BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

August 10, 2010

Kanye West's New Album Pushed To November

Kanye
Well this surely sucks ass (with jelly or syrup).

The good news is that his next single should be dropping later this month. Also, it's VMA season so I'm sure he'll be back to perform it there, most likely as he did on the 2008 VMAs when he wasn't actually in the building and only showed up to perform. The VMAs are on the 12th of September (a big day for me for another reason but we'll get into that later), so I pray he doesn't hold it until then, but I guess we shall see.

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August 09, 2010

Real People, Fake Arms


This is from last week when Will Ferrell was on Jimmy Fallon's show promoting his new flick "The Other Guys," which debuted #1 at the box office this weekend. Welp, he honor of the great Will Ferrell enjoy another gem.

(Side note: Something tells me those arms weren't real.)

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Antoine Dodson Extended Autotune Remix


Man, Antoine Dodson has blown up in a major way over the past week, ain't it?? He's the biggest thing on Auto-Tune The News, he has his own YouTube channel now, he has a website, a Zazzle page where he's selling merchandise, and so on and so on. I guess it's only fair to say he ran and told dat. Rimshot!

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August 08, 2010

Tim Tebow's New Haircut

Friar Tebow
I hope those vets in the Denver Broncos' locker room are right with the Lord because this ain't gonna do shit for their chances at Heaven. I'm not sure why LenDale White was the one to post the pic though. Didn't he JUST get picked up by the Broncos?? After being traded for scraps and then cut by his former college coach his focus should probably be elsewhere.

Unfortunately for the Cowboys rookie linemen, Tebow wasn't the only one who got a bad haircut recently. Check out Sam Young, Phil Costa, and Will Barker's new do's and then take a look at Mike Tepper's.

No wonder Dez Bryant wanted no parts of this bullshit.

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Football Is Back!

Cowboys
It's been a long time coming, but August 8th is finally here and we get our first dose of NFL football tonight when my Dallas Cowboys face off against the new look Cincinnati Bengals, or as I like to call them, the Cincinnati Cowboys.

Hopefully we can get at least 2 series out of the starters, but both teams have 5 preseason games, so I wouldn't be surprised if they only played one. It's all good though, I'm intrigued to see the backups and young guys play too. I'd be MUCH more excited about this game if Dez Bryant hadn't gotten hurt, but oh well, there's nothing we can do about that now.

Fingers crossed for no more major injuries.

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August 06, 2010

Pimps Don't Cry feat. Cee-Lo Green & Eva Mendes


Well that was okay. I don't know it just seems like they burned a lot of calories making this video and the song isn't even all that funny. I mean, it's aight, but could've been much, much better.

(Side note: Don't mind me, my jealousy is doing the talking right now.)

Bring on Eva Mendes' sex tape!


Oh well, a man can still dream...

(Side note: What's up with Eva Mendes wanting her name to be pronounced "Ava" now?? I could be tripping, but it seems like it was always "Eva" and now I keep hearing her saying "Ava."

Wow, this was a pointless waste of a side note lol.)

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Shea Davis - Pretty Thug Swag


I haven't posted anything by Shea Davis since June of 2008, but it's time. Oh yes, it is time! Check out my ninja Shea straight murderlizing Soulja Boy's Pretty Boy Swag.

So here's the question: which is worse, this or the original?? The battle of the suck is on!

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Either/Or: Iller Celebration

Okay, so today we're pitting the Icelandic soccer team's "Going Fishing" goal celebration against the CFL player Dave Stala's "Foot Work" touchdown celebration. Let's do it.


This is just all kinds of awesome! They should be invited to the 2014 World Cup for their goal celebrations alone. And they're not new to this, they've made the highlight reel with their goal celebrations before.

Aight, now lets check out the competition.


Niiiiice! Most people can't do that with a round ball, let alone an oblong football. You gotta give that a 10.

So which is iller, the Icelandic team going fishing or the CFL player showing off his foot work??

Verdict: I'm gonna have to go with the Icelandic soccer team on this one. Dave's TD celebration was quite impressive, but the soccer team's was more creative and thus more ill. Close one, but yeah, I gotta go with the Iceland.

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New Betty Butt-less Twerk Team


Yeah, it's definitely not the same without Betty there. Then again, I don't think it's so much better not being there as much as it's just a third girl not being there. They need to find a new girl to fill in while Betty is on maternity leave.

There's another even more powerful video after the jump. You'll enjoy it better, I promise.


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August 05, 2010

Janelle Monae - Cold War Video


Has anybody made the crying Indian commercial joke yet?? Are you sure? Because all I was gonna say is...

You know what? Nevermind.

I love Janelle Monae, so no joke will be made...for now. Cue the dramatic music!

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Kanye West - Power Video


Only Kanye could make this video.

And yes, that's all I have to say, a half of a video doesn't get a full review.

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Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (feat. Rihanna) Video


Remember when Megan Fox was hot?? Man, what happened?? Oh well, sweet video regardles. Somebody needs to teach me how to do that "person on fire" effect, I could really make good use of that knowledge.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 8/5/10

Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare
After fending off Rick Ross's Teflone Don last week, I thought Eminem's Recovery would be a lock for a 6th week at #1. But no. Recovery still moves an impressive 158,658, but Avenged Sevenfold's Nightmare moved 162,505 to takeover at #1. Em could very well return to #1 next week if it keeps up its steady pace, so this is just a bump in the road for Marshall.

Not much has changed from last week, Eminem's Love The Way You Lie featuring Rihanna remains #1. Katy Perry's Teenage Dream (20-7) and Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (12-9) cross into the top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare (1)
2. Eminem - Recovery (1-2)
3. Rick Ross - Teflon Don (2-3)
4. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (6-4)
5. Drake - Thank Me Later (4-5)
6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 18 (5-6)
7. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (9-7)
8. Sheryl Crow - 100 Miles From Memphis (3-8)
9. Lady Gaga - The Fame (10-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 34 (8-10)
  • Tech N9ne's Gates Mixed Plate checks in at #13 with 17,230 sold.
  • 50 Cent said Fat Joe's new album The Darkside Vol. 1 sold 5,000 copies the other day. Well it actually sold 12,000 (12,186 to be exact). Nothing to write home about, but about at least he can say 50 was wrong if that helps lol.
  • Dru Hil's Indrupendence Day debuts at #30 and sells 11,500. Much better than I thought.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - California Gurls (2-2)
3. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (3-3)
4. B.o.B - Airplanes (4-4)
5. Enrique Iglesias - I Like It (6-5)
6. Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me (7-6)
7. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (20-7)
8. Travis McCoy - Billionaire (7-5)
9. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (12-9)
10. Usher - OMG (8-10)
  • Flo Rida's Club Can't Handle Me jumps 19 more spots 52-33.
  • Chris Brown's Deuces hops 17 spots 84-67.
  • Asher Roth's G.R.I.N.D. debuts at #79.
  • Rihanna's Rockstar 101 debuts at #99.

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