Showing posts with label David Shuster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Shuster. Show all posts
April 16, 2009
Teabagging America!
This shit is too fuckin' funny! Rachel ripped this shit lol.
Racism is clearly alive and well BUT the funniest part about this whole thing is that I can guarantee you that not one of those "protesters" makes over 250,000 a year so essentially these people are mad that they had an increase in their paycheck as of April 1st. I know I was happy to see the bump in pay, but I guess we all show our emotions in different ways lol.
January 06, 2009
Random News Shit
1) Burris rejected in bid to claim Senate seat
If you just listened to this video instead of watching it and removed works like "senate" you'd think Burris was slave lol. I had the video minimized as I was getting the rest of this post in order and all of a sudden I'm hearing Shuster talk about Burris not being allowed a seat because he needs to get his walking papers signed lol. Am I the only 1 who
2) Boy, 4, shoots babysitter for stepping on his foot
Hil-arius!! That kid is a G! I could make a million jokes about this, but AP had the funniest line with the last sentence in the report: "The child has not been charged." The kid is 4, of couse he wasn't charged lol.
3) Boy, 6, misses bus so he tries driving to school
Besides the question, 'How did the kid get the keys and drive off unnoticed?' Why is a 6 year-old child walking to a bus stop on his own while his mom's at home sleep??? I'm assuming this kid's mom is an able bodied woman because she has a car outside, but why is a 6 year-old walking outside alone to do anything?? I wouldn't care if the bus stop was right in from of my damn house, I'm not leaving my first grader outside unsupervised while I'm asleep inside. Hell, how does this kid even get to the bus stop late?? He probably has to get himself ready in the morning because his lazy piece of shit parent is still in bed.
4) Brees voted AP Offensive Player of the Year
No surpise here.
November 21, 2008
Palin's Slaughterhouse
I don't know if you caught this video of Sarah Palin conducting an interview right in front of a guy killing Thanksgiving dinner yet, but if not, just know its a classic! Now there's no sound on this video so I'm gonna post the video from Countdown (without Keith Olbermann) so you can actually here what they fool was saying. Here's a hint: she never mentions what's going on behind her lol.
Awesome. And you thought her pre-election interviews were bad lol. Aren't you glad she isn't our Vice President?? I mean, yeah it'd the Daily Show would be more entertaining, but there's just something eerily frightening about the thought of this woman having any influence on decisions being made in Washington lol.
Here's the whole interview as promised.
No, you're not trippin', towards the end she really did say:"Certainly will probably invite criticism for even doing this too, but at least it was fun."
and
"I am always in charge of the turkey so I am where I need to be today to prepare for that."
Again, aren't we happy she's not in Washington reforming and getting all mavericky?? lol.
November 02, 2008
Shuster Makes a Fool Out of Ben Porritt Over Palin's Remarks
Keith Olbermann already tagged her for this Friday on Countdown, but its even funnier when Shuster get this McCain spokesman (aka the next McCain spokesman to be fired lol. What number are we on now anyway???) for not being able to explain why Sarah Palin doesn't understand the first amendment lol. I actually saw this live on TV when it happened earlier so I'm glad I wasn't alone and somebody recorded it.
Sad, sad, sad. lol. I think the funniest part is when Shuster asks the guy does he want him to play the tape again lol. That shit was classic! These McCain niggas are making it too easy for Barack.
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