-Why does Charm School have a reunion anyway??
-Why is Lala hosting again?? They should get Wendy Williams or
somebody...damn that would be tight!
-Where is Krazy??
-Schatar looks TERRIBLE!
-Schatar has gotten chunky
-Becky has some big ass titties
-So does Cristal...damn!
-What the hell Courtney got on??
-Comedy isn't meant to be hurtful...unless I'm doin it ^_^
-Growing pains = you need to get better at comedy before you come on
tour & fuck up my shows lol.
-Damn Brooke has the WORST shape ever!....& yes she is the Whore of
Charm School.
-When can we see Shay's booty??
-that doesn't make you a whore...but it does make you extremely
whore-ish.
-I don't think Charm School will be on when Brooke has grandbabies lol. <<--joke!
-A flirt my ass
-Why is the crowd clappin??
-Yes, you DID basically just say white women were hoes
-Damn Becky has some big ass titties...still lol.
-Yeah I wouldn't want those titties on my shoulder either Mo lol.
-I woulda slapped that Mexican at the theft store lol.
-Saaphyri looks nice, but why is she coming on before Leilene, Shay, &
Larissa's ignorant ass??
-Why Toastee tryin so hard to smile?? She looks like a ghost lol.
-Wassup wit the bodies of armor in the background??
-Who's this homo in the crowd snappin his fingers (I told yall gay
people do that...yall can keep doin the dance if you please tho lol) wit
the short sleeve shirt, trucker hat, & scarf around the neck??
-Am I the only person glad to hear Saaphyri's didn't just blow her
money??
-Dean Keith always had more make-up on than everybody...well besides
Schatar.
-Damn Leilene would get it...even tho she does kinda resemble The
Joker.
-Damn they did keep disrespecting that girl Leilene lol.
-Why is Bootz so angry?? Look at her damn face she just look mad lol.
-I forgot Saaphyri said it sounded like Becky was starting some shit...&
to think she was gon give her half! lol.
-Damn Shay is fine! Plus she got that fresh Steve Harvey tape.
-Shay has a point
-Bootz is ignorant beyond repair lol.
-Bootz also looks terrible...she looks like Harry from Harry and the
Hendersons right now (Google it lol).
-Bootz was about to just let Shay get kicked out & then she gets mad becuz Shay told? Newflash you already stabbed her in the back, why shouldn't she tell ?? lol.
-I love how Mo'Nique just came out lol.
-My Lord! Bootz mom looks terrible...her head looks like Lindsay Lohan's
crotch.
-Well now we know how Bootz got so ignorant
-Damn man who impregnated this woman to make Bootz?? She looks so nasty!
lol.
-Maybe Bootz just can't hear...or possibly has A.D.D.
-Look at Becky's titties man! They look so supple
-Bootz will never make Rosa Parks proud lol.
-Damn look at Shay's legs! Sexy!
-Damn that was over fast lol.
July 10, 2007
Fiyah Notez: Charm School Reunion
July 01, 2007
Top Albums of 2007...So Far...
Welp we're half way thru 2007 & have made little to no progress as far
as whole albums is concerned...yes its sad but lets pray for a plentiful
2nd half!
Top 5 Albums of 2007...So Far...
1. Young Buck - Buck The WorldIts a sad day in hip-hop when the best album of the year so far its over a 4/5 but that is the case here. This is the only album I've bought this
whole year becuz it is tight but just not as good as his debut. 3.75/5
2. Fabolous - From Nothin To Somethin
Fab obviously isn't goin to get any better but at least this album is
better than the trainwreck that was 2004's "Real Talk." 3.5/5
3. Rich Boy - Rich Boy
He shoulda named the album "Polow Da Don" becuz without Polow's
involvement this would have been another ringtone rapper flop...no wait
it was another ringtone rapper flop! Unfortunately for Rich Boy he
actually had other good & a few borderline great songs besides "Throw
Some D's." Still give most of the credit to Polow's production which
this album's saving grace. 3.5/5
4. T-Pain - Epiphany
Honestly, I don't even know if this album was tight or not I just know
after listening to R. Kelly's album it couldn't have gotten any worse
lol. 3.5/5
5. Redman - Red Gone Wild: Thee Album
Reg was a little rusty but his album was still good enuff to make this
list. 3.5/5
Worst 5 Albums of 2007...So Far...
1. Shop Boyz - Rockstar Mentality
Well, well, well what can I say about this album that hasn't already
been said about Lindsay Lohan's pussy...I'll let yall finish that joke.
0/5
2. Pretty Ricky - Late Night Special
Just look at them...only one even has any talent, the others just jump
around like fools & scream on the records. 1.5/5
3. Baby Boy Da Prince - Across The Water
Didn't even need to listen to this one. 1.5/5
4. DJ Khaled - We The Best
No nigga "we" aint the best (or at least the "we" you assembled) so stop
sayin that! Man I done came up half my life listenin to Khaled on 99Jamz
& love his shit to def but this album really wasn't good...at all. I
hate to say so but I kinda saw this comin when the person who had the
best song on his last album (Kanye West) didn't show up this time.
Basically the only song worth listening to is the one with Beanie Sigel
murderin shit on a sick ass track...thaz pretty much it...& don't ask me
how they fucked up a song with Jadakiss, Trick Daddy, & The Game. 2.5/5
5. Huey - Notebook Paper
Huey went the ringtone rapper route but I had some hope for him seeing
that his lyrics weren't as terrible as others (i.e. Shop Boyz, Pretty
Ricky, etc.) but that was to no avail becuz we got the same result.
2.5/5
Dishonorable Mentions
R. Kelly - Double Up
Damn R-ruh! This shit was bad...I mean real bad BUT fortunately for him
at least 5 others did worse. There were a few good songs, but damn its
like he lost his idenity becuz there is hardly any slow jams on here,
just an abundance of ignorant songs (some of which he doesn't even
bother rhyming on). It really seems like instead of other young R&B cats
learning from him, he's tryin to learn from them...R. Kelly's ass is
trippin! 3/5
USDA - Cold Summer
I was expectin more from this album after hearin the song "Corporate
Thuggin" (well Jeezy's verse at least) & The Inspiration but nope it was
WACK! Back to the drawing board...or should I say "101." 3/5
Sa-Ra - The Hollywood Recordings
I don't even know what to say about this...I truly didn't know what was
goin on which is why I turned it off & deleted it...hopefully their
G.O.O.D. Music debut will actully have good music on it. N/A...I still
confused lol.
Top 5 Mixtapes of 2007...So Far...
1. The Game - Youknowhatitis Vol. 4
Of course Game wasn't gonna disappoint but damn he might out did himself
on this one! 4.75/5
2. Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothin
Pure genius! You really can't tell him nothin if he's gon keep puttin
out classic material. Can't wait til "Graduation" drops! 4.5/5
3. Tru Life - Tru York
I knew Tru was nice but he just solidified it becuz dude was spittin!
4.25/5
4. Styles P. - The Ghost Sessions
SP does it again! This was pure mixtape murder in the 1st degree.
4.25/5
5. Jadakiss - The Come Up
I can't decide what I liked more the mixtape or the DVD lol. 4/5
Honorable Mention
Trey Songz - The Ladies Choice
Trey needs to be respected becuz he embodies talent most R&B dudes could only dream to obtain...he's not a bad rapper either. But really though, what other R&B cats is droppin mixtapes?? 4/5
Worst Mixtapes of 2007...So Far...
Lil Wayne - Da Drought 3
If you like hearing rhymes about fuckin hoes, poppin pills, jewelry, and
allegedly being a Blood that make little, to no sense then Lil Wayne is
your man & Da Drought 3 is your mixtape! This shit was extremely bad!
Jam packed with wack one liners that will be sure to send the average
D.R.A. (Dick Riders of America) thru the roof in anticipation for Tha
Carter 3. There was one decent song on here (Promise)...wasn't really an
original idea considering I wrote the same shit while the song was still
out...oh well he beat me to recording somethin once again lol. 1.5/5
Lil Wayne - Tha Carter 3 Sessions
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, DUN D-DUN! ...the "best
rapper alive" decides to "bless" us with songs from Tha Carter 3! I'll
try to keep this brief, but if he uses ANY of these songs on his album
he should consider suicide....yeah it was THAT bad! Before he releases
the real version he better go find Mannie Fresh & suck his dick for some
beats (we all know he's not opposed to homosexuality lol) becuz the
production is terrible, especially from someone that is "rich." Then
there's the lyrics...oh my goodness the lyrics! I'll just stop now becuz
its only gonna get me mad. -5/5
-Fortunately I pick my mixtapes out better than my albums so thats the extent of the worst mixtapes for me lol.
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Aight well look for a dramatically differently lookin list of top albums
come January 1, 2008 with Kanye, Common, & hopefully Dr. Dre or Eminem droppin in the upcoming months.
June 26, 2007
Fiyah Notez: BET Awards 2007 Pre-show
-Why Lloyd's V-neck shirt all the way to his belly button??
-Why Lloyd on this dude's neck??
-Why Swizz Beatz chest hair so peasy
-Where did Mike Jones get that Michael Jackson jacket???
-Why does Yung Joc have a gumby??
- Big Tigger should stop wearin suits, they make him look old...matter
of fact how old is that nigga anyway??
-Pretty Ricky should get a stylist... or at least someboy who can dress
them better than that...or they should change their name...hell it doesn't
matter they'll be irrevelant soon enuff lol.
-Pretty Ricky should calm down
-These girls from Baldwin Hills are FINE! Too bad its a bad spin off of
like 3 MTV shows...then again most of BET's shows are...
-Why did Bone Thugs perform that slow lame ass record?? Definitely not
the kinda record you perform...anywhere
-Why does Bone Thugs look like they have never performed before?? They
need to find Bizzy's crazy ass ASAP.
-Why is Robin Thicke screaming G-Unit??
-Is it me or did Julissa's titties get bigger??
- Why do the Shop Boyz (who've already admitted to knowing nothing about
rock music) have a black girl with a mohawk pretending to play guitar on
the stage?? & did anyone else see the fat guy almost fall when the crowd
started throwing water & bottles at them??
-Shop Boyz performance was terrible! They need to get their ringtone
money & fall back!
Fiyah Notez: BET Awards 2007
Hour 1
-Did Jennifer Holiday even bother rehearsing??
-This opening performance is hot doo doo.
-How did BET get Michael Buffer??
-Did anyone else see 50 Cent & Ciara sitting together?? If they're
trying to hide their relationship they're doing a terrible job
-Mo'Nique is that deal!
-Did Beyonce give Mo'Nique a 'wtf' look when she finished performing??
-Why is LL Cool J's collar all stretched out??
-Why does BET keep stealing MTV's ideas?? MTV did the whole
viewer-announces-the-award
company for goodness sake just do something different!
-Damn Beyonce is fine!
-Who told the director of the video to speak...hell why is he even on
the stage??
-What the hell was T.I. thinkin wearin that sailor outfit??
-T.I. should also calm down...and Big Kuntry is a terrible hypeman.
-Why is Nick Cannon dressed like he's going to the Grammy's??
-Who is this black-white nigga on stage with Nick Cannon...didn't he lose
American Idol to Kelly Clarkson like 6 years ago?? ...oh well they are
stale.
-Am I the only one shocked that BET gave Gnarls Barkley an award?? I
mean serious they never even played Crazy or Smiley Faces lol.
-Where did Ne-Yo get those Hollywood Squares blocks from??
-Ne-Yo shouldn't dance...especially if he's gonna do Michael Jacksons'
moves, Chris Brown is already on MJ's meat hard enuff.
-How much do you think it cost Fabolous to get that Reeses' peanut
butter cup wrapper on the front of his jeans??
-Someone needs to turn Ne-Yo's mic up...or tell him to not dance so he
won't be all out of breath on stage.
-Jordin Sparks is damn near bigger than Michael Clarke Duncan LMAO.
-Diddy is that nigga!
-Keyshia Cole's nipples are hard as fuck... I love it! Lol.
-Damn Lil Kim was all outta breath & she just came out.
-Why does is Chris Brown so damn lame???
-Chris Brown needs a speech doctor, I couldn't understand anything he
said...I guess I was distracted by those goofy ass glasses & that big
ass backpack.
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Hour 2
-Just wanna say this again: damn Beyonce is FINE!
-I know I wasn't the only dude hopin one of her titties fell out lol.
-Damn Kelly is fine as hell too!
-Beyonce & Kelly shut it DOOOWN!
-Why this old ass shirtless nigga announcing the Hip-Hop Artist Award??
-Why was Lil Wayne nominated, he didn't do anything of importance?
-Speakin of why was Wayne nominate, why wasn't Jeezy or Jim Jones????
-BET needs to turn the mics, this is the 3rd or 4th artist I could
barely hear lol.
-Ne-Yo should take notes from Robin Thicke on how to perform an R&B
song.
-Damn Laura London is fine too but what they hell she got on??
-What in the hell is T-Pain wearing???
-Memo to T-Pain: R&B singers don't need hypemen.
-I knew Luda & Mary would win but Diddy & Keyshia Cole probably should
have....gotta love Luda that he's that nigga too.
-Illegal Tender looks like it might be str8
-Why is Patti's dress so big?? Oh well its Patti!
-Why does Busta have his bluetooth on like no one else around can afford
one?? Lol.
-Gerald Levert was dat nigga too!
-Why does Yolanda Adams come out all randomly every year??
-Patti shuts its DOWN!
-Damn Nick Cannon's fiance is fine!
-Much respect to Eddie Levert for holdin it down for his boy.
-Did 50 just not remember his 1st verse??
-50 damn near made that girl fall LMAO...oh well 50 is so rich now it
doesn't even matter anymore.
-Is Toccara's whole dress gonna fall off next?? I sure hope so lol.
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Hour 3
-Alicia Keys been hittin that pull up bar HEAVY!
-Erykah Badu is the real deal! I never noticed how fine she was...she
got dat phat pum pum too! Lol.
-Badu & Chaka shut it DOWN!
-Stevie is dat nigga but someone needs to cut that hair from around his
damn mouth.
-Oh goodness Ray-J is there! PLEASE don't tell T-Pain!
-Why Stevie ended his performance in the B-Boy stance?? More importantly
how he know what it looks like??
-Damn Tracee Ellis Ross got a phat booty! I love her.
-When Diana Ross gon stop talkin??
-Let me give it up one more time for Tracee's booty! Damn!
-Does Debra Lee have to come out ever year?? Why is she even there, she
should be somewhere counting her money.
-Cheadle is dat nigga too
-How Jennifer Hudson won Best New Artist & she aint even got no album
out?????? Not even a single!
-Ciara is SEXY!
-Where the hell did Lil Jon come from??
-Damn I think I'm in love with Ciara!
-Aint this lady kinda old to be BET's Ultimate Fan???
-What the hell Birdman got these kids wearin??
-We see why Lil Wayne never win any awards lol
-Why it took Slim so long to get on stage??
-I dunno what Public Enemy got to do wit James Brown but who cares its
Public Enemy!
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Hour 4
-Lil Wayne please take yo child somewhere & change her clothes.
-Why Akon got that Rhythm Nation jacket on??
-Why is Best R&B Female the last award of the night??
-Why was Jennifer Hudson nominated...again??
June 24, 2007
June 18, 2007
...And the Album Of The Year goes to...Kanye West!
Just look at the tracklisting for the Graduation:
1. Time To Leave (Intro)
2. Up In It (featuring John Legend and Miri Ben-Ari)
3. SKIT #1
4. Make Me Over
5. Homecoming (featuring Chris Martin)
6. Another Time Too Soon (featuring Jay-Z)
7. Can't Tell Me Nothing (featuring Young Jeezy)
8. Egotistical (featuring Akon)
9. SKIT #2
10. Stronger
11. Street Scene (featuring Common and Eminem)
12. Learn The Insides
13. Into The Fall
14. Top Of The World (featuring MYSTERY GUEST and Ne-Yo)
15. A Way To Get Through
16. Bottom
17. Stay Strapped (featuring The Game)
18. SKIT #3
19. ??? (featuring MYSTERY GUEST)
20. Voices Linger
21. Bittersweet (featuring John Mayer) [Bonus Track]
I dunno wassup with the "MYSTERY GUEST" thing (ESP when we can already see Jay, Em, & Game are on there) but im sure it must be big...c'mon its Kanye! Can't wait til this shit drops its gonna be OVER!
June 15, 2007
May 04, 2007
White People, Akon Is NOT A Rapper!!
I know white people (especially ones in the media) are a bit "out of touch" but damn if I see one more damn report calling Akon a rapper I'ma flip! Just because a black person is famous and gets in trouble doesn't atutomatically make him a damn rapper. He's a singer, he's never rapped, & for someone with so much crossover success you'd think they'd know the difference.
Now on to this mess with the 14 year-old girl in Trinidad. First of all why in the hell was she in the club in the first place??? I mean I don't have a 14 year-old daughter, but if I did she wouldn't be in no damn club especially considering most club don't even open til 10. Anyway, those Trini's can trip all they want but someone had to let her out of the house and then someone had to let her into the club. Then after all that why are they mad at Akon like he knew how old she was when he randomly picked her out of the crowd? I don't know how familiar yall are with Akon shows but he does this in pretty much all of them...for goodness sake he did the same thing to Tara Reid a few months ago (granted Tara Reid is in her late 20's, her mindset seems to be in the early teens lol).
Now I admit no matter how old the girl was he was fake fuckin the shit out of her but that's how those people in/from the islands dance any damn way (no one can tell me any different I've seen it first hand PLENTY of times).
In the mist of all this madness Verizon dropped him from their VCast sells campaign but I'm sure he's like oh well seeing his 3 number one singles will still be selling & his album is still selling 40k+ a week.
Whatever! Bottom line Akon is NOT a rapper, the girl didn't get hurt, she didn't get raped, she didn't get anything but dry-humped! Now she'll grow up into an even finer adult & probably make more bad decision & get dry-humped then too...probably lol.
April 19, 2007
Tango, Plz Sit Your Fake Gangsta Ass Down!
I should've wrote this Sunday night, but oh well I just felt compelled after the 84th airing...anyway if you watched the I Love New York reunion then you saw Tango courageously challenging White Boy, Chance, & Real to a fight...WOW! Good job tough guy, lets act gangsta when the security is merely feet away from you & the stage. This guy has always been a lame & so fake throughout the show so this really isn't THAT surprising. Funny thing is he didn't want any of White Boy when he told him to get out of the van & fight early in the season...oh well, lames will be lames...for the camera of course though lol.
Not to make Chance seem any realer but this Tango guy is just fraudulent.
Va. Tech Massacre Question...
How long will it take the media to find a way to blame this on Hip-Hop??
April 14, 2007
The "Ho" Report
Okay, I'm gonna make this one relatively short & sweet:
First, the word is "ho" NOT "hoe". A "hoe" is garden tool & the source of bad jokes about being a garden tool oppose to a prostitute or better known whore.
Now, with ho being short for whore and a whore essentially being a prostitute (obviously someone who has sex for money), does that make all or at least most women hoes?? I mean with the average woman the transition isn't as direct, but really what's the difference? Men spend money as a barter to get sex, so like I said does that make all women hoes??
April 11, 2007
Don Imus & The Hip-Hop Aftermath
I don't think most white people realize how much or often they piss off black people, in particular, ones involved or associated with Hip-Hop. Why is it every time a white person gets in trouble for making a racially charged rant they try to turn the tables & justify it by saying its not a problem when "rappers" say it. First of all, who the hell is "rappers"??? ...Oh ok just the black ones! Not the white ones who say the same, or the countless wiggers making a mockery of the culture who also partake. Nope, just the blacks...suprise, surprise. You might as well say what you mean, "black rappers."
Even besides the fact that the white majority ruled media found a way to overlook the absolutely uncalled for & deplorable comments by one Don Imus (not even a week later might I add), we are talking about 2 completely different audiences and 2 completely different classes of woman. "Black rapper's" core demographic isn't 30-something through older white people (though mainly male), as well as Imus' isn't urban youth...or youth period. Besides that, "black rappers" neither interview politicans and other prominent whites nor do they have nationally sydicated shows that also air daily on MSNBC. So if Imus' core demographic is older white males who was his "'napped-headed hos' joke" meant to amuse?? A white man has yet to be that kind of funny. The other thing is Imus was talking about educated college woman, "black rappers" are talking about hoodrat girls with nothing going for themselves & not much to offer besides spread legs. Big difference! Not saying its acceptable but we aren't even talking about the same class of people.
Another factor to consider is that Don Imus is a 66 year-old white male. His birthday isn't until July, which makes his birth-year 1940. So by the time the 60s came in he was already a 20-something year-old high school dropout & more than likely in his "nigger hating" prime with all the Civil Rights movements going on. Is it really so hard to believe he is a undercover racist? Remember we talking about the same man that referred to New York Times sports columnist Bill Rhoden as a "quota hire" and PBS anchor Gwen Ifill as a "cleaning lady." The same man that refers to Arabs as "ragheads" and lets not even get into his current and former co-hosts.
Basically, if you agree that this racist's comments have anything to do with any rapper or Hip-Hop overall then I'll just take it that you agree with him.
April 07, 2007
The Audacity of These People at BET: Breakdown of Top 25 Dancers
In a poor attempt to pay homage to some of the greatest dancers of all-time, BET has constructed yet another menial & disappointing list to add to the archives. If you weren't able to see it here's the list:
1) James Brown
2) Michael Jackson
3) Nicholas Brothers
4) Chris Brown
5) Janet Jackson
6) Prince
7) MC Hammer
8) Savion Glover
9) Beyonce
10) The Temptations
11) Usher
12) Alvin Ailey
13) Jennifer Lopez
14) Bobby Brown
15) Omarion
16) Shakira
17) Cab Calloway
18) Aaliyah
19) Tina Turner
20) Missy Elliott
21) Gregory Hines
22) Rosie Perez
23) Big Daddy Kane
24) Diddy
25) Ciara
Look at this shit, its just a purely shameful display throughout! It started off with Ciara way at the bottom coming it at 25 when she should've easily been somewhere in the teens. Gregory Hines comes in at a lowly 21 right under Missy Elliott??? Are they serious? First of all, how did Missy make the list when she hasn't danced since "Supa Dupa Fly" back in '97? Tina Turner is under Aaliyah at 19 & Aaliyah is under Sharika at 18!?!? That is absolutely crazy considering Sharika has only 2 dances moves! In my opinion, Omarion is one of the illest dancer since Michael Jackson, but he only manages to come in at 15 under Bobby damn Brown of all people. I mean damn if we're gonna have Bobby Brown on the list we might as well have added Kid N Play because they were basically doing the same things. Alvin Ailey was a great in the world of dance, sorry to say he was known better as a choreographer NOT a dancer.
Now lets get into the top 10, MC Hammer was a great dancer, only for like 2 or 3 years and most of the stuff he did is laughable now. I agree he should have been on the list but maybe in the double digits somewhere, not #7. I undoubtably knew I HAD to turn this foolishness off when they had the audacity to put Chris Brown at 4!! Besides the fact that he's only been out since 2005, I guess BET must have saw his 4 videos & one tour as evidence that he is better than everyone to ever dance except Michael Jackson, James Brown, & the Nicholas Brothers. I mean I GUESS some people might see him as a good dancer, but I just see a poor imitation of Michael Jackson. Most dancers are, but he jacks MJ's moves much too often & really has no originality when he dances, merely imitation. Yet and still BET ranks Chris Brown as the 4th greatest dancer of all-time... that shit doesn't even sound right. Then after all that Michael Jackson isn't even number 1! BET should be ashamed of itself for even airing this mess.
