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Showing posts with label DMX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DMX. Show all posts

December 03, 2012

DMX Rips Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer


Ripped it!

I know this is a Christmas video, but I don't know how they managed to hang onto this for as long as they did. Impressive restraint by the fine folks at Power 105.1!

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September 22, 2012

DMX's First Encounter With Google

This could quite possibly be the funniest shit on the internet right now (sorry Smokin' Jay Cutler). There shouldn't be a moment that passes in DMX's life when a camera isn't on him, he's the G.O.A.T. when it comes to unintentionally funny rappers. Damn, I miss his BET reality show so much.

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September 20, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 9/20/12

Seven albums debuted in the top 10 this week and not one of them were Hip-Hop albums, so let's move along.

Oh wait, nothing going on in the Hot 100 either. Let's move forward.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Dave Matthews Band - Away From The World (1)
2. Little Big Town - Tornado (2)
3. Bob Dylan - Tempest (3)
4. The Avett Brothers - The Carpenter (4)
5. The xx - Coexist (5)
6. ZZ Top - La Futura (6)

7. Imagine Dragons - Night Visions (2-7)
8. Matchbox Twenty - North (1-8)
9. Various Artists - Now 43 (4-9)
10. Amanda Palmer - Theatre Is Evil (10)
  • DMX's Undisputed debuts at #19 with 17,400 sold. I knew it was over, but now it's really over.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Maroon 5 - One More Night (2-1)
2. Taylor Swift -  We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (1-2)
3. fun. - Some Nights (4-3)
4. Flo Rida - Whistle (3-4)
5. P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss) (6-5)
6. Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me (7-6)
7. Ellie Goulding - Lights (5-7)
8. Alex Clare - Too Close (10-8)
9. Owl City & Carly Raw Jepsen - Good Time (9-9)
10. Neon Trees - Everybody Talks (8-10)
  • Holy shit, don't look now, but Psy's Gangnam Style is the #11 song in AMERICA after jumping 53 spots from last week's debut at #64.
  • G.O.O.D. Music's Clique with Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Big Sean also makes a huge leap, jumping 43 spots 55-12.
  • Ne-Yo's Let Me Love You hops 13 spots 50-37.
  • Garbage Ass Future's Turn On The Lights jumps 10 spots 66-56.
  • Lil Wayne's No Worries skies 38 spots 96-58.
  • Karmin's Hello jumps 13 spots 77-64.
  • Juicy J's Bandz A Make Her Dance featuring Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz debuts at #71.
  • Beyonce's Dance For You hops 10 spots 100-90.

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January 08, 2012

Crazed Fans Jump On Stage With DMX

Damn, first buddy got yoked up before he could get a good 2 feet on stage. I also love how "rolled up sleeves because I mean business" security guy threw the last dude off the side of the stage Uncle Phil-style. That shit was pretty darn ill if you ask me.

These crazy white kids are just lucky they ran on stage with calm 2012 DMX because if they would've happened to crazy 1999 DMX I have a feeling it would've went a little like this.

Anyway, remember when MGK and DMX were in the studio together awhile back, but here's the fruit of their labor (or whatever you can make out of it at least).

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August 04, 2011

DMX & Busta Rhymes - Otis Freestyle

The other day Busta Rhymes previewed this track in the studio with DJ Khaled and today Funk Flex drop the whole thing. Go ahead and take a listen.


It's sad to say, but DMX couldn't be any more finished right now. Busta sounds like he's rapping in 2011 and X sounds like he's in 1991. It literally sounds like X just learned how to rap before he stepped in the booth. I'm a huge DMX fan and even I wouldn't want to hear an entire album of this shit. Sad, sad, sad.

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November 19, 2010

Swizz Beatz - Y'all Don’t Really Know/Kig Tut

Monster Mondays
Okay, I got a little time, so now is as good a time as any to play catch up with this music. Let's start with some Swizz Beatz Monster Monday joints.


Man, this would've been the shit if it came out in '99 or 2000. Not so much in 2010. DMX is almost on the verge of "Don't let him to the hook nobody what" status. Busta kills it though, and DMX's verses were good too. I'll pass this with a solid C.


Well that was pretty boring, but I agree with what Swizzy said, Hip-Hop is back. You're lying to yourself if you don't think 2010 hasn't been an incredible year for Hip-Hop. More real shit, less bullshit.

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November 15, 2010

DMX Says "Fuck Jay-Z"


If you're not the waiting type, about 42 seconds into this video, for some off reason, DMX says, "New York to AZ. Niggas must be crazy. I’m the dog, FUCK Jay-Z!"

This is so random. For one, I didn't even know DMX was not in jail. Trying to keep up with DMX's freedom is like trying to keep up with rappers Kat Stacks has blown (I swear, if the game was about to start I would've come up with a better joke). And two, DMX has to know no one cares if he goes after Jay at this point. Granted, I cared enough to write this, but really, who would be interest in DMX beefing with Jay-Z?? If this were any point from '97-'03, yes, but not in 2010.

Besides, Hov is so far ahead of X at this point that I don't even think he'd response if X released an entire 16 track album of disses (ended with a prayer, of course).

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October 07, 2010

N.O.R.E. - Nutcracker (Remix) (feat. Imam Thug, Red Cafe, Bun B & DMX)

N.O.R.E.
N.O.R.E. is supposed to have a new album on the way, but there's no info out about it, besides that it'll be called S.U.P.E.R.T.H.U.G. Oh well, this remix is bananas, so enjoy.


Yo, wassup with all these clean versions of tracks coming out all of a sudden?? Is radio about to make an unexpected come back or something?? I don't get it.

Anyway, you gotta love this shit. I would've loved to hear somebody from D-Block bless it, but I'm sure they'll touch this one on their own. It's great to hear DMX rapping on beat and not sucking. My fingers are crossed that it's a sign of sobriety.

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September 07, 2010

DMX Disses Plies??


Before things get too out of hand, let's go ahead and dead the hype now: DMX DID NOT DISS PLIES. DMX was asked a question, then DMX answered the question. People kill me with this shit calling everything a diss, or saying somebody hatin' blah blah blah. Man the fuck up! How many billions of people are there in the world?? Believe it or not, everybody doesn't have the same views as you. Yes, that's right, other people have opinions as well. I know, this a shocking concept to some dickheads out there, but it's true.

Now, had DMX just took the liberty to say Plies was trash after the song went off, then people would have a case, but the man was asked a question. Let's stop making a big deal out of someone sharing their opinion, especially when they were asked for it.

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November 13, 2009

Random News Shit

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1) Gucci Mane Sentenced To A Year In Prison
This just seems so random to me. I didn't even know he was going to court or anything. I guess the judge wasn't a fan either lol.

Anyway, I saw an ad the other day that said Gucci Mane's new album was dropping "DecemBURRR 8th," and I'm wondering if that's still gonna stand with his new situation?? I'm sure it will since radio will now probably act like that bullshit song he has with Usher is hot and start playing it in his "honor." I'm also sure the Hip-Hop community is gonna rally around him and act like they actually like him, but oh well that's just how shit goes these days. The game is more politics than truth.

2) 'This Is It' Grosses Over $200 Million Worldwide In 2 Weeks
No one should be surprised by this. Still feels kinda dirty to me, but whatever.

3) 50 Cent Sues WorldStarHipHop.com
I was wondering why they changed the header on their website over the summer, but now we know. This seems petty of 50, but I can't lie, I laughed when he said, "I have lawyers on retainers and I have to pay them so much money anyway, so we'll go back and forth to court until [they] can't afford a subway sandwich. It's already too late for [them]."

Now that's good stuff right there lol.

4) Coolio Replaces DMX In MMA Fight
The other day DMX dropped out of the fight when he found out it wasn't a boxing match and now Coolio is going to be stepping in to take his place. Really, this is a slap in the face to both DMX and they other guy fighting in the bout. Coolio?? Seriously?? Ain't no other broke rappers out there more relevant than Coolio right now?? C'mon son!

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November 11, 2009

Random News Shit

Lil Boosie
1) Lil Boosie Prison Sentence Doubled For Probation Violation
He was sentenced to 2 years in prison, and now he'll be doing for. Tough break.

Shout out to all the people saying "fuck the police" and all that. The police didn't sentence him and the police didn't make him violate the terms of his release. They're an easy scapegoat, but at some point people are gonna have to take accountability for their actions. Do I think the 2 year sentence was harsh for his crime?? Yes, of course, but don't give them a reason to give you more time. Especially when there was a possibility he'd only have to serve 1 year if he had good behavior. Niggas.

Anyway, speaking of niggas and prison...

2) DMX Owes IRS $1.5 Million In Back Taxes
You know the secretly saddest part about all these niggas that owe back taxes?? They, and DMX especially, made so much more money while they were hot than they actually owe the IRS. If you told me in 2000 that DMX would owe $1.5 million in back taxes in 2009, I would've probably laughed and said he could write a check and take care of that in a few minutes. Sadly that isn't the case for him at this point. He's not only fallen off, but he's fallen ALL the way off. Very sad.

3) Shaunie O'Neal Files For Divorce From Shaq
Wait a minute, didn't this already happen like 2 years ago?? You know what?? I think it did, but instead of Shaunie divorcing Shaq, Shaq was divorcing Shaunie. Yeah, I remember that because I did a celebritory Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant piece on her sexy ass being single in 2007!

Whatever, this sucks for Shaq because he's gonna probably lose half of his shit, but I feel most sorry for Lebron. If he thought Shaq slowed down their offense in these first 7 games, he ain't seen nothing yet. Ideally all that's going on should make Shaq angry and play better, but at 37, I don't think that's gonna happen.

(Side note: Did you know Shaunie's real name is Va'Shaundya?? Come on black people, we gotta do better!)

(Side note #2: Now that we see how instantly good the Suns are now that Shaq's gone, is it safe to say Steve Kerr's trade to bring him to Phoenix was one of the all-time worst trades??)

(Side note #3: I can't wait for LeBron vs. D-Wade this tomorrow night on TNT!)

4) 50 Says Game & Buck Are Still Signed To G-Unit & Mobb Deep Isn't
M.O.P. being gone isn't news, we already knew they left last year, but I had no idea he dropped Mobb Deep. Didn't them niggas get G-Unit tattoos?? Welp that sucks lol. I should've known they were gone because I was just watching this video of 50 yesterday talking about one of his biggest regrets musically was jumping on Mobb Deep's track Pearly Gates. Should of been a red flag for me, but I missed it.

Now on Game and Young Buck, 50 needs to come out and define "kicked out of G-Unit" because he said that about about both Buck and Game and now he's saying their both still signed to the label. I guess he meant that they were kicked out of G-Unit the rap group, but he should've clarified that when he made the announcements they were gone.

And this is the label Beanie Sigel was dying to get to??

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September 30, 2009

Random News Shit: Hip-Hop News Edition

D-M-X!
1) DMX Set To Try MMA
Is there any clearer indicator that you blew all your money than getting in a ring to fight?? I feel bad for X because he was one of the biggest rappers of all-time and its not like he was out flossing and spending his dollars on material shit. Now, he wasn't exactly donating it to charity either, but I still feel bad for him. Plus, if he gets his ass whupped there's no coming back Hip-Hop. Oh well, its better than hearing he's fighting another charge so I'll take it lol.

2) T-Pain Apologizes To Jay-Z In New Song
I'm sure T-Pain is probably the furthest thing away from Jay-Z's mind at this point, but it never hurts to formally apologize.

Anyway, the track is called More Careful and its over Drake's Successful beat. If I feel like finding it you'll have it soon.

3) Jay-Z Endorsed Champagne Ranks #1 In The World
Be clear, this was a taste test, not a sales test, though I'm sure this Ace of Spades shit is kicking Cristal's ass in the sales department too. I don't drink so this really makes no difference to me, I just wanted to say that Jay stays winning!

4) Bump J Gets 10 Years For Bank Robbery
Well at least he recognize this rap shit wasn't getting him anywhere. Why couldn't this be Gucci Mane or Soulja Boy or someone like that though?? It seems unfair to us from that standpoint.

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September 24, 2009

DMX & Ja Rule Squash Beef??

Luda, X, Fox, & Ja
Ludacris posted this picture of himself, Foxy Brown, DMX, and Ja Rule after Hip-Hop Honors tonight. He also wrote a "tweet" shortly afterward saying "Great to see DMX and Ja Rule squash their beef after all this time. Vh1 hip hop honors. A historic night indeed" so I guess its real.

That's wassup because I really don't know why they were beefing in the first place. Rule was always like a baby X so I don't know why X caught feelings over it years later.

Now that this is over we just gotta get X in a picture with Jay-Z. Luda, make it happen! lol.

(Side note, Foxy's tits look amazing!)

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September 18, 2009

Jadakiss - Who's Real (Remix) (feat. Eve, Drag-On, Styles P., Sheek, & DMX) Video



Damn, could they have been any later with this video?? I forgot all about this track. I mean the shit did come out in June. Its September! The hell these niggas been doing?? lol.

Related:
Jadakiss - Who's Real (Remix) (feat. Eve, Drag-On, Styles P., Sheek, & DMX)

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September 03, 2009

DMX Lost All Respect For Jay-Z, Works With Tyrese

He starts speaking on Jay about 4 or 5 minutes in if you're not interested in the rest.


As Rick James once famously said, "cocaine is a helluva drug." What X said about Jay is fine, we all know he's motivated by the money, but its just sad looking at X now. I mean, at the same time its fuckin' hilarious, but he's high out of his mind in this video and most likely is majority of the day too.

On a positive note, he didn't go to jail all last month so he's clearly making strides in his life. Much love for X either way because he was one of my favorite rappers for a LONG time. I hope he's able to come back, but he's gonna have to leave the drugs alone.

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July 08, 2009

DMX - Fuck You Bitch


Okay, I have 2 reaction to this track:

1) If this is an old unreleased throw-away track from 2000 (which it could be judging by the style of the beat), then this is acceptable.

2) If this is a new track DMX is planning on using on his come back effort, then the Dog needs to hang it up. He's all over the place on this shit so if this is what his rap career has come to then I hope this project never sees the light of day for his music legacy's sake.

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June 10, 2009

Jadakiss - Who's Real (Remix) (feat. Eve, Drag-On, Styles P., Sheek, & DMX)

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This is the remix people, stand up!


Much better than the original. I mean MUUUUUCCCHH better! So much better, I gotta wonder why they didn't think of doing this while making The Last Kiss?? X wasn't in jail for the whole time Kiss was making that album so it was possible. Makes more sense than putting O.J. Da Juiceman on it and making it the most skippable track on your album. Oh well, better late than never.

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May 18, 2009

Random News Shit: Hip-Hop News Edition

R.I.P. Dolla
1) Rapper Dolla Shot And Killed In L.A.
Now, I'm not gonna sit here and lie like I was a fan of dude's music, but its always tragic to a young person killed no matter what. R.I.P. Dolla.

2) Yung Joc Needs 72 Stitches After Being Attacked By Katt Williams Coked Up Dog??
You have GOT TO click that link and read those "tweets." I'm still not convinced it really happened, but its fuckin' hilarious! On a side note, why is DMX back on coke?? Didn't this nigga just get out last week?? That man is a sad, sad case. Shout out to the real BAWSE for putting me up on game lol.

3) 'Only Built 4 Cuban Links II' Set For Aug. 11th Release

Its about time! I can't WAIT for this album! I hope it stays put at that date because I think Raekwon might have a classic on his hands.

4) Twista Deads Rumors Of Impregnating Pornstar Pinky
SMH @ anybody actually believing something that originated on MediaFakeOut had any possibility of being true lol. Knowing them niggas, they probably saw her somewhere and noticed how fat she has gotten and figured she was pregnant. Sad.

On another note, Pinky needs to get back in shape and get back to work!

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May 14, 2009

DMX Released From Prison

I'm shocked the dog is back on the streets! I thought they'd try to keep him for a few years this time.

Okay, well now that X is free, what's the over/under on how fast it'll be before he's back in the slammer?? Vegas should take that up as a real bet, it'd promise to be entertaining lol.

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March 13, 2009

Thisis50 Cartoons Presents: "Officer Ricky: In To Deep (Hey Baby)"


"Hey baby, hey baby. How much does your pussy weigh?" LMAO! This is probably the most classic of all the cartoons.

Related:
Officer Ricky: Welcome To Death Row Right Now Na Na Na
Officer Ricky: Everybody Hates Chris
How Officer Ricky Got Signed
50 Warns Rick Ross

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