LMAO! Man, I miss Herman Cain. Hopefully
Showing posts with label Herman Cain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Herman Cain. Show all posts
December 18, 2011
Herman Cain's 1986 Sexual Harassment Training
LMAO! Man, I miss Herman Cain. Hopefully
December 04, 2011
Herman Cain Suspends His Campaign
Sadly, this hilarious SNL skit is true and Herman Cain's comically fruitful presidential campaign is no more. Yep, no more creepy Herman Cain smiles after campaign ads featuring his campaign manger smoking a cigarette, no more Herman Cain getting confused about his own foreign policy, and no more stories about Herman Cain taking some head for a job as read by middle-aged white women who can barely read their own made up story.
R.I.P. Herman Cain's campaign, you will be missed.
November 09, 2011
Herman Cain's Campaign Promises With Mike Tyson
I'm gonna assume they wrote and filmed this before all these women came out and accused Cain of sexual harassment. Either that or they were afraid Mike Tyson would hurt them if he was asked to joke about it with his sketchy past with women.
Regardless, this is a great skit and I look forward to seeing Iron Mike as Herman Cain as long as Cain is around.
(Side note: For the record, I don't care that these women have come out and accused Cain of sexual harassment. Loving pussy and running a country have nothing to do with each other.)
October 25, 2011
Herman Cain's Creepy New Political Ad
Just in case you were looking for another reason Hermain Cain won't win the Republican nomination, here you go.
A lot of people's problem with this ad is Cain's Chief of Staff Mark Block smoking, but you can't do much worse than that super creepy "I touch children" delayed smile at the end. That shit just screams "Don't trust me!"
And do we really wanna hand America over to the guy who thought this was a good idea? You could disagree with all of President Obama's policies, but I'll be damned if you tell me the guy who approved this ad is fit to run the country. No fucking way.
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Herman Cain Canes The Unemployed
October 22, 2011
Herman Cain Canes The Unemployed
I never really spoke on this Herman Cain guy because I never thought he stood a real chance to win the Republican nomination, but now that he's leading in a few polls (even though he still doesn't really have a chance), so why not?
How crazy would it be to have 2 black men running for President? So crazy that would most likely mark the end of affirmative action and the racial card. You can practically see all the voided racial card attempts from here.
Even though it'd suck to live life without the racial card, I'd love to see Cain run against Obama because white folks would learn FAST that most black people didn't vote for Obama in '08 because he is black. Cain is like 12x blacker than Obama and he would get dominated in the black vote, probably even worse than McCain did in '08. Why? Because it'd not about color, it's about money.
Again, Cain isn't going to win the nomination, so none of this matters, but it would be hilarious to hear white people saying things like "You voted for Obama because he was black, Cain is even blacker!" And then black people getting mad and calling that white person racist, only to be reminded that all race cards are now null and void. Wouldn't that be awesome?
Anyway, more Colbert after the jump.
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