Blind Side 2? The Jimmy Butler Story

This is the story of Jimmy Butler who got drafted 30th overall to the Chicago Bulls the other night.

If there was ever gonna be a sequel to "The Blind Side," there's no doubt it would be about Jimmy Butler (though I'm sure much like "The Hangover II," everyone would idiotically criticize the storyline for being too similar to the original despite that being the whole point). Dude got kicked out of his house by his cunt of a mom at the age of 13 and bounced around for years until finding a home and family his senior year. Jimmy then went off to junior college where was began to be recognized by scouts at tops schools and landed a scholarship with Marquette. A few year later, and now he's in the NBA. You know his biological mother is PISSED! You gotta love it.

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Will.I.Am Reads His Lyrics...While He's Performing

I know Will is uber success and all making bullshit music, but this nigga is a failure. How can't he memorize those simple ass lyrics of his? It's not like he's spitting Busta Rhyme's verse from Look At Me Now, he's saying some bullshit that begins with "This is that original. This has no identical." Really Will, that was too much to not read off the BlackBerry? Drake, you're officially off the hook. Congrats.

(Side note: No, I don't have any opinion on buddy with the hot pink boy shorts and knee high socks. Matter of fact, I'd like to pretend this all didn't happen.)

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Why???: Athletes Rapping

This is reason #1,062 why the NFL lockout needs to end immediately, and reason #453 why the NBA lockout better be brief. As you know from guys like Soulja Boy, Lil B, and RiFF RAFF, rapping isn't for everyone. Unfortunately Chris Johnson and Lou Williams have yet to receive that memo. Let's proceed with CJ's song Act On Deck (and no I have no idea what that means either so don't ask):


CJ is clearly the Jewels...I mean Allen Iverson, of the NFL, so maybe it's a good thing we're in a lockout because you know Dictator Goodell (the same guy who can't get the players and owners to agree on how to split up billions and billions of dollars) would surely suspend him for his stupid Act. Somebody get this man a pair of cleats and a football field ASAP.

(Side note: If Iverson's 40 Bars came out in 2011 the internet might've exploded.)

Next up is ya man Lou Williams, back up point guard for the Philly Sixers, with his song and video Slow It Down:


Okay, okay, let me get this straight: Lou entices girls to come home with him by pouring champagne on models and telling them he has an elevator in his crib, but once he gets them there ready to fuck it's time to slow it down and get to know him? Fuck him using "pototoes, potatoes" in a rap, is that really what this song is about? Yeah he can't rap either, but his song may make less sense than Chris'.

Good thing I'm not the owner or GM of the Sixers because wackness of this degree is a waive-able offense.

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Apparently Soulja Boy Signed RiFF RAFF

I understand times are hard, but no grown man should be this excited to sign to a label that hasn't produced any successful artists in its history. Then again, this is the guy who felt he should use MTV in his name despite only appearing on 2 episodes of "From G's To Gents," so we know we're dealing with a crazy person.

If you can't get enough of terrible rap, ya boy RiFF put out a new shitty freestyle the other day where I believe he admits to snorting coke about 45 seconds in. Catch that after the jump if you care (though I'm sure you don't).

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Kevin Hart On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

You gotta love Kevin Hart! I'm glad he was able to recovery after that failed opening Wayne Brady/NSYNC joke. That shit was awful. Anyway, part 2 is after the jump.



And as a little bonus, here's K. Hart on Jermaine Dupri's Living The Life YouTube show, just fast forward to 1:24.

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A Few Thoughts On The NBA Draft

Even though I wish they hadn't, I the Cavs made the right decision to take Kyrie Irving #1 overall last night. I think we're gonna have a Manning-Leaf/Durant-Oden type situation going on with Kyrie and Derrick Williams, or at the least, a Rose-Beasley. I'm sure Minnesota is hoping for the latter, but I wouldn't be surprised if Derrick Williams was a complete bust. I know he was good in the tournament, but honestly, how many people even knew who he was before then? I know I didn't. Not that me knowing who you are is the defining factor for a player, but I'm just not sure about him for some reason. I mean, I hope the kid turns out good, but I think his ceiling is a poor man's Mike Beasley.

And don't think I'm just picking on Derrick Williams either, personally, I think 2011 will go down as one of the worst drafts of all-time. Who knows, but I could see potential busts all over the place, especially all these guys from overseas who most of us have really never seen play. I think at least half of the lottery picks could be out of the NBA within the next 5 years. Either that, or getting Adam Morrison-type minutes.

One guy that I hope isn't a bust though is Fort Lauderdale's own Brandon Knight. That's for obvious reasons. He probably should've stayed in school another year, but we know he's better than Rodney Stuckey, so he should be fine in Detroit.

I'm not sure what Sacramento was trying to do by picking Jimmer Fredette at #9. I'm saying they took him too high, but I am saying he makes little-to-no sense for their team. He wants the ball, Tyreke Evans wants the ball, and DeMarcus Cousins wants the ball, I just don't see how that works. And that's not to mention potentially playing an Evans-Fredette backcourt. Who's gonna play he 1 and who's gonna play the 2? To me, this is WAY worse than Curry-Ellis in Oakland. Sac-Town should've just let him fall to Utah at #12 as well the Lord's plan.

As usual, the Knicks left everyone scratching their heads with their pick of Iman Shumpert. I guess that's what happens when you let a guy go, but let him run your draft as his last duty.

And last, but not least, my Heat ended up with somebody named Norris Cole out of Cleveland State. Apparently he can score big points, but I don't think that's exactly what we needed. Then again, I don't think this draft could provide us with anything we truly need (which is LeBron James to not shrink in the Finals), but who knows. The pick I'm really counting on came in last year's draft, and that's Dexter Pittman. If he can start giving us good minutes at the 5 next year, I think that'll be a major addition.

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Estelle - Break My Heart (feat. Rick Ross) Video

I don't post many non-me music video, but I love this song so much I just had to. It's gonna be awkward when YouTube delete Estelle's video off of her own channel though (they've done it to plenty artists before).

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Random News Shit: All Over The Place Edition

1) Ron Artest Changing His Name To Metta World Peace
Go ahead and toss this in the "Proof Ron Artest is insane" bucket. Metta World Peace? I... I... I just don't know anymore.

(Side note: It'd be hilarious if Ron Ar...ugh, Metta World Peace's jersey skyrocketed to the top of the NBA Store sales list.)

2) Missy Elliott Diagnosed With Graves Disease
I probably should've did some research, but I have no idea what Graves Disease is, but it has "disease" in it thus it can't be a good thing. Missy is one of the all-time great female artists, so I hope she gets better and gets back to making hits eventually.

3) The 5th Season Will Be The Last For Jersey Shore
The 4th season in Italy is in the can and filming on the 5th season starts Monday back on the Shore, but that will be the end of the road. There supposed to be replacing folks and frankly, it's probably for the best. Actually, I'm not sure why they're waiting for the end of the 5th season to find new people, this 4th season should probably be their last. Don't get me wrong, I love Pauly D and Snooki and the whole gang, but it's time for something new. Plus, MTV is just making it harder on the next cast if they keep on with this current cast that everybody already loves.

4) Buju Banton Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison
Damn. I don't even know what else to say, just damn.

5) Chris Brown Apologizes For Gay Slur
I don't like Chris Brown, you all know this, but I have to come to Young Ike's defense here and call this bullshit. I know gay people are sensitive, but give me a fucking break. Why does everyone have to be labeled homophobic anytime they say the word gay? Do gays really think this is helping their cause? They can't, right? I mean, I'm cool with people choosing to be gay, and I think we should let them go get married and all that, but every time one of these stories pops up (which is every few days) it makes me less interested in helping their causes. Saying gay is nothing like saying nigger, but gays constantly playing the "Gay Card" is vastly becoming as annoying as blacks constantly playing the Race Card. Just give it a rest and let people live.

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J. Cole Gets A Release Date

Alright, it's now time to a play a little catch up, so let's start with J. Cole.

Jermaine's long-awaited debut album Cole World: The Sideline Story finally got a release date and it's September 27th. Obviously that's no time soon, so thing could easily change, but for some reason I feel good about it. Now of course he gonna have to come with a much better first single (I seriously doubt Work Out will work out, its just too average...much like Who Dat before it), but the Roc is generally good with sticking to release dates. And you know the album itself it dope, so I just can't wait.

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Sean Kingston Back

Perfect timing by me, Sean Kingston has been released from the hospital according to TMZ. Winning! lol.

Now, I was gonna shoot a video for this, but I just wasn't cutting my facial hair for no damn Sean Kingston. Plus, I didn't know anybody with a jet ski. It's all good, I'll get em next time.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 6/23/11

Adele 21's loses its #1 spot again as Bad Meets Evil's Hell: The Sequel debuts in the top spot with 171,100. Of course this is Eminem's lowest first week sales ever, but at the same time, it's Royce Da 5'9's best. Either way, it's damn good for an EP. Ledisi's Pieces Of Me debuts at #8 with 36,000 sold.

Despite losing her top billing on the Billboard 200, Adele's remains atop the Hot 100 for a 7th week with her smash hit Rolling In The Deep. Joining the top 10 this week is Katy Perry's Last Friday Night, which skyrocketed 27 spots 31-4.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel (1)
2. Jackie Evancho - Dream With Me (2)
3. Adele - 21 (1-3)
4. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (2-4)
5. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (7-5)
6. Owl City - All Things Bright & Beautiful (6)
7. Barry Manilow - 15 Minutes (7)
8. Ledisi - Pieces Of Me (8)
9. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (8-9)
10. Original Cast Recording - The Book Of Mormon (3-10)

• Gorilla Zoe's King Kong debuts at #56 with 10,300 sold.
  

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-2)
3. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (3-3)
4. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (31-4)
5. Katy Perry - E.T. (4-5)
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (7-6)
7. Jason Aldean - Dirt Anthem (9-7)
8. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (10-8)
9. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (5-9)
10. Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On (11-10)

• Bad Meets Evil's Lighters featuring Bruno Mars debuts at #16. Not sure what's everyone's beef with Bruno Mars, but this is a good fucking song.
• Big Sean's My Last hops 9 spots forward as his debut album is set to hit store this Tuesday.
• Pitbull debuts another new record, this time it's Rain Over Me with Marc Anthony at #75.

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Birdman & Lil Wayne 10

Sup people? I've been having internet issues the past few days, but a G is back now. I hope you haven't seen this yet because this is my present to you for being away for so long. You're welcome.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 6/16/11

Just a brief 2 week after selling a million copies first week, Lady Gaga's Born This Way has been overtaken for the #1 spot by the steady hands of Adele's 21. With 114,000 sold, 21 gets its 10th non-consecutive week at #1. Question: has there ever been a shorter time spent at #1 after selling 1 million in their first week than Lady Gaga's Born This Way? Anyway, the big story on the Billboard 200 this week is The Book Of Mormon blasting back onto the charts at #3 with 60,700 sold. The Broadway musical by the creators of South Park debuted 3 weeks ago at #31, then gradually fell off of the albums charts, but after winning damn near every Tony Award, The Book Of Mormon album finally found its way. And last, but not least, Tech N9ne enjoys his best sales week ever as his 6's & 7's debuts at #4 with 55,800 sold. That's HUGE for an independent artist.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep stays hot and grabs a 6th week at #1. Entering the top 10 this week is Jason Aldean's Dirt Anthem (23-9) and Nicki Minaj's Super Bass (11-10). Believe it or not, this is Nicki's first top 10 single as a lead artist. Her only other top 10 hits was Trey Songz's Bottoms Up which peaked at #6 last year. Yes, sad, but true.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-2)
3. Original Cast Recording - The Book Of Mormon (-3)
4. Tech N9ne - 6's & 7's (4)
5. Ronnie Dunn - Ronnie Dunn (5)
6. All Time Low - Dirty Work (6)
7. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (8-7)
8. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (6-8)
9. Various Artists - Now 38 (7-9)
10. Death Cab For Cutie - Codes and Keys (3-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-2)
3. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (6-3)
4. Katy Perry - E.T. (3-4)
5. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (4-5)
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (7-6)
7. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (5-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (8-8)
9. Jason Aldean - Dirt Anthem (23-9)
10. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (11-10)

• Super doucher Lupe Fiasco's Out Of My Head featuring Trey Songz jumps 17 spots 87-70.
• Pitbull's Pause debuts at #73.
• Beyonce's Best Thing I Never Had hops 9 spots 84-75.

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