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Showing posts with label PinkyXXX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PinkyXXX. Show all posts

October 26, 2012

Pinky Speaks On Potential Porno With Mystikal


Interesting. I pray it doesn't happen, but interesting.

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February 04, 2012

Pinky Does NOT Have AIDS!


For the record, I wasn't dumb enough to believe the rumor to begin with, just like I didn't believe it when they said Brian Pumper had it. Pinky is one of the only pornstars to actually use condoms in her movies and it would be retarded for her to be fucking regular dudes raw. It would also be selfish as hell, but that's another story. But yeah, Pinky does NOT have HIV or AIDS so stop saying that dumb shit.

(Side note: Pinky may not have AIDS, but she sure does have a thick ass hand lol. I still love you though Pinky!!!)

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August 19, 2011

PinkyXXX - Backbone Mini-Movie/Music Video


Bravo! Bravo!

Fuck "Bridesmaids," this is hands down the funniest movie of 2011 thus far. The 15 MPH chase/shoot out scene that start things off, the outfit changes while healing his bullet wounds at home with rubbing alcohol and a rag (I especially liked her having a whole nurse outfit but no scissors to cut the thread and having to resort to biting the string after she finished applying the stitches), the mistimed door slam on the way to his "last job," the fact they she'll be his "backbone" but won't introduce him to her family (Really, he didn't know that was your sister he just killed?), the fact that he thought it'd be a good idea to do another job after his "last job" that she set up not even 24 hours after being pissed at him for deciding go through with said "last job" despite bringing home a bag full of money, and of course the lone police officer who presumably taped off the crime scene and is now on crowd control by himself as the dead body lays on the stairs. Simply magnificent.

The only disappointment is that the song didn't end with Crystal Lucas singing "I'll be your backbone until you kill my sister and her boyfriend, then I'll have to be the one that sets you up to be killed." Oh well, that's only a minor disappointment in a timeless classic.

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May 29, 2011

Pinky - Fuck You Pay Me Video


Hold up, hold up, hold the fuck up. Who is dude with the Pres. Obama face "I got change" chain?? How is that okay? This was actually the best Pinky song thus far, but now it is all null and void due to this random act of niggery.

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May 15, 2011

Pinky - Cut The Check


"They call me Pinky, Pinky. My wrist is blingy, blingy." Damn, Pinky can't rap for shit, but the love the fuck out of her regardless lol.

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April 11, 2011

Some Nigga Featuring PinkyXXX


Feel free to fast forward to 1:26 when Pinky's verse starts.

"I think just like a nigga so the homies call me she-bro..." Word?

Despite that 16 being weak as hell, Pinky's ass did look magically delicious in those lace pants. Might have to pull up some vintage Pinky shit tonight because of that.

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September 30, 2010

C'mon Son 18


C'mon son! I forgot Will Smith even had an older son. That nigga looks weird, ain't it??

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April 30, 2010

Pinky Speaks On Her Weight Gain ...Kinda


I wish niggas would stop dancing around it and just ask how what happened when she went from skinny to thick to just fat. Why are we talking about her weight gain from skinny to thick, and not from thick to fat, DJ Vlad??

Whatever, she looks mighty fine in this video. Now that she's slimming back down, maybe she'll jump back in the porn game full force?? I'd be happy to have her. Lord knows those big girl scenes from 2008-09 were brutal to watch...well except for "Squirt Fest" with Stacie Lane and T.C. (Talkin' Cuh aka Wesley Pipes)! That's a classic! Then again, I think that came out this year so she's not as big in it.

(And yes, "Squirt Fest" is playing in the background as I write this lol.)

Anyway, here's another part of Pinky's VladTV interview that I found interesting:


Wait a minute, she said her dad is lock up, right?? But didn't she say he loved Cherokee D'Ass and "skips" over her scenes right after that?? They got DVD players in prison now?? Besides the whole "no women" and "dry anal rape" thing, this prison shit doesn't sound so bad now-a-days lol.

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February 18, 2010

Pornstar Pinky Turns To Rap & I Wonder If We Could Turn Her Back??


Seriously, what the fuck?? If for some reason you didn't think Hip-Hop was in the crapper, look no further.

Aight, now cameraman, get a tight zoom on my face, I got something important to say:

Pinky, why are you doing this to me?? You've brought me so much joy (and pleasure) in my days, but in the past year or 2, you've done nothing but disappoint me. First you got fat and started making wack pornos, and now you're trying to be a rapper. Why?? What did I ever do to you, Pinky?? No, seriously, what did I do to deserve this?? You went from being one of the hottest chicks in the porn game to a fat wannabe rapper. This saddens my life.

Here's what I'm gonna need you to do Pinky:

1) Put the microphone down.
2) Take your right foot, pull it behind, let it go, and kick the microphone out of your vicinity.
3) Hit the gym.
4) Hit the gym some more.
5) Go buy a camera and some baby oil.
6) Rent a house out in L.A.
7) Find Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, or some of those porno dudes.
8) And make a fuckin' movie!

Is that so much to ask for?? I didn't think so! C'mon son, fuck outta here with this rapping bullshit and get back to the porn!

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September 03, 2009

Damn Pinky Fell Off



Well in actuality she fell off a few years ago, but damn she's just not looking great at all right now. Talking about her porn past is fine, but I hope she doesn't try to get in front of the camera anymore lol. You can call me a hater all you want but its definitely time for some behind the scenes work for Pinky.

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May 18, 2009

Random News Shit: Hip-Hop News Edition

R.I.P. Dolla
1) Rapper Dolla Shot And Killed In L.A.
Now, I'm not gonna sit here and lie like I was a fan of dude's music, but its always tragic to a young person killed no matter what. R.I.P. Dolla.

2) Yung Joc Needs 72 Stitches After Being Attacked By Katt Williams Coked Up Dog??
You have GOT TO click that link and read those "tweets." I'm still not convinced it really happened, but its fuckin' hilarious! On a side note, why is DMX back on coke?? Didn't this nigga just get out last week?? That man is a sad, sad case. Shout out to the real BAWSE for putting me up on game lol.

3) 'Only Built 4 Cuban Links II' Set For Aug. 11th Release

Its about time! I can't WAIT for this album! I hope it stays put at that date because I think Raekwon might have a classic on his hands.

4) Twista Deads Rumors Of Impregnating Pornstar Pinky
SMH @ anybody actually believing something that originated on MediaFakeOut had any possibility of being true lol. Knowing them niggas, they probably saw her somewhere and noticed how fat she has gotten and figured she was pregnant. Sad.

On another note, Pinky needs to get back in shape and get back to work!

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