August 09, 2012
Dwight Howard Finally Traded To Lakers In 4-Team Deal
This 4-teamer breaks down like this: the Lakers obviously get Dwight Howard and also Chris Duhan and Earl Clark, the Sixers get Andrew Bynum and Jason Richardson, the Nuggets get Andre Iguodala, and the Magic get... Aaron Afflalo, Al Harrington, Nikola Vucevic, Moe Harkless, and first-round picks from all 3 teams (you know, because anytime you can get the first round picks of playoff teams, you've got to do it).
Good Lord, Orlando's new GM (Rob Hennigan) is just as bad as their old one (Otis Smith); there's no way this was the best deal they could get for Dwight Howard. Brooklyn's last offer in July was at least 30% better than this.
Seriously, why in the fuck you would make this trade if you're Orlando? For the other 3 teams it makes perfect sense, but for Orlando? None. Think about it, they brought the most to the most to the table and left with the least. For Orlando, this trade is the equivalent of bringing all the alcohol to a party and ending up being the only dude with a dry dick at the end of the night. Yeah, you helped out your buddies get some action, but at the end of the day you're still going home to angrily beat off. Oh, and you're broke. Orlando would've been better off drinking all the booze at home until they were eventually gone like Howard would've been next summer. You'd still be a loser, but at least you don't have blue balls.
As for the Lakers and they're fans, calm the hell down. Yes, you just got the best center in the game, but unless Orlando is throwing in a pair of new knees for Kobe and a new back for Steve Nash, they're not winning shit. Besides, why would Bynum want to sign a long term extension to stay in L.A.? Yeah, it's L.A. and not Orlando, but you're still going home in the first or second round of the playoffs every year until Kobe retires, in which case you'll definitely never make it out of the first round. (Side note: This isn't the cue for Mavericks fans to get excited because why would Dwight take less money to play with 35 year-old Dirk? Exactly.)
Was the trade worth it for the Lakers? Yes, Andrew Bynum's best season (18.7 points per game on 56% shooting, 11.8 rebounds, and 1.9 blocks in 2011-12) still wasn't better than Dwight Howard's half-assed "I don't want to be here" season (20.6 ppg on 57% shooting, 14.5 rpg, and 2.1 bpg in 2011), BUT you're still not winning anything because Kobe is no longer Kobe.
In my opinion, the big winning in this deal is Philly. They finally got rid of Andre Iguodala and brought in a real center (sorry Kwame, but there's always handball) for about the same money (Iggy is making $14.7 million in 2012, Bynum is making $14.9 million) and a veteran scorer. Obviously this all goes to hell if Bynum doesn't sign an extension and/or his knee fail him again (he's only played all 82 games once in 7 seasons), but it's worth the risk because they were going nowhere fast with Iggy as their best player.
Last thing, what would piss off/anger Lakers fans most: Dwight leaving next summer, Dwight never being the same again after his back surgery, or David Stern vetoing this trade for "basketball reasons" tomorrow morning? I've got my money on the Stern veto.
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July 12, 2012
Random News Shit: NBA Free Agency Today Edition
The Nets just saved the Magic from themselves because they were about to make a HUGE mistake sending Dwight Howard to New Jersey for Brook Lopez, a few late first round picks, and some scraps. The Magic need to just go ahead and trade the man to the Lakers for Andrew Bynum, which is the only trade that ever made any sense in the first place.
Just in case Blake Griffin needed some extra motivation to Vince Carter someone in the London Olympics, the Clips just gave him 95 million worth.
I admit, this is probably not the smarter basketball move, but business-wise, it makes perfect sense.
3) Nets Re-sign Brook Lopez To Max Contract
I know a lot of people are killing the Nets for giving Brook Lopez this deal, but to be fair to them, anytime you can give a 7-footer who averages 3.6 rebounds per game a $60 million contract, you've got to do it.
I don't know if his knees have 3 years left in them, but it only makes sense he's going to end his career in San Antonio.
5) Mavs Reach Deal With Chris Kaman
It's a one-year deal worth $8 million and it pairs Dirk Nowitzki up with his German national team teammate. A tad pricey, but smart move.
6) Pacers Trade Darren Collison To Mavs
Wait, the Pacers just traded their starting point guard and Dahntay Jones to the Mavericks for the right to pay Ian Mahinmi $16 million to back up Roy Hibbert? I love the post-Larry Bird Pacers, they're ensuring the Heat (and the rest of the East for that matter) don't have to worry about them next year in the playoffs. Awesome!
On another note, I see Mark Cuban has taken heed to my comments and got to work putting his new team together. In addition to stealing Collison from the Pacers, they also amnestied Brendan Haywood and are front-runners to sign Elton Brand. That was quick.
7) Lou Williams Signs With Hawks
If you thought he was trying hard to be a rapper in Philly, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Just when Jarrett Jack thought he was gonna make a return appearance to the playoffs, this happens. Bad times.
May 24, 2012
NBA Announces All-Defensive Teams
Now you may be thinking, "How does Defensive Player of the Year, Tyson Chandler not make the First Team?" That's a fair question, but the answer is that coaches vote on the All-NBA teams, while media members vote for the individual awards (MVP, DPoY, etc.). I guess the coaches just didn't fear Chandler defensively as much as they feared Dwight Howard.
Honestly, I have no problem with this because I don't think Chandler should've won Defensive Player of the Year in the first place. Since when did being the best defensive player on a shitty defensive team make you the league's best? Chandler winning the award was actually a mini travesty, if you ask me. Serge Ibaka lead the league in blocks by over a block and a half per game! On the other hand, Chandler (89) only had 4 more total blocks than Greg Stiemsma (85)! Greg Stiemsma! Stiemsma only played in 55 games and started just 3. Again, he only had 4 less blocks than Chandler on the season.
Of course blocks aren't the only thing that matters, but I'm just saying, Tyson Chandler wasn't the best player in the NBA this season, in my opinion.
(Side note: Who in the hell gave Carlos Boozer a vote for the All-Defensive team? That coach should have his vote taken away.)
April 19, 2012
Dwight Howard Done For Season
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April 14, 2012
Dwight Howard Has A Herniated Disk
The Magic are 1-4 without Dwight this season (which includes losses to the Pistons and Wizards) and have 7 games remaining, so as a Heat fan I have to ask myself if I should be rooting for the Magic to fall to the 7th seed in the playoffs? Right now, the Knicks are 3 games behind them and I would rather play the Magic with an iffy Dwight rather than 'Melo.
I don't know, but just know that if you see the Heat giving minimal effort again tomorrow versus the Knicks, it's likely they were asking themselves the same thing when they heard about this untimely injury.
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April 05, 2012
Stan Van Gundy Finds Out Dwight Howard Asked For Him To Be FIRED!
Oh.
I now can't wait to see the Magic-Knicks game tonight on TNT!
March 15, 2012
Dwight Howards Gets Punked
So not only is Dwight agreeing to not leave, he's also giving Orlando all the power because with this opt-in, they could still trade him if they so pleased. Oh yeah, and if they don't trade him and he doesn't sign an extension this offseason, we could go through this whole fiasco again next year. Awesome.
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March 13, 2012
Warriors Send Monta Ellis To Bucks
Now, I get why Milwaukee would do this trade, but why in the hell would Golden State? The Bucks get one of the NBA's best scorers while the Warriors got Stephen Jackson (who hated Scott Skiles and who the Warriors traded away in 2009) and Andrew Bogut (who always seems to be injured). I don't know, I don't get it.
And what I really don't get is why Orlando didn't do this deal for Monta? I don't know if that would keep Dwight Howard in town, but it's a hell of a lot better than when they brought in Vince Carter and Gilbertt Arenas.
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February 03, 2012
2012 NBA All-Star Starters Announced
The first, and most obvious, snub is Kevin Love. I mean, all Big Love has done this year is average 25.3 points a game (4th in the NBA behind Kobe, LeBron, and Durant) and 13.6 rebounds a game (2nd in the NBA). Don't get me wrong, I totally get why Blake Griffin got the nod, but it's a shame someone can put together those type of numbers and not start in the All-Star game.
I'm fine with the rest, thought I wouldn't have been mad if Bosh started over Carmelo.
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April 29, 2011
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April 25, 2011
Random News Shit: Entertainment Edition
Niiiiiceeee! The Bad Meets Evil EP is supposed to be dropping June 14th, so fingers crossed for its timely arrival.
2) Serena Williams...The Rapper?
From rackets to rapping, this shit is insane! I pray Serena isn't really considering a music career, because that really really wouldn't be a good look....and mostly likely not a good sound either. Somebody get Bryant McKinnie back on the football field before he fucks up Serena's good name.
3) Dwight Howard Awarded $500,000 From Baby Momma
Good for you Dwight, only $500,000,000 to go! I'm sure this will totally make up for the ass beating Atlanta is serving up your Magic.
4) Coco Reality Show?
Looks like Coco will be the latest female to get a reality show for fucking a rapper. I'm glad to see hard work still paying off.
April 18, 2011
Dwight Howard Wins Defensive Player Of The Year Again
Anyway, I got so caught up in great NBA playoff basketball this weekend that I forgot to write my awards column! I'll try to get that up as soon as possible.
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January 27, 2011
2011 NBA All-Star Starters Announced
Yao Ming C Dwight Howard
Carmelo Anthony F Amare Stoudemire
Kevin Durant F LeBron James
Kobe Bryant G Dwyane Wade
Chris Paul G Derrick Rose
Anyway, Kobe got the most votes overall with 2,380,016, and Dwight Howard came in 2nd with 2,099,204. Coming in 3rd with 2,053,011 votes? LeBron James. People sure do hate that guy, I tell ya. Another funny thing in the voting is that Jamal Crawford (246,130) actually got more votes than teammate Joe Johnson (224,571). $119 million well spent.
The reserves will be announced next Thursday (February 3rd) on TNT.
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September 16, 2010
Random News Shit: NBA Headlines
No, that's not a typo, Dwight Howard is really suing his BM Royce Reed for five-hundred million, five-hundred thousand dollars. I know "Basketball Wives" was successful, but I'm almost positive she ain't got it. Hell, Dwight Howard doesn't even have that kinda money himself lol.
Lil Duval was joking about it earlier on Twitter because that truly is an odd number to ask for. I'm not mad at him for suing her, but $500,500,000 might be a tad excessive. Besides, suing for such an outrageous number isn't exactly the best way to get your name out of the news for non-basketball related issues.
(Side note: Can we finally change "Basketball Wives" to "Basketball Baby Mommas" (or "Basketball BMs" for short) once and for all and be done with it?? We all know that only one of the broads is even married, and her husband doesn't even play anymore. I think it's time.)
2) Rockets Limit Yao Ming To 24 Minutes A Game
Poor Yao. Maybe it's time for him to call it a career? I mean, it's not like he's gonna get any smaller, so his foot problems aren't going anywhere whether he plays 24 minutes per game or 40. And it's not like he's an old man either, he just turned 30 on Sunday. I say get those retirement papers ready.
3) Heat Take Their Talents To Fort Walton Beach
From September 28th through October 3rd the new Miami Heat will kick off training camp in Fort Walton Beach, Florida oppose to South Beach, Florida. Honestly, I don't give a shit where the practice, I just can't wait to see them play! I'm absolutely giddy for the 2010-11 NBA season. In fact, I might have to make a trip to Miami to watch their first preseason game again Detroit on October 5th. Anyone wanna drive me??
January 22, 2010
NBA All-Star Starters; Hatin' On Iverson
LeBron James F Carmelo Anthony
Dwyane Wade G Kobe Bryant
Allen Iverson G Steve Nash
Why is everybody so tight about Allen Iverson not only making the All-Star team, but making it as a starter?? Yeah his stats aren't there this year, but he's Allen Iverson! Its a game for the fans and fans like Allen Iverson. Deal with it. Seriously, its a fuckin' exhibition game, it doesn't count for anything, let the fans see who they wanna see without all the bitching. The fans are the ones who pay the ridiculous prices to support these players and teams, they can't AT LEAST see who they want in the All-Star game?? Again, its an exhibition game, it doesn't count.
Besides, why is everyone singling out A.I.?? I don't hear anyone complaining about Kevin Garnett (15 and 8) or Tim Duncan (20 and 10) starting. You telling me Chris Bosh (24 and 11), Antawn Jamison (22 and 8), and Gerald Wallace (19 and 11) aren't all having better seasons than K.G.?? Hell, even David Lee (19 and 11) is having a better season than Garnett.
And out on the West, you telling me you can't make a argument that guys like Kevin Durant (29 and 7), Dirk Nowitzki (26 and 8), and Zach Randolph (21 and 12) should be starting over Timmy?? All of these guys are having better seasons than the person starting over them, but still, Iverson is the one everyone is up in arms about. Of course we all know why though, because K.G. and Timmy are seen as "good guys" and A.I. isn't. Bottom line. Its sad that its come to that, but it has. Sad.
November 30, 2009
Holiday Weekend Highlights
Thisdunk is absolutely RIDICULOUS!
Impressive because Paul Pierce doesn't dunk much BUT he loses points for giving Chris Bosh a knee in the man zone.
You'd think someone who could do this wouldn't look so lost when trying to score on anything outside a dunk lol. He should be working on not endorsing terrible games like NBA Live 10 instead of tricks shots. I'm just saying.
October 11, 2009
Rainn Wilson NBA On TNT Commercials
I like it! I thought he was actually gonna have on the Superman costume for a second though lol.
The Gilbert Areanas commercial is after the jump along with Rainn and Dwight's hilarious video for SuperFan.com.
June 16, 2009
Dwight Finally Gets A Puppet
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June 11, 2009
Dwight Howard On 'NBA Live 10' Cover
Nice! Seemingly a bit early, but still nice. The game should be out around October so you know I can't wait for that because I cop every NBA Live! Oh, and did you peep Mos Def on the commentary?? Pretty interesting choice but I like it.
Speaking of Mos, check him out on Angie Martinez the other day talking about people throwing around the "greatest rapper alive" claim. He actually formally challenges Jay-Z and others to a 4-on-4 battle royale.
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June 04, 2009
FiyahMuZik.com's NBA Finals Preview & Pick
Anyway, my little playoff bracket was fucked by Nike, Vitamin Water, and ESPN's insistence on crowning LeBron king before the Eastern Conference Finals even started. That's okay though, because this match up should be VERY interesting.
With that being said, I want to go ahead and give a warning to all Lakers fans and the general public who are automatically assuming this will be a cake walk now that LeBron isn't around. While the Lakers beat the Cavs both times they played during the regular season (both times by double digits, once when Kobe dislocated his finger and once when Kobe was sick and LeBron was coming off his 50 point triple-double against the Knicks), they also lost to the Magic both times they played (the first time Kobe hit a then season high 41, and the second time Kobe had a triple-double). Let me simplify that for you: Laker 2-0 vs. Cavs, Lakers 0-2 vs. Magic. And, as was proven by the Magic's continued ownership of the Cavs, the regular season does matter. Go ahead and process that.
Now of course there's a bit of a difference between now and then: 1) the Lakers had a healthy Andrew Bynum 2) the Magic had a healthy Jameer Nelson. Lakers faithful can find solace in the fact that Orlando needed every bit of Nelson's 27, 4, and 5 from the first meeting (11-16 from the field, 4-6 from three) and 28, 6, and 8 in from the second meeting (9-18 from the field, 3-6 from three) to take them out, seeing that if Nelson does play he'll be nowhere near that level. BUT at the same time, if Andrew Bynum got bodied by Dwight Howard on a healthy knee (including a 25 point, 20 rebound, 3 block in the second match-up), what can you expect with him playing on a sore knee?? Look for Dwight to be dominant in the paint.
The X-factor in this whole series will be Lamar Odom and what he decides to bring to the table. If the Lakers can get 18, 10, and 6 from him per game off the bench then they should be sitting pretty. If he doesn't show up and gives them 4, 5, and 2 then the Lakers will be in trouble. Odom will also need to show up on the defensive end. He and Trevor Ariza are better match-ups for Hedo Turkoglu and Rashard Lewis than Anderson Varejao and Delonte West (seeing that LeBron wanted no part of guarding either) were in the Magic-Cavs series. Hedo and 'Shard won't have as many wide open looks with faster defenders on them... that is, if Odom decides to show up.
At the end of the day, I just don't see Kobe letting another ring pass him by like in his last 2 trips to the Finals. The Magic have already won by just reaching the Finals, but its definitely Kobe's to lose. I'm gonna go with Lakers in 6. (Side note: What's up with people predicting Magic in 7?? Does anyone actually think the Magic would be capable of going into the Staples Center for a game 7 against Kobe and win?? You've GOT to be joking.)
Now, I'll leave you with Kobe Bryant's blatant disrespect of Dwight Howard's existence from wight's rookie year in 2004.















