BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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April 22, 2008

STFU Award: Khia aka Ms. Irrelevant

After a stunting knock out last night, Khia is back to being the irrelevant person who thinks she's the shit and acts like she doesn't know she's irrelevant. Check out what this fool had to say about being kicked off the show for being such a failure:

"It was my perfect exit...I planned on going to the show to promote my music. My mission was accomplished. Everybody there used pre-written material, so it was like [MC] Serch was hating all along. Serch and all the rest of them will have to really accomplish something, before I have anything to say about them."

Yeah, everybody might have used pre-written verses, but you were the only one dumb enough to use something that's already been released. I mean, I know the album flopped, but come on nigga. And how's she gonna say Serch needs to accomplish something when she has accomplished NOTHING?? If that's the case, then she should have nothing to even say about herself. I mean, damn, at least he's hosting the show, you were a fuckin' contestant trying to get a deal.

"The show was a joke... Now that I'm gone, the ratings will be going down. Everybody know they were watching the show to see me."

No nigga, you're a joke, and we weren't watching to see you succeed, we were watching to see you fail so we could laugh and it only took you 1 and 1/10 of 2 episode to do just that.

"I'm independent and I don't want to be signed to a label," Khia said. "I like the independent money and the independent success. I'm Khia, I'm still in my same neighborhood, I'm around my people, my community, I want to uplift them and let them know you can make it no matter where you're from, or what struggles you've been through."

Wrong again nigga, it's not that you don't wanna be signed, it's that no one wants to sign you. And if independent money was so good, then why are you still in the same neighborhood?? You're broke and struggling for exposure, but just become more and more of an irrelevant joke the more you open your crooked ass mouth. Please, just shut the fuck up. [FULL STORY]

(Note to all up and coming rappers: if you're 37 and still haven't made it, QUIT!)

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Fat Joe Clowin' G-Unit On The New SMACK

Damn, SMACK totally fell out and let The Come Up take their lane, but this is some good footage from (hopefully) an upcoming release. Plus, there hadn't been any Fat Joe/50 beef talks in the past few days so why not? lol.



I hate to say it, but he was 100% right about everyone except Buck lol.

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Making Of DMX's New Album

As you know by now X is dropping another Rap album entitled Walk With Me Now alongside a Gospel album entitled You'll Fly With Me Later. Things have since changed (thank goodness) and now X is only dropping the Rap one...for now.


That first track sounded dope! They should really bring his reality show back that shit was classic lol.

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Its Not Looking Good For Ocho Or Pac

With the new shit that popped up in Pacman's Las Vegas case the trade talks are "stuck in neutral" according to ESPN.com. That sucks ass! We NEED to get that trade done since we let DeAngelo Hall fly right over our heads and into Al Davis' old ass lap. [FULL STORY]

As far as Chad Johnson goes, the Redskins made the Bengals an over of the 21st overall pick in this year's draft and 3rd rounder that could turn into a 1st rounder in the 2009 draft...and they turned it down! That's a bit of a double edged sword because while its good the Redskins weren't able to get him, its also bad that Cincy is willing to turn down such a sweet deal. On top of that, they also said when the 'Boys and Eagles inquired about him they were told he was not up for trade. [FULL STORY]

I'll remain optimistic anyway, but we need to get one of these deals done, if not both.

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KG Wins Defensive Player Of The Year

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More bittersweet news for me as it pertains to me and KG as he wins his first Defensive Player of the Year Award. I always wish him well, but I'm still pissed he went to the C's. I probably should be more mad at the T'Wolves, but whatever lol. [FULL STORY]

Anyway, speaking of the NBA, did y'all see the 2 games last night?? I actually wanted the Wizards to win the series against the Cavs, but since they wore those god-awful gold and black uniforms both games I'm glad they're down 0-2 lol.

As far as the late game goes, I watched the end and the refs definitely bailed the Jazz out last night. That was FAR from a foul, but it took away the gaming tying 3 Bobby Jackson hit and the Rockets went on to lose. Tough break lol.

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This Week In Flops 4/22/08

First off, damn don't this chick look like Brandon T. Jackson in that pic?? lol. Anyway, don't expect many records to be sold when SoundScan comes out next week because these 3 albums have no buzz and I just found out they were all dropping today...today lol.

Out of this group I think Tiffany Evans will come out on top and do about 20-30k.

Next up is Prodigy's (is this nigga in jail yet??) third album H.N.I.C. Pt. 2. I'm sure nobody is really checking for this shit so I'm guessing 15-25k.

I didn't even know Bizzy Bone had an album coming out and if I don't know then you probably don't either and that's never a recipe for success. This album won't even chart, but I'm guessing somewhere in the 2-5k range.

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INN: Plies' Album Cover

LMAO!! The "C" on his wack ass chain is really a "G" and the doodoo is really there, but I just though this version was much better lol. You can click here to see the actually cover though. He's still the personification of all black stereotypes so expect more of the same with his new album lol.

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Playboy's Girls Of Olive Garden Contest

Do you work at the Olive Garden and dream of one day getting naked for Playboy?? Well finally there's a contest for you!

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Today Is The Day...

Welp, today is the day. All my PA people 18 and up I hope you vote AND make the right choice. You know I'll be right at the TV at 8 when the polls close so I got my fingers cross that Barack can pull out a win or at least make things close.

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April 21, 2008

The Joke Of The Night: Khia

LMAO!! Man, did y'all see Khia get kicked off of Miss Rap Supreme tonight?? Well it turned out that her "16" last week was just a piece of a song from one of her previous weed plates and upon further research I found out that it was from the last one, Gangstress. That trick had at least a 4-5 month head start with her rap and she still had the worst rhyme of the night LMAO!!

Damn that girl is a failure lol. I mean not only did she lose all credibility by going on that show (whatever credibility she had at least lol), but when it turns out that she was the first person to be eliminated just took it to a whole different level. Not to mention that she lied about her age to go on the show (she's 37, not 30). She now officially can't talk trash about anybody...EVER lol. If she did it would be like Vanilla Ice going at Nas lol.

As far as the show goes Nicky2States (aka Foxy Brown 2.0) is a damn freak! No wonder she has so many damn kids lol. And I'm disappointed in Ms. Cherry for fuckin' up her rap because she came in ill on her verse...oh well lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Ayana Kitten

Damn, this chick is real! Great tits...GREAT!

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Another Day, Another Stomping

Damn, I just posted that historic stomp last night and I already got another to post lol. This time it was a fight that broke out at a Jeezy concert in Duval. Shout out to Jeezy shouting out Lauderdale at the end of the video!



Pretty good stuff, but definitely not as devastating as last night's lol.

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ThisIzGame.com??

That's right, you can go there right now and see Game has set up ThisIzGame.com to promote his album L.A.X. (in stores June 24th!!) in response to ThisIs50.com. I don't know if this should be categorized as Stan shit, but it should be close lol. [FULL STORY]

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