The 2010 L.A.M.E. Awards

It's been a long time coming, but it's finally here, the 2010 L.A.M.E. Awards! I wasn't able to do the video like I had hoped, but I was able to get the podcast done, so without further ado, the L.A.M.E. Awards for the year 2010!

(Side note: Don't worry, I wake up fully a few awards in.)

The L.A.M.E. Awards (Alt. Link)

Oh, and don't worry if you can't download or stream the audio, I have a list of all the winners below.

Lamest Sports Story
-The Reggie Bush Heisman scandal.
-The Cam Newton pay for play scandal.
-Everything involving LeBron James post-Decision.
-Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
-The Tiger Woods scandal aftermath.

WINNER: Any and everything involving Brett Favre.

Lamest Movie
-Vampires Suck (Trailer)
-Saw 3D (Trailer)
-The Switch (Trailer)
-Furry Vengeance (Trailer)
-Piranha 3D (Trailer)

WINNER: Vampires Suck

Lamest Trend
-Fox tails
-Lace front wigs
-Four Lokos
-Wooden Jesus pieces
-The Shake Weight

WINNER: Four Lokos

Lamest Celebrity Tweeter
-Lil Wayne (@liltunechi)
-Diddy (@iamdiddy)
-Rev. Run (@RevRunWisdom)
-Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian)
-Terrell Owens (@TerrellOwens)

WINNER: Lil Wayne

Lamest Miscellaneous Tweeter
-"Put 'team' in front of everything" person
-"TeamFollowBack" person
-"Retweet to reply" person
-"Announce who you're following/unfollowing" person
-"Tweet celebrities and though they never reply" person

WINNER: "TeamFollowBack" person

Lamest Miscellaneous Person
-"Put # signs in front everything whether it's on Twitter or not" person.
-"Free [insert jailed rapper]" person.
-Internet gangsta
-Local rapper spammer
-Ugly chick with an attitude

WINNER: Internet gangsta

Lamest Hair (Female)
-Rihanna
-Chrisette Michele
-Amber Rose
-Cassie
-Kalenna of Dirty Money

WINNER: Rihanna

Lamest Hair (Male)
-Bishop Eddie Long
-Andrei Kirilenko
-Justin Bieber
-Nokio
-Anybody with a mohawk still

WINNER: Bishop Eddie Long

Lamest New Artist
-Roscoe Dash
-Cali Swag District
-Waka Flocka
-Lil B
-YG

WINNER: Lil B

Lamest Title for an Album or Mixtape
-"Flockaveli" by Waka Flocka
-"The Laxative" by Mack Maine
-"Cocaine Waitress" by Diamond
-"Indrupence Day" by Dru Hill
-"Burrrprint 2" by Gucci Mane

WINNER: "The Laxative" by Mack Maine

Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
-Sheek - Donnie G
-Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
-Young Jeezy - Trap Or Die II
-Plies - You Need People Like Me 2
-Waka Flocka - Flockaveli

WINNER: Tie: Plies' You Need People Like Me 2 & Waka Flocka - Flockaveli

Lamest Beef
-Brian Pumper vs. Fabolous
-Soulja Boy vs. Fabolous
-MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z
-Lil Kim vs. Nicki Minaj
-Raz B vs. Chris Brown

WINNER: Raz B vs. Chris Brown

Lamest Song
-"Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
-"Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District
-"Rob Myself" by Plies
-"Hope She Cheats On You With A Basketball Player" by Marsha Ambrosius
-"Everything he's dropped since getting out of prison" by Shyne

WINNER: "Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy

Lamest Rapper
-Soulja Boy
-Waka Flocka
-T.I.
-The Game
-Shyne

WINNER: Soulja Boy

Lame Of The Year
-Soulja Boy
-Kat Stacks
-Montana Fishburne
-Brian Pumper
-Raz B
-Fantasia
-Bishop Eddie Long

WINNER: Soulja Boy

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How Wack Is This??

Sit down peoples we have to talk about this whole B2K, molestation shit right the fuck now! ...Okay not RIGHT now, but after you see the newest video of Raz-B apologizing for saying Chris Stokes made his ass hurt (that you should have already seen today considering I got online for the first around 10pm and I've already seen it like 4 times lol):


Look, this shit is fuckin' crazy right now and I just wanna go on record as saying this shit retarded as hell! Obviously this nigga was either forced to make this video or paid (since this whole thing was about money anyway). Now, whether he was forced was by Bloods, some of Chris Stokes' people who actually like getting their ass hurt, or both is beyond me lol. I don't even know what to say about this mess man I'm just really tired of it. Fuck it, I'm done! Don't expect to see anymore shit on Raz, Chris Stokes, or any of their homo operation lol.

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Ray J - Settle The Score (Chris Stokes Diss)

I dunno what Ray J really has to do with this, but he actually has a diss record aimed at Chris Stokes on that dreadful Unkut mixtape of his. Now, you guys get a chance to hear the terribleness of Unkut right here lol. Check it out:

Ray J - Settle The Score


LMAO!! Damn Ray J is so bad! LMAO!!

For more on this homo Chris Stokes shit go HERE and you can read a letter Raz-B's brother wrote to illseed. Other than that I'm done with this shit because Hov is leaving Def Jam official so I'm posting on that next.

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Raz-B Puts Out Chris Stokes For Making His Ass Hurt

Some of you might be wondering why I went so hard with the blogs today and this is why: I woke up this morning to hear that Chris Stokes had been molesting all those B2K niggas and Raz-B was talking about it so I wanted time to figure out how I was gonna post this shit, how much I was gonna write, whether I was gonna makes a joke out of it, and I wanted it to be the last thing I posted for the day. I guess you're gonna have to keep reading to see lol.

Honestly, I feel bad for all of the B2K and T.U.G. artist that got touched and also anybody that every has BUT I'm sorry this shit is fuckin' funny! Aww man I got a good laugh out of this shit here! I mean Chris Stokes being a pedophile isn't funny (more so gross), but the way these niggas went about spreading the news is fuckin' hilarious!

First of all, why did they think it'd be a good idea to expose Chris now?? I mean there's nothing really to be gained by putting him on blast publicly, is there?? Its not like Marques Houston or Omarion or moving big units and Chris is sitting back getting caked up like Matthew Knowles. So why do this?? And if you were gonna do it, why make the shit this funny?? Man, when Raz-B said, “I didn’t like it, my ass hurt,” how could ANYONE resist laughing at that shit??? LMAO!! This nigga said his ass hurt on camera! No no homo, pause, or nothing!

Then Raz's brother Ricky Romance (probably not the best time to go by that name lol) gets on camera arguing with Chris Stokes on the phone and Chris says, “That was years ago, I’m not like that anymore, I don’t do that…I just don’t do that in my life anymore.” LMAO!! Man this shit is too hilarious I'm sorry.

Another thing that was funny was that Raz said he was 11 or 12 and didn't know any better so he let him molest him. Maybe its just me, but when I was 11-12 I was in like 6th grade and actively pursuing any kind of PUSSY I could get at. Now, of course I didn't get any back then but I used to watch Real Sex, Howard Stern, and any movie that came on HBO that said it had nudity lol. I aint saying that's a good thing but what I'm trying to say is damn I was smart enough to know that a dude shouldn't be touching, rubbing, or inserting anything in me lol. C'mon now seriously lol. I could see if he was like 5 or 6, but 11 or 12?? I dunno whatever I wasn't there (thank goodness) so I dunno.

People always said Raz-B looked gay, but Chris Stokes always looked suspect as fuck...guess I was right lol. Welp this is officially the end of all their careers so I hope they are happy lol.

Here's the videos I was referring to if you haven't seen them for some reason:

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