October 20, 2009
Random New Shit
What the fuck is going on?? Didn't Meth just get popped for not paying his taxes like last week?? Now its coming out that my man Nas owes $2,584,206.31 (and really does the government REALLY need the 31 cent??) for not paying taxes in 2006 and 2007.
I know most celebs hire people to take care of their money for them, but c'mon son, y'all gotta make sure your taxes are done! Uncle Sam see's no race when he wants his damn money.
Speaking of Nas, what ever happened to that album with Damien Marley??
2) Just Blaze Confirms Working On Relapse 2
Wow, this ought to be interesting. I'm trying to imagine it, but I can't even put together how Eminem is gonna sound on a Just Blaze beat lol. I don't know if he's gonna get some slow, soulful shit like Just gave Jay-Z for Blueprint 1, or some of the more uptempo stuff he gave Joe Budden in '03?? I can't wait to hear what they cook up.
3) Stephon Marbury To Sit Out 2009-10 Season
Negro, you played in just 47 games from 2007-2009 (and not because of injury), what do you need to "shut everything down" for?? Lets keep it funky Steph, nobody is trying to bring you in. Of course you did pretty much nothing in your stint with the Celtics last year, but if Allen Iverson had a hard time finding a team and had to settle for Memphis, I KNOW no teams were checking for you. C'mon son! Keep it real!
4) WNBA's Detroit Shock Moving To Tulsa
This is just sad. I think it says more about the state of the WNBA than it does the city of Detroit. Nobody wants to watch girls play basketball, that's just the bottomline.
Friend of the B.S. Report, Kevin Wildes, actually had some pretty good ideas to keep people interested in the WNBA like shortening the goals so the ladies could dunk. The things he said made sense, so later on after work I'll go try to find it and post it up.
March 17, 2009
Pregnant Candace Parker On ESPN The Magazine
Anyway, judging by this picture, she's been pregnant for awhile now. We didn't find out until January, but that stomach is more than 2 months. That's fine though because like I said before, she is married so she can do whatever the hell she wants to do, even with that funny lookin' nigga she's with (and also even though you know the WNBA is still pissed about this whole pregnancy situation with their biggest star).
Check out the video of the photoshoot after the jump.
Now, it could just be me, but she doesn't look that happy. Maybe she's tired. Or maybe she realized she's really in love with me and not that martian lookin' nigga she got at home lol.
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January 07, 2009
Candace Parker Is Pregnant
I'm still trying to figure out how that funny looking nigga Shelden Williams pulled her, but now we know at least one thing he didn't pull: Out. lol. It doesn't matter they are married now anyway, but at least we know why they ran off to elope now. I had plans for us Candace. Big plans! But you screwed all that up now! I hope you're happy lol.
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October 03, 2008
Rookie Of The Year Candace Parker To Win MVP Also
We all knew she was ballin', but damn! After being the unanimous choice for WNBA Rookie of the Year earlier today, reports came out of the L.A. Times that she has won the league's MVP award also. That's crazy! This hasn't happened in professional basketball since Wes Unseld in 1969! And that's another MVP for the city of L.A. as Kobe also won his first earlier.
In her first season, Parker averaged 18.5 points per game, shot 52.3% from the field, 2.3 blocks, and led the league in rebounds with 9.5 a game. In addition to becoming the first WNBA player to win ROY and MVP in the same season, she was also the first to dunk in back to back games. Oh, and did I mention she was also involved in a fight?? lol. Lets just hope she doesn't go all Chamique Holdsclaw on us lol.
On another note, you know what is truly sad?? That I barely found this story as it was the 10th and last story listed on ESPN's homepage. That's under a story about Amare Stoudemire being poked in the eye and directly under a story about former NFL RB Lawrence Phillips getting 10 years in prison. Seriously, Lawrence Phillips?? Who the fuck cares about Lawrence Phillips?? When is the last time that nigga even played a game in the league?? And that story was more important than Candace Parker making history?! Sad.
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July 23, 2008
Girl Fight!
Speaking of "Girl Fight", what ever happened to Brooke Valentine?? Wow! lol.
Anyway, when I first read the headline that there was a "brawl" in a WNBA I was like WTF?? First of all because it was the 3rd story on ESPN.com underneath Brett Favre trade talks (understandable) and Josh Children signing with some team in Greece (who the fuck cares???) but its all good because it turns out that it wasn't shit. I love a good girl fight, but ain't no titties come out or nothin'! And I don't think its a successful girl fight unless at least one titty pops out lol. Oh well., its worth watching anyway...oh and please get off Rick Mahorn's case, he did NOT push Lisa Leslie down on purpose lol.
Then again I guess this was alright for the first fight in league history. Lets work on getting those titties out next time ladies (mainly Candace Parker's lol).
April 09, 2008
Damn, The WNBA Don't Waste No Time!
Shit! The women's tournament just ended last night and the WNBA is already having their draft lol. I mean I know they're season starts over the summer, but damn lol. They could've waited a week or so or at least let Tennessee get a day or 2 to celebrate their title lol.
Anyway, of course Candace Parker was the #1 pick and is going to play with Lisa Leslie in Los Angeles. Now, I don't watch the WNBA, but I'm pretty sure they're gonna win the title this year with Lisa coming back from maternity leave. [DRAFT BOARD]





