Mary J. Blige's Unaired Burger King Commercials

*Scraps all Mary J. Blige/crispy chicken wrap video ideas.*

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The King Has Left The Building

How do you fire your own mascot? Ask Burger King because they've decided to let go of The Burger King and go in a different direction with their ads. You know, because whenever you have a super popular mascot it only makes sense to get rid of it.

R.I.P. The Burger King.

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The Whopper Sacrifice Gets Sacrificed

Sad news people, Facebook has disabled the Whopper Sacrifice app so if you haven't got your coupon for your tasty Whopper then you're out of luck...and possibly about to delete 10 friends for nothing. Bullshit, I didn't even get a chance to delete anyone :-(. Well here's the Sacrifice's closing remarks:

Facebook has disabled Whopper Sacrifice after your love for the Whopper sandwich proved to be stronger than 233,906 friendships. Via WhopperSacrifice.com

How gay is that?? Facebook, please do not because like MySpace.

Anyway, speaking of fast food, I went to McDonald's tonight and did you know that the double cheese burger was not on the Dollar Menu anymore?? Yeah, I know, bullshit! Its now $1.19 and replaced on the Dollar Menu by something called the "McDouble." The difference between the double cheese burger and McDouble, you ask?? The double cheese burger has 2 pieces of cheese while the McDouble has but one (as explained to me by my dear friend Tah). Incredible. Incredible how full of whale shit McDonald's is! That is fuckin' petty as fuck lol. Sad.

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Whopper Sacrifice: Delete 10 Facebook Friends, Get a Free Whopper!

Delete 10 Facebook "friends" and get a free Whopper?? Are you serious?? I DARE anybody to come up with a better promotional campaign than this! Go ahead, try it! That's right you can't!

Now the question is: Are you willing to cut ties and sacrifice 10 of your fair-weather Facebook friends for the delicious yumminess of a Whopper?? But here's the kicker: The 10 you delete will be noticified that they've been sacrificed by you for a Whopper. Ooh, this is so freakin' tempting! Why couldn't this be on MySpace?? I mean, I know they fell off, but it would be so much easier to get rid of those people because who really talks to their 500 friends?? The MySpace equivalent would be "Delete 150 friends, get a free Whopper!" lol.

Anyway, if you're willing to make the Whopper Sacrifice click here and add the Facebook app at the bottom. Or just go straight to the app on the 'Book by clicking here. Over 200,000 friends have already been sacrificed! Let me know if you do it lol.

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