BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

August 03, 2009

Soulja Boy - Anything I Want (feat. Angel Lola Luv)

Soulja and Angel
Here it is like a promised in all its terribleness lol.


I hope Soulja Boy did at least get to hit Angel after this because that would be the only win that came outta this studio session. With songs like this, we all lose, but Soulja really did because she out did him. How do you get out rapped by Angel Lol Luv?? She's a horrible rapper that sounds like she just woke up the other day and decided she wanted to rap. (Nothing against her, but you can tell she hasn't been rapping for long.) Either way this is just a bad song... But wait, there's more!

Gotta shout out my boy Tye for sending me this classic foolery.


LMAO!!! Do I even need to talk about this?? Okay good I won't, but you KNOW this nigga thought he killed it when he did this shit lol. Sad, sad.

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Patriots Not Interested In Vick

Vick
Welp, we can cross another team off the list I guess. Here's what Patriots owner Robert Kraft had to say regarding Mike Vick on Sirius Radio Saturday:

"For us that's an academic problem because we've got the No. 1 player at that position [quarterback] in the world as far as I'm concerned. Why would ever want to do anything that would take him off the field for one play?"

And this all comes at a time when reports came out that they were near signing Cleo Lemon. Really?? You rather have Cleo Lemon as a back-up over Michael Vick?? Okay then.

Actually, I'm glad here's not going there because I HATE the Pats so I wouldn't have wanted to cheer for them if they signed Vick.

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Related:
Vick Conditionally Reinstated
Mike Vick Officially A Free Man Today!
Falcons Finally Release Vick

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C'est la Vie, Drake


Not as funny as other videos they've done, but it was cool. They should leave the cartoon stuff to B.E.P. and do their live skit thing which is always hilarious.

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Angel Lola Luv Is NOT Dating Soulja Boy


I didn't even know this was a rumor, but okay there you have it. I got that terrible song and didn't plan on posting it, but I think I will now and another horrible track by Soulja Boy that my boy Tye sent me over the weekend. Be back in a few.

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'Funny People' Comes In #1

Funny People
The latest Judd Apatow project came in #1 with $23.4 million over the weekend. I'm disappointed I didn't get to go see it and I had to settle for "Observe and Report" (I like Seth Rogen, but that movie was fucking weird!) Saturday night. I'm sure "Funny People" is quite hilarious though and I'll see it when I see it I guess.

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Related:
Seth Rogan & Judd Apatow On Stern
"Funny People" Trailer

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August 02, 2009

Hood State Of The Union Ep. 2


1) I don't blame Duval, I wouldn't be the one to ask that nigga either lol. Obviously neither was T.I. because remember, he took to the radio to tell him he was dropped. (I loved C's lil jab too when he said, "now he got a real reason not to put his album out lol.)

2) That LeBron shit was still dumb as hell.

3) Smart move by Duval because he sure would've been on the outside looking in like Alfamega lol.

4) Not sure why they brought up Joe Budden, but at least they were nice.

Another great show. Networks, the ball is in your court.

Related:
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 1

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Eat Dat Watermelon!

This is a throwback from Nick Cannon old MTV show "Short Circuitz." It obviously never aired, but maybe its the reason MTV didn't bring the show back lol.


LMAO! This is funny, but it was damn near reality not long ago. I feel like we were like 2 or 3 steps from this actually coming out at one point. I think shit is shaping up a little bit, but we need some more Drakes out there. Some young artists that don't need older artists to move over, but force them to. If we can get that then Hip-Hop will be fine.

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August 01, 2009

Lady GaGa Is A Dude!

Check out dude at about 1:13 when he gets off the motorcycle!


Woooooooow! I thought he was kidding when he said he had a "big donkey dick" a few months back! I always knew something just wasn't right with dude. I just couldn't build a sexual attraction back when I thought he was a chick...and now I know why. Wow. Just wow.

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R.I.P. Baatin

Baatin
I'm not even gonna front like I knew who Baatin was, but its still sad to see him go. From what I've gathered, he was a member of Slum Village and he split with the group until just recently. Either way I hope the man gets to rest in peace.

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DJ Drama Responds To Jeezy

Drama
It didn't take long for DJ Drama to read what Jeezy had to say to XXL and fire back some shots in return. After the jump, peep Dram's reponse to what Jeezy had to say about him and their relationship:

"After reading Jeezy's unprovoked insults in that XXL article, it seems like the guy’s pretty emotional if u ask me! Maybe he’s dealing wit some things in his career, I don't know. He did an interview a few months back with Elliot Wilson on RapRadar. and said the total opposite! He was talkin bout, "Drams the homie and we may work together again, etc." Now I've never spoken on our issues because I believe grown man business is just that, and running to the media to whine is not my thing.

But more importantly, his statement about me trying to charge him $20k for a mixtape is a BOLD FACE LIE. I never charged Jeezy for nothin'. I did two Slick Pulla tapes (4th Ward Day, Election Day) for free and a Bloodraw tape (The Indictment Papers) for free. Anything Jeezy ever needed from me, I did without hesitation. He doesn’t want to deal with the real reason why he's mad.

The tension between us actually started when I deejayed his USDA release party (FOR FREE) and I played a Gucci Mane record. He stormed out of his own party and didn't speak to me for about 2-3 months. Me, being a DJ, I was just rockin' the crowd and giving the people what they had been requesting. I don’t get involved in that other stuff.

I could go deeper into his angry reaction to me working with Gucci but, again, I'm a stand-up guy. I'm loyal to those who are loyal to me. I'm not even thinkin bout Jeezy. Why all the tough talk to the DJ who doesn't say nothin' about him? Jeezy didn't say nothin' tough when rappers dissed him like Pimp C.

I was shocked by his cowardly attempt to try to slander my name in the upcoming XXL article. And what’s the most shocking is to see him side with the FEDs in my arrest! Wow, since when did that become gangster?!? I'm chillin, never said nothin' negative about dude. Check his character…or better yet, ask those around him that he’s done dirty. Ask the folks who ain't with him anymore, like Coach K, Twin, his former security Big Sam, or my homie Roccett…

We doin' our thing over here. I'm workin on albums, Gangsta Grillz Vol 3., traveling the world and celebrating success! And I'm still the Mixtape President!"

I see where Drama is coming from, but if Jeezy is your boy and you're DJing his party, why would you play a record from someone he's been publicly feuding with for years?? That's like a DJ Khaled doing Rick Ross' party and starting playing 50 Cent music. That's being loyal?? I'm not saying he can't play Gucci's shit, but why do it at Jeezy's party?? I don't agree with the way Jeezy handled it but its still a slap in the face.

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Young Jeezy Airs Out DJ Drama In XXL

Jeezy XXL Sept 09
Its about to get ugly! Now we knew Jeezy and Drama had a falling out, but we're finally starting to get some light on what's really going on from the Snowman himself. Check out what Jeezy said about DJ Drama in the September issue of XXL (before we go forward, this is EXACTLY why newspapers and magazines are going out of business, we get the news long before they come out so they are useless these days):

"Drama just started acting like a bitch. Drama wanted to be Khaled, but he didn't want to help nobody. He just changed, period. Look at his crew. The same niggas ain't around him. You ain't never been in no streets. I could never have no beef with a nigga like that. He's a cornball. You made millions off my mixtapes, to the point where the fuckin' feds scooped you up for bootlegging. I never even made the money he made off of Trap or Die or Tha Streets Iz Watchin, because they were selling and distributing them and making money.

I'm not hating. But we will never do a mixtape together. I didn't charge that nigga for [contributing a verse to the song "5000 Ones," on Drama's official Atlantic Records debut]. But then when I need [a tape for one of my artists], and you want to charge me $20,000?… I'll slap the shit out of Drama. He knows that. He wasn't loyal. But me putting my hands on that man ain't gonna make him respect what I'm saying. I'm just not gonna fuck with him anymore."

That is fucked up. How you gonna charge one of the niggas that helped you get on?? If there's no T.I. and Young Jeezy, there's no DJ Drama. Point blank.

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The Infamous Drake Fall


Is it a coincidence that he didn't to start Best I Ever Had with Fallin' In Love (the song it samples) at the beginning?? I feel like we should've known he was gonna fall after that lol. Hell, he could do it at all his shows so who knows.

Anyway, its not as funny as I was hoping it would be. The word I was hearing last night was that he tried to do some spin move and fall, but that certainly was not the case. It did look like he was skipping though which probably is NOT the smartest thing to do about a month after to hurt your ACL. Like I said last night on Twitter, athletes miss whole seasons with bad ACLs and this nigga on stage skipping and shit. Fuck is wrong with him?? I know you trying to get your money, but I'm not gonna be limping the rest of my life or in a wheelchair for some show money. He's the hottest thing in Hip-Hop and his window is not closing.

Shout out to Lil Wayne, he did gain a few cool points for the way he handling it the situation. I must say I am a bit disappointed he didn't keep singing like nothing happened a la K-Ci & JoJo lol.

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50 Cent - Touch Me


Homegirl in the blue! Geeeeeeeeezz! We need some info on this chick too.

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