BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

April 12, 2010

Jadakiss - All Falls Down (feat. TL Cross)

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Jadakiss is coming back with Champ Is Here Part 3 soon and this is the first track to drop from it!


Pretty decent start, definitely good enough for a mixtape. I'm satisfied. Now check out some bonus Jada after the jump.


Now this is some dope shit! Kiss should seriously consider borrowing this from Hell for the mixtape too.

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J. Anthony Brown - Booty Meat (Window Seat Parody)


J. Anthony Brown is a fuckin' fool! LMAO!

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Drake - Over Video



Visually the video was kinda all over the place BUT I liked it. I mean, at least the nigga attempted to be creative and not just do the same ol' club video.

Now that the video is out, hopefully this gets the single back on track because after reaching #17 a couple weeks ago, its posted 2 negative weeks back-to-back. But again, Drake will be fine. Like I said, they could drop this album at any point and people would still go buy it.

Related:
Drake - Over (Prod. By Boi-1da)
Pushed Back: The Story Of Drake

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April 11, 2010

Jets Rob Steelers For WR Holmes, Leave Behind 5th Round Pick At Scene Of The Crime

PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 06:  Santonio Holmes #10 of the Pittsburgh Steelers looks for running room after a first quarter catch while playing the Oakland Raiders on December 6, 2009 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Man, where was The Situation to warn us a robbery was in progress?? I mean shit! Santonio Holmes, aka the best receiver on your team, you trade him to the Jets for a 5th round draft pick?? You turn a 26 year-old, former 1st round draft pick, Super Bowl MVP, and 1,000 receiver into a 5th round "maybe I'll make the team, maybe I won't" pick?? You can't tell me that's not a robbery. I'm not willing to be convinced the brass in the Jets organization didn't run into Dan Rooney's office with guns drawn demanding this trade. It's the only conclusion that makes any bit of sense.

Seriously though, what the fuck?? And where was Jerry Jones when this robbery was taking place?? After being robber by the Lions in 2008, ol' Jerry should have been first in line to commit this crime!

Dan Rooney like the bizarro Al Davis now. That's right, instead of bringing in over-the-hill players for ridiculously high prices, Rooney gives young players entering their prime away for ridiculously low prices. Nice.

And here's the biggest question stemming from this trade (besides what gun the Jets used in the robbery, of course): What does this mean for Big Ben Roethlisberger?? Is this a warning?? Is he gonna get traded too?? Can they score a 7th rounder and a few practice footballs for him?? I don't know, but I'm intrigued.

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Phil Mickelson Wins 3rd Green Jacket

AUGUSTA, GA - APRIL 11:  (L-R) Angel Cabrera of Argentina presents  Phil Mickelson with the green jacket during the green jacket  presentation after the final round of the 2010 Masters Tournament at  Augusta National Golf Club on April 11, 2010 in Augusta, Georgia.
I don't even know what to say. Tiger really gave this one away with waaaay too many unforced errors. Five bogeys in 1 day for Tiger Woods?? I mean, I figured he wasn't gonna win anyway, but he actually had a legitimate shot going into the last round today. He was just too up and down.

On second thought, Lefty won it out right. He played great and deserved to win. Besides, its hard to feel mad that he won, the man's wife AND mother got breast cancer in the SAME year! That's much harder to come back from than anything Tiger is dealing with.

Oh well, I got a feeling we won't be seeing Tiger until June at the U.S. Open.

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April 08, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 4/8/10

Usher
Usher's Raymond v. Raymond takes over the #1 spot with a string 329,000 sold in his first week in stores. Hot on his heals at #2 is last week's #1, Justin Bieber's My World 2.0, which actually sees a increase in sales this week and moves 291,000. The young bitches must've taken offense to my comments of last week lol. Coming in at #4 is Erykah Badu's New Amerykah, Part Two: Return of the Ankh with 110,400 sold.

I'm not even gonna talk past this sentence on the Hot 100 because #1-8 were standstills.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Usher - Raymond v. Raymond (1)
2. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (1-2)
3. Various Artists - Now! 33 (3-3)
4. Erykah Badu - New Amerykah, Part Two: Return of the Ankh (4)
5. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (4-5)
6. Monica - Still Standing (2-6)
7. Alan Jackson - Freight Train (7)
8. Justin Bieber - My World (5-8)
9. Lady Gaga - The Fame (8-9)
10. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (10-10)
  • Checking in at #12 this week is Method Man, Ghostface Killah and Raekwon's Wu-Massacre with 38,100 sold. Did much better than what I would've guessed.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - Rude Boy (1-1)
2. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (2-2)
3. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (3-3)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (4-4)
5. Lady Gaga - Telephone (5-5)
6. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (6-6)
7. Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be (7-7)
8. Justin Bieber - Baby (8-8)
9. Jason Derulo - In My Head (11-9)
10. Young Money - Bedrock (9-10)
  • Usher's will.i.am produced track OMG as a favorable debut at #14 this week. I don't know if anybody else was thinking it, but I'm gonna say it: Usher is a tad old to be recording a song called "OMG," right??
  • Dirty Money's (really just Diddy's, he gonna get/take all the credit anyway lol) Hello, Good Morning featuring T.I. debuts at #34. This record could be dangerous.
  • Usher's Lil Freak sees a 13 spot bump 56-43.
  • Timbaland's If We Ever Meet Again with Katy Perry jumps 22 spots 96-74.
  • Oddly enough Erykah Badu has had one of the biggest tracks around for the past couple weeks with Window Seats, but it hasn't showed up on the Hot 100. That ends today as Ms. Badu finally checks in at #95.

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April 07, 2010

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Commercial


When I first saw this commercial I thought it was weird and kinda creepy, then I learned the voice used was that of Tiger's deceased dad Earl Woods and I thought it was weird and extremely creepy. I mean, seriously though, what the fuck?? And here's the really crazy part, if he did this commercial at any point before Thanksgiving '09, it would've been totally cool. Funny how these things work.

Anyway, I'm so ready for the Masters tomorrow! I don't really think he's gonna win, but I'm gonna watch feverishly over the next 4 days anyway. I bought Hot Shots Golf 2 weeks ago and have been playing non-stop ever since to prepare myself. I'm amp'd!

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Pushed Back: The Story Of Drake


The only reason I'm even going to talk about this is because the video has a new track from Thank Me Later called Fireworks in it. So instead of talking about Drake's album getting pushed back again (the new "release date" is June 15th), lets talk about the ineptness of Cash Money as a record label.

Who in the FUCK is working up there?? Matter of fact, is anybody even working up there?? And I'm not asking if the employees are not doing shit or just goofing off, I'm asking are there even employees at Cash Money Records to not do the work?? When I think of Cash Money, I think of an empty building with tumbleweed rolling over the carpeted floors. Either that, or Birdman's empty head with tumbleweed rolling where a brain should be.

What else am I to think, there is NO excuse for Drake to not have an album out right now. They can't be waiting on the right time to drop it because the right time is any time. I'll bet you any kind of money that if Drake came out today and said he was dropping his album next Tuesday he'd still 300-400,000 first week. Hell, probably more. They can't be waiting on him to finish, he's been working on this since June 1st of LAST YEAR. I know the nigga is busy, but it should take no real artist that long to make an album.

I just don't get it. Who knows, maybe there's something there I'm not seeing, but if this damn album doesn't drop on June 15th, I'm going to officially lose hope of it ever being released.

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Related:
Drake - Over (Prod. By Boi-1da)
Drake, I Hope You're Taking Notes
Drake Sabotages Own Career, Signs With Young Money

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B.o.B - Don't Let Me Fall

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After the success of Nothin' On You, B.o.B Presents The Adventures of Bobby Ray has a full head of steam moving forward to its April 27th release date. Here's the 2nd single Don't Let Me Fall:


It started off kind of slow, but it definitely picked up once the first verse started going. I don't think it'll be much of a force on radio as a single, but B.o.B fans will love it regardless. Besides, Nothin' On You has seen enough success for both of these singles alone. I mean, how many rappers have the luxury of waiting 4-5 months in between the release of their first and 2nd singles?? Usually its first single drops, does nothing, and 2nd single drops a few weeks later. Well congrats to Bobby.

Related:
B.o.B - Nothin' On You (feat. Bruno Mars)

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Big Boi - Shutterbugg

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You know, I crack on Dr. Dre and Drake for their album delays, but Big Boi and Dre 3000 definitely fits into that category as well. We've been promised solo albums from them dating back to February '08.

Oh well, this is the latest single from Big so lets see how it goes this time around.


Aight, pretty decent. In my opinion this is really nothing to get excited about, but maybe it'll get a few mainstream radio spins. Who knows. I'll just wait and see what 3000 has in store...if he actually does have anything in store.

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April 05, 2010

Kat Stacks: Last Comic Kneeling


I haven't had any time to talk about this Kat Stacks broad, but in the mean time check out this hilarious video!

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April 04, 2010

Donovan McNabb Traded To Redskins

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb stands on the sideline during an NFL wild-card playoff football game against the Dallas Cowboys, Saturday, Jan. 9, 2010, in Arlington, Texas.
I was watching a video on NFL.com earlier that said this was a possibility. I thought it'd never happen. Several hours later, it happened. Well damn!

Anyway, what in the fuck were the Eagles thinking?? You traded Donovan McNabb to a team you play twice a year?? I don't get it. But fuck the Eagles, why are they making shit harder for my Cowboys?? I don't appreciate that at all! The Redskins have all kinds of options now. Now that they have a QB, they don't have to take one in the draft. They could take an O-lineman with the 4th pick, they could trade back into the teens to take Dez Bryant, they could trade Jason Campbell for a 2nd or 3rd round pick, etc. Either way, I'm not looking forward to facing the Redskins this year.

On the other hand, I am pretty ready for the Kevin Kolb era in Philly though. He better be as good as they hoped or this will be an epic fail. Lord knows I'll be rooting for that. And not just because I'm a Cowboy fan, but also because the city of Philadelphia has mistreated Donovan for years and frankly don't deserve him.

Here's the statement Donovan released through his publicist:

"I'm really excited about my future with the Washington Redskins. I'm eager to work with Coach Shanahan. He's been a very successful coach with a couple of Super Bowl victories on his resume. While it has been my goal to win a Super Bowl in Philadelphia, we came up short. I enjoyed my 11 years, and know we shared a lot more good times than bad."

Oh well, at least I have the Redskins' 2005 All-Madden RB corps to look forward to.

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April 01, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 4/1/10

Justin Bieber
Surprise, surprise, Justin Bieber's debut LP, My World 2.0 (My World 1.0 was an EP), takes over the #1 spot. Okay, that actually surprised no one, but what really shocked the shit out of me was that he only sold 282,700. I mean, that's good figure if you're underrated rapper or something, but Justin Bieber is the big phenomenon of 2010. You can't go on Twitter, Facebook, or turn on a TV without seeing that kid's name. There's no excuse for him to not AT LEAST have sold 500,000 first week. These new young groupie bitches are lousy as fuck. Anyway, Monica's Still Standing came in at #2 with 183,800. That's damn good, did her last album even sell that total?? (Don't worry about correcting me, I already know it did.)

Don't really worry about the Hot 100 this week, nothing is really going on on that side.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (1)
2. Monica - Still Standing (2)
3. Various Artists - Now! 33 (3)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (1-4)
5. Justin Bieber - My World (10-5)
6. She & Him - Volume Two (6)
7. Ludacris - Battle Of The Sexes (3-7)
8. Lady Gaga - The Fame (5-8)
9. Marvin Sapp - Here I Am (2-9)
10. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (8-10)
  • Sade's Soldier Of Love crosses the 1 million sold mark this week thanks to roughly 31,300 new buyers. Welcome back to platinumville Sade.
  • Snoop Dogg's More Malice debuts at #29 with 15,500 records sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - Rude Boy (1-1)
2. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (2-2)
3. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (7-6)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (4-4)
5. Lady Gaga - Telephone (3-5)
6. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (5-6)
7. Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be (6-7)
8. Justin Bieber - Baby (10-8)
9. Young Money - Bedrock (8-9)
10. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (9-10)
  • Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber's Eenie Meenie debuts at #30. Sounds terribly wack.
  • Usher's Lil Freak, featuring another bad Nicki Minaj verse, jumps 10 spots 66-56.
  • Lloyd Banks' Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley featuring Juelz Santana rises 9 spaces 79-70.
  • T-Pain's Reverse Cowgirl debuts at #75. I'm interested to see how far this song can go in the mainstream lol.
  • Young Money's Roger That debuts at #86.

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