August 10, 2010
Kanye West's New Album Pushed To November
The good news is that his next single should be dropping later this month. Also, it's VMA season so I'm sure he'll be back to perform it there, most likely as he did on the 2008 VMAs when he wasn't actually in the building and only showed up to perform. The VMAs are on the 12th of September (a big day for me for another reason but we'll get into that later), so I pray he doesn't hold it until then, but I guess we shall see.
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August 09, 2010
Real People, Fake Arms
This is from last week when Will Ferrell was on Jimmy Fallon's show promoting his new flick "The Other Guys," which debuted #1 at the box office this weekend. Welp, he honor of the great Will Ferrell enjoy another gem.
(Side note: Something tells me those arms weren't real.)
Antoine Dodson Extended Autotune Remix
Man, Antoine Dodson has blown up in a major way over the past week, ain't it?? He's the biggest thing on Auto-Tune The News, he has his own YouTube channel now, he has a website, a Zazzle page where he's selling merchandise, and so on and so on. I guess it's only fair to say he ran and told dat. Rimshot!
August 08, 2010
Tim Tebow's New Haircut
Unfortunately for the Cowboys rookie linemen, Tebow wasn't the only one who got a bad haircut recently. Check out Sam Young, Phil Costa, and Will Barker's new do's and then take a look at Mike Tepper's.
No wonder Dez Bryant wanted no parts of this bullshit.
Football Is Back!
Hopefully we can get at least 2 series out of the starters, but both teams have 5 preseason games, so I wouldn't be surprised if they only played one. It's all good though, I'm intrigued to see the backups and young guys play too. I'd be MUCH more excited about this game if Dez Bryant hadn't gotten hurt, but oh well, there's nothing we can do about that now.
Fingers crossed for no more major injuries.
August 06, 2010
Pimps Don't Cry feat. Cee-Lo Green & Eva Mendes
Well that was okay. I don't know it just seems like they burned a lot of calories making this video and the song isn't even all that funny. I mean, it's aight, but could've been much, much better.
(Side note: Don't mind me, my jealousy is doing the talking right now.)
Bring on Eva Mendes' sex tape!
Oh well, a man can still dream...
(Side note: What's up with Eva Mendes wanting her name to be pronounced "Ava" now?? I could be tripping, but it seems like it was always "Eva" and now I keep hearing her saying "Ava."
Wow, this was a pointless waste of a side note lol.)
Shea Davis - Pretty Thug Swag
I haven't posted anything by Shea Davis since June of 2008, but it's time. Oh yes, it is time! Check out my ninja Shea straight murderlizing Soulja Boy's Pretty Boy Swag.
So here's the question: which is worse, this or the original?? The battle of the suck is on!
Either/Or: Iller Celebration
Okay, so today we're pitting the Icelandic soccer team's "Going Fishing" goal celebration against the CFL player Dave Stala's "Foot Work" touchdown celebration. Let's do it.
This is just all kinds of awesome! They should be invited to the 2014 World Cup for their goal celebrations alone. And they're not new to this, they've made the highlight reel with their goal celebrations before.
Aight, now lets check out the competition.
Niiiiice! Most people can't do that with a round ball, let alone an oblong football. You gotta give that a 10.
So which is iller, the Icelandic team going fishing or the CFL player showing off his foot work??
Verdict: I'm gonna have to go with the Icelandic soccer team on this one. Dave's TD celebration was quite impressive, but the soccer team's was more creative and thus more ill. Close one, but yeah, I gotta go with the Iceland.
New Betty Butt-less Twerk Team
Yeah, it's definitely not the same without Betty there. Then again, I don't think it's so much better not being there as much as it's just a third girl not being there. They need to find a new girl to fill in while Betty is on maternity leave.
There's another even more powerful video after the jump. You'll enjoy it better, I promise.
August 05, 2010
Janelle Monae - Cold War Video
Has anybody made the crying Indian commercial joke yet?? Are you sure? Because all I was gonna say is...
You know what? Nevermind.
I love Janelle Monae, so no joke will be made...for now. Cue the dramatic music!
Kanye West - Power Video
Only Kanye could make this video.
And yes, that's all I have to say, a half of a video doesn't get a full review.
Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (feat. Rihanna) Video
Remember when Megan Fox was hot?? Man, what happened?? Oh well, sweet video regardles. Somebody needs to teach me how to do that "person on fire" effect, I could really make good use of that knowledge.
Thursday Billboard Update - 8/5/10
Not much has changed from last week, Eminem's Love The Way You Lie featuring Rihanna remains #1. Katy Perry's Teenage Dream (20-7) and Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (12-9) cross into the top 10.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare (1)
2. Eminem - Recovery (1-2)
3. Rick Ross - Teflon Don (2-3)
4. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (6-4)
5. Drake - Thank Me Later (4-5)
6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 18 (5-6)
7. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (9-7)
8. Sheryl Crow - 100 Miles From Memphis (3-8)
9. Lady Gaga - The Fame (10-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 34 (8-10)
- Tech N9ne's Gates Mixed Plate checks in at #13 with 17,230 sold.
- 50 Cent said Fat Joe's new album The Darkside Vol. 1 sold 5,000 copies the other day. Well it actually sold 12,000 (12,186 to be exact). Nothing to write home about, but about at least he can say 50 was wrong if that helps lol.
- Dru Hil's Indrupendence Day debuts at #30 and sells 11,500. Much better than I thought.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - California Gurls (2-2)
3. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (3-3)
4. B.o.B - Airplanes (4-4)
5. Enrique Iglesias - I Like It (6-5)
6. Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me (7-6)
7. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (20-7)
8. Travis McCoy - Billionaire (7-5)
9. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (12-9)
10. Usher - OMG (8-10)
- Flo Rida's Club Can't Handle Me jumps 19 more spots 52-33.
- Chris Brown's Deuces hops 17 spots 84-67.
- Asher Roth's G.R.I.N.D. debuts at #79.
- Rihanna's Rockstar 101 debuts at #99.





