Last month I wrote about Diddy's plans to start a new cable channel (and even suggested some content), and today he officially confirmed it via YouTube.
I feel like I need a job at Revolt, where do I apply?
February 21, 2012
Diddy Officially Announces Cable Channel Revolt
January 26, 2012
Diddy Planning On Starting A Cable Network
Sean Combs, the entertainment impresario known as Diddy, is planning to launch a music-themed cable network, according to three sources with knowledge of his plans. The channel is called Revolt and is aiming to launch at the end of the year--12/12/12, to be specific.
Sources with knowledge of the Revolt playbook describe it as a music and music news channel with an urban skew. One described it as the old days of MTV, but for more of the African American audience. The venture is well funded, say the sources.
This is an excellent idea and I'm behind it 100%. You would be hard pressed to find something involving Diddy that I'm not willing to watch and this would be no exception. Besides, I can't wait to see what happens to the careers of on-air talent once their dropped from the network.
And with being said, here's a few original show suggestions for Revolt:
-"Remember Me?"
This would be a game show where contestants try to identify former Bad Boy artists through a series of questions.
-"REALigion with Shyne & Loon"
This would be a religious talk/debate show hosted by the 2 rappers Diddy drove deep into religion, Shyne and Loon.
-"The PerSUIT"
This would be a reality competition show to find the next great suit maker, of course hosted by Chopper. (Yes, it will be in his contract that he will have to wear the original Chopper Suit in every episode.)
Diddy, you're welcome.
SOURCE
January 21, 2012
Diddy & Shyne Reconcile
This actually happened a couple days ago, but I couldn't decided if making fun of Shyne would get me sent to Hell or not. I'm still not sure, but rest assured that he will be nominated for a 2012 L.A.M.E. Award in the category of Lamest Hair (Male). Whatever, I'm just happy he's no longer making God-awful music.
(Side note: Let the records show that this is the 2nd rapper Diddy has sent into a weird religious extra (Loon being the first). I guess what I'm trying to say is that it's only a matter of time before French Montana is doing an interview live from Vatican City after his ordination. Book it.)
August 09, 2011
Jay-Z Tops Forbes List Again
Check out the top 20 earners in Hip-Hop after the jump.
1) Jay-Z ($37 million)
2) Diddy ($35 million)
3) Kanye West ($16 million)
4) Lil Wayne ($15 million)
4) Birdman ($15 million)
6) Eminem ($14 million)
6) Snoop Dogg ($14 million)
6) Dr. Dre ($14 million)
9) Akon ($13 million)
10) Ludacris ($12 million)
11) Wiz Khalifa ($11 million)
11) Drake ($11 million)
13) Pharrell Williams ($10 million)
14) Timbaland ($7 million)
15) Swizz Beatz ($6.5 million)
15) Nicki Minaj ($6.5 million)
17) Rick Ross ($6 million)
17) 50 Cent ($6 million)
17) Pitbull ($6 million)
20) T-Pain ($5 million)
20) B.o.B ($5 million)
No Lil B? Damn, I thought I'm Gay was gonna change the game.
Besides Lil B's absence, another interesting thing about this list is how much records sales don't matter at all anymore. Eminem sold waaaaaaay more albums in the past year than anyone else on the list, but is only the 6th biggest earner, tied with Snoop Dogg (whose album flopped) and Dr. Dre (whose album is an ancient myth). Also, Nicki Minaj has sold nearly a million more albums than Wiz Khalifa in the past 12 months, but he made $11 million and she only made $6.5 million, just $500,000 more than Pitbull whose album was just recently released.
The lesson this list has taught us: Fuck album sales, tour, tour, and tour some more... or makes some crazy popular headphones (Dr. Dre)... or have Lady Gaga under contract (Akon).
March 17, 2011
Thursday Billboard Update - 3/17/11
Lady Gaga's Born This Way and Cee-Lo's Fuck You are still deadlocked at numbers 1 and 2, but we have a new #3 in Katy Perry's E.T. featuring Kanye West (8-3). And breaking into the top 10 this week is Britney Spears' Till The World Ends (20-9).
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Lupe Fiasco - Lasers (1)
2. Adele - 21 (1-2)
3. Glee Cast - The Music, Season 2: Vol. 5 (3)
4. Avril Lavigne - Goodbye Lullabye (4)
5. R.E.M. - Collapse Into Now (5)
6. Sara Evans - Stronger (6)
7. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (3-7)
8. Marsha Ambrosius - Late Nights & Early Mornings (2-8)
9. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never: The Remixes (4-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 37 (5-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-1)
2. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (2-2)
3. Katy Perry - E.T. (8-3)
4. Rihanna - S&M (3-4)
5. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (5-5)
6. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (4-6)
7. Bruno Mars - Grenade (6-7)
8. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (9-8)
9. Britney Spears - Till The World Ends (20-9)
10. Ke$ha - Blow (7-10)
- Dirty Money's Coming Home jumps 11 spots 22-11.
- The Black Eyed Peas' Just Can't Get Enough flies 16 spots 38-22.
- I don't know who Jessie J is, but her song Price Tag with B.o.B hops 20 spots 78-58.
- Wiz Khalifa's The Race debuts at 66.
- Lupe Fiasco's Beautiful Lasers (2 Ways) debuts at #70.
- Bruno Mars' The Lazy Song jumps 26 spots 98-72.
- Snoop Dogg's Boom featuring T-Pain debuts at #76.
- Nicki Minaj's Did It On'em jumps 12 spots 92-80.
- Miguel's Sure Thing debuts at #94.
- Jennifer Hudson's Where You At #96.
February 19, 2011
December 23, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/23/10
Katy Perry's Firework is still #1, but it's becoming increasingly obvious that Bruno Mars' Grenade will finish the year out at #1, as it inches into the #2 spot this week. The biggest news on the Hot 100 this week is Lil Wayne bursting into the top 10 at #9 with his first post-prison single 6 Foot 7 Foot with Cory Gunz. It'll be interesting to see where it goes from here.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (2-1)
2. Susan Boyle - The Gift (1-2)
3. "Michael Jackson" - Michael (3)
4. Jackie Evancho - O Holy Night (5-4)
5. Glee Cast - Christmas Album (3-5)
6. R. Kelly - Love Letter (6)
7. Dirty Money - Last Train To Paris (7)
8. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (6-8)
9. Kid Rock - Born Free (15-9)
10. Glee Cast - Glee, The Music Vol. 4 (8-10)
- Tank's Now Or Never starts off at #35 with 43,700 sold.
- Ciara's Basic Instinct debuts at #44 with 36,700 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - Firework (1-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Grenade (3-2)
3. Rihanna - What's My Name (2-3)
4. Pink - Raise Your Glass (4-4)
5. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (5-5)
6. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (7-6)
7. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (6-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) (8-8)
9. Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot (9)
10. Nelly - Just A Dream (9-10)
- "Michael Jackson's" Hold My Hand with Akon jumps 16 spots 65-39.
- Jeremih's Down On Me featuring 50 Cent hops 9 spots 62-53.
- Twista's Make A Movie rises 9 spots 80-71.
- In its 2nd week, Jamie Foxx's Fall For Your Type with Drake flies 20 spots 95-75.
- Nicki Minaj's Moment 4 Life featuring Drake debuts at #82.
- Usher's More debuts at #88.
- R. Kelly's When A Woman Loves debuts at #93.
- Fabolous' You Be Killin' Em finally debuts at #94. Who knows what took so long, this song is dope.
December 16, 2010
Diddy's Parties Are Always On FIRE!
Anyway, homegirl's name is Miyoki and shockingly enough, she's both a model and a singer. Try to fight back your shock because that combination hardly ever happens. If you want to holla at her on Twitter and give condolences to the back of her head, you can hit her up @Miyoki.
December 15, 2010
Diddy Calls Charlamagne
This Week In Flops 12/14/10
Before I start, I want to remind everyone that a Michael Jackson album called Michael also dropped this week. I would've included it in today's proceedings, but I felt uncomfortable with putting the King Of Pop under the title "flop."
Aight, we have a lot of albums to get through again, so I'm gonna make these short and sweet.
All I've been hearing is good things about this R. Kelly album. I guess he's done making foolish tracks like Real Talk, and got back to the real shit that made him who he is. Is all the acclaim coming too late to sway his first week numbers?? Possibly, but he's the R, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say 80-110k.
Ciara is still the sexiest chick with no body in the world, and I'd still pick her #1 overall in the Sex Draft, but I'm not sure anybody is checking for this album. I hope they are because I like her, but I just don't feel it or see it. I'm gonna say it falls in the 30-60.
Good ol' Tank is back at them again, and I think he's good for 30-60k.
I don't know much about this project, but a lot of people watch that show she's on, so I'll say 20-45.
Donnie! Def Jam let's another one go under the radar, I'll say 10-25k.
December 09, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/9/10
Another week, another new #1. This week it's Katy Perry's Fireworks inching 1 spot up to the top.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Susan Boyle - The Gift (3-1)
2. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (4-2)
3. Jackie Evancho - O Holy Night (5-3)
4. Glee Cast - Christmas Album (10-4)
5. Glee Cast - Glee, The Music Vol. 4 (5)
6. Black Eyed Peas - The Beginning (6)
7. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (1-7)
8. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (2-8)
9. Josh Groban - Illuminations (12-9)
10. Rihanna - Loud (6-10)
- Jazmine Sullivan's sophomore album Love Me Back begins at #17 with 55,700.
- Chrisette Michele's third effort Let Freedom Reign launches at #25 with 42,100.
- Eric Benet's Lost In Time (which I had no idea was out) debuted at #33 with 32,200 sold.
- Ron Isley's Mr. I starts off at #50 with 22,400 sold.
- Another album I didn't know dropped, Slim Thug's Tha Thug Show, debuts at #89 with 13,800 sold.
- And flopping again is Soulja Boy's new piece of shit The DeAndre Way checking in at #90 with just 13,200 sold in its first week. No need for jokes, those sales figures are embarrassment enough.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - Firework (2-1)
2. Pink - Raise Your Glass (1-2)
3. Rihanna - What's My Name (5-3)
4. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) (9-4)
5. Bruno Mars - Grenade (10-5)
6. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (3-6)
7. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (4-7)
8. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (6-8)
9. Nelly - Just A Dream (8-9)
10. Trey Songz - Bottoms Up (11-10)
- After debuting at #61 last week, Dirty Money's Coming Home jumps 10 spots to #51.
- Flo Rida's Who Dat Girl featuring Akon debuts at #55.
- Akon's Angel re-enters the Hot 100 this week and lands at #57.
- Keri Hilson's Pretty Girl Rock hops 10 spaces 72-62.
- Birdman's new single Fire Flame featuring Lil Wayne, and his first post-prison verse, checks in at #84.
October 24, 2010
Fly Nigga Shit
Doesn't it seem like Diddy is playing the character Diddy?? Oh well, you gotta love that nigga regardless. Honestly, I don't even know why I'm posting this video right now. Boredom? Maybe. Because I'm fly? Most definitely....not. I'm suede-less, so according to Diddy, my flyness is nullified.
October 11, 2010
Young Jeezy & Diddy Get Release Date
Now this totally ruins my column about why Jeezy and The Game should join forces and make a rap duo since they can't get release dates for their 4th albums after dropping 2 mixtapes in 2010, but now it looks like Game is all alone. If December 14th comes and goes without TM103, then maybe I'll revisit the idea.
SOURCE (Diddy)
SOURCE (Jeezy)
October 02, 2010
Oh Shit, Diddy Kilt It!
Was Diddy actually wearing a kilt?? No, seriously, was he?? I was busy admiring Kalenna's ass for the entirety of this video. Who knew she had all that talent to offer?? Nice!
All jokes aside, who cares if Diddy had on a kilt?? I could see if he was at the BET Awards, but THE NIGGA WAS IN SCOTLAND! That's like making fun of someone for wearing a black and white striped shirt in Paris, or a Kung Fu suit in China, or a pair of skinny jeans in Atlanta, or nothing in Africa. Too far?? My bad. Well the point is this: it's no big deal!
Besides, I was way more pissed Diddy had to lip-synch classics from his own catalog than the fact he was wearing a man-skirt.
Now, let's take one final look at Diddy in his kilt, laugh, and put it to rest.
September 30, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 9/30/10
Over on the Hot 100 it's the same 10, just in a slightly different order.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Zac Brown Band - You Get What You Give (1)
2. Maroon 5 - Hands All Over (2)
3. Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns (1-3)
4. Selena Gomez & the Scene - A Year Without Rain (4)
5. Santana - Guitar Heaven (5)
6. Eminem - Recovery (3-6)
7. Trey Songz - Passion, Pain & Pleasure (2-7)
8. John Legend & The Roots - Wake Up! (8)
9. Billy Currington - Enjoy Yourself (9)
10. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (10-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (4-2)
3. Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (2-3)
4. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (5-4)
5. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (6-5)
6. Far*East Movement - Like A G6 (10-6)
7. Nelly - Just A Dream (8-7)
8. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (3-8)
9. Enrique Iglesias - I Like It (7-9)
10. Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me (9-10)
- Check It Out by will.i.am and Nicki Minaj jumps 15 spots 57-42, again despite its suckiness.
- Akon's Angel debuts at #62.
- Maroon 5's Stutter debuts at #84.
- Dirty Money's Loving You No More featuring Drake debuts at #91.
September 24, 2010
Diddy - Shades (feat. Lil Wayne & Justin Timberlake)
So Lil Wayne is Andre 3000 now??
Anyway, call me crazy, but I do NOT hate this record. I could've gone without all those failed attempts at clever punchlines by Timberlake, but other than that, I like the feel of the record. Makes me want to pull out my Press Play CD.
Speaking of Diddy albums, where the hell is the Last Train To Paris?? I almost positive we've passed the last release date by now. Maybe Diddy should take a break from retweeting everything Rick Ross tweets and get back in the lab, though that album should be done by now.
August 24, 2010
Random News Shit: Hip-Hop Headlines Edition
So Kanye is gonna be dropping new tracks every Friday until Christmas?? That's 18 tracks worth of Fridays! This is great news. Hopefully he doesn't leak too many album tracks because I don't want the experience to be ruined (I've spoke on this before, but I hate hearing albums when I've already heard 70% of it through leaks). It looks like Kanye can use Twitter for good after all.
2) Eminem To Perform At VMAs
This decision to watch the Cowboys game or watch the VMAs is getting harder and harder with each passing day. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Diddy Denies Doing Former Artists Dirty
First off, why is Cassie on the cover?? She does know her music career is over, right??
Anyway, Diddy does kinda have a point here. Rappers lifespans are generally short, BUT most of those labels he named either don't even exist anymore or are not relevant anymore. Even still, those labels launched major artists who went on to do major things, and it always seems like former Bad Boy artists just completely disappear. That's the real problem. Bad Boy is short on Kanye Wests, and Eves, and Rihannas, and long on G. Deps, Black Robs, and Shynes.
So no, I don't think Diddy is a crook or anything, but would I sign with Bad Boy?? Hell FUCK no lol.
4) T.I. Prepping Animated Series, 'Lil Homies'
Welp, maybe T.I. will be the first rapper to successfully pull this off, because as far as I know, Andre 3000 and David Banner's cartoon shows are no longer on the air. I guess will have to wait and see.
How funny would it be if Tip was shopping "Lil Homies" to Nick Jr.?? That'd be classic.
5) Lil Boosie Releasing New Album From Prison
And but of course the new album is entitled Incarcerated. The album is due out September 28th, and if his legal shit goes how it's expected this won't be his last album released from behind bars.
June 30, 2010
DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win (Remix) (feat. Various Artists)
I missed out on posting the remix when it first dropped in late April, but I'm right here with the music video to redeem myself.
Man, it's awesome to see Fabolous and Jadakiss in the video because Lord knows they weren't given that look Sunday night on the BET Award.
June 27, 2010
Diddy Announces DiddyBlog.com
I know this is a bit old, but I still wanted to put the word out there if you hadn't heard. If you ever get tired of all the hilarity and insanity FiyahMuZik.com has to offer, you can always shoot over to DiddyBlog.com and "inspire, believe, feel, create, love, and grow." I get it. I'm down. DiddyBlog.com! DiddyBlog.com! DiddyBlog.com!!!!
(Side note: I have GOT to get one of those camera Diddy used to make this video!)
April 29, 2010
Who Is Aziz Ansari??
LMAO! Who wrote this skit, this shit was funny as fuck! Especially Diddy's part: "6 fuckin' years, under a television set." Classic shit right chea!
Anyway, I thought it was a joke at first, but its true, Aziz really is hosting the MTV Movie Awards. Sunday June 9th is the day and date and you know I'll be watching. Hopefully he doesn't bomb like Sarah Silverman did that one year lol.







