June 13, 2011
Mavs Win It All
June 12, 2011
Doo Doo Hard (Hustle Hard Parody)
New shit by me (finally). I was waiting around for my brother to do his part for over a month, then I just said fuck it and edited the video. I hope it's enjoyable.
June 10, 2011
Bow Wow On Sleep
Let me start this by saying that I like Bow Wow. I don't know why, but I always fucked with him even before he started writing his own shit.
Now with that being said, this is one of the stupidest stances I've ever heard. To be fair to Bow, he definitely isn't the only rapper or entertainer that feels this way (though most of them feel this way because they can't sleep rather than they refuse to), but it's still an idiotic stand to take. Seriously, why wouldn't you want to sleep? What has sleep ever done to anyone, but bring joy and eye boogers? Most of the time these niggas aren't doing shit anyway, it's not like they have to clock in anywhere, especially all his others niggas who he says he also wakes up when he gets up (hopefully they're not in the same bed lol).
I don't know, it could just be me, but I don't feel like not sleeping is good for anyone's career. I mean, you think Oprah doesn't sleep? Bill Gates? Warren Buffet? Again, it could just be me, but being anti-sleep seems moronic lol.
Bad Meets Evil
I actually just listened to the album and it's certified hot shit. The swiftness with which this project came together and was released kinda makes me pissed off at everybody always talking about their grinding but hardly ever dropping shit. Whatever though.
Anyway, I'm surprised they didn't employ this guy to say anything on the album, I think that would've been tight (Side note: I'm pretty sure the guy in this video is not the guy from the skit). I'm still copping it regardless, but I'm just saying it would've been cool.
Watch The Throne Coming July 4th?
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Less Fat Joe
This is great, I'm really happy for Joe on his weight loss. I think I'm most happy that he didn't have any surgery or go on any weird diet, he just ate right and exercised. That's what it's all about right, not diet books and informercial exercise devices. Go Joe!
Bob Ley Spits Some Hov
With Ted Williams, the couple that won Super Bowl tickets, and the guy who recited every country in the world in alphabetical order, I thought 2011 was the Year Of The Homeless. But with Gweneth Paltrow, Adrien Brody, and now Bob Ley, 2011 is now the Year Of White People Rapping. I wonder who will be next?
June 09, 2011
Your Vagina Ain't WHAT?!
Ohhhh, your vagina ain't handicapped! My bad, I thought you were saying something else. My hearing gets blocked at times when I'm rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.
Seriously though, what the fucking fuck? I'm just gonna assume someone is on the other side of that camera with a pistol pointed at her face making her do this. I mean, what else could be a possible explanation? I can't think of another.
I'm not gonna front though, that shit was kinda ill. No, not the thought of fucking her unhandicapped vagina, her lyrics, they were actually kinda tight. One freestyle and she's already leaps and bounds ahead of the likes of Soul-less Boy, Lil B, and Gucci Mane (to name a few).
Keep the good work lady, and don't be surprised if Young Real Nigga hops on the remix.
Thursday Billboard Update - 6/9/11
Nothing interesting is going on on the Hot 100 this week and Adele's Rolling In The Deep is still #1.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (3-2)
3. Death Cab For Cutie - Codes and Keys (3)
4. Eddie Vedder - Ukulele Songs (4)
5. My Morning Jacket - Circuital (5)
6. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (2-6)
7. Various Artists - Now 38 (6-7)
8. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (9-8)
9. Flogging Molly - Speed of Darkness (9)
10. Glee Cast - Glee, The Music: Season 2, Vol. 6 (4-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-2)
3. Katy Perry - E.T. (3-3)
4. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (6-4)
5. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (4-5)
6. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (9-6)
7. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (8-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (5-8)
9. Britney Spears - Till The End (7-9)
10. Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On (12-10)
- I can't say I'm shocked, but Lil Wayne's How To Love skyrockets 57 spots 69-12 in its 2nd week on the charts.
- Pitbull's International Love featuring Chris Brown debuts at #59.
- Beyonce's Best Thing I Never Had debuts at #84.
- Rihanna's Man Down flies 26 spots 94-68 amid controversy over the video. I've watched the video several times in the past few days, and the only controversy its caused is in my pants.
- Lupe Fiasco's Out Of My Head with Trey Songz jumps 11 spots 98-87.
- Trey Songz's Unusual featuring Drake debuts at #90.
- Rej3ctz's Cat Daddy debuts at #97. I've seen people saying they've wanted to do "the Cat Daddy," so I'm assuming it's some kind of new dance, but I don't care enough to find out for sure.
Big K.R.I.T. - Country Shit (Remix) (feat. Ludacris & Bun B) Video
With guys like Soul-less Boy Tell'himwhotobe polluting Hip-Hop like an AIDS dick in an orgy, you have to remember that there are actually talented artists out there to be enjoyed. Enjoy Big K.R.I.T., laugh and point at Soul-less.
Soul-less Boy: A Child Lost
Now that's not to say Soul-less was once brilliant and is now missed, and is to say that this nigga is a lost person who doesn't know who he wants to be. First he wanted to be Bow Wow, then he wanted to be Gucci Mane, then he wanted to be O.J. Da Juiceman, then he wanted to be Tupac, and now he wants to be Lil B. If I thought Lil B actually wrote songs and didn't get high and find the nearest recordable device, I'd say he wrote this for him because this is 1000% Based god (yes, the G is lower case on purpose). The rambling rant at the beginning, the basicness of his flow, the terribleness of the lyrics, the in-and-out camera shots, it's all Lil B. Hell, the nigga even had somebody doing that retarded stirring dance. Here's exhibit A-Z. I rest my case, Soul-less Boy is an impostor.
Of course this all raises the question: "How are you conceited when you're not even you?" But seeing how much I don't care, I'm just gonna end it here.
June 06, 2011
Random News Shit: NBA Headlines Edition
In all honestly, this really isn't a big deal, but for the simple fact that if LeBron had said this ESPN would've interrupted whatever it was showing to do a special report, I'm posting it. Here's the quote: "They keep sticking him [LeBron] on Jet in the fourth quarters and he's been doing a good job... Jet hasn't really been a crunch-time, clutch player for us the way we need him to."
Snap!
2) DeShawn Stevenson Calls LeBron & Wade "Actors"
This nigga REALLY almost got the STFU Award, but then I remembered it was just DeShawn Stevenson. And if anybody would know who was acting out there, it'd be DeShawn because he has great front row seats after his struggle minutes in the first quarters of games. Of course, if I was on a team shooting jump shots and getting to the foul line nearly double as many times as my opponents that's constantly driving to the basket, I'd shut the fuck up. But then again, I wouldn't have gotten a $5 bill tattooed across my throat, so what do I know?
3) Mark Jackson To Coach The Warriors
Good for Mark, but I sure will miss the Breen-Jackson-Van Gundy 3-man booth ABC and ESPN deployed for big games.
Welp, look on the bright side, if the Warriors continue playing like the Warriors we'll have the band back together in no time.
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