Random News Shit: Misc. NFL News Edition

1) Rex Grossman Thinks Redskins Will Win NFC East
Forget blood testing for steroids, how about one for illegal drugs because Rexy was definitely on something potent when he made this statement.

In all seriousness, unlike most, I'm not even mad at him for saying it. I mean, what is he supposed to say, "It's clear we're the 4th best team in our division, so I'm just gonna hammer these game checks and maybe we'll have some talent next year"? No, he'd be getting killed by all the football analysts that are laughing at him right now. Of course Washington would be lucky to win 5 games this season, Rex knows that, but he obviously can't say it to reporters.

(Side note: Speaking of the NFC East, everybody seems to think Philadelphia winning is a foregone conclusion, but I'd caution them to remember the Cowboys haven't gone anywhere.)

2) Clay Matthews Says He Played 2nd Half Of 2010 With Broken Leg
Okay, I'm gonna have to go ahead and call bullshit on this story, this is almost more ridiculous than Rexy saying the Skins would win the East. I'm willing to believe he played hurt, but a broken leg? Nigga please.

3) Channing Crowder Retires At 27
He didn't want to not play for the Dolphins, so he retired? Damn, what would've happened if he got drafted by the Bills instead?

Regardless, this nigga must be out of his rabbit ass mind if he wants us to believe a budding radio career and wanting to spend time with his family is even 1% of the reason he's calling it quits. That shit had NOTHING to do with it. He's just butt hurt about being cut from the Fins and I expect him to be back eventually.

4) Ray Lewis May Retire If Ravens Win It All
Welp, I guess the Ray Lewis won't be retiring anytime soon.

5) Bill Parcells, Jerry Rice Joining ESPN
I understand Bill Parcells, but Jerry Rice? I can't remember ever caring about or being entertained by anything Jerry Rice ever said, but oh well, it's ESPN's money, not mine.

6) Undrafted Free Agent Jimmy Young Carries Roy Williams' Pads
Good job Roy, get the undrafted free agent rookie to carry your pads, not the first round stud who's going to take your job. Who knows, maybe he'd still be in Dallas had he not tried someone who is greater than him? Oh well, I'm just glad his ol' fuck ass is gone.

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Random News Shit: You Already Know Edition

1) Eagles Swoop In On Nnamdi Asomugha

Welp, the Nnamdi saga is over and he landed on the Eagles. Good for them. As a Cowboys fan, am I now scared to face Philly? Hell no! Unless the Eagles also signed someone to help Andy Reid with clock management (and yes, I realize this won't matter if they're up 3 touchdown in the first quarter) or can guarantee Mike Vick stays healthy, I'll remain optimistic. Besides, assembling all-star teams never seems to work in football (and according to Adam Schefter they've already begun calling themselves the Dream Team) anyway.

2) Peyton Manning Signs 5-Yr/$90M Deal To Stay In Indy
It's funny, Peyton Manning takes less money and he's called the ultimate teammate, but when LeBron took less money to go to Miami last year he become a unqualified villain. And yeah, LeBron changed teams, but the fact still remains that he took less money. I'm not saying it's racism, but I am saying it's funny.

3) The Bears Sign 3 Former Cowboys

First they signed Roy Williams, then Sam Hurd, and now Marion Barber. I wouldn't be surprised if they were on the phone with Leonard Davis and Marc Colombo as we speak.

I'm not knocking the Bears though, I actually think these are 3 very good signing. Roy Williams get to play for the man who made him a Pro Bowler once upon a time in Mike Martz, Sam Hurd finally gets to prove he's not just a awesome special teams player, and the Barbarian gets to prove he's not done yet. Again, good signings.

4) Eagles Sign Cullen Jenkins

I'm not gonna lie, this one actually hurt me more than the Nnamdi signing and I may or may not be starting to get worried...

5) Ray Edwards Joins Falcons

Hmmmm, Atlanta, huh? Interesting choice for him.

Now I know he's dating LaStarya, but something just seems suspect about this dude. I don't know what it is, but the nipple rings don't help.

6) Nate Clements Agrees With Bengals
Damn, he knows the Bengals are gonna suck this year, right? He didn't steal enough money from the 49ers to get to the point where he wouldn't have to make a money grab on a bad team? I guess not.

7) Broncos Sign Willis McGahee
I'm not sure why they needed McGahee when they already have Knowshon Moreno and LenDale White under contract, but to each his own I guess.

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Cowboys Cut Roy Williams & Others

Yes, Lord, yes! Finally Roy Williams is a former Dallas Cowboys. Man, that was the longest abortion ever!

Sadly, Roy wasn't the only Cowboy to visit Valley Ranch for the final time today, Marion Barber, Leonard Davis, and Kris Brown were also told not to report to training camp in San Antonio tomorrow because they were being released.

I'm gonna miss the Barberian and his reckless running style, but I know we're gonna be fine with Felix Jones and Tashard Choice. I'll also miss big Leonard Davis. He had a bad year last year (including getting benched against Tennessee), but I'm not sure we have anybody to replace him with. Strangely, even though there's no replacement for him as of yet (and please don't say Montrae Holland because he's only 2 years younger, injury prone, and a whole lot worse), the move still makes sense because we actually save more money by cutting Davis ($6 million), than we did by cutting Roy ($5 million) or Barber ($4.7 million).

Going back to Roy, it'll be fun to see how the 2011 Cowboys WRs corps will be now that we aren't financially forced to start an underachiever. We know Miles Austin and Dez Bryant will be the starter, but we don't know who 3-5 will be. The obvious choice would be to bump up Kevin Olgetree, Sam Hurd, and Jesse Holley, but I wonder what the possibility would be of bringing back Patrick Crayton? I know it's unlikely (unless he's cut from the Chargers), just putting it out there. Either way, I hope we give Sam Hurd a real shot this year because he never really got it in the past.

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Dez Bryant Refuses To Carry Roy Williams' Pads...Good!

Yeah I said it, good! Here's my take on Roy Williams: Fuck Roy Williams! Dez Bryant was drafted to take his place, not to carry his pads. I know it's rookie hazing and all, but wrong guy and wrong time. By all accounts Dez Bryant has been straight showing out in the first weekend of Cowboys training camp. The first person on the field, the last person to leave it. So why is Roy trying to show him up?? Don't get it fucked up, this was more about showing Dez up and less about rookie hazing. Roy see's the writing on the wall and saw this as an opportunity to put the rookie "in his place."

Which brings me to my next point: Who the fuck is Roy Williams to put another receiver in his place?? Roy and Dez have done about the same production-wise for the Dallas Cowboys, the only difference is that Dez has yet to play in a game. Roy hasn't earned the right to rookie haze anybody, especially Dez Bryant. Tony Romo? Fine. Jason Witten? Fine. Miles Austin? Fine. Patrick Crayton? Fine. Roy Williams? Negro please!

(Oh, and this just in, Dez's mom was in attendance at practice Sunday, which makes me believe even more that Roy was trying to show him up.)

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Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition

1) Roy Williams Throws Romo & Austin Under The Bus
Here we go again! Damn I hate Roy Williams! Not only does he suck and not produce, but now he's dissing people. Its okay if T.O. does it because he's gonna put up numbers, but Roy is terrible. I don't think is a coincidence that all of a sudden the offense started clicking right when he got hurt and Miles Austin got more opportunity.

Hey Roy, Romo isn't throwing the ball correctly to everyone else, you're just the only one not in the right place when the ball arrives. Either that, or you drop the ball. Either way you suck and I really wish they'd put you at your rightful spot as the 4th or 5th WR.

2) NOW Wants Tom Cable Suspended Now!
And of course by "NOW" I'm referring to the National Organization for Women. So yeah, they want Tom Cable suspended because he admitted to hitting one of his bitches back in the day.

Now, I'm no employee of the moral police, but isn't coaching the Raiders punishment enough?? Seriously, I'll take staying home and receiving checks over watching JaMarcus Russell and his Buffie The Body hips overthrowing his WRs by 8 feet ANY day of the week! NOW should want something bad to happen to him, not something that would rival a vacation to Jamaica. Tom Cable is getting his punishment as we speak.

3) Dez Bryant Loses Final Suspension Appeal
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, FUCK THE NCAA! Fuck 'em long and fuck 'em hard. Fuck 'em in the ear. Fuck 'em with a sand paper condom on. Fuck 'em with one of those fake dicks from those Freaks Of Cock pornos. Just fuck 'em! Dez, go to the NFL, work your way into the starting line-up, and when you play in a Sunday night on NBC during the starters introduction where everyone says their name and college, say "Dez Bryant, University of FUCK 'EM!"

I rest my case lol.

4) Celts' Glen Davis Wants To Play in the NFL After NBA Career
He has the size, but he's crazy if he thinks he's gonna make it in the NFL at like 36 or 37. Plus, you get paid more in the NBA so sit your big cry baby ass down and worry about not fighting old team mates and injuring yourself.

5) Joe Girardi Stops To Help Motorist After World Series
Okay I wanna know how fine this lady was that he stopped and darted across traffic to help her out. Its well documented that dudes are more willing to help attractive women. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Let it had been an overweight ugly broad, she'd probably be on the side of the road still. The police and ambulance probably would've kept driving too lol.

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250 Miles & Runnin'

Now do you see why I was so happy about Roy Williams not playing?? Miles Austin is just a better receiver and he proved it by going out and grabbing 10 passes from Tony Romo for a grand total of 250 yards and 2 touchdowns. That's right, in one game Miles was as productive as Roy has been in all 4 games he's played in this season (11 receptions, 214 yards, 1 touchdown). After our bye this Sunday, I better see Miles Austin's name in the starting line-up whether Roy Williams is playing or not.

On another note, I can't say I'm happy with this win. I mean, yes, a win is a win, but we needed one guy to get 250 yards to squeak out an 26-20 win in overtime against the Chiefs. The Chiefs! The reality is we're not playing smart football right now. Both of our turnovers were converted into points, we had 13 penalties for 90 yards, a missed field goal, and our defense caved late in the 4th for the 3rd time this season. Good teams don't do that.

So yes, a win is a win, but this win was as unimpressive as they come. The Chiefs! The fuckin' Chiefs!!!

Here's an interesting stat to close with: After Week 5, the 3 teams the Cowboys have beaten are a combined 1-13 (and that's only because the Panthers won today) while the 2 teams we've lost to are a combined 10-0.

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Yessss!: Roy Williams Out Vs. Chiefs

I don't think I've ever been so happy about a nigga being hurt, but Lord knows I am right now. T.O.'s scrub of a replacement, Roy E. Williams, will not play tomorrow against the Chiefs and Miles Austin will make his first career start. Thank goodness! I mean Roy is a good blocker and all, but we're not going anywhere with him as our #1 WR. He can't get open and he doesn't scare defenses one bit which allows them to double team Jason Witten.

Unfortunately, after this game we have a bye week so he'll mostly likely be back to play the Falcons on the 25th. Damn.

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Random News Shit

1) Hots Boys Reunion On Hold
As you can read in the link, Juvenile is said he doesn't really know what's going on with the project so we can go ahead and file this under the list of Cash Money albums that will never be made or released. Is Turk even out of jail though?? You can't have the Hot Boys without all 4 members and I think there is a good chance he's still locked up. Welp, I guess we shall see.

On another note, I got some new Juvenile stuff to post so I'm gonna try to get that up before football starts tonight.

2) Tiny & Toya Set Viewing Records For BET
Before all you ghetto birds jump in rejoice, remember the headline says "viewing record for BET."

Anyway, "Tiny & Toya" had 3 million viewers on its debut and average 1.8 million for the 8-episode season. Not bad, not bad. I have nothing mean to say about the ladies but needless to say I didn't watch the show.

3) Roy Williams Day-To-Day With Shoulder Contusion
Damn, I was hoping it was much worse.

4) J.R. Smith & Jason Richardson Suspended By The NBA
J.R. will miss the first 7 games of the season and J-Rich will miss the first 2. No big deal here.

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Broncos Suspend Brandon Marshall Indefinitely

After Brandon acting out at practice yesterday, head coach Josh McDaniels informed him that he'd been suspended indefinitely for "conduct detrimental to the team" today.

Why don't they just trade this man?? That's going to be the only way to resolve this problem. I know you don't wanna set the precedence that you give every player what they want, but there is no other solution here. The Broncos just need to realized they fucked up by bringing Josh McDaniels in who fucked up by wanting to bring in Matt Cassel which fucked around and pissed off Jay Cutler and now their QB is playing for the Bears and their best WR is understandable upset.

Yes, it really IS that simply. You can believe Brandon doesn't trust the training staff or front office or wants a new contract if you want, but the REAL reason he's unhappy is because Jay Cutler isn't there anymore. He knows its not gonna be easy to put up 100 catch, 1,200 yard season with Kyle Orton throwing him the ball. And why would he think its gonna be easy when Orton keeps throwing the ball to the other team??

Okay, so what are the Broncos options?? 1) They could keep Brandon and have him not produce for them because he's unhappy, but that doesn't help you win. 2) They could release him, but then they lose a Pro Bowl WR for nothing. 3) They could trade him and get some value for him.

I think I'm gonna have to go with option 3!

Undoubtedly the Broncos fucked this up in a major way because now that Brandon on the field as well as off the field, they're going to get much less value for him than they would have if they traded him weeks ago when he first asked. At the end of the day though, they can still, and should still trade him because they are going to get something.

If they're still interested in downgrading in the position they're trading away (Cutler to Orton was a MAJOR downgrade), might I suggest giving a call to Jerry Jones and inquiring about Roy Williams?? Yeah, I know it'd never happen, but check out this deal: Brandon Marshall to Dallas in exchange for Roy Williams and a 2nd round draft pick in 2010. Hell, I'd even give away a first round pick to get Brandon is a Cowboys uniform! How could you turn down that deal if you were the Cowboys?? You erase the mistake that was trading for Roy Williams and you get a big play thread WR again! Do it Jerry, do it!

Not to mention all the sense it makes for Denver! Kyle Orton can't throw that far to begin with. Roy Williams isn't a big play threat and basically only can get you about 10-12 yards at a time. Sounds like a match made in mediocre offensive Heaven! Do it Jerry, do it!

All this wishful thinking is starting to make this trade sound better and better to me and is making it feel like a real possibility lol. Okay so let me stop with all the speculations before my head explodes.

On another note, can't wait for that Broncos/Bears game in Denver this Sunday on NBC!

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Shots Fired By T.O.!

FiyahMuZik.com reporting what people write on Twitter as news?? Yeeaaahhh CNN and ESPN status baby! lol.

Anyway, you thought Mike Vick was gonna be the only big news out of the NFL for ESPN tomorrow?? Think again! Check out what T.O. had to say about the news that his "replacement" in Dallas, Roy Williams, had hurt his shoulder and watch ESPN blow it out of proportions tomorrow:

"The pressure has mounted n D-town...Stay tuned! This is WTEO81 reporting live frm Buffalo,NY. Wishing u a speedy recovery Roy!" Via @terrellowens

There is NO WAY ESPN is taking this and running with it lol. I love it though because T.O. should feel bitterness towards the Cowboys, they dropped him for the average-ness that is Roy Williams. I'd be bitter too. But I must say, there is probably more pressure on T.O. to get back on the field in Buffalo than there is for Roy to get back in Dallas. Though Roy is now the #1 receiver, there's no way he was gonna take us to the next level so its gonna be offense by committee this year and Romo will be spreading the ball around to a lot of different faces.

Put it like this, if Roy missed the entire season with this injury, the Cowboys would still be fine. If T.O. missed the entire season with his injury the whole city of Buffalo would probably explode. Got it?? Good!

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Roy Williams Hurts Shoulder In Practice

**UPDATE**
ESPN.com is now reporting that X-ray's on Roy's injured shoulder were negative and he's likely done of the rest of preseason.

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Looks like the Romo/Roy era might have to be put on pause for a minute as Roy fucked around and got hurt in a collision with 2nd year DB Orlando Scandrick. I haven't seen the play, but I do know they weren't practicing in pads and this was supposed to be a walk-through. So far all we know is that its a shoulder injury (not a broken collarbone like Joe Buck and Troy Aikman said on the Fox broadcast) and Roy will have an MRI and X-Ray tomorrow. Also Scandrick has come out and said he didn't try to hit him and was just trying to make a play on the ball.

Guess what though?? I'm not even mad about it. Whenever your number #1 receiver gets hurt you're supposed to be concerned, but I can't lie, I'm not. Its no military secret that I'm no Roy Williams fan and I'm gonna stay consistent with that. This gives our young WRs a chance to show what they can do with the 1st team at the least. I see this as a win/win. Hopefully Miles Austin doesn't fuck around and get hurt too with the extra reps he's gonna get Saturday.

Welp, we'll see how serious this injury is in the morning. I don't wanna wish the guy any misfortunate, but I wouldn't mind seeing Miles Austin or Sam Hurd lining up next to Patrick Crayton on September 13th in Tampa.

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Sam Hurd Making A Push For The #3 WR Spot??

That's what MySanAntonio.com is saying. Then again, to be honest, that's been the word I've been hearing from everything I read from DallasCowboys.com, ESPN's NFC East blog, Dallas Morning News, and everybody else I've read since camp started. All of them have been talking about how impressed they were with Sam Hurd and that he and Tony Romo's chemistry is undeniable.

That's a great thing because I've also been hearing that Roy Williams really isn't looking like a #1 WR right now. He and Romo STILL aren't on the same page and Patrick Crayton and Hurd look like the class of the receiving corp. So maybe he's moving past Miles Austin for the #3 receiver spot?? We shall see!

I'm optimistic on how this is all good turn out, but I'm just hoping Hurd and Austin can stay on the field this season so they can live up to all their potential. Watch out for my Cowboys!

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A Little Bit More Confident About The Cowboys

Even though I was pissed off x10 when Jerry Jones decided to let Terrell Owens go back in February, I've had time to gather myself and possibly look forward to a halfway decent season. I mean, we're definitely gonna miss T.O. (there is 0 chance Roy Williams can fill that void, he's just not that good at the end of the day), but something I just read made me a little more confident about the upcoming season and it had nothing to do with any individual player.

Ready to hear what the big news is?? Can I get a drum roll? No? Okay, fuck you then! lol.

Anyway, the reason I'm more confident in the 2009 Dallas Cowboys is because they'll be returning to San Antonio and holding training camp in the indoor, air-conditioned Alamodome! I know, exciting stuff! Seriously though, before the 'Boys NFC-best 13-3 season in 2007, they practiced in the Alamodome. Before last year's 9-7 debacle, they practiced in Oxnard, California out in the heat because of a scheduling conflict. So there you have it.

I know it seems insignificant, but having camp in an air-conditioned dome verses having it out in the Cali sun makes a big difference. I don't know that for a fact, but I'm gonna act like I do because it makes me feel like we actually have a shot this year lol.

Now as far as the individual players go, I have a lot of confidence in Miles Austin and Sam Hurd's ability, but they have to be able to be on the field. They've learned under Terrell the past few seasons just like Terrell learned under Jerry Rice and I know they are both ready to have break out season if they can avoid injury. Those 2 guys are the key. If they can play 16 games I say the Cowboys go 10-6 or better, if they don't they'll go 8-8 or worse. But no matter what, I think our success hinges on whether Austin and Hurd can stay healthy.

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Bad News Coming From The Cowboys OTAs

ESPN.com NFC East blogger Matt Mosley visited the Dallas Cowboys yesterday and I can't say I'm happy with what he's reporting. Apparently even after them allegedly working out together everyday, Tony Romo and Roy Williams still aren't quite on the same page yet.

"Tony Romo and Roy Williams are not ready for prime time. In seven-on-seven drills, they failed to connect twice. Then they had another ball fall harmlessly to the ground in team drills. They're not on the same page at all. I just wanted to throw that out there because I keep seeing all these stories about the wonderful "offseason chemistry" that's forming between the players. I haven't seen any evidence of that."

Matt Mosley is still a moron who only bashes the Cowboys because people started calling him a homer, but this first hand account is nothing to be happy about. At the same time, these are just OTAs and training camp doesn't start until the end of July. Then again, if they can't connect on 7-on-7 drills, I don't know how they'll fare once the pads come on. I can only hope Romo's chemistry with Miles Austin and Sam Hurd is better than it is with T.O.'s alleged replacement.

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Boldin To Fire Agent Rosenhaus

That's right, disgruntle Cardinals receiver Anquan Boldin has informed his agent Drew Rosenhaus that he plans to fire him because of his inability to force a trade or new contract. Really?? Now this is what I don't get, why tell him you PLAN to fire him?? Why not just fire him?? What are you waiting for??

Anyway, I really don't know why he wants to fire Drew. Its not Drew's fault Arizona doesn't want to give you a better deal and its not Drew's fault the Eagles aren't willing to give up what it takes to make the trade. If Boldin wants to blame someone, he should blame Jerry Jones. That's right, Jerry muthafuckin' Jones! It was the Dallas Cowboys' owner who overpaid for mediocre receiver Roy Williams and fucked up the trade scale.

Think about it, if the Detroit Lions could get 1st, 3rd, and 5th round draft picks for a guy who's only surpassed 1,000 yards once in his 5-year career, why shouldn't the Cardinals feel they should get AT LEAST that for Boldin who's done it 4 times in 6 years (including the 2008 season where he only played in 12 games)?? See, by Jerry Jones giving up so much for Roy Williams, everybody else will be expecting the same type of deal for their receiver on the trading block. News flash though, it ain't gonna happen! There's only one Jerry Jones and nobody else is gonna be willing to give up 3 picks for a receiver unless his name is Larry Fitzgerald.

Moral of the story, blame Jerry Jones!

(On another note though, why couldn't the Cowboys just wait until the offseason to make a trade for a WR?? I much rather have given up those 3 draft picks for Anquan Boldin instead of Roy Williams. Roy could work with Romo every day until his arms fell off and I'd still rather have Anquan.)

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Top 10 Cowboys That Should Be Shown The Door

If Jerry Jones is wondering who needs to stay and who needs to go he needs to check out my top 10.

10) Zach Thomas
He's still an all-time great and probable Hall of Famer, but he didn't really help us out at all.

9) Roy L. Williams
Yeah he only played in like 2 or 3 games this season, but even if he was there you know he would've been getting burned. We shouldn't have brought him back last year and definitely shouldn't next.

8) Anthony Henry
Henry is constantly getting beat in coverage and missing tackles so its time to part ways.

7) Roy E. Williams
Let the records show, I said this was a bad trade from the beginning. His poor route running in that loss in Philly proved that and also why Romo has been reluctant to look his direction. I still say we should've waited for T.J. who's gonna be a free agent.

6) Cory Procter
The only reason I left him out of the top 5 is because he is a back-up and was forced to play because of injury to Kyle Kosier and Montrae Holland. Anyway, he was terrible all season and we can't expect Romo to do anything when Procter is always getting beat.

5) Brian Stewart
Why is he even on the staff?? Wade is doing the defensive play calling during the game now anyway.

4) Flozell Adams
Its been nice, but its time for change. He's good for at least a false start per game and he wasn't getting killed by Trent Cole against the Eagles.

3) Brad Johnson
We have no use for him besides at holder and that's just not good enough. Plus, I could never forgive him for his terrible play while Romo was out.

2) Pacman Jones
This was an experiment gone bad. He hasn't done one thing positive for us on the field besides make the tackle after he's repeatedly beat in coverage. I feel bad because I actually wanted him to come to Dallas.

1) Jason Garrett
The play calling has been pretty bad all year and as T.O. has been saying for weeks, teams have figured us out and we need to give some different looks. Maybe it was just a sophomore jinx, but his play calling was questionable all season. Ex: Instead of pounding it up the middle with Choice on 3rd and inches, he calls a pass in the flat which turns into a 4 yard loss by Roy E. Williams. Unacceptable. When all we got was a field goal out of that drive I knew it was all downhill from there. Maybe he'd be better off as a head coach where he wouldn't have to call plays, but we need to get rid of Jason Garrett the offensive coordinator.

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Here's my bonus top 10 of players we need to keep around.

10) Miles Austin
Miles has been great all season and is a much better kick returned than Pacman. He's another reason why I think the Roy Williams trade was a bad idea.

9) Leonard Davis
Leonard is the man. He's huge and takes up a lot of space so we definitely need to keep him on board.

8) Bradie James
Bradie should've made the Pro Bowl, but he doesn't have a name yet, but he still had one of the best seasons of any MLB in the league.

7) Terence Newman
Though he wasn't that impressive Sunday, T-New has been shutting niggas down since he came back from injury in Washington. We need that.

6) Marion Barber
I don't wanna make excuses (mainly because Tashard Choice filled in so great for the most part) but you can make an argument saying we got a lot worse once Marion got hurt. It probably wouldn't have matter against the Eagles, but imagine him in the 4th quarter in Pittsburgh.

5) Jay Ratliff
He's one of the best DTs this league has to offer and we're gonna need him to sculpt our defense around.

4) Terrell Owens
Its sad that some people are actually blaming the Eagles loss on T.O. (namely Cris Carter's long eye brow having ass). One receiver can't make a team lose by 38 points. Somebody tell Cris to call me when Terrell starts playing defense and special teams.

3) Jason Witten
Witten is a huge part of what we do offensively so it would be retarded to get rid of him no matter how good Bennett is.

2) DeMarcus Ware
Seriously, do I even need to elaborate??

1) Tony Romo
I battled with who should be #1, Tony or DeMarcus, but I ultimately landed on Romo because franchise QBs don't grow on trees. It took us about 6 or 7 seasons to find a replacement for Aikman and we don't need to go through that again. Lets not forget, this is just Romo's 2nd full season. It took Peyton Manning 96 starts before he won his first playoff game. Tony will be fine.

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Roy Williams Frustrated??

Oh goodness, here we go again, more media-made controversy. Of course when I got up this was the #1 story on ESPN because obviously they've just caught wind of Roy saying this. Where have these niggas been?? He's been saying this since back when Brad Johnson was under center, but now that the news cycle is slow they want to blow it out of proportions and try to make a story. The shit is sad man. You can't expect somebody to just come in while their QB is hurt and to be productive immediately when he comes back. It also doesn't help that Roy has been slowed by a foot injury. Give these guys some time to get on the same page, geez! Like Roy has been saying, "as long as we win I'm alright."

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You Knew They'd Make This Up Eventually

Today on the 6pm SportsCenter this started off with a whole big elaborate story about alleged "friction" between T.O. and Romo. Ed Werder says T.O. is jealous of Romo and Witten's relationship and thinks they make up plays together or some shit like that. Oh goodness here we go. Werder also cites T.O., Roy Williams, and Patrick Crayton's "secret meeting" Monday with Jason Garrett as reason to believe this is the real thing, but I just think its mostly media hype.

Now, I'm not saying there is or isn't problem is their relationship, but you KNOW this is gonna get blown all out of proportions just like every T.O. story is. ESPN has been waiting to run this story line all year, I guess today was just a slow news day lol.

Welp, the only cure for this, soon to be full-swing, media circus is a win Sunday against the Giants. If we can pull out the W all will be well and this story will die, but if we lose all hell is gonna break lose. Can't wait to hear what Skip Bayless has to say about this tomorrow morning on 1 & 10! I hope they have someone like Stephen A. Smith or Rob Parker to debate with him about it.

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Pacman Out Against The Giants

See, this is what I was afraid of when playing the Steelers! People have a bad tendency of being injured while playing them and I knew we'd be re-stung by the injury bug afterward. Well here's the first casualty. Pac will miss the super huge game just one game after coming back because of a bugling disk in his neck suffered in Pittsburgh Sunday. Not only will he be out against the Giants, but there is a possibility that he might miss the rest of the reason. His acquisition sure has helped us out lol.

But wait, there's more! Here's a list of other players who didn't practice today: FS Ken Hamlin (ankle), WR Roy Williams (foot), TE Jason Witten (everything), G Montrae Holland (ankle), WR Miles Austin (knee), and of course RB Marion Barber (calf, toe). Back-up, back-up SS Keith Davis should really have missed practice with a third-degree MCL sprain, but decided to tough it out. Who knows if he is gonna be ready for the game Sunday. Shit is fucked up!

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Cowboys Acquire WR Roy Williams From Lions

A 1st, 3rd, and 6th round pick for Roy fuckin' Williams??? Come on Jerry, what the fuck are you doing?? Roy isn't a bad player, but how does this help us?? We're QB-less, punter-less, CB-less, and safety-less and the best you could do was bring on another fuckin' receiver?? Think Jerry, think! If T.O. is already complaining about not getting the ball enough while playing with Patrick Crayton and Miles Austin, how do you think he's gonna react by adding another WR to the mix?? Plus, one of the big reason Williams' wasn't happy with the Lions is BECAUSE HE WASN'T GETTING THE BALL ENOUGH! You only play football with one ball and I don't see how we just got any better by making this move. Oh, and did I mention TONY ROMO IS OUT FOR 4 WEEKS! Why are we bringing on more weapons for Romo when he can't even play??

Whatever, I just don't get this trade, especially with all the other shit we have going on like injuries to key players at key positions and a suspension to Pacman Jones. Not to mention we could've made a serious run at T.J. Houshmandzadeh this offseason, but only ended up giving up 3 draft picks for a lesser receiver. Last time we gave up a 1st round pick for a WR we got Joey Galloway. Do I even have to go into how bad of a deal that was??

On a brighter note, if Williams' is successful it might take some of the pressure off T.O. and maybe we won't so as many double and triple teams coming his direction. Who knows?? I'm trying to stay positive here.

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