BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

June 06, 2011

Welcome Home Plaxico!

Former New York Giants star Plaxico Burress speaks to reporters after being released from the Oneida County Correction Facility in Rome, N.Y. , Monday, June 6, 2011. Burress was released from prison after spending nearly two years behind bars on a gun charge.
Damn does time fly, it seems like just 2 years ago that Plaxico was locked up for 2 years for shooting himself.

Well I'm glad dude is home with his family and I hope he lands on he feet in the NFL. I'm not gonna lie, I'd take Plax fresh out the cell block over Roy Williams ANY day. I'd tell Jerry to make it happen, but he and the rest of the owners are busy trying to figure out new ways to steal the player's share of the money.

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June 05, 2011

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell


GAY GAY GAY.

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Gay Bear Hotline

I just minding my own business watching this Billy Sorrells prank call video last night when the "Gay Bear Hotline" starts popping up in the video out of nowhere. Nigga, this shit is fuckin' HILARIOUS! How does this not have a million views? Maybe it did and YouTube took the original down? Who's to know, but man was this shit funny as hell.

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The BEST Rebecca Black Parody!


Wow, that was so, so, so, so, SOOOOO ill!

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T-Pain Vows To Never Use Auto-Tune Again

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 14:  Rapper T-Pain performs at KIIS FM's Wango Tango at the Staples Center on May 14, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
Been meaning to talk about this for a few days, but whatever. Anyway, ya boy T-Pain told AllHipHop.com that he will never use auto-tune again. Hmm, no wonder there were so many joints on that Prevolver mixtape, he had to get rid of all the auto-tune records to start his new beginning. Neat.

Now, before you take to the streets and rejoice, you should know that that doesn't mean T-Pain will stop using funny voice effects altogether. Actually he's got something new called "The T-Pain Effect" that he says is "bigger and better" than auto-tune, which probably code for "weirder and even more annoying." Welp, I guess we'll just have to wait to see what "The T-Pain Effect" is exactly. Fingers crossed for it not being worse than auto-tune because that would be an odd and cruel way of Pain making us miss the technology that nearly killed Hip-Hop.

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Adrien Brody Reads Biggie's "The Ten Crack Commandments" As Poetry


Yo, I know he was trying to be serious, but this shit was fuckin' HILARIOUS! My favorite part? This of course. I might have to start doing dramatic Hip-Hop readings too because it's really never not funny.

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June 04, 2011

Sad Heat Fan


I hadn't made a video in awhile, so what better time than after the bitter Game 2 loss by the Heat? Exactly. Enjoy!

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June 02, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 6/2/11

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Adele's 21 has ruled the Billboard 200 thus far in 2011...then Lady Gaga's Born This Way dropped. Born This Way sold 1,108,400 albums first week, the most any album has sold since 50 Cent's The Massacre in 2005. All isn't bad for Adele though as 21 sells another 126,000 and is rounding the bases on double platinum. Also, Maybach Music Group's Self Made Vol. 1 debuts at #5 with 58,900 sold.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep remains #1 for a 5th consecutive week, but the big story today is DJ Khaled's I'm on One featuring Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne skyrocketing 68 positions 78-10. Now if you ask me, it's the most overrated song of the year, but the people seem to love it so there you have it. And this marks DJ Khaled's first career top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1)
2. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (2)
3. Adele - 21 (1-3)
4. Glee Cast - Glee, The Music: Season 2, Vol. 6 (4)
5. Maybach Music Group - Self Made Vol. 1 (5)
6. Various Artists - Now 38 (3-6)
7. New Kids On The Block & Backstreet Boys - NKOTBSB (7)
8. Foster The People - Torches (8)
9. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (4-9)
10. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (5-10)
  • Jadakiss' I Love You mixtape debuts at #40 with 11,200 sold. Not bad for a mixtape.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (3-2)
3. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-3)
4. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (5-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (4-5)
6. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (6-6)
7. Britney Spears - Till The End (7-7)
8. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (19-8)
9. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (8-9)
10. DJ Khaled - I'm on One (78-10)
  • Beyonce's Girls (Run The World) soars 21 spots 50-29 in its 6th week on the charts.
  • Lady Gaga's You And I debuts at #36.
  • Beyonce's 1+1 debuts at #57.
  • Rihanna's California King Bed flies 14 spots 80-66 in its 2nd week.
  • Lil Wayne awful new single How To Love debuts at #69. If this song does well, maybe Tha Carter IV will be pushed up instead of back?
  • Lady Gaga's Marry The Night debuts at #79.
  • Mac Miller's Donald Trump debuts at #80.
  • Rihanna's Man Down debuts at #94.
  • Lupe Fiasco's Out Of My Head featuring Trey Songz debuts at #98.

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Surprise! Tha Carter IV Pushed Back To August 29th

Tha Carter IV
So after being pushed back to June 21st, Tha Carter IV has now been pushed back to August 29th (Michael Jackson's birthday...as well as John McCain's and most importantly, my grandma's). I know, I know, you can't believe it either, but hey shit happens.

You know what I else I can't believe? That not one of the albums on the Cash Money/Young Money's "A Hot Summer" release date list is currently on proper schedule. Well, unless Bow Wow's album is ready to go for next Tuesday lol.

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June 01, 2011

Ricky Rubio Agrees To Join Minnesota Next Season

Spain's Ricky Rubio reacts during the Group Dpreliminary round match between New Zealand and Spain at the FIBA World Basketball Championships in Izmir, on August 29,  2010.
Good, now we can finally see that he can't play in the NBA and move on with our collective lives.

(Side note: This is just what Minnesota needed to take the next step, another point guard. Of course.)

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Surprise! Mister Cee Pleads Guilty

Mister Cee
What?! You mean to tell me all the piles and piles of evidence proving that he committed a boy on boy crime were true? I'm stunned. I guess Funkmaster Flex should spend less time knowing everything that goes on in "that building" and more on what's going on in his own.

Speaking of Flex, who comes out (no pun intended...okay, kinda) looking more foolish in this situation, Mister Cee for being down for the sword fight or Flex for sticking up for him so aggressively?

Call me crazy, but I'm leaning towards Funk Flex (something I'm sure Mister Cee has wanted to do for years). Cee did what any uncloseted gay guy that got caught in a similar situation would do: deny, deny, deny. Flex, on the other hand, did what any guy on the D.L. would do if gay shit came up: get angry. That's actually worse because the allegations weren't even against him. It was almost like he was telling us he might have something in common with Mister Cee besides being a DJ for Hot 97. Just putting it out there.

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Shaq Retires

Boston Celtics center Shaquille O'Neal waits on the court while his teammates are introduced for their NBA basketball game against the Philadelphia 76ers in Boston, Massachusetts December 22, 2010.
Shaq tweeted this video earlier today and just like that his career is over. I don't keep stats of this, but he's the first pro athlete to retire via Twitter, right? Damn, things done changed.

Anyway, I'm glad Shaq finally called it quits because 1) it was terrible seeing him struggle to get up and down the court and 2) it was fucking weird that he was the oldest player in the league. I was 7 when Shaq came into the league, now I'm 26! That's insane to me.

Whatever, thanks for helping bring that first title to South Florida, you will be missed (until you find a way to get back on our TV screens again a la Charles Barkley).

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Beanie Sigel Apologizes To Jay-Z

Beans & Jay
Good, it was such a bad look for Beans to be dissing Hov in the first place, so I'm glad he was able to realize that. Anyway, here's his exact words from XXL:

"What Mike Epps say? 'Gangstas fuck up too, Whatever I felt this dude Jay did wrong to me, it can’t outweigh the one thing he did do for me – he gave me an opportunity. Dude gave me an opportunity. A lot of people don’t get opportunities. He gave me that. That outweighs everything. I need that in black and white. I got caught in the moment and put my feelings out there. I should have never done that."

"I was explaining the whole Roc-A-Fella shit and a lot of feelings were going to get hurt. I was airing shit out. Just the homies could listen to that when they come into the studio. I couldn’t put that out. It wouldn’t sit right with me."

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