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Showing posts with label Twerk Team. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twerk Team. Show all posts

April 28, 2012

Twerknosis

Wow, that was extremely enjoyable! They should wear these outfits every week, they're that awesome.

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February 26, 2012

Twerknosis


I vote that going forward all Twerk Team videos should feature the girls wearing these Twerknosis outfits. All in favor say I.

...And the I's have it. Let's get it done ladies because this video was the truth!

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January 26, 2012

Twerk Team - Stupid Hoe

Very, very enjoyable. I mean very. If only dudes stopped wearing them, leggings and jeggings would be the illest shit on the planet on right. They're arguably better at their job than everything else is at its job... except for when Lil Wayne and other suspect niggas are wearing them.

Anyway, here's a bonus video of the newest member of the Shake Team from down in New Orleans.


You gotta love dude's face who pops up at 2:26 lol.

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December 26, 2011

Yes, Yes! The Twerk Team Finally Gets It Right!


If I would've known I was given the option of just seeing fine ass Mizz Twerksum dance, I would've watched this video when it first came out Thursday. While I still wish she would just go solo, this is clearly the next best thing.

Don't get me wrong though, I like Lady L, I just much rather see her sister dance.

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December 02, 2011

Round Of Applause For The Twerk Team

The Twerk Team was trending on Twitter tonight and if you press play you will know why. This is definitely some of their best work. Of course I still think Mizz Twerksum should quit this and just become a stripper, but this video was really really good.

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November 20, 2011

Twerk Team Backs That Azz Up


I haven't posted a Twerk Team video in awhile (I don't think I have at least), but I thoroughly enjoyed this one. Lady L even showed up and had a good performance, which hardly ever happens anymore. And of course Mizz Twerksum held the shit all the way the fuck down (especially here). Why she hasn't quit this and become a stripper, I will never understand.

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October 24, 2011

Twerk Team - Work Out Edition


I hadn't planned on posting anymore Twerk Team video, but fuck, MizzTwerksum is a beast!

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July 31, 2011

She Do It!

The only reason I'm posting this is for what took place at this point right here. Amazing, amazing shit.

Why Mz. Twerksum won't stop doing these videos and just go make a killing down at the strip club truly beats me.

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May 07, 2011

Twerk Team - Club Down Video


I'm not gonna lie, this song actually isn't half bad (mainly because of the beat though), but I just can't get with them rapping. I'm sorry, I wish I could (okay, no I don't), but I can't get over a rap group being their own buck nasty back up dancers. It's the same reason I can't take Gloria Velez or the African chick with the fake ass and neck tat that raps now (yes, I'm aware 5 seconds of light Googling could help me figure out her name but fuck it) seriously.

And fuck schools, Hip-Hop is the most overcrowded shit in America (besides the amount of negative numbers in our debt). We really, really need to thin the herd. I gotta come up with something. Give me time.

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April 29, 2011

Great TwerkTeam Video Or Greatest TwerkTeam Video?


Wow, wow, wow! My support for the girls had been waning, but this video brought me right back into the fold. Even Lady L showed up this week, that hasn't happened since Betty left. I don't know if they need to choreograph the dances every week or need to do slow songs every week, but whatever it was that made her dance good again, they need to do it more often.

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April 11, 2011

The Twerk Team Hustle Hard


I really don't know why MizzTwerkSum is still wasting her time with this shit and not down at one of those ATL strip club getting paid. She'd be like the ultimate stripper. 1) She has intrigue and a fanbase 2) she can dance 3) her face is okay but her body is BANGING (the mark of any truly great stripper) 4) her sister is holding her back. Magic City is waiting...

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March 22, 2011

Look At Them Now


Mizz Twerksum still carried the show, but at least Lady L showed up this time. I don't know, I think I'm getting tired of them. They should really just start strippers to peak my interest again. And yes, they should do it for me, and only me.

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March 06, 2011

Bounce Dat


Mizz Twerksum usually carries these videos, but damn, that's not even the word for what she just did in this one. If she wasn't in this video I certainly would've turned it off 45 seconds in. I don't know if Lady L's mind is on music or school or if she got knocked up like Betty, but she ain't bringing it. Well, either than or her sister is just a beast.

(Side note: Damn she looked deliciously thick in that first scene. Totally made up for the horrid acting job lol.)

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February 23, 2011

Twerk Team Got It


Yo, this is hands down the best Twerk Team video since dark skin homegirl got pregnant and left. Partly because they didn't talk at the beginning and just dance, and partly because they just went the fuck in. I love it! Girls, do this again. PLEASE!

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February 10, 2011

Catching Up With The Twerk


I haven't posted anything by the Twerk Team in awhile, so let the twerking begiiiiiiinnnn!


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December 11, 2010

Catching Up With The Twerk


Mizz Twerksum's titties steal the show once again!



Dammit, I hate when they pull their shorts down when they're riding up their asses! Just let that meat fall when the coochie start getting cut lol.

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November 15, 2010

You Be Killin' Em!


Wow, Mizz Twerksum's titties in the mirror really stole the show. As Fab would say, "NIIIIIICCCCEEE!"

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October 26, 2010

Twerk Team - Homegirl


First and foremost, thank God tights. Yes Lawd, yes!

Second...well forget second, just thank God for tights! I haven't studied 4 letters that closely since I took the SATs.

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August 06, 2010

New Betty Butt-less Twerk Team


Yeah, it's definitely not the same without Betty there. Then again, I don't think it's so much better not being there as much as it's just a third girl not being there. They need to find a new girl to fill in while Betty is on maternity leave.

There's another even more powerful video after the jump. You'll enjoy it better, I promise.


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July 10, 2010

Twerk Team PSA: Betty Butt Has Left The Building


Awwww! I'm not gonna lie, my heart dropped a little bit when they said Betty Butt was gone. Betty was making huge strides to become my favorite Twerker, but I guess that will no longer happen now. Tear. Tear.

But yeah, forget what they were saying, she's pregnant, right?? I mean, why else would she stop?? In my experience with young people getting pregnant, the first thing they do is disappear. I know I'm not the only one who's noticed a Facebook friend or 2 just up and disappear, only to re-appear a year or so later with tons of baby pictures. I think this is what's going on with Betty, so hopefully we'll have her back in about a year lol. Fingers crossed.

(Side note: I know I've missed a lot of their videos, but I'll do a megapost later on, either today or tomorrow.)

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