BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

May 26, 2009

T.I. - Remember Me (feat. Mary J. Blige)

T.I. FINALLY went to jail today, but that doesn't means we're gonna hear any less from him. In addition to this track below off the Paper Trail re-release Case Closed (coming some time either this summer or fall), Tip also shot a video for Hell Of A Life last week in Atlanta. Anyway, when this Remember Me track first leaked it was called "Don't Forget" but this is the official version.

T.I. - Remember Me (feat. Mary J. Blige)

Not bad. Welp, see ya in 366 Tip... but probably sooner lol.

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Quite Possibly The Funniest, Gayest Shit You've Ever Seen!

Try not to die of laughter (I almost did):


LMFAO!

No words. No words.

It was only a matter of time before somebody spoofed this video. Didn't think it'd happen this fast though lol. Many more to come later I'm sure lol.

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More History Made By Pres. Obama!

Image: Barack Obama, Sonia Sotomayor
The lady to the right is judge Sonia Sotomayor, a Hispanic woman from New York (Bronx stand up!) who has officially been tapped by President Barack Obama to replace Justice David Souter in the Supreme Court. If she's confirmed, she'd obviously be the first Hispanic justice and that's MAJOR! Change nigga change! lol.

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Pitbull Knocks Dude Out On Stage

... and proceeds to finish performing! This video is great, you've got to see it lol.



LMAO! This shit is just so 305! I always liked Pitbull (still wished he'd actually rap more), but I have a newfound respect for him now. Not that he punched dude out with the fury of Briana Latrise (because bringing a dude on stage is kinda suspect in the first place), but because he got right back to the song he was performing like nothing even happened! That's just great lol. Big ups to Mr. 305.

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EDUBB - Whooty Video

Remember I posted a video with a white girl dancing to this song back in January?? Well that song actually has a video now! (No word yet on why lol.)



Atlanta strikes again! This song is terrible (of course) but the video was great when watched on mute... well besides the nigga with the silky pigtails (not cool).

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Ransom - Hell On Earth Video



Its a good thing this isn't a real music video because there's no way this make it on the air with that 9/11 footage in there. Its almost 8 years after the fact, but people are still sensitive to the subject. Overall the verse was pretty decent.

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Rick Ross - Rich Off Cocaine (feat. Avery Storm) Video



Damn, Ross is treating Columbia like a 3 for 1 buffet because this is his 3rd straight video there. Anyway, this was is slightly better than All I Really Want and is 1000x better than Cigar Music. Maybe Ricky will come back to the U.S. to do the next video.

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Download: Rick Ross - Rich Off Cocaine (feat. Avery Storm)

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May 25, 2009

Time To Break Out The Dwight Howard Puppet??

Help Me Howard
Man, who at Nike, Vitamin Water, ESPN, or anybody else who started pushing Kobe vs. LeBron could've seen this coming (besides Skip Bayless lol)?? If you take a step back and look at this series, the LeBrons are a last second 3 away from being down 0-3 right now. That's scary! It was basically 8-on-5 last night (the LeBrons plus the refs against the Magic) and Orlando STILL won. Not surprising, just scary. (Side note: Has LeBron not realized the series was rigged?? All he has to do is drive to the hoop and the refs will blow the whistle but yet and still he decides to shoot 8 threes. I'm just saying.)

Of course I idiotically took the the LeBrons to win the game on my Streak For The Cash against my better judgement. I say against my better judgement because I should've known the Magic were gonna win this game. Matter of fact, I DID know. Andre Iguodala beat them with a buzzer-beater in game 1 of the first round, the Magic won the next game. Big Baby Davis beat them with a buzzer-beater in game 5 of the second round, the Magic won the next game. And now, LeBron beat them with a buzzer-beater in game 2, and the Magic found a way to win game 3. I should have known! I blame myself for missing that though.

On another note, how disappointing was LeBron in the 4th quarter coming off of that huge finish in game 2?? He missed 5 free throws in the quarter and kept throwing up bad 3's (he went 1-8 for the game) after we all crowned in after the game 2 shot. I guess the LeBrons hadn't realized that wasn't the last game of the series.

Don't get me wrong though, I'm NOT saying its over for the LeBrons, but its definitely gonna be interesting tomorrow night!

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May 24, 2009

Bill Simmons' Podcast Intro Creator

This post really has no point, I just thought this was pretty cool to hear as a loyal B.S. Report listener lol.


Ronald Jenkees on the beat! I'm not gonna lie, that beat is actually kinda hot lol. If I rapped I'd definitely put some bars down on it if asked.

Anyway, if you've never heard the finish product that is the B.S. Report intro, click here.

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Swarzak!

Rickards' Finest lol
Aight, so I'm sitting on the computer this morning and as usual my TV was on ESPN. I wasn't really watching it, but I was listening as SportsCenter played and then all of a sudden I hear someone say, "Anthony Swarzak making his first major league start." I turn around to see the TV and there's my old classmate Anthony Ray Swarzak pitching in the fuckin' majors!

We went to Rickards Middle school together from '97-'00 and I really can't say I'm surprised to see this day come for him (our basketball team might not have been the greatest, but our baseball team was straight whuppin' ass back in the day lol). Now, I'm not saying we were the closest or best of friends, but its pretty cool to see somebody you know on SportsCenter.

Anyway, he was just called up from AAA on the 20th to come play for the Minnesota Twins and he's won his first major league start 6-2 after going 7 innings and Prince Fielder and the Brewers. Swarzak's next scheduled start is this Thursday against the Josh Beckett and the Red Sox. Good luck.

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Cleveland News Crew's Reaction To LeBron's GW


If LeBron didn't know what he meant to the Cavs before, this video should say it all. The weatherman just basically runs off, the lady is hype, black buddy is super hyped, and I don't know if you noticed but there's a guy in the background of the right corner jumping up and down like a mad man lol. Can't wait for the game tonight!

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May 23, 2009

Hedo Left One Second Too Many

The King
Hedo Turkoglu hits a 2-point jumper to give his team the 95-93 lead. Game over, right?? Wrong! Hedo left one second for the LeBrons to work with and the ringleader made them pay, burying a 23-foot (yeah I know, crazy coincidence lol) three-point shot at the buzzer.

I'll be honest with you, when I saw Mo Williams was inbounding the ball I automatically had a flash back to the Trevor Ariza steal from Game 1 of the Lakers/Nuggets series. But it all worked out and instead of going down 0-2 heading to Orlando this Sunday, they even up the series 1-1. Makes you wonder what would've happened had he not passed the shot up in Game 1? Oh well.

Anyway, I'm glad the Magic lost because I now fuckin' hate Hedo Turkoglu. I play ESPN's Streak For The Cash and tonights 8:30pm bet was "More Points: Hedo vs. Mo Williams." I did a bunch of research and number crunching and finally decided to go with Mo despite Hedo averaging more points in the playoffs because I figured Mo would have a huge bounce back game after Wednesday's dud (not to mention even with that dud in the first game he still outscored Hedo 17-15). Wrong! He started out strong scoring 9 to Hedo's 0 in the first quarter, but after that he went ice cold. In the 2nd half, not only did Hedo catch him, but he even passed him at one point before that last shot.

Mo hits a runner in the lane with about 1 or 2 minutes left to take a 19-17 lead. Hedo comes down and hits a shot to match him at 19. Just when I thought the bet would end up being a push, the Magic get the ball to Hedo with 13.7 left for the last shot. He nails it leaving just one sec to take a 21-19 lead and break my streak. I felt dead. Matter of fact, I am dead. Bye.

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May 22, 2009

Charles Hamilton's Attacker Speaks

C.H. Attacker
Live from ring side we have the chick that styled on and now owns the rights to Charles Hamilton, the lovely Ms. Briana "Don't Disrespect Me" Latrise!:

"We seriously have a sick, dysfunctional, high school relationship. But... It is what it is. Like I said earlier: I DID NOT MEAN TO DECK HIM. I was holding it back but the more I thought about what he said the more I wanted to hit him. Sorry Grandma. I felt justified, but the more I think about it now, it is an unfair situation for him: I'm a female so he can't hit me back with out a bunch of ppl talkn crap, and he still gets talked about if he doesn't hit me. We ALL know that if a woman feels she's man enough to hit a man, she's probably man enough to take a punch. I'm not sayin thats right eithe-

Matter of fact, let's say this:
Even tho it was a "rap battle" and that's the only reason he was going so hard...
I would do it again in a heart beat. Somebody's gotta shut the kid up sometime!!! But I got love for him tho.

Lol

We are a sad, sad story. We just cross lines.
~RoKKi~"
Via Brianalatrise.blogspot.com

More on this later...well maybe, it all depends on if its still funny tomorrow (which in all likelihood it will be lol).

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Worse Failure: Charles Hamilton Vs. Jazmine Sullivan

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