Will Hatcher is back (though he's behind the camera this time) and he brought a white friend along. That young man you see ripping this Wiz Khalifa parody is Adam Ivy, and you can check him out at AdamIvy.com.
I'll leave you with Will thanking McDonald's this Black History Month for all their contribution to the community.
February 13, 2011
Red & Yellow
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Happy Valentine's Day From Suelyn
Bad Rabbits Cover Human Nature
Human Nature has got to be in the top 5 greatest songs to hear played by a live band. It's just a great song in general, but the Bad Rabbits do it up nicely. Fiyah Muzik.
Disco Rick Explains Rick Ross Spending $1 Million At K.O.D. To Dan LeBatard
February 10, 2011
Facial Served By Larriques Cunningham Of Lee University
This is just nasty, and no I'm not talking about Larriques Cunningham's first name. It's definitely NOT better, but this dunk reminded me A LOT of Vince Carter's infamous disrespect of Frederick Weis in the 2000 Olympics.
Catching Up With The Twerk
I haven't posted anything by the Twerk Team in awhile, so let the twerking begiiiiiiinnnn!
Thursday Billboard Update - 2/10/11
Remember last week when I said it would be interesting to see what Wiz Khalifa's Black & Yellow did if the Steelers won the Super Bowl? Well as it turns out, it didn't matter because the Packers won and Black & Yellow still rose to #1. And obviously this is Wiz's first #1 record. In other top 10 news, Dr. Dre's I Need A Doctor featuring Eminem and Skylar Green explodes onto the Hot 100, debuting at #5. Should we really start looking out for Detox? I'll believe it when it's in stores.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (3-1)
2. Red - Until We Have Faces (2)
3. Ricky Martin - Musica + Alma + Sexo (3)
4. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (5-4)
5. Rihanna - Loud (13-5)
6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 19 (9-6)
7. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (12-7)
8. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (7-8)
9. P!nk - Greatest Hits...So Far!!! (11-9)
10. Eminem - Recovery (16-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (4-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Grenade (1-2)
3. Katy Perry - Firework (3-3)
4. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (2-4)
5. Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor (5)
6. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (5-6)
7. Far*East Movement - Rocketeer (9-7)
8. Rihanna - What's My Name (6-8)
9. Pitbull - Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) (7-9)
10. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (8-10)
- Chris Brown's Look At Me Now featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes debuts at #11.
- Rihanna's S&M flies 35 spots 66-31 due to the controversy surrounding its over-the-top video.
- Ke$ha's Blow soars 30 spots 96-66 in its 3rd week.
- The Lonely Island's The Creep with Nicki Minaj debuts at #82 a couple weeks after debuting on SNL
- Trey Songz's Love Faces rises 10 spots 100-90.
February 07, 2011
Lowkey Riez - Facedown (Prod. by Cardo)
The first time I heard this song I thought "Fuck, that intro was long as shit." Now I hear it and I feel like it could've been even longer. This is a nice, smooth cut that could quite possibly get you some pussy if played in the right setting. It's like a Plies record minus the extra ignorant, off beat lyrics and too loud vocals. Yeah, pretty much every element but that whole Plies thing that always seems to ruins his girl songs.
Well regardless, I know it's getting Riez some pussy, and at the end of the day, what more could I guy ask for? Exactly. Good job playa!
Christina Aguilera Fucks Up The National Anthem
I know I couldn't be the only person who didn't notice Christina fucked up the lyrics until after the fact. Even though I didn't have any money on it, I was more concerned with timing how long she would hold the word "brave" at the end.
What I did notice was that she did a poor job of singing the anthem overall. She was trying waaaaay too hard, and she over sang a bunch of parts. Other than the fact she held "brave" for about 10 seconds, that was the big them I noticed initially until I hit Twitter.
Hmmm, what are the chances she fucked up because she knew someone she knew had money on how long she'd hold brave, and she got all up in her head about it and confused? It's a possibility, if you ask me.
Oh well, even thought E! is reporting Christina was "visibly upset" and immediately left Dallas, I'm still looking forward to the SNL skit, and all the other parodies that are sure to follow.
The Green Bay Packers Are Your Super Bowl XLV Champions
At the end of the day, the "Brett Favre shit sundae" factor (the worst way a horrible year could end for Brett would be with his replacement in Green Bay winning a Super Bowl) proved to be too strong. I knew that factor loomed since I listened to Kevin Hench bring it up on Adam Carolla's podcast last Friday, but I chose to ignore it. My bad.
Another factor I chose to ignore was the "Dave Dameshek at a Steelers game" factor. On Friday night I finally decided to listen to episode LXI of Daves Of Thunder and at the beginning Jacuzzi Pete said Dave Dameshek would be out next week because he was on assignment at the Super Bowl. On a recent episode of DOT, Dameshek was talking about how the Steelers always lose when he goes to their games (the 2004 AFC Championship game in their 15-1 season being one of them). For whatever reason I chose to ignore that as well. My bad.
BUT let me not get too caught up in these "factors," and ignore the fact that the Steelers played an awful game. I'm amazed they even had a shot at the end after how bad they played. I give Green Bay credit for sealing the deal, but they let a team hang around after turning the ball over 3 times. That's unacceptable. Great teams would've demolished the Steelers the way they played Sunday. I'm not trying to take anything away from them, but the win wasn't that impressive. Aaron Rodgers was impressive, but the Packers weren't as a team. Oh well, a win is a win.
The last thing I wanted to talk about is Green Bay being called "Titletown." Every single year I have to hear idiots talk about how the Dallas Cowboys are no longer America's Team, but nobody ever challenges Green Bay being called Titletown. Why? Last night gave Green Bay its 4th Super Bowl victory, there's 3 teams with more titles than them (Cowboys, 49ers, and Steelers)! We all know the Cowboys have the biggest fan base, so I don't know why we can't continue being America's Team unchallenged if Green Bay can be Titletown with less Super Bowls than 3 teams.
And last, but not least, doesn't it look like Clay Matthews is telling Aaron Rodgers to smell his finger in this picture?
February 06, 2011
NFL Winners & Losers: Super Bowl XLV
10. The Steelers will be wearing their white jerseys.
Okay, I admit this one is a bit of a reach, but in Super Bowls XL and XLIII the Steelers wore their road white jerseys, and both times they won. I don't know what it is about these NFC stadiums the Steelers love so much, but if it works, it works. Just putting it out there.
9. Skinny coach vs. fat coach.
Skinny coaches win Super Bowls. It wasn't always this way, but in recent years the slimmer coach has held the Lombardi Trophy in the end. I don't know if it's America's new found interest in fitness and health, but these skinny guys just keep on winning. Check it out:
SB XLIV: Sean Payton over Jim Caldwell
SB XLIII: Mike Tomlin over Ken Whisenhunt
SB XLII: Tom Coughlin over Bill Belichick
SB XLI: Tony Dungy over Lovie Smith
SB XL: Bill Cowher over Mike Holmgren
SB XXXIX: Belichick over Andy Reid
Hey don't blame me, it's just good science.
(Side note: Yes, I realize Mike Tomlin and Ken Whisenhunt are about the same size, but regardless, neither is fat, so it still proves my point.)
8. Former Cowboys are back for revenge.
I realize Erik Walden was drafted by Dallas in 2008, but he didn't make the team and he was never even on our practice squad, so he doesn't count. The guys I'm talking about now suit up in black and yellow. That's right, Flozell Adams and Shaun Suisham.
Flozell Adams was a Cowboy for 12 seasons, got cut in the offseason, and karma has brought him back to Dallas with a new team for a chance to win a Super Bowl. As deep as Adams' roots are with Dallas, Shaun Suisham may have an even bigger chip on his shoulder when it comes to the Cowboys. Dallas didn't let him go once, they didn't let him twice, they let him go 3 separate times! Now he also has a chance to come back and haunt Cowboys Stadium. It would only make sense if they made it this far and won.
7. People tried to make a big deal out of Ben Roethlisberger taking his linemen to a piano bar.
I guess with all the in-house controversies the Packers heaped on themselves since the NFC Championship game someone thought they could turn this into a distraction for the Steelers. Unfortunately, the people who attempted to blow this out of proportion didn't have much to work with. Ben was at a piano bar, not a night club or strip club (and even if he was, last time I checked, that wasn't illegal). He took his linemen with him, he wasn't out partying and
That story was like an anti-distraction. Score another one for the Steel Town.
6. It took the Packers 2 days to realize all their players should be in the team photo.
When I first heard that the Packers weren't going to let their players on injured reserve be in their Super Bowl picture, I knew they were going to lose. It's really not about the picture, it's about not being able to handle the moment.
This is how the conversation should have gone:
Packers exec 1: Should we let the IR guys in the Super Bowl team photo?
Packers exec 2: Of course, why wouldn't we? After all they are apart of the team.
The end.
Sadly that didn't happen, and this served as a pointless distraction that could've easily been avoided with common sense.
5. Aaron Rodgers questioned the rehab choices of guys on IR.
I like Aaron Rodgers and all, but why would he do this to his team? You're about to play in the Super Bowl and you're calling out your own teammates in the media over something that doesn't have anything to do with the big game? Really, that's your approach?
Rodgers supposedly patched it up with his guys, but it's the pointless distractions like this that make or break a team. This made me almost positive it would break the Pack.
4. The Packers are the favorites in Vegas.
The spread opened at -2.5 points in favor of the Packers almost immediately after the Steelers beat the Jets in the AFC Championship game, and hasn't changed since (OK, it did go to -3 at some point, but it's back at -2.5, so you get what I'm saying). But based on what? The Packers barely hung on against Caleb Hanie just hours earlier, and now they're 2.5 point favorites over the #1 defense in the NFL? Alright then.
3. Steelers have all the Super Bowl experience.
While the majority of the Steelers' team has Super Bowl experience, including 14 players who were around for both recent Steelers Super Bowl wins, only 3 Packers can say the same. Charles Woodson played for the Raiders in Super Bowl XXXVII, Ryan Pickett played for the Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI, and John Kuhn (the only Packers player with a Super Bowl ring) was on the Steelers practice squad when they won Super Bowl XL.
Of course, none of this stopped the inexperienced Giants from beating the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII. Then again, the Steelers are the underdogs here despite all of their big game experience, unlike the 2007 Pats.
2. Ben wins.
You can say whatever you want about Ben Roethlisberger's private life, but the fact that he's a winner is undeniable. Even when Ben struggled mightily in Super Bowl XL, the refs made sure he won. Like I said, Ben wins. The guy is 10-2 in the playoffs, and half of those losses came in his rookie season in 2004 when the Steelers loss to the eventual Super Bowl winning Patriots in the AFC Championship game.
1. Everyone thinks Packers gonna win.
I tried not to watch too much Super Bowl coverage these past 2 weeks, but from everything I did see, everybody and their momma thinks the Packers are going to win. From what I've seen and heard, I'd say the public is about 80-20 in favor of the Pack. That's never a good thing, especially when you factor in the 9 other reasons I gave above.
Just in these playoffs alone, every heavy favorite in the public has loss (See: Seahawks over Saints, Jets over Colts, and Jets over Pats). The last thing the Pack should've hoped for is overwhelming public support, and that's just what they got.
Bonus Reason: Lil Wayne made Green & Yellow.
After giving it some thought, I've decided to add Lil Wayne's Green & Yellow as a reason Green Bay won't win Super Bowl XLV. At the end of the day, it will prove to be too wack and corny to overcome.
Tom Brady Wins MVP
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