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Showing posts with label Kris Jenkins. Show all posts
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September 15, 2010

Random News Shit: NFL Headlines Edition

Reggie Bush
1) Reggie Bush Decides To Forfeit Heisman
I haven't really spoke on this whole story, but allow me a moment to sum my feelings on it up in one word: Bullshit!

This is why I can't support college athletics, especially football. In the history of NCAA rulings, has one ever fit the crime?? I'm serious, has it ever once?? And I know the NCAA didn't make him do this, but them and their retarded slave rules made it possible that a player can essentially be stripped of an award he earned on the field over an issue that has absolutely nothing to do with the game of football. I could see if Reggie was found to have done steroids, but he took money. What in the FUCK does that have to do with what he accomplished on the field in 2005?? Seriously, what?? Don't worry I'll wait.

2) Kris Jenkins Done For 2010 After Just 6 Plays
This sucks. I know that's not breaking news, but you just gotta hate to hear this (unless you're in the KKK).

As we all know, he hurt this same knee 6 games into last season (hmmm, 6 may be his lucky number), and at 31 years of age, it might be time to call it a career. Obviously 31 isn't old for a D-lineman, but damn, a torn ACL in the same knee, less than a year later?? That's tough. Besides, if he comes back for 2011, how long can the Jets expect him to play before tearing it again, 6 seconds?? Get it?? Nevermind.

3) Packers Place Ryan Grant On IR
Shit! This is an even bigger blow to the Packers than Kris Jenkins' injury is to thee Jets. I'm not sure who else Green Bay has in its backfield, but I hope dude is ready for primetime. Okay, that one was pretty obvious, but hey, it's true.

4) Eagles Under Investigation By NFLPA Over Concussions ...Then Left Alone
Yeah, I figured this was coming when I saw Stewart Bradley re-enter Sunday's Eagles-Packers game minutes after staggering off his feet after suffering a concussion. I watched this game up until halftime (when I stepped out to buy more Sierra Mist Cranberry and grab some pizza for the Cowboys game), and I had no idea Kevin Kolb even had a concussion in that 2nd quarter.

Oh well, it's not like it was the only botched decision by Andy Reid in that game.

(Side note: I love how the NFL is getting more serious about concussions, while simultaneously looking to increase player's workloads by going to 18 game seasons. I mean, because what better way to show concern over an issue than enhancing the likelihood of recurrence??)

5) Bob Sanders Hurt...As Usual
Good ol opt-injured Bobby S. tore a tendon in his biceps and is out indefinitely. The Colts are use to playing without him though, so I guess this isn't that big of a deal. Might be time for him to call it a career as well, but because of my "Bob Sanders is injured" story fatigue.

6) Broncos Trade For Laurence Maroney
You gotta feel like shit right now if you're Laurence Maroney. Not because you're leaving the Patriots, but that you're a running back going to the Broncos. They've run through like 4 or 5 already, and Laurence already missed the season opener due to injury, so now it's just a matter of time before he hits the IR.

Bad past few months for niggas named Laurence.

7) UF's Chris Rainey Faces Stalking Charge
I know this is NFL shit, but it is hilarious shit. I'll make this quick, but I'd be lying if I said I'd never pull a Chris Rainey and text somebody, "It's time to die, bitch." That shit is too funny! LMAO!

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October 20, 2009

Random News Shit: NFL Headlines Edition

Jim Zorn
1) Jim Zorn Relieved Of Play Calling Duties
I'm loving it! Our games against the Redskins can't come fast enough! Unfortunately we don't get to play them until November 22nd and with our luck, they'll probably have turned things around by then. Such bullshit!

Anyway, Jim Zorn should really feel happy that he's still employed right now because his team looks absolutely awful. All the blame can't be put on him though because this is basically the same team that was 6-2 to start last year, plus Albert Haynesworth. I don't get it, but don't be shocked if Zorn doesn't make it past the Skins' bye week next week.

2) Jets NT Kris Jenkins Out For Season With Torn ACL
Just a few weeks ago they were 3-0 and the toast of the town, now they're 3-3 and gonna be without one of their top defenders for the rest of the year. At least the football gods are giving them the Raiders next week to take their anger out on and right the ship.

3) Bengals DE Antwan Odom Placed On IR, Out For Season
This is a huge loss for the Bengals, Odom was tied for first place in sacks until Elvis Dumervil got 2 last night. The Bengals were a nice story to start off the season, but I wouldn't be surprised if they faded from this point.

4) Seahawks Lofa Tatupu May Not Miss Season
Reports first had Tatupu out for the season, but upon further review, what was thought to be a complete tear is really a partial tear and he could be back in just a few weeks. I'm not sure how you misread a partial tear with a complete tear, but whatever I guess.

5) Police Release McNair-Kazemi Text Messages
Damn, so she asked for money, he gave it to her, and she still killed him?? This bitch was fuckin' the game up!

6) Crabtree To Start Sunday In Houston
Seems a bit fast, don't you think?? After that embarrassing 45-10 loss to the Falcons, the Niners might be pressing a bit. Welp, hope its works out for them because if it doesn't and they fall apart we'll start hearing talks of a Crabtree Curse lol.

7) Panthers' Dante Wesley Suspended One Game For Hit On Defenseless PR
I know you saw the hit from the Carolina/Tampa game, but if you haven't click here.

Definitely a dirty play and I wouldn't have been mad if they have gim 2 or 3 games for that hit. You can't defend what he did because not only Clifton Smith call for a fair catch, but the ball hadn't even arrived before Wesley speared him.

8) Pats Release WR Joey Galloway
I think we can pretty much call it career for Joey Galloway. His legacy still hangs over my Cowboys in the form of Roy Williams so he won't be missed. (And if you didn't get that last line, I'm talking about how we traded 2 #1 draft picks for Galloway back in 2000, similar to the way we traded 3 draft picks for Williams. Still pisses me off until this day.)

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