Wow. My mind has been blown. Very rare, must collect!
Speaking of things you must collect, Lil B's new mixtape Crime Fetish dropped today! Fuck Thanksgiving, ThanksyouBasedGod!
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November 22, 2012
KeKe The Adopted Tabby Cat Drops First Single!
November 03, 2012
Kevin Durant Keeps Ducking Lil B On The Court
Just fast forward to 3:40 and hear about how afraid Kevin Durant is of Lil B on the basketball court. Yeah, Kevin Durant can do this, but he's never played the Based God aka the best point guard on the West coast (Chris Paul included).
February 06, 2012
Lil B - I Own Swag (David Banner Diss)
Too bad honest, Lil B is neither talented nor competent enough to really diss someone, but I guess this technically can be considered a diss record to David Banner. I doubt Banner will respond though (well on wax at least).
Fuck all that shit though, I'm more concerned with Lil B naming his new digital weedplate God's Father. What's wrong with this nigga for real for real? Welp, you know that's gonna be nominated for a 2012 L.A.M.E. Award.
January 02, 2012
FiyahMuZik.com's Top & Bottom 10's Of 2011
Top 10 Albums Of 2011
I love Jay-Z and I love Kanye, but I'm not gonna even sit here and front like The R.E.D. Album wasn't the illest album released last year.
2. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't love it after the first listen, but clearly I was tripping because this shit is GREAT! And it produced one of the best all around songs of the year in Niggas In Paris. What more could you ask for?
3. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel
I never looked at Hell: The Sequel as an EP because it was easily better than 95% of LPs released in 2011. Eminem and Royce together is just unfair.
4. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition
It took forever to come out, but I couldn't be happier with the final product. Yeah, it has way too many features, but TM103 is jammin' like hell.
5. Kendrick Lamar - Section.80
I can't say enough about what Kendrick Lamar brings to the tables lyrically, dude is just fucking ill.
6. Drake - Take Care
You can say Drake is soft all you want, but you're lying to yourself if you say Take Care is a good fucking album.
7. Childish Gambino - Camp
I started to not give Donald Glover a chance solely based on his terrible, terrible rap name, but this Camp album is impressive. He was trying too hard to sound like Kanye and Eminem on a few tracks, but the overall product was dope.
8. Snoop Dogg - Doggumentary
Don't sleep on Snoop because this is his 64th album, Doggumentary is a good as shit. A few fillers, but mostly dope ass music.
9. Wale - Ambition
There's still something about Wale's flow that I don't love, but Ambition is like 1000x better than Attention Deficit.
10. Styles P - Master Of Ceremony
SP is definitely on the top of his game on Master Of Ceremony.
Bottom 10 Albums Of 2011
I still have no idea what the fuck Lil B is rapping for.
2. Gucci Mane - The Return Of Mr. Zone 6
Same goes for Gucci Mane.
3. Pastor Troy - Still Troy
And Pastor Troy.
4. Blu - Jesus
I heard Blu was supposed to be some good, but this album definitely was far from it. I had no clue what the hell was going on on this shit from start to finish.
5. Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka - Ferrari Boyz
Just like Watch The Throne, only without the good music.
6. Cali Swag District - The Kickback
I'm not gonna say I'm happy one of the members of Cali Swag District got murdered, but I am happy this will likely be the last one of their album I'll have to suffer through.
7. LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking
Sadly, these clowns are considered rappers. I knew this shit would suck when I saw will.i.am's crazy ass executive produced it.
8. New Boyz - Too Cool To Care
How did these niggas get a 2nd album? Let's make sure it all ends here.
9. Project Pat - Loud Pack
I fuck with Project Pat, but he can't rap for shit.
10. Lupe Fiasco - Lasers
Sigh.
Top 10 Mixtapes Of 2011
This is almost unfair because this could've been released as K.R.I.T.'s debut album, the music is that good. Let's all just pray he's not wasting all of his good songs on mixtapes and has no steam left for the actual album like J. Cole.
2. Fabolous - The Soul Tape
I love Fab, but this very well may be the illest project of his entire career. I fucking love The Soul Tape!
3. The Game - Hoodmorning (No Typo)
Wack title, great mixtape.
4. Ludacris - 1.21 Gigawatts
I'll overlook the Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka feature because the rest of the 'tape was so damn good.
5. Freddie Gibbs - Cold Day In Hell
Freddie Gibbs is just good, I don't know what else to say.
6. Willie The Kid - The Fly 2
I know not many folks are checking for Willie The Kid, but The Fly 2 is ill.
7. Fred The Godson - City Of God
Freddie Gibbs, Fred The Godson, is Fred the new "Ice" of rap names? Either way, City Of God was dope.
8. The Game - Purp & Patron: The Hangover
No, I'm not on The Game's dick, he just had a helluva year musically.
9. Jae Millz - Potent Music
It's a shame Millz is buried on the Cash Money/Young Money roster because Potent Music is probably the best project to come from them outside of Take Care.
10. 50 Cent - The Big Ten
I gotta give 50 Cent credit, I didn't think he had it in him. Oh, and I'm still happy he decided to change the cover.
Bottom 10 Mixtapes Of 2011
Not Lil B. Not Soulja Boy. Kreayshawn. Thank God majority of her 15 minutes of fame are up and it's looking increasingly unlikely we'll see a full studio album.
2. Lil B - Bitch Mob Respect Da Bitch
I thought it would be impossible to make music that sounds worse than this mixtape title, but Lil B showed me otherwise.
3. Soulja Boy - Smooky
I really don't know what this nigga is doing with his life.
4. Lil B - Black Flame
I don't even know what negative is left to say about Lil B.
5. Future - Streetz Calling
It's ironic he calls himself Future seeing how he has no future in music.
6. Soulja Boy - Juice
(See #4 and replace "Lil B" with "Soulja Boy.")
7. Lil B - Red Flame Devil Music Edition
(See #4.)
8. Soulja Boy - 1Up
(See #6.)
9. OJ Da Juiceman - Culinary Art School 2
I don't think "Da Juiceman" said more than 10 words during the entirety of this mixtape.
10. 2 Chainz - T.R.U. REALigion
With all the buzz 2 Chainz has gotten recently I forgot he was terrible at rapping. T.R.U. REALigion reminded me.
October 08, 2011
New Terrible Lil B Music To Not Enjoy
This isn't the first time this question has been asked about Lil B, but what the fuck is wrong with this nigga? I know he's only doing these weird shit for attention, but damn.
Anyway, I knew you didn't enjoy that one so much, I'll give you another new Lil B video after the jump. Get to cooking nigga!
I wonder if the person at XXL who thought it'd be a good idea to him on the freshmen cover has been fired yet?
September 11, 2011
Living Gonzo With Lil B
I was watching this the other day, and I must say, Lil B is truly one of the weirdest niggas in Hip-Hop history. I know I'm not breaking any news by saying that, but hell, it needed to be said again... and again... and again.
You wanna know how I know Lil B is a crazy person? Because if I told you I had a time machine and went 5 years in the future and said "Lil B formed a cult and they all killed themselves after letting him fuck their bitches" you would totally believe me. Don't lie, you would. That nig cray.
August 30, 2011
The 50 Worst Rap Album Fails
Personally, I would've liked to see Lil B's I'm Gay higher up on the list because it was being talked about everywhere and it seemed like every interviewer had to ask every rapper their opinion on it, then it came out and sold a pathetic 1,700 copies. Oh, and that's not to mention how many people thought him naming the album I'm Gay was a great marketing strategy. There were more articles written on I'm Gay than albums sold, it should've been in the top 20 at least.
(Side note: Speaking of Complex, it all isn't good over there as they also released a dick softened Top 50 Hottest Black Porn Stars Of All-Time list. I refuse to believe any straight men had anything to do with that random list of fuck shit. What straight man sees Skin Diamond and thinks "Damn, that no titty, no booty having chick with the Cassie hair is hot!"?? What straight man sees Caviar from For The Love Of Ray J fucking on film and thinks she has any porn skills? And on top of all that, names like Evanni Solei, Erika Vuiton, Melrose Foxxx, Kitten, Carmen Hayes, Baby Cakes, Beauty Dior, and (most egregiously) Jazmine Cashmere don't even appear on the list. Despicable!
Now, I understand it's a "hottest" list and not a "best" list, but you can't tell me Misti Stone is looks better than Evanni Solei. You just can't. And you know another thing you can't do? Convince me Complex didn't pick name out of a hat when creating this list.)
July 13, 2011
Did Lil B Just Spit The Worse Verse Of 2011??
Hey Hip-Hop, a can of suck ass has just been opened up on you!
Now don't get me wrong, Lil Wayne didn't exactly set the world on fire with his verse either (though it did get considerably better towards the end), but Lil B may have laid down the wackest verse of the year. The bar can't be lowered any further, the bar is on the damn ground right now just chillin' (or at least I don't think it can go any lowered but we still have 5 and a half months left for Lil B or Soulja Boy to make the bar penetrate the Earth's surface).
The gay community should be embarrassed and ashamed.
July 08, 2011
Lil B - Bill Bellamy
Lil B is to Hip-Hop what AIDS were to unprotected sex. If you think this is hot, or are a fan of Lil B, the world could really benefit from your untimely demise.
Hopefully the rumors are true that he only sold 1,700 copies of I'm Gay and that's why he decided to give it away for free so we can get this loser out of the game for good.
July 01, 2011
Lil B Drops I'm Gay
SOURCE
May 27, 2011
April 23, 2011
Random News Shit: All Over The Place Edition
And for you Heat haters out there, no he didn't get married to a dude, he got married to his GIRLfriend Adrienne Nicole Williams. I guess he doesn't really care about the gay rumors anyway because if he did he would've made a big deal out of this wedding. Hell, if people were questioning my sexuality I would've documented every second of the wedding and had it put on WorldStar under the title "Fiyah NOT Gay After All, Gets Married, Loves Pussy."
Well good for him, though I don't give a shit what he does as long as he keeps playing like he has been in the first round.
2) Antoine Dodson Arrested For Marijuana Possession
Literally everyone has made the "he should've been saying hide ya weed" joke, so I'll go in a different direction and ask why are we still wasting time arresting people for marijuana possession?? I don't smoke weed so I don't give a shit, but on the criminal hierarchy chart stoners are at the bottom, so why are we fucking with them? Just legalize the shit and lets move on with our collective lives.
Besides, worse things can happen to a gay guy than being thrown in jail.
3) Weird Al Yankovic New Album Drops June 21st
The album is called Apocalypse and will obviously feature the Lady Gaga parody Perform This Way that came out earlier this week. Check out the promo video:
This really has nothing to do with anything, but I wonder how much money Weird Al has?
4) Lil B Wants $10 Million To Sign With A Major Label
Good, now underground you shall remain.
April 17, 2011
Lil B Says His Album Will Be Called I'm Gay
Not that Lil B was to be taken seriously before this, but at this point you should take Lil B about as serious as you should take me when I'm playing my character Young Real Nigga. I understand he's trying to get that Lady Gaga money, but this probably isn't the best way to go about it.
You know what? Maybe it's time for Lil B to get the MC Hammer "comedy legend" title? Nah, he hasn't put in enough work to be called a legend, so how about just comedian? Yeah, that's it! From this day forth Lil B will be known as "Comedian Lil B." Done and done.
April 12, 2011
Lil B - Charlie Sheen
You can say what you want about Lil B, but I don't think anybody in the history of Rap has ever rapped in a circle better than him. He says the same thing 8, 9 times in one verse! Who else is spitting like that these days fam? Even 50 Tyson can't fuck with that!
Seriously though, I think we have another nominee for "Lamest Hook" for the 2011 L.A.M.E. Awards. I'm excited!
March 22, 2011
Lil B - Think I'm Based God
February 21, 2011
XXL 2011 Freshman Class Cover
Anyway, I'm fine with the cover this year with the exception of Lil Twist. I mean, not only doesn't he fit on the cover (he looks like he just Lil Mama'd this issue and jumped in the background), but he doesn't fit on this cover. He's the one with no buzz. Quick, name me one hot Lil Twist song. No, fuck that, just name me one Lil Twist song. You can't. Now, I won't say who should be on the cover, but Lil Twist definitely shouldn't.
January 04, 2011
The 2010 L.A.M.E. Awards
(Side note: Don't worry, I wake up fully a few awards in.)
Oh, and don't worry if you can't download or stream the audio, I have a list of all the winners below.
Lamest Sports Story
-The Reggie Bush Heisman scandal.
-The Cam Newton pay for play scandal.
-Everything involving LeBron James post-Decision.
-Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
-The Tiger Woods scandal aftermath.
WINNER: Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
Lamest Movie
-Vampires Suck (Trailer)
-Saw 3D (Trailer)
-The Switch (Trailer)
-Furry Vengeance (Trailer)
-Piranha 3D (Trailer)
WINNER: Vampires Suck
Lamest Trend
-Fox tails
-Lace front wigs
-Four Lokos
-Wooden Jesus pieces
-The Shake Weight
WINNER: Four Lokos
Lamest Celebrity Tweeter
-Lil Wayne (@liltunechi)
-Diddy (@iamdiddy)
-Rev. Run (@RevRunWisdom)
-Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian)
-Terrell Owens (@TerrellOwens)
WINNER: Lil Wayne
Lamest Miscellaneous Tweeter
-"Put 'team' in front of everything" person
-"TeamFollowBack" person
-"Retweet to reply" person
-"Announce who you're following/unfollowing" person
-"Tweet celebrities and though they never reply" person
WINNER: "TeamFollowBack" person
Lamest Miscellaneous Person
-"Put # signs in front everything whether it's on Twitter or not" person.
-"Free [insert jailed rapper]" person.
-Internet gangsta
-Local rapper spammer
-Ugly chick with an attitude
WINNER: Internet gangsta
Lamest Hair (Female)
-Rihanna
-Chrisette Michele
-Amber Rose
-Cassie
-Kalenna of Dirty Money
WINNER: Rihanna
Lamest Hair (Male)
-Bishop Eddie Long
-Andrei Kirilenko
-Justin Bieber
-Nokio
-Anybody with a mohawk still
WINNER: Bishop Eddie Long
Lamest New Artist
-Roscoe Dash
-Cali Swag District
-Waka Flocka
-Lil B
-YG
WINNER: Lil B
Lamest Title for an Album or Mixtape
-"Flockaveli" by Waka Flocka
-"The Laxative" by Mack Maine
-"Cocaine Waitress" by Diamond
-"Indrupence Day" by Dru Hill
-"Burrrprint 2" by Gucci Mane
WINNER: "The Laxative" by Mack Maine
Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
-Sheek - Donnie G
-Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
-Young Jeezy - Trap Or Die II
-Plies - You Need People Like Me 2
-Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
WINNER: Tie: Plies' You Need People Like Me 2 & Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
Lamest Beef
-Brian Pumper vs. Fabolous
-Soulja Boy vs. Fabolous
-MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z
-Lil Kim vs. Nicki Minaj
-Raz B vs. Chris Brown
WINNER: Raz B vs. Chris Brown
Lamest Song
-"Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
-"Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District
-"Rob Myself" by Plies
-"Hope She Cheats On You With A Basketball Player" by Marsha Ambrosius
-"Everything he's dropped since getting out of prison" by Shyne
WINNER: "Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
Lamest Rapper
-Soulja Boy
-Waka Flocka
-T.I.
-The Game
-Shyne
WINNER: Soulja Boy
Lame Of The Year
-Soulja Boy
-Kat Stacks
-Montana Fishburne
-Brian Pumper
-Raz B
-Fantasia
-Bishop Eddie Long
WINNER: Soulja Boy
May 07, 2010
Hellbound: Lil B "Look Like Jesus"
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