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Showing posts with label Baron Davis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baron Davis. Show all posts

February 05, 2009

What Goes Around...

After leaving Baron Davis stranded in Clipperland in the offseason, the 2008-2009 season is coming to a close for Elton Brand. Monday he is going to have season-ending shoulder surgery and it has to be all that bad karma coming back to bite him. Now I don't actually believe in karma, but I do for the purpose of this post lol. Damn shame. Baron should've stayed his ass in Golden State.

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Elton Brands Agrees To 5-Year $82 Million Deal With The 76ers!

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July 08, 2008

Elton Brands Agrees To 5-Year $82 Million Deal With The 76ers!

I told y'all it was stupid as hell for Baron Davis to sign with the Clippers last week! Now, not only is he not gonna have Corey Maggette's 22 and 6 (since he's gonna sign with the Warriors...like BD should have), but the real prized teammate, Elton Brand, is out too.

If you hadn't heard (or read in the title) Elton Brand is gonna be signing a 5-year $82 million contract with the 76ers, most likely, some time Wednesday. Look for the Sixers to make some real noise in the East next season if Brand can stay healthy. I mean they'll still eventually be eliminated by the Celtics or Cavs, but at least they'll make it out of the first round...maybe.

Damn, BD now you're stranded in Clipperland. Oh well, at least he gets the privilege to now suit up and play next to Dan Dickau, Brevin Knight, and Smush Parker...awesome. lol.

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July 01, 2008

Since When Did It Become Cool To Play For The Clippers??

Seriously though, when??

If you haven't heard, after opting out of the final year of his contract with Golden State Baron Davis has verbally agreed to sign with the fuckin' Clippers! Granted it is a five-year deal worth $65 million...but again, its with the fuckin' Clippers! Where is your respect for yourself?? Your self worth?? Goodness!

Good thing I didn't buy that orange BD Warriors jersey last year lol. Speaking of jerseys, guess what?? Laura Bush can see the future! Click here to see what I mean lol. That's right, a Clippers jersey given to her by Baron Davis back in 2005! Weird lol.

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March 12, 2008

Baron Davis: "I'm the sickest nigga rappin' in the NBA"

If those white folks runnin' the NBA they'd have a heart attack and ban this nigga from the league lol. I mean of they thought doo-rags and jerseys were so bad they had to ban them then there's really no telling what they'd do to BD. Anyway, peep the footage or at least the most you can bare lol:



Maybe he'd be better if he wasn't freestylin' because that was pretty bad for the most part lol.

Well since BD obviously isn't the best rapper in the NBA, then who is?? A.I.?? Shaq?? Ron Artest (lol)?? Nope! Kobe-muthafuckin'-Bryant! Now, if you'll hold your laughs for a second and give me a chance to explain. Most of you remember Kobe's rap career for this shit with Tyra Banks (damn that flow is so '98-'99 lol) which basically ethered both of their chances at ever being music artists (I remember watching this same performance when it came on TV, I think I have it on VHS too lol). He actually had other songs besides that one, but this one he had with Beanie Sigel and Black Thought called Philly Live really showed dude had some skills. Check it out real quick, he had the last verse and yeah I know the quality is shitty lol:

Kobe Bryant Feat. Beanie Sigel & Black Thought - Philly Live


Now tell me if ANYbody NOT in the NBA spit that shit niggas wouldn't say he ripped it. Oh well, too little to late now Kobe is working on being the best basketball player ever after being robbed for the last 2 or 3 MVP trophies lol.

If you wanna hear more NBA players trying to rap check out this interesting post by XXL.com. Now if only their magazine was as good as their website... lol.

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