BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

February 19, 2011

Lil Kim - Black Friday (Nicki Minaj Diss) Video


First reaction: It took damn near 3 months to make this shit?

Second reaction: Who is this person, her face looks stiff as a corpse.

Third reaction: WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

Look, I'm not a big Nicki Minaj fan, but Kim really needs to sit her ass down somewhere. And I'm not even gonna get into the mixtape sales/paypal shit because I just don't care enough, but Lil Kim, don't you realize you're only making her more popular? Take a seat, ma'am.

(Side note: I see this video said it's executive produced by Fendi. I been wondering where he's been since The Come Up DVDs fell off. Apparently he's been sitting and sulking at Nicki having success and leaving him in the past. Tough break nigga.)

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February 17, 2011

Chocolate Drop Invades Big Boy's Neighborhood


Three words for you nut ass rappers: Real. Rap. RAW!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/17/11

Now 37
Now That's What I Call Music 37 debuts at #1 this week with 150,800 albums sold. No word on why people are still buying these compilation albums in the age of free downloading.

Lady Gaga's new single Born This Way debuts at #1 and becomes the 1,000th #1 record in the Hot 100's 52-year history. No word on if the song is about her penis. Cee-Lo's Fuck You returns to the top 10 after his Grammy performance and jumps 9 spots 16-7. Rihanna's S&M soars 23 spots (31-8) and enters the top 10 for the first time, replacing her previous hit What's My Name featuring Drake.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Various Artists - Now 37 (1)
2. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (2)
3. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (17-3)
4. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (1-4)
5. P!nk - Greatest Hits...So Far!!! (9-5)
6. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (4-6)
7. Eminem - Recovery (10-7)
8. Rihanna - Loud (5-8)
9. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (7-9)
10. Justin Bieber - My Worlds Acoustic (47-10)
  • Slaughterhouse's self-titled EP comes in at #147 with 5,100 copies sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1)
2. Katy Perry - Firework (3-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Grenade (2-3)
4. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (1-4)
5. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (4-5)
6. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (6-6)
7. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (16-7)
8. Rihanna - S&M (31-8)
9. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (19-9)
10. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (10-10)
  • Jay Sean's Hit The Lights featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #18.
  • After performing it at the Grammys and releasing a film by the same title, Justin Bieber's Never Say Never flies 24 spots 49-25.
  • Adele's Rolling In The Deep rides 23 spots north 64-41.
  • Wiz Khalifa's Roll Up debuts at #48.
  • Trey Songz's Love Faces rises another 10 spots 90-80.
  • Lupe Fiasco's Words I Never Said debuts at #89.
  • Justin Bieber's Pray debuts at #91.

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February 15, 2011

The Rock Is Back!


Okay, I'm not gonna pretend like I still watch wrestling, but I'm actually kinda excited about the news that The Rock is gonna be hosting WrestleMania XXVII. I stopped watching wrestling when The Rock and Stone Cold left, but I'm definitely gonna check this out for old time's sake.

In other Dwayne Johnson news, he's on Twitter now. You can follow him @TheRock, if you can smell what The Rock is cooking!

WrestleMania XXVII is April 3rd.

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February 14, 2011

Smiley - Laid Back Video


My ninja Smiley! If you fuck with it, head over to iTunes and cop!

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February 13, 2011

Red & Yellow


Will Hatcher is back (though he's behind the camera this time) and he brought a white friend along. That young man you see ripping this Wiz Khalifa parody is Adam Ivy, and you can check him out at AdamIvy.com.

I'll leave you with Will thanking McDonald's this Black History Month for all their contribution to the community.


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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Happy Valentine's Day From Suelyn

Suelyn
I'm gonna be at work all tomorrow and enjoying Heat-Celtics, Lakers-Magic, and the Grammy's today so I figured I'd just go ahead and drop this now. Enjoy the gorgeous Suelyn Medeiros.

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Bad Rabbits Cover Human Nature


Human Nature has got to be in the top 5 greatest songs to hear played by a live band. It's just a great song in general, but the Bad Rabbits do it up nicely. Fiyah Muzik.

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Disco Rick Explains Rick Ross Spending $1 Million At K.O.D. To Dan LeBatard

Disco Rick
Remember when Rick Ross and Diddy spent $1 million at King Of Diamonds for his birthday party 2 weeks ago? Well co-owner of K.O.D., Disco Rick, called into the Dan LeBatard Show the other day to explain how it all went down. You may find it informative, I found it hilarious. Either way, enjoy.

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February 10, 2011

Facial Served By Larriques Cunningham Of Lee University


This is just nasty, and no I'm not talking about Larriques Cunningham's first name. It's definitely NOT better, but this dunk reminded me A LOT of Vince Carter's infamous disrespect of Frederick Weis in the 2000 Olympics.

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Catching Up With The Twerk


I haven't posted anything by the Twerk Team in awhile, so let the twerking begiiiiiiinnnn!


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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/10/11

Pink Friday
After 11 weeks in stores, Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday finally crosses the 1 million sold mark and also hits #1 for the first time. Pink Friday only sold 45,300, so it's #1 by default, but you can't fault Nicki for that. What is amazing though is that Nicki reached the 1 million sold mark before Kanye West did, despite Yeezy's 100,000-plus head start in first week sales. Kanye will have to wait until next week to sell the 1,000,000th copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Remember last week when I said it would be interesting to see what Wiz Khalifa's Black & Yellow did if the Steelers won the Super Bowl? Well as it turns out, it didn't matter because the Packers won and Black & Yellow still rose to #1. And obviously this is Wiz's first #1 record. In other top 10 news, Dr. Dre's I Need A Doctor featuring Eminem and Skylar Green explodes onto the Hot 100, debuting at #5. Should we really start looking out for Detox? I'll believe it when it's in stores.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (3-1)
2. Red - Until We Have Faces (2)
3. Ricky Martin - Musica + Alma + Sexo (3)
4. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (5-4)
5. Rihanna - Loud (13-5)
6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 19 (9-6)
7. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (12-7)
8. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (7-8)
9. P!nk - Greatest Hits...So Far!!! (11-9)
10. Eminem - Recovery (16-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (4-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Grenade (1-2)
3. Katy Perry - Firework (3-3)
4. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (2-4)
5. Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor (5)
6. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (5-6)
7. Far*East Movement - Rocketeer (9-7)
8. Rihanna - What's My Name (6-8)
9. Pitbull - Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) (7-9)
10. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (8-10)

  • Chris Brown's Look At Me Now featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes debuts at #11.
  • Rihanna's S&M flies 35 spots 66-31 due to the controversy surrounding its over-the-top video.
  • Ke$ha's Blow soars 30 spots 96-66 in its 3rd week.
  • The Lonely Island's The Creep with Nicki Minaj debuts at #82 a couple weeks after debuting on SNL
  • Trey Songz's Love Faces rises 10 spots 100-90.

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February 07, 2011

Lowkey Riez - Facedown (Prod. by Cardo)

Facedown
Posting these other niggas shit is getting people's whole website shut down, so I'll just post some hot shit from somebody I know. Besides, fucking Stacy Dash is on the artwork! How could I resist? Lets do this:


The first time I heard this song I thought "Fuck, that intro was long as shit." Now I hear it and I feel like it could've been even longer. This is a nice, smooth cut that could quite possibly get you some pussy if played in the right setting. It's like a Plies record minus the extra ignorant, off beat lyrics and too loud vocals. Yeah, pretty much every element but that whole Plies thing that always seems to ruins his girl songs.

Well regardless, I know it's getting Riez some pussy, and at the end of the day, what more could I guy ask for? Exactly. Good job playa!

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