He said it was coming...and it actually came! Ladies and gentlemen, Rap Battle 5 featuring...Soulja Boy?? Well that's random, but for once in his life, he doesn't disappoint. Enjoy!
Showing posts with label Soulja Boy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Soulja Boy. Show all posts
November 22, 2012
The Rap Battle 5
August 30, 2012
I Be Trappin
This was one of the many videos I missed while I was working on and promoting Ocho That Ho. Good stuff right here.
February 03, 2012
Soulja Boy & RiFF RaFF - Versace Bentley
Ladies and gentlemen, your first nominee for Lamest Song at the 2012 L.A.M.E. Awards. Isn't this shit a perfect example of what Lil B and cocaine's influence can do to a human? These guys are coked up out of their minds and probably just finished listening to some Based God... and it totally shows.
October 13, 2011
Soulja Boy: The Movie?
I wonder if the movie will cover his insatiable urge to be other rappers?
By the way, is he still trying to be Lil B or has he moved on to being someone else?
August 01, 2011
Soulja Boy Drop $55 Million On A Jet
Hey, maybe Birdman will let him park his jet near his oil rig and let him get free fill ups?
**UPDATE**
I know none of you are going to believe this, but this story turned out to be untrue. Wow, I haven't been this stunned since Clay Aiken came out the closet.SOURCE
June 26, 2011
Apparently Soulja Boy Signed RiFF RAFF
I understand times are hard, but no grown man should be this excited to sign to a label that hasn't produced any successful artists in its history. Then again, this is the guy who felt he should use MTV in his name despite only appearing on 2 episodes of "From G's To Gents," so we know we're dealing with a crazy person.
If you can't get enough of terrible rap, ya boy RiFF put out a new shitty freestyle the other day where I believe he admits to snorting coke about 45 seconds in. Catch that after the jump if you care (though I'm sure you don't).
June 09, 2011
Soul-less Boy: A Child Lost
Now that's not to say Soul-less was once brilliant and is now missed, and is to say that this nigga is a lost person who doesn't know who he wants to be. First he wanted to be Bow Wow, then he wanted to be Gucci Mane, then he wanted to be O.J. Da Juiceman, then he wanted to be Tupac, and now he wants to be Lil B. If I thought Lil B actually wrote songs and didn't get high and find the nearest recordable device, I'd say he wrote this for him because this is 1000% Based god (yes, the G is lower case on purpose). The rambling rant at the beginning, the basicness of his flow, the terribleness of the lyrics, the in-and-out camera shots, it's all Lil B. Hell, the nigga even had somebody doing that retarded stirring dance. Here's exhibit A-Z. I rest my case, Soul-less Boy is an impostor.
Of course this all raises the question: "How are you conceited when you're not even you?" But seeing how much I don't care, I'm just gonna end it here.
April 23, 2011
Soulja Boy To Play Tupac's Role In "Juice" Remake
What’s next? Will Plies play Lucky in a "Poetic Justice" remake? Will Birdman play Birdie in an "Above The Rim" remake? Will Chingy play Spoon in a "Gridlock’d" remake?
Oh, and it won’t stop there, what about other classic black films? Will Gucci Mane play Nino Brown in a "New Jack City" remake? Will Lil B play Tre in a "Boyz N Da Hood" remake? Will Waka Flocka play O-Dog in a "Menace II Society" remake? Will Flo Rida play Deebo in a "Friday" remake? Will Yung Berg play Malik in a "Higher Learning" remake? Will Silkk The Shocker play Eddie King Jr. in a "Five Heartbeats" remake? Seriously, where will it end? We're under attack people!
SOURCE
January 20, 2011
Soulja Boy Is Now Smooky...AND A Drug Dealer??
So Smooky is what "they" want?? Well why didn't he just name his last album "Smooky" then because nobody seemed to want "The DeAndre Way." Then again, I don't know if I'd feel comfortable calling another dude "Smooky," so I'll just call him Ramone like Bow Wow did in the finest moment of his career.
Forget the silly nickname, the terribleness of this song, and Soulja Boy's Smooky's Ramone's failed attempt to make wearing 2 hats at once look cool, and let's talk about this hook a little bit. "Dem ki's and dem pies, yeah we got dem guys"?? Really nigga?? You, Ramone, got "dem ki's and dem pies"?? That's the angle you're going to take?? I mean, we all know you're not as rich as you claim, but you're telling me you went from happy feet 16 year-old to drug dealing 20 year-old?? I know record sells are down, but damn.
Besides, Justin Bieber would make a more convincing hardcore rapper than you would as a drug dealer. Just give it up, Ramone.
January 04, 2011
The 2010 L.A.M.E. Awards
(Side note: Don't worry, I wake up fully a few awards in.)
Oh, and don't worry if you can't download or stream the audio, I have a list of all the winners below.
Lamest Sports Story
-The Reggie Bush Heisman scandal.
-The Cam Newton pay for play scandal.
-Everything involving LeBron James post-Decision.
-Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
-The Tiger Woods scandal aftermath.
WINNER: Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
Lamest Movie
-Vampires Suck (Trailer)
-Saw 3D (Trailer)
-The Switch (Trailer)
-Furry Vengeance (Trailer)
-Piranha 3D (Trailer)
WINNER: Vampires Suck
Lamest Trend
-Fox tails
-Lace front wigs
-Four Lokos
-Wooden Jesus pieces
-The Shake Weight
WINNER: Four Lokos
Lamest Celebrity Tweeter
-Lil Wayne (@liltunechi)
-Diddy (@iamdiddy)
-Rev. Run (@RevRunWisdom)
-Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian)
-Terrell Owens (@TerrellOwens)
WINNER: Lil Wayne
Lamest Miscellaneous Tweeter
-"Put 'team' in front of everything" person
-"TeamFollowBack" person
-"Retweet to reply" person
-"Announce who you're following/unfollowing" person
-"Tweet celebrities and though they never reply" person
WINNER: "TeamFollowBack" person
Lamest Miscellaneous Person
-"Put # signs in front everything whether it's on Twitter or not" person.
-"Free [insert jailed rapper]" person.
-Internet gangsta
-Local rapper spammer
-Ugly chick with an attitude
WINNER: Internet gangsta
Lamest Hair (Female)
-Rihanna
-Chrisette Michele
-Amber Rose
-Cassie
-Kalenna of Dirty Money
WINNER: Rihanna
Lamest Hair (Male)
-Bishop Eddie Long
-Andrei Kirilenko
-Justin Bieber
-Nokio
-Anybody with a mohawk still
WINNER: Bishop Eddie Long
Lamest New Artist
-Roscoe Dash
-Cali Swag District
-Waka Flocka
-Lil B
-YG
WINNER: Lil B
Lamest Title for an Album or Mixtape
-"Flockaveli" by Waka Flocka
-"The Laxative" by Mack Maine
-"Cocaine Waitress" by Diamond
-"Indrupence Day" by Dru Hill
-"Burrrprint 2" by Gucci Mane
WINNER: "The Laxative" by Mack Maine
Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
-Sheek - Donnie G
-Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
-Young Jeezy - Trap Or Die II
-Plies - You Need People Like Me 2
-Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
WINNER: Tie: Plies' You Need People Like Me 2 & Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
Lamest Beef
-Brian Pumper vs. Fabolous
-Soulja Boy vs. Fabolous
-MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z
-Lil Kim vs. Nicki Minaj
-Raz B vs. Chris Brown
WINNER: Raz B vs. Chris Brown
Lamest Song
-"Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
-"Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District
-"Rob Myself" by Plies
-"Hope She Cheats On You With A Basketball Player" by Marsha Ambrosius
-"Everything he's dropped since getting out of prison" by Shyne
WINNER: "Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
Lamest Rapper
-Soulja Boy
-Waka Flocka
-T.I.
-The Game
-Shyne
WINNER: Soulja Boy
Lame Of The Year
-Soulja Boy
-Kat Stacks
-Montana Fishburne
-Brian Pumper
-Raz B
-Fantasia
-Bishop Eddie Long
WINNER: Soulja Boy
December 09, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/9/10
Another week, another new #1. This week it's Katy Perry's Fireworks inching 1 spot up to the top.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Susan Boyle - The Gift (3-1)
2. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (4-2)
3. Jackie Evancho - O Holy Night (5-3)
4. Glee Cast - Christmas Album (10-4)
5. Glee Cast - Glee, The Music Vol. 4 (5)
6. Black Eyed Peas - The Beginning (6)
7. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (1-7)
8. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (2-8)
9. Josh Groban - Illuminations (12-9)
10. Rihanna - Loud (6-10)
- Jazmine Sullivan's sophomore album Love Me Back begins at #17 with 55,700.
- Chrisette Michele's third effort Let Freedom Reign launches at #25 with 42,100.
- Eric Benet's Lost In Time (which I had no idea was out) debuted at #33 with 32,200 sold.
- Ron Isley's Mr. I starts off at #50 with 22,400 sold.
- Another album I didn't know dropped, Slim Thug's Tha Thug Show, debuts at #89 with 13,800 sold.
- And flopping again is Soulja Boy's new piece of shit The DeAndre Way checking in at #90 with just 13,200 sold in its first week. No need for jokes, those sales figures are embarrassment enough.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - Firework (2-1)
2. Pink - Raise Your Glass (1-2)
3. Rihanna - What's My Name (5-3)
4. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) (9-4)
5. Bruno Mars - Grenade (10-5)
6. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (3-6)
7. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (4-7)
8. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (6-8)
9. Nelly - Just A Dream (8-9)
10. Trey Songz - Bottoms Up (11-10)
- After debuting at #61 last week, Dirty Money's Coming Home jumps 10 spots to #51.
- Flo Rida's Who Dat Girl featuring Akon debuts at #55.
- Akon's Angel re-enters the Hot 100 this week and lands at #57.
- Keri Hilson's Pretty Girl Rock hops 10 spaces 72-62.
- Birdman's new single Fire Flame featuring Lil Wayne, and his first post-prison verse, checks in at #84.
November 30, 2010
This Week In Flops 11/30/10
Fresh out of prison and back in the lab! Unfortunately, I don't know how many people know this is even coming out. I guess I'll give him 15-35 too.
October 31, 2010
Jamie Foxx - Fall For Your Type/Living Better Now/Yep, That’s Me
Beautiful song. The club shit is cool, but this is the Jamie Foxx shit that I like to hear.
I know you had a hit with auto-tune in '08 Foxx, but it's time to let it go. Everyone else has.
Outside of the auto-tune, I do like this song.
Yawn.
October 21, 2010
50 Cent & Soulja Boy Gay It Up For XXL
Anyway, enjoy Andreas Hale's top 10 reason this cover is an epic fail over on TheWellVersed.com, it's highly entertaining.
September 30, 2010
Kanye Cancels G.O.O.D. Friday & My Hopes For A Classic Album
I have no problem with that, it's fair. Why steal what you're being given for free??
Now, what I do have a problem with is this following tweet from late last night:
Welp, congrats to Rick Ross, album of the year is all but secured now.
Young Jack Thriller Presents So Disrespectful Ep. 13
I don't know how I missed this new episode for so long! All I can say is I need to find a job that requires me to work less lol.
September 09, 2010
Random News Shit: Entertainment Edition
Welp it's all over now. I guess somebody got into Soulja's ear (most likely somebody at Interscope) and explained to him how dumb he looks calling out Fab for making jokes at his expense as everyone else with internet access did.
I am glad it stayed on Twitter though, Fab would've looked silly taking Soulja out on wax when he's so clearly better than him.
Now it's time for Brian Pumper to step up and follow Soulja's lead lol.
2) BET Hip-Hop Award Nominees Announced
Look at those categories, doesn't it look like they just drew names from a hat?? Drake for Best Live Performance?? Jay-Z nominated 3 times in one category?? and most egregious, Nicki Minaj for Lyricists of the Year?? Come on now BET, y'all can do better than this.
Oh well, like most Hip-Hop fans, I'll only be watching to see the cyphers. Hopefully Joe Budden is invited back.
3) Eminem Performance To Open Up VMAs
Well this is awesome news, but I have something even better to share, I found a solution to my "fuck, the VMAs are gonna be on at the same time as the Cowboys game...FUCK!" problem! Dual TVs! That's right, I'm taking the TV from the living room, and putting it in my room. That way I can watch both at the same time, while still have computer access for Twitter efficiency. Fiyah, you are a fuckin' genius!
4) Jay-Z Signs Will Smith's Daughter Willow To Roc Nation
I'm a huge Will Smith fan, and I'm clearly a huge Jay-Z fan, but let's stop the madness. I'm not gonna bash a child of 9 years for making a terrible song, but c'mon son!
(Side note: Rihanna must be totally pissed off that Willow sounds exactly like her and that this song sounds telegraphed for her.)
5) SNL Adds Jay Pharoah To Cast
Congrats to buddy, hopefully they let him shine because SNL really hasn't been that colorful in recent years, if you know what I mean. Thank goodness someone can finally replace Fred Armisen when it's time for Barack Obama skits.
Anyway, if you've never heard for Jay, check out some of his impressions here. His shit is flawless.
(Side note: Anybody know why he spells his stage name "Pharoah" and not "Pharaoh"?? Seems odd, but maybe it's an inside joke or something.)
September 08, 2010
A Few Thoughts On Soulja Boy vs. Fabolous
Thought #1: Soulja Boy is such a fuckin' loser!
There's no way around it, the guy is a lame. Beside the fact he's terrible at making music, outside the fact he's a likely coke monster, and beyond the fact he stuck his dick into Kat Stacks, the man is just supremely lame.
And yes, I used the word MAN on purpose. Believe or not, Soulja Boy is not 15 anymore, he's a grown man of 20 years, so let's stop acting like he's a child that needs to be defended. The excuse of "he's just a kid making music for kids" is OVER. Stop using it. He's grown and lame, that's just what it is.
Thought #2: Why is Soulja Boy mad at Fabolous??
Seriously, why?? This seems so random, does it not?? Is it because Fab said he had "Stupid Boy Swag" 2 weeks ago?? Out of everybody that made fun of him for getting Kat Stacks'd, he picked Fabolous to "beef" with?? Further reinforcement for thought #1.
Thought #3: Soulja Boy does know he's still Soulja Boy, right??
Look, it's been well documented by the likes of Rick James and Dave Chappelle, cocaine is indeed a helluva drug. This we know. But did Soulja Boy get high to the point he thought he was someone else??
Hear me out. I don't follow Soulja on Twitter (as you shouldn't), but I read some of the things he had to say about Fab. He was talking about Fab is wack, he doesn't sell any record, and he even said he's gonna punch him in the face when he see's him. Uhh, let's dissect these allegations levied by Soulja Boy against Fabolous right quick.
1) Fab is wack: Really?? Because if Fab is wack, what exactly does that make you, Soulja?? Double wack?? Negative wack?? Double-negative wack?? I really want to know. Maybe the coke made him think he was Big Boi or T.I. or someone with talent, because with his track record, it should be against the law for him to call ANYONE else wack. I don't care if it's Gucci Mane, the guy who made Goku can't call any other rapper wack because he resides at the bottom of the bottom in all facets of rap.
2) Fab doesn't sell records: Oh, and you do?? Maybe somebody needs to reminds lil Soulja that he doesn't exactly move big units himself. Again, we've established that cocaine is a helluva drug, but has Soulja Boy forgotten iSouljaBoyTellem debuted at #43 with 34,000 sold first week only 1 year after he was the "hottest" thing in the game?? At least Fabolous has 2 platinum plaques, you only have one and it took you a dance craze, YouTube, ringtones, and a now dead snap movement to get that. Maybe he uses the coke to suppress all memories of that album ever happening??
3) He's gonna punch Fab when he see's him: When someone announces that they're going to hit someone or fight someone, that usually means they aren't going to do it. It's also the mark of someone who is looking to get a fight broken up as soon as possible if they do have the balls to swing on who they said they would swing on in the first place. Now I'm not saying Fabolous is a super thug or nothing, but we all know Soulja Boy isn't.
Besides, if he really wanted to hit him, the VMAs are this Sunday and I'm sure both of them are going to be there. If punching someone was really on your agenda, why not just wait and punch him then instead of telling the world?? Oh yeah, that's right, it's because you're a lame crying out for attention.
Thought #4: Respect is earned, not given.
The overriding theme I noticed from reading Soulja Boy's bitch fit via Twitter was respect. He wants people to respect him because he feels like he isn't getting any.
Here's the question though, why should they?? Seriously, all joking aside, if Soulja Boy sat down, looked at his career and his body of work, does he really think he's in line to be respected in Hip-Hop?? Yeah, he sold some record and had a #1 hit 3 years ago, but for that people are just supposed to give you respect?? I'm sorry Soulja, that's not how this whole respect thing works. You want to be a rapper, well get better! Your new music is arguably worse than your old music, that isn't exactly a ringing endorsement for respect.
Here's an idea, instead of bitching about people not respecting you, make some good music and MAKE them respect you. If you're just gonna keep putting out sloppy wack shit like this, don't get mad when nobody respects you.
Oh, and not fuckin' hoes like Kat Stacks might help as well.
Thought #5: Why isn't Soulja Boy considered a hater??
This is what kills me, if Fabolous started going at Soulja Boy for no reason everybody would be running around saying "damn, Fab hatin" or "Fab is such a hater," but since it's a known garbage rapper going at a talented one, it's okay. That's wack to me. It's just like when a fat person cracks on a skinny person for being skinny it's funny, but when a skinny person cracks on a fat person for being fat, all of a sudden they're insensitive and it's a problem. Bullshit! Fuck Soulja Boy, he's a hater. He hates on our ears with his music and he hates on his nose with his habit. He's a hater.
Okay, I'm done. It's a shame this was all for nothing though because Soulja Boy is supposed to squash him "beef" with Fab tonight at 8pm on Power 105 with DJ Clue. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
August 25, 2010
Soulja Boy Gets Kat Stacks'd
My disdain for Soulja Boy has been well documented on this very site dating back to 2007. And even with all of that, when I heard Kat Stacks made a video about me, I was set to come to his defense. Unfortunately for the boy named Soulja, this video is indefensible. (Here's a close up of the direct messages on Twitter if you couldn't read them.)
Judging solely by the music this guy makes, we can't expect him to have much sense, but damn. This nigga got the bitch up in the bed cakin' and snorting lines and shit. And not just any bitch, Kat Stacks...bitch! Did he think he was immune to getting "the treatment" from Kat??
You know what?? Yes, I do think he thought that. In all honesty, I think Soulja Boy had a crush on her, thought she liked him back, and thought they were falling in love and he was about to change her hoin' ways (I guess he didn't read my post on her not only being a ho, but also having mental disabilities). Think about it, the dude is still only 20 years-old. We all know young niggas are susceptible to falling too hard for a bitch, especially a guy who pretty much missed all those high school years where guys fall too hard for the wrong girl. So instead of him falling for a chick, who doesn't like him back, at 16 or 17, he did it at 20.
You give me one other explanation that makes more sense then that. I'll wait. Matter of fact, no I won't, because you can't. There's no other explanation for why he felt comfortable enough around her where he'd fly her out first class, put her in a nice hotel room (that he stayed in with the bitch), slept with her, showered around her, and even exposed his cocaine habit to her. (And, no, we didn't actually see him snorting the lines, but if you found out the creator of such foolishness as Pretty Boy Swag and Goku had an affinity with coke, you wouldn't believe it??) Let's just face it, he fell for the bitch.
(Side note: Fabolous making that #StupidBoySwag TT last night was hilarious!)
July 29, 2010
Just When You Thought He Couldn't Get Any Worse...
Trash right?? Well it gets even worse.
Huh?? It's unconscionable how wack this is. I don't think I've heard ANYTHING worse in my entire life. What, there's more?? Oh Lord....
Oh my God! Stop, please, no more!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! .....Dead.
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