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September 18, 2009

Jadakiss - Who's Real (Remix) (feat. Eve, Drag-On, Styles P., Sheek, & DMX) Video



Damn, could they have been any later with this video?? I forgot all about this track. I mean the shit did come out in June. Its September! The hell these niggas been doing?? lol.

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Jadakiss - Who's Real (Remix) (feat. Eve, Drag-On, Styles P., Sheek, & DMX)

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August 04, 2009

Eve - Me N My (Up In The Club)

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Here's a new some new, ummm, music (??) from E-V-E. This is supposed to be off of her new album Flirt (which is more than likely that same old album Here I Am from 2007 that never came out).


What, the, fuck?! There is absolutely NO WAY anybody in the studio this shit sounded hot when they finished recording it. Hell, it couldn't have even sounded hot during the recording, let alone after it was a finished product. This shit sounds fuckin' terrible! I can fart better rhythm than this beat displayed. (How do you even agree to rap on a beat sounding like this for non-comedic purposes??) The lyrics were on some repetitive ass Soulja Boy shit. No one will like this. Even today's youth isn't that dumb. I rather listen to Stanky Leg on repeat for an hour while doing the dance on UStream with Stephon Marbury crying and eating vaseline in the background than hear hear this song (??) again. My fuckin' head hurts like I've been in the sun all day after listening to this flaming turd sandwich. So bad. So bad. Sooooo bad!

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June 10, 2009

Jadakiss - Who's Real (Remix) (feat. Eve, Drag-On, Styles P., Sheek, & DMX)

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This is the remix people, stand up!


Much better than the original. I mean MUUUUUCCCHH better! So much better, I gotta wonder why they didn't think of doing this while making The Last Kiss?? X wasn't in jail for the whole time Kiss was making that album so it was possible. Makes more sense than putting O.J. Da Juiceman on it and making it the most skippable track on your album. Oh well, better late than never.

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January 15, 2009

Muzik Pt. 2

Raheem DeVaughn Feat. Ludacris - Bulletproof


This shit goes hard! I probably should've given it its own post on some real shit. I love this record!!

Wyclef Jean Feat. Timbaland - War On Our Hands


This is a serious track but the beat just makes you wanna jam lol. I think I've heard this beat before from Tim on that shit with Cee-Lo a few years back, but I still like it. Speaking of that Cee-Lo shit, that record was a beast!

Papoose - Test


Another corny hook and wack cadence by Papoose. Dude has really fallen off with his music. At least the beat is nasty.

Lil Wayne Feat. Lil Boosie - Louisanimal


Hmmm, I wonder how old this shit is?? I heard the couple jabs he took at 50 as my nigga Industry correctly pointed out in the 50 post, but I never heard this track until today so fuck it its new to me lol.

Mos Def - Quiet Dog


I'd love to hear Mos just spit but this was aight too.

Mashonda Feat. Eve - Dirty Laundry


Really loud lol. Anyway, I guess this is about Swizzy because didn't they break up?? I dunno, but what ever happened to Eve's album??

Trey Songz - Comfortable


What took Trey so long to get on this track?? Well anyway he did his thing as usual.

Marques Houston Feat. Fabolous - Do For You


Pretty generic, but I like it. Might have liked it better in '02, but its still decent.

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September 29, 2008

VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs 81-100

This shit should've been called "100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs In No Particular Order" because I dunno what the fuck was going on lol. How is Oh Boy over They Reminisce?? How is Lapdance over Make 'Em Say Ugh?? How is Get Low over Just A Friend?? Anyway, here's the 81-100:

100. Biz Markie - Just A Friend
99. Ying Yang Twinz Feat. Lil Jon - Get Low
98. Warren G Feat. Nate Dogg - Regulate
97. Eve - Who's That Girl
96. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand
95. L'Trimm - Cars With The Boom
94. Master P Feat. Fiend, Silkk, Mia X, & Mystikal - Make 'Em Say Ugh
93. N*E*R*D - Lapdance
92. Yo-Yo - You Can't Play With My Yo-Yo
91. Chamillionaire Feat. Krayzie Bone - Ridin'
90. Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth - They Reminisce
89. Cam'ron Feat. Juelz Santana - Oh Boy
88. Jungle Brothers - What U Waitin' 4?
87. Wyclef Jean - We Trying To Stay Alive
86. Heavy D & The Boyz - Now That We Found Love
85. Black Star - Definition
84. U.T.F.O. - Roxanne, Roxanne
83. 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny
82. Chubb Rock - Treat 'Em Right
81. P.M. Dawn - Set Adrift On A Memory Of Bliss

So what do you think?? I think there's some good and some bad, but I gotta see how things fall into place more before I call this list complete bullshit (though I was about to when I saw Ridin' and Oh Boy made the list lol). Aight seeya tomorrow night for 61-80.

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June 26, 2008

Eve Feat. Robin Thicke - Fantasy

I dunno what the fuck is up with Eve's new project, but the push backs have brought us full circle a year later. Hopefully the album drops eventually. This is the new first single maybe??

Eve Feat. Robin Thicke - Fantasy


Kinda hot, I can fuck with it, but I dunno how much the radio will. You know them niggas are fickle lol.

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September 18, 2007

New Music From 50 Cent, T.I., Nelly, and More

50 Cent feat. Diddy & Jay-Z - I Get Money (Remix)

Dope remix, but I think the idea of the song was better than the actual song.

50 Cent - The Formula

Illseed said this might be on a new 50 mixtape called The Vitiman Water Mixtape...classic! This song is dope though, I wonder where this track was when it was time to put Curtis together??

50 Cent - Smile (I'm Leaving)

Yo this track is hot for real! this definitely should have made the album along with Part Time Lover, We On Some Shit, Southside, and the 2 tracks above.

Mos Def feat. Stephen Marley - Hey Baby

I love this song its extremely hot!

Swizz Beatz feat. Young Jeezy, Eve, and Elephant Man - Money In The Bank (Remix)

Jeezy actually ripped it the hardest, "I already got a son, but you can swallow my daughter.

Trey Songz feat. R. Kelly - Grub On

Now this is obviously neither Trey or Kellz but the funny thing about it is that this isn't too far fetched to think Kelly would do a song like this lol.

J-Hood - Who I'ma Sign 2

This song is about, but its funny he's talking like he's actually in control of his future lmao.

Bow Wow & Omarion - Hood Star

Other than this track being called Hood Star (which obviously neither are or were EVER) its actually pretty hot...kinda Jay & Kellz-esque...okay maybe not but its better than that Designated Driver bullshit lol.

Nelly feat. Pimp C & Sean P - Cut It Out

Nothing really new here and if this is really Nelly's new single he should go sit down and re-group.

Obie Trice feat. Saigon - Wanna Know (Remix)

Obie didn't come with it on this track but Saigon killed it as usual.

Bishop Lamont - Feel On It

Bis is ill! I really don't appreciate him rapping about his meat so much on this joint but the song is still hot.

Craig David - 1 Of 6 Things

Remember him?? Yeah he was dope back in like '01 but I see things have changed because I dunno what's going on with this track here lol.

T.I. feat. Young Jeezy - She Can Get It

This was pretty straight, but it sounds old like '02 Tip

J. Holiday feat. Busta Rhymes - Bed (Remix)

Busta shuts it down!

T.I. feat. Ciara - Goodbye My Dear

Pretty hot song, but its better suited for Ciara's album...them again I guess its not best suited for either since neither used it lol.

Lupe Fiasco - Superstar

This is a kool track, Lupe is ill.

T.I. feat. Plies - Rydin'

You "swear to muthafuckin' God"???? WOOOW Tip you're wylin' out! This track is lame mainly because of that but Plies actually stayed on beat or the most part lol. Tonya, get your boy lol.

50 Cent - Don't Wanna Talk About It

Nothing too special here.

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