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BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

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June 06, 2011

Random News Shit: NBA Headlines Edition

Dallas Mavericks Dirk Nowitzki of Germany answers a question during a news conference for the NBA Finals basketball series against the Miami Heat in Dallas, Texas June 6, 2011.
1) Dirk Nowitzki Calls Out Jason Terry
In all honestly, this really isn't a big deal, but for the simple fact that if LeBron had said this ESPN would've interrupted whatever it was showing to do a special report, I'm posting it. Here's the quote: "They keep sticking him [LeBron] on Jet in the fourth quarters and he's been doing a good job... Jet hasn't really been a crunch-time, clutch player for us the way we need him to."

Snap!

2) DeShawn Stevenson Calls LeBron & Wade "Actors"
This nigga REALLY almost got the STFU Award, but then I remembered it was just DeShawn Stevenson. And if anybody would know who was acting out there, it'd be DeShawn because he has great front row seats after his struggle minutes in the first quarters of games. Of course, if I was on a team shooting jump shots and getting to the foul line nearly double as many times as my opponents that's constantly driving to the basket, I'd shut the fuck up. But then again, I wouldn't have gotten a $5 bill tattooed across my throat, so what do I know?

3) Mark Jackson To Coach The Warriors
Good for Mark, but I sure will miss the Breen-Jackson-Van Gundy 3-man booth ABC and ESPN deployed for big games.

Welp, look on the bright side, if the Warriors continue playing like the Warriors we'll have the band back together in no time.

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January 07, 2009

Dick Vitale To Call 1st NBA Game Since 1984 Tonight!

Yes, yes, y'all! Tonight's Heat/Nuggets game (9pm ET) will be called by none other than Dicky V himself, Dick Vitale! He hasn't called an NBA game since May 17, 1984! I can't wait.

Check out this video where ESPN actually shows old footage of the last NBA game Vitale called:



That's classic! How about that Milwaukee Bucks' logo! How wack was that shit?? Can't forget Greg Gumbel's sick 80s 'fro. That shit looks prime for a late-80s jheri curling lol.

Anyway, besides Dicky V and Dan Shulman calling the Heat/Nugget game at 9, ESPN's regular broadcast team of Mike Tirico, Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy, will be calling the Davidson/Duke game at 7. This shit be a good night of Hoops! I hope Stephen Curry drops 40. Its a shame Carmelo won't be playing tonight too.

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