I saw this on "The Soup" over the weekend and literally laughed my ass off! No seriously, I'm standing up writing this in the emergency room with my ass on ice in a lunchbox.
Okay, bad joke, but I don't need good jokes, this shit is funny enough. What the hell was this nigga thinking?? White people are getting out of control now-a-days lol.
February 01, 2010
About 9 Inches Of Snow & Man Meat
Jersey Shore Coming Back For A 2nd Season!
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Yes! This is easily the best news I've heard all day! I remember reading on TMZ the other week that they were in negotiations for another season, but wanted more money. I guess MTV finally came to their senses and decided to come correct with the loot. And really, why shouldn't they?? In that same article it state members of "The Hills" are getting upwards of $100,000 a episode and there's no question "Jersey Shore" is more popular. Pay them real nigga guidos what you owe MTV!I mean think about, not only was it the most watched show in MTV history, but they've made a huge imprint on all of our lives. Can anybody hear the word "situation" and not automatically think about The Situation?? I was watching "Spongebob" yesterday and Mr. Krabs told Spongebob, "we have a situation," and I couldn't help but laugh. And that's not it, I know I'm not the only 1 who says "bro" at the end of 70% of my sentence, or fist pumps whenever music comes on, bro. At this point we need "Jersey Shore," its apart of our lives!
Anyway, they didn't disclose how much each of them is gonna be making per show, but whatever it is, times that by 12 because that's how many new episodes we're getting! They're supposed to start filming this March and the episodes will air over the summer. There is also supposed to be a change of scenery for the guids. Cancun seems like a no-brainer, but I'm not sure they could all get passports lol. Whatever, it doesn't really matter where they are, if they're on TV, I'm watching!
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(Side note: How impressed are you with the way Mike spoke in this interview?? He actually sounds like a pretty intelligent dude. Who knew??)
January 31, 2010
Why The Pro Bowl Ain't Shit & Doesn't Matter
2 of these 3 QBs didn't make the team.
This Fiyah 5 is about this season's Pro Bowl in Miami which is being played tonight, the week before the Super Bowl, for the first time ever. The good news is that you can use most of these when referring to any Pro Bowl in the history of Pro Bowls. Let us begin.
5) Football is an actual contact sport.
This is probably the #1 reason why the Pro Bowl can't compare or compete with other league's all-star games like the NBA and MLB. In the NBA you can run around at half speed, do tricks, crazy dunks, and all kinds ill shit. In the MLB, if you're a pitcher you go out, throw 1 or 2 innings, and go chill. If you don't pitch, you go up to bat once or twice and play half-hearted defense for a few innings. In the NFL, you actually have to some work. There's plays to be called, tackles to be made, kickoffs to be covered, you can't half-ass it too much in a football game no matter if its an exhibition or not. And if you do, its really not interesting to at all.
4) Instead of competing with the NBA All-Star Weekend, its competing with the Grammy's.
One of the worst things that could've happened to the NFL's chances of making the Pro Bowl a game people actually want to see, was 9/11. Think about it, before 2001 the Super Bowl was played on the last Sunday of January, which meant the Pro Bowl was played on the first week of February. Significance: That's the week BEFORE NBA All-Star Weekend when ain't shit else on. After 9/11, everything was pushed back a week and now the Pro Bowl is forced to compete against the All-Star Weekend in that 2nd week of February.
Now, by moving the Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl, it now gets to compete with the Grammy's. Let me think about it for a second: Hmm, watch the Grammy's, or watch the Pro Bowl? See the most prestigious award show in music, or see an exhibition game that doesn't matter or count. Uhh, give me the Grammy's ANY day. Hell, I'll even go as far as saying I'd rather way the Grammy's pre-show and red carpet events than the Pro Bowl. It just can't win no matter which event it goes up against.
3) About 1/3 of the roster didn't even make the team.
Have you seen the list of replacements?? Its like whole new teams were created. Between the Super Bowl-bound Pro Bowlers not having to play, injuries, and people flat out not wanting to play, both teams were basically re-picked. Definitely not awesome.
Okay, so not only does this game not matter, but most of the player who were picked to play aren't playing?? Nice!
2) The players in the Super Bowl that were selected don't have to play, but they do have to show up anyway.
How pointless is this?? The teams are concentrating on the biggest game of the season, and then their best players have to fly to Miami to WATCH the Pro Bowl. Huh?? And not only that, but the players also have to fly back to their respective cities only to fly to Miami AGAIN with their teams. What part of the game is that?? Oh yeah, its the "NFL is run by old white men who don't know what fun is and finds way to take the fan's joy" part of the game, I forgot.
And what happens if a team like the Bengals made the Super Bowl?? They had 0 Pro Bowlers before Chad Johnson was called in as a replacement player, so if Cincy made the Super Bowl he wouldn't be required to be there. That means the Bengals whole team would be together for 2 whole weeks while 7 or 8 of the Saints best were forced to go be mascots at a meaningless game when they could've been preparing. How is that fair?? Its not.
Why is the NFL punishing players for making the Pro Bowl??
1) No one cares.
Its the truth, we don't. The fans don't care, the media doesn't care, and the players don't care. In fact, I think the only person who actually cares about this game is London Fletcher. He's 34 years-old and this will be the first Pro Bowl appearance of his career. This may turn out to be his last shot at ever having this "Pro Bowler" on his resume.
Other than him, who cares?? The vets don't because they've been there, done that. The young guys don't because they feel like they're gonna be there every year for the rest of their career. No one cares.
Again, the game doesn't matter.
Anyway, the point of this all isn't to say moving the game was a bad idea, its to say it was an irrelevant, pointless idea. But I will be rooting for all the Cowboys to have a good game. That is all.
January 30, 2010
Kurt Warner Retires
So this it for good ol' Kurt. What a career. Its a shame the first few days of his retirement are already being mired with possibly the stupid question you can ask concerning the NFL today, aka "Is Kurt Warner a Hall Of Famer??"
Uhhh, duh! Of course he is! I mean, of course he has a great story, but look at the man's resume:
- 2-time NFL MVP
- Super Bowl XXXIV winner and MVP
- Second QB in NFL history to lead 2 different teams to a Super Bowl
- Third in career passer rating in NFL history
- Fastest player in NFL history to reach 10,000 passing yards
- Owns the top 3 passing performances in Super Bowl history
- Owns the record for most passing yards in a postseason (1,156)
- Second best passing yards per game average in NFL history (260.8), 0.3 yards behind Peyton Manning (261.1)
- Third highest single season passing yards total (4,830), behind only Dan Marino (5,084) and Drew Brees (5,069)
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January 29, 2010
Joe Budden & The Cardim Collection
Very sick, very Mood Muzik-ish. Then again, all of these tracks are. I heard a little jab at Tahiry in there too which isn't too surprising, but lets continue forward with 4 more after the jump!
"None of you dudes ain't soldiers. Ed Helms, when you lose your dawg, blame 'The Hangover.'" Shit! This was filled with tough lines BUT it gets better...
...And better...
Now this one here, man! This one might be my personal favorite of the 5 because Royce went in and then Joey just came out of no where and SMASHED this shit! So many hard lines, but my favorite might be the "and you'll be swinging at the air, no Wii controller" one. Mean and vicious!
All of these track are up for grabs to be on The Great Escape except for this one which is sadly gonna be left off because of an issue with a sample in the beat. Wack, but I guess niggas still being picky with what they'll let people sample.
Corinne Bailey Rae - I'd Do It Again/Closer
That was an incredibly soothing and soulful song. If you can't get with that, be clear, there IS something wrong with you.
Very sexy, very soulful, very Corinne. I'm telling you, this chick is amazing!
There's a iTunes bonus track after the jump for ya, so dig that.
You can learn A LOT about an album by the songs that don't make the cut. Example: When you have hot shit like this (which could have easily been an outro) not even making the cut, you know you're flirting with a classic. Its a shame we don't get this kind of great music more often, but I'm not gonna complain and rather be joyous that it has finally arrived.
Sade - Skin
Interesting. The "now I must begin to wash you off my skin" part could make this an anthem for prostitutes everywhere lol. Seriously though, this is a crazy, stupid, insanely hot song! Sade Adu clearly hasn't lost her fastball and its nice to see her not come back and sell out.
Anyway, we all know the Soldier Of Love album leaked yesterday, but still mark down that the actual album hits store Monday February 8th!
Related:
Sade - Soldier Of Love
The Soldiers Of Love
Rick Ross - Mafia Music 2 (feat. Chrisette Michele)
Ross may not be good at beef, but the nigga sure can pick a beat! Nobody, no matter how strong their hate is, can deny that this shit is sick as fuck. I could've done without that long ass intro, but I'll take it for what came afterwards.
Teflon Don coming this summer! Hopefully he doesn't pick another fight with someone smarter than him again this time around.
Exhibits A-Z
N.O.R.E. - Exhibit CNN
AZ - Exhibit AZ
Twista - Exhibit T
Papoose - Exhibit C Freestyle
Cassidy - Exhibit C Freestyle (feat. Jag)
Saigon - Exhibit Sai
B.o.B - Exhibit C Freestyle
AZ - Exhibit AZ
Twista - Exhibit T
Papoose - Exhibit C Freestyle
Cassidy - Exhibit C Freestyle (feat. Jag)
Saigon - Exhibit Sai
B.o.B - Exhibit C Freestyle
This last one by Bun B isn't techinically over the Exhibit C instrumental, but it was about to be before Bun speaks on how many niggas have already used it and switched it up. Its still a good freestyle regardless though.
The Soldiers Of Love
Related:
Sade - Soldier Of Love
They're Saying Ahh
Ace Hood - Say Ahh Freestyle
Shonie - Say Aah (Ladies Remix) (feat. Trina & Brianna)
Meek Millz - Say Ahh Freestyle
Wiz Khalifa - Say Ahh Freestyle
Shonie - Say Aah (Ladies Remix) (feat. Trina & Brianna)
Meek Millz - Say Ahh Freestyle
Wiz Khalifa - Say Ahh Freestyle
They Wanna Rock Right Now!
Lloyd Banks - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Raekwon - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Fat Joe - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Styles P - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Busta Rhymes - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Young Jeezy - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Jae Millz - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Red Cafe - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Juelz Santana - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
AC - I Wanna Rock Freestyle (Hole In One)
Crooked I - I Wanna Rock Freestyle (Long Beach Wanna Rock)
Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Rock (The Kings G-Mix) (feat. Jay-Z)
Raekwon - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Fat Joe - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Styles P - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Busta Rhymes - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Young Jeezy - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Jae Millz - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Red Cafe - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
Juelz Santana - I Wanna Rock Freestyle
AC - I Wanna Rock Freestyle (Hole In One)
Crooked I - I Wanna Rock Freestyle (Long Beach Wanna Rock)
Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Rock (The Kings G-Mix) (feat. Jay-Z)
I was gonna put them in order from best to worst, but fuck that, I'll just tell you my favorites were Jay-Z's, Crooked I's, and AC's. Those probably went the hardest.
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