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Showing posts with label Aubrey O'Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aubrey O'Day. Show all posts

August 05, 2009

Aubrey O'Day - Party All The Time (feat. Shanel)

Rock on Aubrey, rock on
She said it was coming the other day and here it is.


Just as terrible as I thought it'd be. I'm telling you, there's really nothing you can do to make this track hot lol. I gotta say I love the way they went straight lazy and didn't even change "my girl likes to party all the time" to "my boy like to party all the time." That opens up the idea of some girl-on-girl which stands alone as the sole positive to the recording of this song.

Oh, and my challenge still stands to all the rappers out there. More on that in a minute.

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Aubrey O'Day Records 'Party All The Time' Cover

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August 04, 2009

Random News Shit: Idicracy 101 Edition

I love random news and I love idiots, so why not combine the 2?? Exxxactly!



1) Jobless graduate sues her college for $70,000
Bitch please! Get in line, I got plenty of jobless friends who have college degrees. Here's a question: Where did she get the $70,000 to pay for Munroe College?? Was it financial aide or did she spend money out of her own pocket?? If it came out of her pocket, why in the FUCK would you spend $70,000 to go to some rinky dink college in the Bronx?? Hell, if it came from financial aide why in the FUCK would you spend $70,000 to go to some rinky dink college in the Bronx?? One thing we're sure wasn't taught at the infamous Munroe College was common sense.

2) Aubrey O'Day Records 'Party All The Time' Cover
Memo to Aubrey: If the original song sounded terrible, a cover of it most likely won't sound any better. Matter of fact, I'd put money on this being a 4 minute piece of bull turd. This shit be great!

On another note, I actually have the original 1985 Party All The Time instrumental so if any of you inspiring rappers wanna prove to me you got skills, hit me up on Twitter and I'll send you the beat. If you can make it sound hot I'll feature your music on my website! The ball is in your court lol.

3) Chilean police find suitcases made of cocaine
Damn, these drug smugglers are getting creative! First the cocaine cast, and now the cocaine suitcase. What ever happened to the good ol' days when you had to shove it up the ass?? Now that took dedication.

Anyway, this story got me thinking, what if they had a whole line of things made out of cocaine and had one of those Billy Mays infomercials?? How funny would that be?? I say instant classic.


4) Florida man loses winning lottery ticket worth $500,000
Awwww damn! You know damn well that cashier nigga got that old dude for his lotto ticket. Here's the thing though, if you were the cashier wouldn't you have done the same thing?? I mean, $500,000 plus an careless old guy doesn't equal jack move to you?? Well it does to me.

5) Woman busted with $13,000 in meth in bra
Good news, this didn't happen in Florida!

Question: Is Georgia the new Florida of stupid crimes??

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February 15, 2009

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Aubrey's Playboy Spread

Ho'Day We Love U!!
Welp if you needed more proof that Danity Kane was over, look no further. I gotta admit though, these are some nice pics and that's coming from a guy that doesn't fuck with Playboy. And you know what else?? Aubrey has a freakin' nice ass! She was always by D. Woods so who would've knew?? lol. Enjoy.


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January 27, 2009

MTB4 Season 3 Trailer


New season starts Feb. 5th at 9pm (yes, that is just next week). Finally I have something to watch on Thursdays lol. I hope it ain't one of those bullshit 4-6 episode seasons either.

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January 05, 2009

Aubrey Really Did Pose For Playboy!

Well we had suspected it back in November, but now its confirmed and she'll be in the March issue. Sweet!

"Aubrey's making about $500,000 to drop trou (pose naked). For that kind of money, she was like 'Why not?'"

I don't blame her I mean her career is already winding down so getting $500,000 to do anything is a plus. Anyway, I'll be waiting for these (even though we already pretty much know what her tits look like).

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November 30, 2008

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Aubrey O'Day Does Playboy??

I read this while we were headed to GA the other day and when I told my cousin about it we sadly weren't one bit surprised. Maybe that give some validity to the reasons Diddy kicked her out of DK.

Anyway, we all knew this was coming one day and I personally can't wait! Hey, you know what I realized when I started to write this post?? Every post I've done about Aubrey has been in SGGP lol. Crazy, right?? Welp we're 3 for 3 now, and if this story is true, we'll be 4 for 4 soon lol.

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April 16, 2008

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Aubrey's Nipples!!

Thank goodness for paparazzi!! Now, I'm not the biggest fan of teeny-tiny nipples (especially when they're on big titties lol), but for some reason I think I'd overlook that if Aubrey let me hit it lol.

With the way Diddy was gettin' in Aubrey's ass about her hair on the first episode of MTB4 last season, I'm sure this doesn't make him too happy. Whether that's a good or bad thing, I don't know lol.

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January 23, 2008

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Aubrey O'Day

Bossip generally doesn't know what the hell they're talking about and the subject of Aubrey O'Day is no different. I'm gonna keep it real, Aubrey is holding shit down on these pics and is definitely looking fuckable lol. As is the case with the majority of my Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnants, the only way you don't like these pics are if you're gay or an ugly and/or fat bitch lol.

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