The Winners & Losers Of Hip Hop Honors The Dirty South

Tonight was VH1's Hip Hop Honors where they honored the Dirty South...kinda. Lets do this!

Winners: Miami booty bass; Luke; Kid Rock; DJ Laz; Power 96; Pitbull; Trick Daddy Dollaz; Eddie Griffin; J. Prince; Willie D; The Game; Do Or Die; Drake; UGK; Bun B; Jonah Hill; Jermaine Dupri; Lil Jon; Bow Wow; Master P; Taraji P. Henson's ass; Silkk The Shocker still being alive; Mystikal; Mystikal's hat; T.I.; Gucci Mane; Bone Crusher's gut; Ying Yang Twins; Craig Robinson; Timbaland; congestion; Missy Elliott; Kelly Rowland's body; Chamillionaire; Donald Glover; Being so horny; Fresh Kid Ice of 2 Live Crews' arm; Asher Roth.

Losers: Craig Robinson's stamina (nigga had done tired himself out before he went into his first joke lol); Luke's teeth; Luke's dancer (them hoes was tired halfway through the first song); Drake's stage performance; Kriss Kross; Da Brat; whoever allowed JD to allow Dem Franchize Boyz to perform; Bow Wow (he didn't even get to do any of his own songs); Diddy's grill; Diddy's lip synching; Romeo reading the teleprompter; Mia X; Fiend; Silkk The Shocker lip synching; Gucci Mane (they let him perform Wasted?? Really??); Trina; Brandy's outfit; Keri Hilson's vocals; Magoo; David Banner's facial hair; Slim Thug; Paul Wall's flow; Mike Jones; Lil Flip; 2 Live Crew (more like 2 Old Crew now); Sleepy Brown; nail polish; Asher Roth's outfit; Miami; DJ Khaled; Trina again; Flo Rida; Rick Ross; minks; Pitbull; VH1 (how you gonna end HIP-HOP Honors with Reggaeton?); Memphis.

Okay, now, I totally understand some people might have declined, but if that was the case, then they should have just shortened the show. The first hour was all-time great, but the second hour bordered on all-time bad, especially the last segment where Miami was honored for the third time! Let me get this straight, Miami gets 3 segment, Atlanta gets 3 segments, but Memphis doesn't even get mentioned?? What the fuck?? That last segment was a travesty, I mean, why were we honoring that shit anyway?? Because of this, I'm gonna continue this post tomorrow with a brand new "Top 10 Unanswered Questions From Hip Hop Honors: The Dirty South" podcast! See you then!

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Random News Shit

1) Chilli Looking Men For New VH1 Reality Show
Boy, VH1 doesn't veer from the formula do they??

Isn't this actually kinda sad though?? I mean has it really gotten to the point where Chilli wants to "find a man" through VH1, who is currently 0 for 162 launching successful relationships?? I feel especially bad because Chilli was my first crush back in the day. I loved her. And now this. Now she may just be doing it to promote her new album (and of course by "may" I mean "is"), but come on Chill!

On a brighter note, I'd like to throw "The Meat To My Chilli" and "Flavor of Chilli" in the VH1 suggestion box for possible show titles.

2) Nicki Minaj Officially Signs With Young Money
Well what the hell was she waiting for?? She's been on their "albums we're gonna title and start recording but never release" list for months now lol.

Oh yeah, are we really still calling the only female artist on a label "the First Lady of [insert record label]"?? Its 2009, I feel like we should've come up with a more creative name than that by now. Then again, "2009" and "creative" probably shouldn't be used in the same sentence when the topic is music.

3) Erin Andrews To Appear On Oprah Sept. 11th
The video coming out was a nightmare?? How could something that meant so much for some guys be considered a nightmare?? lol. I'm just joking of course... but then again I'm kinda not because how else would Erin Andrews expect to appear on Oprah?? I don't think the people who book guests for Oprah's show were necessarily looking for sideline reporters for the show. If they were I think Rachel Nichols would've been the first call.

(Side note: Did you know there was a website dedicated to hot sideline reporters?? Well there is! Its called SidelineHotties.com and I could see this website blowing up in a major way in a few years.)

4) 'Bad Boys 3' Being Developed By Columbia
Excellent. Needs to be done. I hope this is true. No, I PRAY this is true!! Will and Martin reportedly haven't signed on to the project yet, but then again, the script isn't even set lol.

5) L.A. Fashion Designer Sentence To 59 Years To Life
This is the sentence all convicted rapists should get. You have dudes who raped little kids doing 3 or 4 years and getting out to prey on more children. In my opinion, if you rape a child you should automatically get life. End of story. I mean seriously, what is locking them up for 3 or 4 years doing?? Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla spoke on this on Adam's podcast back in July and said jail is like college for rapists and how they didn't see how sending a rapist their for a few years would make them less likely to rape again. It was good stuff.

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Jimmy Wants REALITY!

I had to finish off this morning strong and what's a better way to do that than with a Jim Jones rant?? Exactly! Some people were mad at him for this, but it makes perfect sense to me. Why the fuck are y'all (VH1) trying to set up some staged shit?? That's retarded, and nobody wants to see that unless everybody's in on the joke except for Flavor Flav.

One of these dickhead VH1 producers should go pick up Jimmy's A Day In The Fast Life DVD and learn that you don't have to stage shit to get hilarious scenarios out of this man. If you haven't seen that DVD, you should go to your bootleg man (or site) and cop it or click the link and buy it because its very entertaining to say the least lol.


Did you all that money?? If you have stacks like that, you should probably invest in a money counting machine since I'm sure it won't set you back that much lol.

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