BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

September 08, 2007

Soulja Boy Career Countdown Pt. 2


Speaking of Soulja Boy, only a few more weeks left until his album flops drops... I calculate that to be about 9 minutes left in his career lol. Now I've already listened to 2 of his mixtape so I know for a fact he can't make a real song, but here's some proof for you morons that thinks he has a chance to have a career:

Soulja Boy - Snap & Roll

This shit has even less words in it than Crank That, which should be a good thing since he can barely speak, but nope it makes shit even worse! I really feel bad for this man because no one will care about him next year and if he's lucky he'll be on a Bow Wow-esque hunt for respect in Hip-Hop which he'll NEVER get...but like I said, that's only if he's lucky. More than likely he'll be working at a local Foot Locker in GayTL Atlanta.

Okay, I'll leave you with this EXTREMELY rare smart comment from SoHH.com's Atlanta Blog:

BAMA says...1st, OUR CULTURE IS HIP HOP, THE MUSIC IS CALLED RAP MUSIC. Lets not try not to find new age ways to redefine our culture just to allow room for the new age niggas to come in. And If they suck ANYBODY should be allowed to say that shit without somebody jumping down their throat about it. Stop catching feelings. We have to stop thinking backwards. In americas eyes if its music of urban america its called RAP MUSIC, point blank, period, end of discussion. You can't sit here and make up excuses for what these new age niggas is doing saying "this shouldnt even be considered hip hop" or "its harmless" or "its for the kids". so fuckin what. For all that will smith/The fresh prince was to hip hop and the music he made, it was all light hearted but it was still apart of the culture and embraced in some fashion, same with MC hammer (notice I said M.C.) He was an entertainer, but he was apart of the culture, and he's from oaktown, nuff said! he aint soft thats for sure! We gotta stop this thinking that the game is better off sliced up into little squares and the only niggas qualified to get paid is the south cause its "your turn". that is hating like never before. ( and I aint from NY dumbass) if any region is the ONLY niggas eating and doing excessive flossing, in the end you'll start hearing about more deaths and robberies happening to these rappers from coast to coast. NY rappers just wont allow themselves to respect anything past the jay-z or biggie era and wont allow some of these new niggas to grow into themselves. thats hating too. everybody is hating on some scale. we got to stop that shit. I wouldnt expect nothing less from soulja boy. he is one of these newage ringtone rappers who learn the buisness 1st then try to make the song...Niggas cutting corners with music. this is what you get, thanks puffy...

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STFU Award - Week of 9/2/07 - DJ Mormile


This week’s STFU Award goes to DJ Mormile! You probably don’t know him, but you definitely know the artist he’s in charge of seeing that he’s the Head of Urban A&R at Interscope Records and all. Anyway, I think he’s a pretty cool guy, but when he said this to AllHipHop.com he was practically BEGGING to receive the STFU Award. Here’s what he had to say about the day he first met Lil Darryl Soulja Boy:

Rrrriiiiight. Did this guy really just say Soulja Boy was here to stay??? WOW, he must be oblivious to how this whole ‘one-hit wonder’ thing goes lol. There is no chance, I repeat, NO CHANCE that this poor excuse for talent has a career in Hip-Hop…no I take that back, maybe he can be some famous singer’s back-up dancer and get her (or him lol) to “fall in love” with him a la K-Fed and whatever that dude’s name is that married J.Lo for a few months. Seriously, his record is terrible, and has "one-hit wonder" written all over it. All I'm saying is that its gonna be awfully hard for someone with LESS lyrical skill than Reh Dogg (click the name if you're not familiar with Mr. "Why Must I Cry") to make another hit record. Sorry DJ, but you KNOW you were wrong for this so please STFU!

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Lil Wayne Joins The Coonery Fun!

I knew Lil Wayne was a herb, but damn he loses ALL respect and cool points (if he even had any left lol) with this one.



I can't believe people still like this guy, but to each his own I guess lol. Doing this dance is probably the LEAST gangsta thing you can do, and I'm sure he'll be the only Blood (LMAO) partaking in this homosexual dance craze. Hmmm... I wonder if Wayne is gonna steal this from Lil Darryl Soulja Boy like he stole his style from Gillie & Dispet lol. Okay, let me stop before his e-thuggin fans come for my keyboard lol.

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September 07, 2007

Re: Midnight Monkey

I have plenty of other blogs to write and dumb shit give my take on, but first I wanna talk about why I was pissed off this morning. Okay, so I wake up and get online while I'm eating my Cheerios and watching Saved By The Bell re-runs (yeah I still like the show, sue me lol) when I decide to take a trip to Youtube land. When I got there, I noticed a new video under my subscriptions by this chick XNegritaX so like any other human with a penis I clicked it. Now, she hadn't posted in awhile so I was skeptical, but she is mad sexy and has some pretty hot dance videos... tricked again!:


Yeah I know, WTF was the first thing I said too lol. Originally, it was called Midnight Mushrooms by she's since changed it to Midnight Monkey (which I'm assuming is just another UK slang for the drug mushrooms lol). Man fuck all that, this female is fuckin' up! That's why I took the liberty of making this video this morning to show how I feel:


I dunno, I just feel played for subscribing to her shit to see some nice UK ass just to have her start making nonsense video of herself talking some anti-interesting bullshit...what a waste lol.

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STFU Award - Week of 8/26/07 - Polow Da Don


Sorry I forgot to post this last week, but I just couldn't decide whether this following quote deserved to be a STFU Award or INN. Here's what Polow Da Don had to say when AllHipHop.com asked him about being the "King of All White Girls":
Just the “King of the White Girls.” I ain't self proclaimed but I run with it. [Laughs] There was a stage in my life where I went crazy with dating white women. I have nothing against black women, but they’re raised differently. White women are raised to respect and serve their men. Black women are taught to question [their men]. Black women look at submission as being weak. White women look at submission as being a woman. And anyone who has a problem with this statement is ignorant. Just look at the divine order: it goes God, man, woman, child.
WOW! Is this 1870?? What kind of human STILL has this mindset?? Then to make it worse he tops if off by saying that anyone who has a problem with this is ignorant...oh really?? If I'm ignorant for having a problem with this, just what the hell does that make you?? Oh, okay. I'm baffled to why anyone would even go on record as saying something this retarded in 2007! Makes NO sense to me. Anytime you generalize a large group of people you're going to run into trouble, and Polow's sell out ass is no exception. Mr.
Polow-Freache Jamal Fincher Jones, please STFU!

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September 06, 2007

INN: Set Us Back Muhfucka, Set Us Back!

I always hated this Read A Book song and video and couldn't understand why BET would even play this because its making an UNcomical mockery of the mockery BET is already making of itself. If these kids are dumb enough to think Crank That is good music, they OBVIOUSLY aren't smart enough to understand the real message of this video (in other words they'll be running around singing the song, but not doing what it says which is READ A BOOK). Anyway, some genius up at CNN thought it would be a good idea to have some fool (who I'm sure is now unemployed) mediate a sit down discussion of whether or not this video was appropriate with the creator and some other random nigga and here's what we got:



Well, wasn't that just lovely? I'm filing this shit under INN (ignorant nigga news) along with that Plies 100 Years video. I don't even feel like talking about this shit anymore so here's the origin of that discussion just in case you have no idea what all this dumb shit is about:

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Meagan Goodies!


Okay, fuck everything I just said about Shaunie O'Neal, my penis heart is STILL with my first love Meagan Good. She remains #1 on my list of this to do before I die lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Shaq Drops Shaunie

Great news for me, Shaq is divorcing his wife! Normally, I could care less about somebody getting a divorce since its really none of my business, but I have to make an exception for Shaunie's fine ass...oh yeah and Stacey Dash lol. Anyway, when I first saw Shaunie on Cribs I thought she looked nice, but when she was in the crowd for the Heat's '06 championship run I fell in love! I found myself just waiting for them to put the camera back on her because her titties were looking phenomenal. Now, I don't do the news, but I heard she was hittin' Shaq up for dough and seeing that I'm broke I have nothing to worry about lol. Plus her fine ass has like 4 kids from him so she won't need my money and I could be the K-Fed to her Britney...lovely!

Only problem I see is coming after Shaq BUT if I just give her a few months to tighten things back up after 5 years of punishment we might be able to work something out. No need for me to pull a T-Pain and go into detail about Shaq's meat, but you get the point lol.

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September 05, 2007

INN: Plies - 100 Years

Today on INN (ignorant nigga news), rapper Plies released a video for 100 Years:




LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

First off, I can't believe they actually found some white people willing to be in this video! That is just shocking to me since every other word in the song is "cracka" lol. Maybe they didn't know they were being filmed and never heard the song since this is obviously a video just for the internet...who's knows but damn this nigga Plies is a nigga beyond the word nigga. He's hands down the most ignorant thing to touch a microphone...EVER! I'll give it to him for trying, but this just shameful. And as if the song wasn't enough, he's sporting a new piece that says "GOON" but if you don't have a sharp eye like myself you'd undoubtedly think it said "COON"... fitting. Good message, POOR execution. FREE THE JENA 6!!

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Its Almost That Time!


This Kenny Chesney dude must REALLY be out of his mind if he thinks he even has a chance to top either Kanye or 50 lol.

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September 04, 2007

50 Cent - Curtis (Review)

After a weekend plagued by skipping, and edited versions of 50 Cent's latest album Curtis (I'm sure he put those versions out himself lol), I FINALLY got my hands on a real copy Sunday. Unlike Kanye West's Graduation, I had no expectations whatsoever for Curtismaybe that was the difference since I never thought about buying it lol. I'm gonna give them both a 4/5 rating, but there was no disappoint because I wasn't expecting much, and sure as hell not a classic. 50 kept it thorough on this album and at this point in his music and business careers, that's all you can ask for.

The problems with Curtis lays in the over use of R&B singers on the hooks, the edits on Man Down, Eminem on Peep Show, and having heard so much of the album previously. Back in 2005, 50 Cent claimed he wrote 6 songs for The Game's The Documentary LP. He later admitted to only writing the hooks, and then said what The Game had to do (write verses) was the "easy" part [of songwriting]. Anyway, my point is that that same person can't go out and get 5 different R&B singers to do his choruses and only commit to the "easy" part ESP after being so critical. I dunno wassup with Man Down, but hearing Interscope edited the track because he was talking about violence against the policeoh well, guess we'll never know. Who knows why Eminem is on Peep Show, that makes no sense to me. Em is in dire need of a return to his lyrical roots, though I liked it MUCH better than the features on Akon and T.I.'s albums, I would've much rather have heard him on I'll Still Kill or My Gun... I dunno maybe its just me. The last problem is having already heard 6 of the 16 songs on here. Usually when artists have singles that flop (whether he wants to admit it or not lol) they get rid of them. Not in 50's case, as he keeps all 5 pre-album singles as well as the Interscope leaked Follow My Lead featuring Robin Thicke.

Hope you all enjoyed the review, if not... fuck it lol. Now, pardon me as I sit here in this waiting room and listen as their radio plays Carlton's favorite Tom Jones joint (yeah you know the one lol), peace.

*UPDATE*

After listening to this album a few times and hear at least 5 incredible songs that didn't even make the album I'm taking Curtis' rating down .5!

4/5 3.5/5

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Now, You KNOW You Wrong!: Chris Brown & Randy Jackson BIG Fan


Well, you've all seen the picture and now here's the video!



I dunno if I should even START to get into how wrong this girl KNOWS she is for this. If you are a true fan, why would you put that lil boy's life in danger like that??? I'm no CB fan by any means, but when I saw the pic on TMZ Saturday I couldn't help but fear for the man...thank goodness he escaped with his life and arms intact lol.

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September 02, 2007

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Mystery Woman Porscha Coleman

For as long as I can remember (okay, maybe not that long but its for dramatic effect people!), I've been trying to find out who the hell this chick is, and what the hell she does. I've seen her randomly pop up in countless music videos and TV shows, but its usually just a quick shot then she's out. I'm pretty sure you've noticed the same thing, but not to the point I have... which made me wanna find out who the fuck she was.

Her momma'nem named her Porscha, but you probably know her as just another "video ho" (yeah I know, fucked up BUT its always the first thought when you see a chick in a video lol). Anyway, a few weeks ago she was actually on the cast of Wild N Out which is when I finally decided I HAD to figure out who this female is... needless to say I completely forgot about it until today lol.

It took me a few minutes to actually find out her name, but once I did OMG! I just thought to myself 'this is the most successful, unsuccessful, multi-tasking person in the world!' Turns out that on top of being a professional video ho GIRL, she's an actress, singer, model, and dancer. Interesting. Well who cares about all that other shit here's a list of artist's videos she's been in:

50 Cent
Anthony Hamilton
Busta Rhymes
Dem Franchize Boyz
Faith Evans
Gym Class Heroes
Jim Jones
Kanye West
Lloyd Banks
Mistah F.A.B.
Nelly
Snoop Dogg
Ying Yang Twins
and Yung Berg

Yeah I know, WOW! Well she's made PLENTY of other small appearances and if you wanna see you can go to her Myspace page HERE.

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