BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

April 14, 2010

Random News Shit: New Albums Edition

Eminem
1) Eminem Trashes Relapse 2, Introduces Recovery
I think everyone lost their collective shit when Eminem tweeted that there was no Relapse 2 early this morning. Luckily, that tweet was followed by news that his new album would be entitled Recovery and be coming out June 22nd. Needless to say cheers and jeers ensued.

You know I'm super excited for this album no matter what it was called. I wouldn't give a shit if it was gonna be called "Fuck FiyahMuZik.com Vol. 1" or "The Kevin Ain't Shit LP," as long as Eminem is gonna be rapping on it, I'm all over it. And this probably does make more sense though because I honestly didn't see how Just Blaze's production was gonna fit on an album that was anything like Relapse.

Diddy's Dirty Money album Last Train To Paris is supposed to be dropping on that same day so look for that to either be pushed up or pushed back.

2) Kanye West's New Album Coming This June, Premo Says Its Strictly Hard Beats & Rhyme
Okay, there is no way Eminem, Diddy, The Game, Drake, AND Kanye West are all dropping albums in June. Its just not gonna happen, so something's gotta give. My guess is that this album goes back to July or August, Drake goes back to no release date status, and Diddy pushes his back a few weeks. But that's just my uneducated opinion so who's to know??

Whatever, the part I'm more concerned with his what DJ Premier had to say. Kanye's new album is gonna be "strictly hard beats and rhyme[s]" and he's "totally done with electro"?? Is this a dream?? Is one of my favorite artists really returning to what made him famous in the first place?? A man can only hope this is true. I'll keep my fingers crossed tightly just in case.

3) Cee-Lo Working On New Album Entitled Lady Killer
I can't lie, I'd actually prefer another Gnarls Barkley release. Yes, the unthinkable has happened and I'm into Cee-Lo Green the singer more than I am Cee-Lo Green the rapper now, though he's great at both. Lets let that statement breathe for a second.

Okay, so yeah, I'll take this new solo album whole-heartedly, but I'm still gonna be clinging to hope that another Gnarls album is in the works.

Anyway, Lady Killer is supposed to drop some time later this year, but if he keeps up with what he's Dungeon Family brothers Big Boi and Andre 3000 are doing, we may not get it for another 2 to 3 years.

(Side note: Have you ever seen the movie "The Ladykillers" with Tom Hanks and Marlon Wayans?? Its actually a pretty good movie and had some funny ass parts. Check it out if you've never seen it.)

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Kevin Durant Becomes Youngest Scoring Champ Ever

Oklahoma City Thunder's Kevin Durant celebrates with teammates  during the first half of their 26-point win over the Toronto Raptors  during NBA basketball game action in Toronto, Friday, March 19, 2010.
Yes, at 21 years of age, Kevin Durant is now the youngest player to ever win the NBA's scoring title by averaging 30.1 a game. And guess whose record he broke?? Nope, not LeBron's, not Kobe's, not Magic's, not Bird's, not Russell's, not Wilt's, and not even Michael Jeffrey Jordan's! The previous record holder was Max Zaslofsky of the 1947-48 Chicago Stags! That's an over 60 year record! I think its safe to say Portland loss.

Its a damn shame KD and the Thunder have been slipping over the past couple of weeks and have slid all the way down to the 8th seed and are forced to play the Lakers in the first round. Oh well, tough break nigga.

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T.I. Fuck A Mixtape Trailer


I still don't get why people make trailers for musical releases, but I'd be lying my ass off if I said I didn't care when this shit came out lol.

Related:
T.I. - I'm Back

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NFL To Release 2010 Schedule April 20th

NFL
Well that's good news, I guess. I've known who the Cowboys were gonna be playing and where this upcoming season since early January, so the only thing I'll learn is when.

Whatever, lets just fast forward to August! The Cowboys are one of the unlucky teams who have 5 preseason game this season, but I'd give a nut to have that first one be played tomorrow. No bullshit.

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Maxwell - Fistful Of Tears Video



This song recently debuted on the Hot 100 a few weeks back, and now there's a video. This has to be one of the few times in the last 5 years the debut has come before the video. Birthday Sex is one, but I can't think of any other. Oh well, enjoy the vid.

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Snoop Dogg - That Tree (feat. KiD CuDi) Video



How fuckin' huge is KiD CuDi's head?? How much of "that tree" does he have to consume to get that large ass head of his high?? It has to be more than 3 blunts, right?? I don't smoke so I'm just guessing here. I don't know, but its just like his head is too big for his body... Or maybe his head is regular sized and his body is small?? Whatever, that nigga is just abnormal one way or the other.

Oh yeah and the video was cool too.

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Red Cafe - I'm ILL (feat. Fabolous)



I wonder how many singles Red Cafe is gonna come out with before somebody lets him drop an album?? Is he the record holder yet?? I know 50 Cent holds the all-time record for singles before an album dropped with 14 (give or take 10), but I'm thinking its Red Cafe for the all-time record for singles dropped before a debut album. Somebody get back to me on that.

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A Drunken Jerry Disses Parcells, Tebow (Kinda)


These cell phone camera are a bitch, ain't they?? lol. Unfortunately these losers probably fucked it up for anybody who wants to hold a real conversation with Jerry out in public, thanks guys. Either way, Jerry did nor said anything wrong. 1) Obviously he wasn't trying to disrespect Parcells and 2) Tebow really wouldn't see the field as a Cowboy, Romo is the man.

Anyway, check out this incredible column by Jason Witlock on the subject.

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Dolphins Land Brandon Marshall For 2nd Round Picks

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall (R) wards off Kansas City Chiefs cornerback Travis Daniels during the second half of the Broncos win in their NFL football game at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri  December 6, 2009.
What's going on in the AFC East?? First the Jets start landing players left and right and now the Dolphins have got into the action trading 2 second round picks for Brandon Marshall. Years ago, all these moves would have been made by the Patriots.

Anyway, B. Marshall gets a new 4 year, $47.5 million contract for coming to South Florida and all of a sudden the Dolphins are real contenders. Chad Henne finally has somebody to throw to, and now they don't have to use that 12th pick on a receiver. Or they still could take Dez Bryant and line him up on the other side of Marshall. Man, that would be a problem!

Another missed opportunity for Jerry Jones though. If Denver took Kyle Orton and some drfat picks in exchange for Jay Cutler, I think they'd take Roy Williams and maybe a 3rd or 4th rounder for Marshall. Oh well, I'm happy with our WR corps (outside of Roy of course) anyway.

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April 13, 2010

The Game - It Must Be Me (Prod. by The Neptunes)

The Game
Armed with a new release date (June 15th), The Game is back with his new first single for The R.E.D. Album. Dr. Dre will actually be do beats on the album, but this one comes courtesy of The Neptunes.


This is the first thing I've heard from The R.E.D. Album even worth listening to (which I'm sure had more to do with it being pushed back than any excuse Game or Interscope tossed out there). The hook is pretty dry and lackluster, but I could see it growing on me eventually. Other than that, its heat.

Hopefully this is a sign of things to come and he threw Krazy and Big Money into the Recycle Bin.

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April 12, 2010

Teairra Mari - Daddy's Home (Remix)



Fuck! This video couldn't be long enough, I didn't want it to end! Teairra is so gotdamn fine! Why hasn't some hot rapper came and wifed her up yet?? Shit, let me get famous one day, she's the first chick I'm gonna be looking for. Bet. I think I love her!

Oh yeah, the track was pretty dope too lol.

Related:
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Teairra Mari Lapdance
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Teairra Mari In The Source
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Teairra Mari In Black Men
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Holiday Cooking with Teairra Mari

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Shyne - Messiah

Shyne
Aight, here's that new Shyne shit we were supposed to be getting tomorrow. Check it out:


Man, how bad are the rest new Shyne records that Def Jam thought this was the way to go as a first release from him?? This certainly wasn't a good way to come back to us. I mean, he don't even sound like Biggie anymore. He sounds more like an imitation Game now. But besides his voice, the track was monotonous and just plain boring. Very forgettable. Try again.

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Rick Ross - Super High (feat. Ne-Yo)

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Here's the official first single for Rick Ross' 4th album Teflon Don, which is now sporting a June 29th release date. Its funny this should drop now because I just put Mafia Music 2 back into rotation on my playlist last week. Welp, check out the newness:


This shit it super hot! Despite Ross' embarrassment at the hands of 50 Cent last year, I must say he's dropped 2 of the top 5 hottest tracks so far in 2010. Hell, maybe even top 3. Either way, I'm loving how this Teflon Don album is shaping up, Ross might actually have a spot at Album Of The Year this year if he keeps it up. We shall see, but there's nothing but praise coming from me when you drop heat like this.

Related:
Rick Ross - Mafia Music 2 (feat. Chrisette Michele)

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