the street from you now!

Whatever, the more important question here is where the fuck are your parents??? I mean its one thing for your dad to be missing, that aint too uncommon, but what the fuck is your mom doing while you laid up with this old ass loser??? It would be one thing if this was the first time so it could have caught your mom off guard, but this is your second damn baby! You're telling me aint nobody around to tell you that you're a dumbass and you continuously having sex with someone with no means to support you isn't a good idea?? See, some people might say I'm mean, but everyone needs someone to tell them when they're being a dumbass and call them out on their bullshit. This girl is in desperate need of that, not advice from Khia in Hood Magazine lol.

Okay, maybe I've been a bit tough on homegirl so lets do some math to justify why this dude is the definition of loser: Lashawn just had her 2nd baby at 17, random loser (aka the father of both of her children) is 27. If she was still pregnant and had the baby at 17 then she was probably 16 when she got pregnant the 2nd time. Now, we don't know how much time went by in between the 2 babies, but lets just say it was 6 months. That means she got pregnant the first time when she was 15 and had the baby when she was 16 so realistically she had to be at least 14-15 when they met. If she was 14 or 15 then he had to be either 24 or 25, people that age, who aren't losers, probably aren't looking to get with a freshman in high school. Fuck it, I could go on and on about how much of a loser he is, but I'd be here all day and it STILL wouldn't be able to amount to his true level of loserdome lol. Besides, none of this is even possibly TWICE if homegirl isn't as dumb as she made herself seem in that letter lol.

Okay, I'm done with this shit for real lol.


*Anybody 27 and still going back to their high school routinely probably doesn't have a job.
* I know this dude goes to his old school to hang out because how else would they have met and she not be able to find him?? If they knew each other because they were neighbors she could just go to his mom to find him (I'm sure he wouldn't be too far away lol). She couldn't get into night clubs when they met so they could've met there. They're 10 years apart so they never could've possibly went to the same school at the same time unless he failed 12th grade at least 7 times lol. There's pretty much no other explanation to how they met besides him going back to the school to chill.

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I Know You Don't Care But... Khia Signed With Big Cat Records

Why don't these one-hit wonders save themselves the embarrassment?? I mean if Big Cat Records is the only label that will have you then you know you're doing bad lol. I aint mad at her though she can do whatever she wants with her life lol. [FULL STORY]

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October 22, 2007

I Know You Don't Care But... Khia Won't Take Her One-Hit Wonder Status and Go Away!

Before the Mike Jones and Lil Mamas of the world, there was one one-hit wonder who has refused to go away and stay away since they first hit the scene in 2002. Who is that one-hit wonder you ask?? Well if you ask, you're a damn moron because her name is in the title and and picture is above this lol. Anyway, this old ho who OBVIOUSLY hasn't quite got a grasp of how this whole one-hit wonder thing goes and is back at it throwing shots at Trina, Jacki-O, Remy Ma, T.I., and Lil Wayne! Since no hood DVD of importance (SMACK, The Come Up, Sub Zero, etc.) wants to talk to her, she found some lil poor graphic having DVD called Str8Krackk to vent on... Check it out:



Khia... look, you're 36 years-old (going on 37 November 8th) you need to go sit down somewhere and get ready to join AARP in a few years. First of all, no one cares about you or what you have to say so getting on this low budget DVD and talking about a damn year old "beef" is pointless. Yeah Trina can't rap, but then again neither can you so who are you to be pointing fingers?? Please stop calling what Jacki-O did "free promotion" because it didn't help your situation or help you sale any records. She pretty much had Lil Wayne right lol, but T.I. stole your record?? Be serious girl what would T.I. need to steal any record you made?? Did you forget your last album didn't debut on the Billboard 200 and only sold 4,000 copies the first week?? You're nobody and Tip doesn't need to steal any of your raggedy songs lol.

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