WTF Is Going On With Shawty Lo's Facial Hair?

I was watching this 50 Cent and Shawty Lo interview with Headlkrack of the Rickey Smiley Morning Show and I couldn't stop wondering what the FUCK was going on with Shawty Lo's beard. If you go ahead and skip to the 4:29 mark (where Lo is talking about his album that no one cares about) you can get a better idea of what I'm talking about.

Yeah, yeah, pause, no homo and all that good stuff, but just look at it, it looks like he drew it on with a Sharpie. That nigga probably got a beard stencil at home in his bathroom right now. Shawty Lo's beard looks like he was planking on a freshly painted bench that hadn't finished drying. Shit looks like it'll melt off his face if it gets too hot. I bet 50 can't get him to go do interviews if it's raining outside because that guyliner beard will come off faster than D4L's career.

Aight that's enough, but seriously Lo, stop playing and go wash that damn Homey D. Clown make-up off your face. You're literally too old for that shit.

Here's the interview in its entirety if you're interested in hearing about the ridiculous $10 million deal 50 gave Lo that will never make him any money.


Is it just me or does 50 Cent say "actual" a lot? I didn't just recognize this, but it was on full display in this interview. Okay, that is all.

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Random News Shit

1) Lil Boosie Prison Sentence Doubled For Probation Violation
He was sentenced to 2 years in prison, and now he'll be doing for. Tough break.

Shout out to all the people saying "fuck the police" and all that. The police didn't sentence him and the police didn't make him violate the terms of his release. They're an easy scapegoat, but at some point people are gonna have to take accountability for their actions. Do I think the 2 year sentence was harsh for his crime?? Yes, of course, but don't give them a reason to give you more time. Especially when there was a possibility he'd only have to serve 1 year if he had good behavior. Niggas.

Anyway, speaking of niggas and prison...

2) DMX Owes IRS $1.5 Million In Back Taxes
You know the secretly saddest part about all these niggas that owe back taxes?? They, and DMX especially, made so much more money while they were hot than they actually owe the IRS. If you told me in 2000 that DMX would owe $1.5 million in back taxes in 2009, I would've probably laughed and said he could write a check and take care of that in a few minutes. Sadly that isn't the case for him at this point. He's not only fallen off, but he's fallen ALL the way off. Very sad.

3) Shaunie O'Neal Files For Divorce From Shaq
Wait a minute, didn't this already happen like 2 years ago?? You know what?? I think it did, but instead of Shaunie divorcing Shaq, Shaq was divorcing Shaunie. Yeah, I remember that because I did a celebritory Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant piece on her sexy ass being single in 2007!

Whatever, this sucks for Shaq because he's gonna probably lose half of his shit, but I feel most sorry for Lebron. If he thought Shaq slowed down their offense in these first 7 games, he ain't seen nothing yet. Ideally all that's going on should make Shaq angry and play better, but at 37, I don't think that's gonna happen.

(Side note: Did you know Shaunie's real name is Va'Shaundya?? Come on black people, we gotta do better!)

(Side note #2: Now that we see how instantly good the Suns are now that Shaq's gone, is it safe to say Steve Kerr's trade to bring him to Phoenix was one of the all-time worst trades??)

(Side note #3: I can't wait for LeBron vs. D-Wade this tomorrow night on TNT!)

4) 50 Says Game & Buck Are Still Signed To G-Unit & Mobb Deep Isn't
M.O.P. being gone isn't news, we already knew they left last year, but I had no idea he dropped Mobb Deep. Didn't them niggas get G-Unit tattoos?? Welp that sucks lol. I should've known they were gone because I was just watching this video of 50 yesterday talking about one of his biggest regrets musically was jumping on Mobb Deep's track Pearly Gates. Should of been a red flag for me, but I missed it.

Now on Game and Young Buck, 50 needs to come out and define "kicked out of G-Unit" because he said that about about both Buck and Game and now he's saying their both still signed to the label. I guess he meant that they were kicked out of G-Unit the rap group, but he should've clarified that when he made the announcements they were gone.

And this is the label Beanie Sigel was dying to get to??

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Tony Yayo - Weed And Hennessy

This track is from Yayo's new mixtape Public Enemy which drops this Tuesday on ThisIs50. I like the beat. I can say that, yeah I like the beat.

Here's a thought though, if people can say they like Gucci Mane now-a-days, why not Yayo?? Gucci is terrible Yayo is a bit above terrible so shouldn't Yayp be the more popular MC?? Then again, I'm not even sure he's not lol.

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Random News Shit

1) Michael Jackson Has Sold 9 Million Records Worldwide Since Death
The headline says it all, what more can I say??

2) 50 Cent Gets A New Release Date
Rumors had been swirling that 50 was planning on dropping Sept. 11th like Jay-Z, but I was pretty sure that wasn't true because the 11th is a Friday and it really makes no sense for anyone but Jay-Z to drop then.

Anyway, the official date (as of now) for Before I Self Destruct is Sept. 29th. That month is gonna be deep with new releases so I don't know if this date will stick but we shall see.

3) G-Unit Isn't Accepting Game's Apology Says Tony Yayo
As many of you know, just before The Game started reaching to get attention from Jay-Z, he was trying to apologize to 50 Cent and G-Unit. Well Tony Yayo says it ain't going down! And you know what?? I totally don't blame him. Despite being and incredible rapper and always entertaining, Game is clearly bi-polar so you never know which way he's gonna go from one day to the next. Shouts to Yayo!

4) Wiz Khalifa Leaves Warner Bros.
Now I don't know if he left on his own or got dropped, but either way its a good thing he got off. They were doing NOTHING with his project after Say Yeah didn't really pop off like they had hoped last year. I actually met a chick from Warner Bros. who either signed him or was just working his record (she was soooooo fuckin' fine! ...Don't remember her name though...) and she didn't really seem to confident in that record.

5) JoJo Simmons Gets 1 Day of Community Service
I still haven't seen the arrest episode of Run's House since MTV blew through the new season in such a hurry (I guess to make room for great shows like Paris BFF, DJ & The Fro, and an 8-person Real World with only 1 black person).

Anyway, this sentence seems appropriate. He didn't really do much.

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Lloyd Banks - For The Moment

Lloyd Banks - For The Moment

I'm loving this beat! That jazzy shit is the bizzomb son! lol. Seriously though, I really like this track but its a damn shame its such low quality. I mean damn, 50 not letting him record in the good studio anymore or something?? Banks needs to get that fixed if he's gonna keep dropping tracks frequently because right now his sound quality is on some Charles Hamilton shit.

Related:
Lloyd Banks - X-Man

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Tony Yayo - They Hate

They was pretty okay, it would've been better if he wouldn't have made an attempt to sing on it lol. This will be on Yayo's new mixtape The Swine Flu which will be out very soon.

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Banks & Whoo Kid Clown Ross

See, these little jokes and cracks that DR's videos lack. DR is just a corny dude when it comes to entertainment, but Banks was tagging him lol.

Related:
Lloyd Banks - Officer Down (Rick Ross Diss)

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Is He The Biggest Liar That We've Seen Thus Far??

I decided to actually research this before posting this video (it doesn't hurt that I know someone up at Interscope) and neither Lloyd Banks nor Tony Yayo have been dropped. Yes, I know its a shocker, but Rick Ross is on tape lying again! (Not to mention he's still talking about this Nelson guy when we already know he doesn't really exist lol).

So the question stands, is Rick Ross (aka The Delusional Rapper) the biggest liar that we've seen thus far?? I mean it seems like everything out of his mouth is a lie, so has their ever been a bigger liar in the game??

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Tony Yayo - Somebody Snitched On Me Video

They couldn't have gotten a better camera to shoot this with?? Oh well, the song is still hot so its all gravy.

Related:
SONG: Tony Yayo - Somebody Snitched (Rick Ross Diss)

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Tony Yayo - Somebody Snitched (Rick Ross Diss)

Tony Yayo - Somebody Snitched (Rick Ross Diss)


Surprisingly hot. I mean I'm really shocked, that was even better than Banks' diss if you ask me. Another thing Ross doesn't want is Yayo spitting like its 2003.

Related:
Lloyd Banks - Officer Down (Rick Ross Diss)
Rick Ross - What Goes Around Comes Around (50 Cent Diss)

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G-Unit - I'll Be The Shooter Video

Did I eve acknowledge how hot Banks verse was?? I was just really listening to it while watching the video and he was going in! Good shit.

Oh, and if you hadn't noticed, 50 took that video about DJ Khaled's mom down.

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Song: G-Unit - I'll Be The Shooter

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Rick Ross - Push Em Over The Edge (G-Unit Diss)

Rick Ross - Push Em Over The Edge (G-Unit Diss)


Okay, Rick Ross please make a point not to call anybody else out because you are terrible at this Hip-Hop beef shit. I mean this was better than that shit over Special Delivery the other day (which wasn't hard to best), but it still doesn't move me. Monkey?? Curly?? Lloyd Blanks?? Seriously?? Its like he doesn't realize he's down 40 in the 4th quarter. Sad.

Anyway, Ross is supposed to be dropping a mixtape entitled Before I Self Destruct so maybe there will be better comebacks on there. I doubt it though because 1) the damage 50 has done is probably insurmountable and 2) Ross is kinda corny (see nicknames above).

Related:
Rick Ross - Kiss My Pinky Ring, Curly (50 Cent Diss)
How Officer Ricky Got Signed
50 Cent Starring In "Pimpin' Curly"

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G-Unit - I'll Be The Shooter

New 50! It isn't really a Rick Ross diss if you ask me but all 3 do throw a few jabs. (LOL@ that old ass pic of 50 lol.)

G-Unit - I'll Be The Shooter


See, just a few jabs, nothing too heavy. This track is aight though, I probably will never listen to it again after tonight, but its aight lol.

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G-Unit - Close To Me Video

ThisIs50 said they were debuting this over the weekend, but I just never went back to check and then all of a sudden it pops up in my YouTube subscriptions and here we are lol.


I'm sure this is the last bit of money going into the T.O.S. project...and when I say "bit" I mean do mean "bit" because this video looked very umm affordable lol.

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The Young Buck and The Chainless: Episode 2

This one was a bit wack, but I usually like their videos so I'm gonna post it anyway lol.

Related:

Ep. 1

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Young Buck - Terminate On Site

Yeah I could've posted this the other day, but honestly I'm already getting bored with this whole situation lol. Buck should just chill on the diss records for awhile because 1) we've already been down this path with Game 2) Buck doesn't have the wittiness, team, or credibility to hurt 50
the way Game was able to. Not to mention this record isn't as hot as the others lol.

Young Buck - Terminate On Site


Young Buck - Laugh Now, Cry Later
Young Buck - Taped Conversation
Young Buck - I'm Out Here
Young Buck - My Interview

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MTV News Raw: 50 Cent & G-Unit...But Mainly 50 Cent

Lets listen then discuss:

First of all, I see Tim Kash reads FiyahMuzik.com lol. Oh and I ain't no damn blogger, I'm a fan and a critic thank you very much! Anyway, does 50 really want us to believe he just accidentally recorded that conversation with Buck?? I mean seriously, if he got the audio from a video tape, don't you think we would've got the video instead of just the audio?? I hope Banks and Yayo don't believe that and start crying on the phone with Fif because you're live lol.

Speaking of Buck and that crying situation did you hear about 50 asking the crowd at a recent show did they wanna hear them do "Shawty wanna CRY with me"?? lol.

Though that was obviously a jab at T.I. on Tough So Tough, one thing you can't say about 50 is that he's a liar. I mean he may be a lot of things, but nobody has really count him in a lie yet so I'll take his word that he just did this for the entertainment value because he knows that kinda shit gets people talking and that in turns get people buying records which is his goal. Well played Mr. Jackson lol.

Very respectable. I wish more rappers would take consideration for their children and not publicly bash their child's mother...even if she's bashing you (i.e. 50's baby's mom lol). And wassup with Tim Kash asking him those questions about his son as if he was supposed to say his child really isn't that important or some shit?? SMH @ Timmy for that.

You don't hear enough about shit like this. To me, this should've been the first video. This is another reason you can't just blame rappers for everything going back with today's kids because some of them actually do some good shit and give back, but nobody ever really reports it and it doesn't make the news.

My favorite track is the last one, whatever its called lol.

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This Week In Flops 7/1/08

Finally, T.O.S. is upon us! Unfortunately for the Unit, I only know one person who bought the album so far (whuddup Tah) lol. Not saying they're gonna only sell 1 record BUT its not gonna do what they think. I actually think that's the real reason 50 was absent from most of the promo stops and instead let Banks and Yayo do most of the work. Welp, I guess only time will tell, but my mind tells me its not gonna break 200k so I'm going with 100k-150k.

Maybe I'll be wrong, but I just don't see this album doing too well especially after the success (or lack there of the first 2 singles Rider Pt. 2 and I Like The Way She Do It.

Who's in Byrd Gang now?? The only member I knew was Max B. and we all know how that ended lol. Anyway, besides not having a first single I've ever heard of, Dispet albums outside of Jimmy, Cam, and Juelz usually don't sell more than 5,000 first week so that's the bar I'm setting for this disc. The official number I'm gonna rock with is 5k-15k.

With clearly the illest album cover of the 3, Tech N9ne has never been known to sell records so don't expect that to change now. I don't even have a guess for records he's gonna sell (I'm sure he doesn't care anyway lol) I just wanted to show it love because of the cover lol. I actually tried to pull something like this off, click here to see it and lemme know how I did lol.

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Tony Yayo Wants To Fight Young Buck, Game, & Whoever Else

"Its gonna be a hot summer." We all know what happened last time we heard those words...nothing lol. Well Yayo said it on this interview and puts out there that he's tired of the bullshit and ready to take it to the streets! Lets go nigga!


For some reason I see this 2 ways. The first way I see it is like the Flavor Of Love 2 reunion special where Becky aka Buckwild throws her shoe at New York and shouts "step to this!" (still hilarious lol) as if she wanted to fight but we all know she didn't. The second way I see it is that Yayo is a convicted felon and he just might be down for whatever. I mean lets be honest, rich people have done dumber things (do I really need to go down the list??) so its not outside the realm of possibility that Yayo might not just be talking and really does wanna fight them. Who knows and only time will tell.

Oh yeah and no that wasn't really 50 that called in lol.

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G-Unit's NBA Playoffs-style T.O.S. Commercial

My internet is back full force now so I can actually finishing doing shit I have to do, but the first YouTube video I saw on my subscriptions was this:


That was actually pretty dope. Maybe they'll do another one with Yayo and Buck...oh my bad, a nigga be gettin' confused lol.

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