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Showing posts with label Hideki Matsui. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hideki Matsui. Show all posts

December 18, 2009

Random News Shit: Sports Recap 12/14-12/17

December 14th

Tom Brady Comes To Randy Moss' Defense
Well that's a good thing for them, but anybody who watched that game or saw those highlights can clearly see Randy was half-assing it. The thing I don't get though, is why the Panthers' DBs were talking shit in the first place?? 1) If you're an opposing DB and Randy Moss only has 1 catch for 16 yards, why wouldn't you just say you shut Randy Moss down?? 2) While Moss was dogging it, they STILL couldn't stop Wes Welker as he went for 10 catches and 105 yards. Makes no sense to me, but oh well.

December 15th

Man Pleads Guilty In Erin Andrews Case

He agreed to serve 27 months, but the judge will have the final say. That's about right to me. And even though this guy is a sicko, I appreciate what he did for the internet and all Erin Andrews fans lol.

Tracy McGrady Makes Season Debut
Can you believe Tracy is still only 30 years-old?? He should still be in his prime right now, but he's been damn near slowed to a hault by injuries. Maybe he needs to do what I suggested to Greg Oden and have his agent land him a gig in Phoenix.

Now, the part that I don't get in all this is how Tracy loss his #1 jersey to Trevor Ariza?? Yeah, check it out, Tracy is wearing a #3 jersey, and Trevor is wearing #1. I actually noticed Trevor was wearing the #1 a few games before Tracy came back, but either way, isn't that weird?? Tracy has worn #1 for his entire career, why they switch now?? I mean, its not like Tracy left the team and came back to somebody wearing his number (as is the case with Ben Wallace who is now back with the Pistons, but has to wear the #6), he never left the roster. He wasn't a free agent or anything. Its not a big deal at the end of the day, but I just don't get it, especially since Trevor was the new comer AND he wore the #3 last year with the Lakers while #1 was available. Okay, I gotta move on, I'm spending way too much time on this lol.

December 16th

Angels Lands Series MVP, Hideki Matsui
Well it was probably inevitable that the Yankees would let him go, but the Angels defnitely upgraded their DH position because Vlad Guerrero barely looked like he was moving when he ran the bases last season. It was just sad really.

Anyway, Matsui got a one-year $6 million deal.

Phillies Get Halladay, Sends Lee To Mariners
This trade was dumb to me. I mean, Roy Halladay is a great pitcher, but Cliff Lee had already proven he was lights out the entire time he was with Philly. I hope this trade blows up in the Phillies' face.

December 17th

Ocho Cinco Wants to Fight Merriman
Had Chris Henry not passed, this would be probably be the big storyline going in to Sunday's match-up for the right to the #2 seed in the playoffs. Its still kinda funny though.

Vinny Cerrato Resigns From Redskins Position
This is probably best for the Redskins. They have already brought in Bruce Allen to replace him, and are now, reportedly, in talks with Mike Shanahan. The word on ESPN is that Mike Shanahan turned down the Bills job because they wouldn't bring in Allen. I personally think it was because the Bills sucks, but who knows lol.

Bobby Knight Chides John Calipari In Speech
Here's the quote:

"We've gotten into this situation where integrity is really lacking and that's why I'm glad I'm not coaching," he said. "You see we've got a coach at Kentucky who put two schools on probation and he's still coaching. I really don't understand that."

Thank you! College coaches can practically get away with murder and the players that really make these school their money can't get away with a white lie. Damn shame, but I applaud Bobby Knight for speaking up.

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November 05, 2009

The Yankees Win...The Cowboys The Super Bowl!

New York Yankees player Derek Jeter (C) celebrates as he holds the World Series trophy with teammates (L-R) A.J. Burnett, Jorge Posada, Mariano Rivera and Robinson Cano after the Yankees defeated the Philadelphia Phillies in Game 6 to win the 2009 Major League Baseball World Series in New York, November 4, 2009.
As you all know, the New York Yankees are celebrating their 27th World Series championship after beating the Philadelphia Phillies in game 6 last night. Well they shouldn't be the only team celebrating right now. That's right, due to the power of the Cowboys/Yankees Stadium Theory, the Dallas Cowboys should also be popping some bubbly at practice today because they have all but wrapped up Super Bowl XLIV.

Something would have to go disastrously wrong for my Dallas Cowboys to not fulfill their destiny. It was written! ...By me. Either way, Tony Romo's arm would have to fall off, or Miles Austin would have to break his hand missing his next TD-celebratory goal post dunk, or Michael Irvin would have to overdose on coke. Wait, he's not on the team anymore, stratch that last one lol.

You get the point, something would have to go waaaay wrong for the Cowboys to not hold the Lombradi trophy in Miami the night of February 7th. The CYST hasn't been wrong yet.

Now to go back to the World Series for a second, why the FUCK can't Hideki Matsui speak English still?? The nigga wins MVP and has to have a translator to speak to the interviewer. This nigga been living in New York and playing with the Yankees since 2003! You're telling me he hasn't picked up on the language yet?? C'mon son!

This just let you know how much of a hack sport baseball really is. The fact that you could have a player on a team contribute without being able to communicate with him is beyond me. And I don't care if he is just the DH, he's still contributing to a team without a coach being able to speak to him. That's just weird, even a kicker in football needs to be able to communicate with others.

Whatever.

This just emphasis the pointlessness of having managers/coaches in baseball. Really, what difference do they make?? Do I really need coaches at first and third base to tell me when to run when I've been playing the game since I was 6?? And seriously, what would be the difference between Derek Jeter or Jorge Posada coming to the mound to replace a pitcher and Joe Girardi?? I'll tell you what: Nothing! Baseball managers/coaches are useless hacks stealing money from their respective organizations. Period. They don't coach in practice, they don't coach in games, they are just unnecessary paychecks taking up a team uniform.

Related:
One More Win & The Cowboys Win The Super Bowl!
The Powers Of The CYST Again Prove Too Strong
The Video Board Wins! The CYST Is Born!!
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 2
Yankees Open New Stadium With A Loss

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