Damn, first buddy got yoked up before he could get a good 2 feet on stage. I also love how "rolled up sleeves because I mean business" security guy threw the last dude off the side of the stage Uncle Phil-style. That shit was pretty darn ill if you ask me.
These crazy white kids are just lucky they ran on stage with calm 2012 DMX because if they would've happened to crazy 1999 DMX I have a feeling it would've went a little like this.
Anyway, remember when MGK and DMX were in the studio together awhile back, but here's the fruit of their labor (or whatever you can make out of it at least).
January 08, 2012
Crazed Fans Jump On Stage With DMX
Get Signed By Eli Porter!
So you mean to tell me not only can I get my mixtape hosted by Eli Porter, a trophy (for God knows what), and CD duplication, I can get signed by Eli's record label too? Wow, this is just too good to be true! You know where I'll be Saturday February 11th! ...At home.
Quick question: Is the following video just a creepy promo or the creepiest promo? I can't decide.
January 07, 2012
NFL Winners & Losers: Wild Card Weekend
Anyway, let's get to the podcast and some quick picks and reasons I couldn't care less about these games.
Can I get a quick show of hands of who had Andy Dalton and T.J. Yates starting in playoffs games before the season. Anybody? Anybody?
Anyway, Houston just beat Cincy in Week 14 in Cincy, so I'm gonna take them to pull it out again in front of a Houston crowd going bananas about getting their first NFL playoff game since the '93 Oilers. Texans winners, Bengals losers.
(Side note: Just know I'm terrified by the possibility of Jake Delhomme entering this game for Houston.)
All you need to know about this game is that the Lions just let Matt Flynn throw for 480 yards and 6 touchdowns on them last week when they were trying. Oh yeah, and then there's that whole "facing Drew Brees after he shattered Dan Marino's passing record in the Superdome where the Saints are 8-0" thing, but I'm not sure it'll matter much. Saints winners, Lions losers.
People are talking about this Giants' season mirroring their 2007 Super Bowl winning season, but I'm not seeing it because they could inexplicably suck for no reason this week. Good thing the Falcons are the epitome of mediocre... Oh, and the fact the Giants haven't not played in their own stadium since Week 14. Giants winners, Falcons losers.
This Week: 3-1 (.750)
Playoff Record: 3-1 (.750)
Overall Record: 160-100 (.615)
Last Week: 12-4 (.750)
Regular Season Record: 157-99 (.613)
Guide The Cock, Don't Block It!
I've only seen like 2.3% of Timothy DeLeGhetto's videos, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is the funniest. I don't care, I don't care, this shit is fucking hilarious!
(Side note: Asian girls with regular eyes kinda scare me... but I'd still hit homegirl regardless.)
The Confession
I just found out about TomSka last night and this video is hilarious to me.
Now I would tell you to go check out his other videos, but dude already has over 550,000 subscribers and over 150,000,000 video views, so chances are you've already seen them.
January 06, 2012
Loser Rapper: "Wiz Stole My Song!"
If you hadn't heard, the creator of this audio atrocity called Pink N Yellow, is suing Wiz Khalifa for $2.3 million for stealing his song.
Sigh.
SOURCE
January 05, 2012
Thursday Billboard Update - 1/5/12
Not much is going on on the Hot 100, LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It remains at #1 and Gym Class Heroes' Stereo Hearts re-enters the top 10 (11-10).
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Drake - Take Care (5-2)
3. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (3-3)
4. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (6-4)
5. LMFAO - Sorry for Party Rocking (16-5)
6. Florence + The Machine - Ceremonials (20-6)
7. Black Keys - El Camino (9-7)
8. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (12-8)
9. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (7-8)
10. Various Artists - Now 40 (10-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (1-1)
2. Rihanna - We Found Love (2-2)
3. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (3-3)
4. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (4-4)
5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (6-5)
6. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (9-6)
7. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (5-7)
8. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (7-8)
9. Adele - Someone Like You (8-9)
10. Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (11-10)
- Nelly's The Champ debuts at #64.
- B.o.B's Play The Guitar featuring Andre 3000 debuts at #98.
January 04, 2012
Kyla Pratt's Baby Daddy Wants You To "Do The Supahead"
Thank goodness this didn't come out any time between 2005 and 2007 when Superhead was relevant because this might've actually become a hit. It would still be terrible regardless, but it would've at least had a chance back then. Bullet dodged.
Anyway, yes, this is fine ass Kyla Pratt's baby daddy, and yes, her not only fucking, but also having a baby by this lame ass nigga dramatically lowers the value of her pussy. Bad times.
The Dumbest Tweets Of 2011
This is just so fucking classic! Why didn't I think of this? Yeah, you're right, I'm far too lazy.
Pill On Rick Ross: "I Don't Talk To Him"
Sad, sad, sad. Well evidently Pill never signed an actual contract with Maybach Music Group (which makes his Twitter rant last week seem even dumber), and his actual label, Warner Bros., isn't giving him any support.
RAPPER NEWSFLASH!
If you're waiting on a label to do anything for you in 2012, just go ahead and quit now!
Anyway, let's go ahead and start countdown until Pill drops an MMG diss record and eventually apologizes before disappearing forever. Goodness, this is just so sad, but in the immortal words of Young Buck, "Nigga just be confused."
January 02, 2012
FiyahMuZik.com's Top & Bottom 10's Of 2011
Top 10 Albums Of 2011
I love Jay-Z and I love Kanye, but I'm not gonna even sit here and front like The R.E.D. Album wasn't the illest album released last year.
2. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't love it after the first listen, but clearly I was tripping because this shit is GREAT! And it produced one of the best all around songs of the year in Niggas In Paris. What more could you ask for?
3. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel
I never looked at Hell: The Sequel as an EP because it was easily better than 95% of LPs released in 2011. Eminem and Royce together is just unfair.
4. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition
It took forever to come out, but I couldn't be happier with the final product. Yeah, it has way too many features, but TM103 is jammin' like hell.
5. Kendrick Lamar - Section.80
I can't say enough about what Kendrick Lamar brings to the tables lyrically, dude is just fucking ill.
6. Drake - Take Care
You can say Drake is soft all you want, but you're lying to yourself if you say Take Care is a good fucking album.
7. Childish Gambino - Camp
I started to not give Donald Glover a chance solely based on his terrible, terrible rap name, but this Camp album is impressive. He was trying too hard to sound like Kanye and Eminem on a few tracks, but the overall product was dope.
8. Snoop Dogg - Doggumentary
Don't sleep on Snoop because this is his 64th album, Doggumentary is a good as shit. A few fillers, but mostly dope ass music.
9. Wale - Ambition
There's still something about Wale's flow that I don't love, but Ambition is like 1000x better than Attention Deficit.
10. Styles P - Master Of Ceremony
SP is definitely on the top of his game on Master Of Ceremony.
Bottom 10 Albums Of 2011
I still have no idea what the fuck Lil B is rapping for.
2. Gucci Mane - The Return Of Mr. Zone 6
Same goes for Gucci Mane.
3. Pastor Troy - Still Troy
And Pastor Troy.
4. Blu - Jesus
I heard Blu was supposed to be some good, but this album definitely was far from it. I had no clue what the hell was going on on this shit from start to finish.
5. Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka - Ferrari Boyz
Just like Watch The Throne, only without the good music.
6. Cali Swag District - The Kickback
I'm not gonna say I'm happy one of the members of Cali Swag District got murdered, but I am happy this will likely be the last one of their album I'll have to suffer through.
7. LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking
Sadly, these clowns are considered rappers. I knew this shit would suck when I saw will.i.am's crazy ass executive produced it.
8. New Boyz - Too Cool To Care
How did these niggas get a 2nd album? Let's make sure it all ends here.
9. Project Pat - Loud Pack
I fuck with Project Pat, but he can't rap for shit.
10. Lupe Fiasco - Lasers
Sigh.
Top 10 Mixtapes Of 2011
This is almost unfair because this could've been released as K.R.I.T.'s debut album, the music is that good. Let's all just pray he's not wasting all of his good songs on mixtapes and has no steam left for the actual album like J. Cole.
2. Fabolous - The Soul Tape
I love Fab, but this very well may be the illest project of his entire career. I fucking love The Soul Tape!
3. The Game - Hoodmorning (No Typo)
Wack title, great mixtape.
4. Ludacris - 1.21 Gigawatts
I'll overlook the Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka feature because the rest of the 'tape was so damn good.
5. Freddie Gibbs - Cold Day In Hell
Freddie Gibbs is just good, I don't know what else to say.
6. Willie The Kid - The Fly 2
I know not many folks are checking for Willie The Kid, but The Fly 2 is ill.
7. Fred The Godson - City Of God
Freddie Gibbs, Fred The Godson, is Fred the new "Ice" of rap names? Either way, City Of God was dope.
8. The Game - Purp & Patron: The Hangover
No, I'm not on The Game's dick, he just had a helluva year musically.
9. Jae Millz - Potent Music
It's a shame Millz is buried on the Cash Money/Young Money roster because Potent Music is probably the best project to come from them outside of Take Care.
10. 50 Cent - The Big Ten
I gotta give 50 Cent credit, I didn't think he had it in him. Oh, and I'm still happy he decided to change the cover.
Bottom 10 Mixtapes Of 2011
Not Lil B. Not Soulja Boy. Kreayshawn. Thank God majority of her 15 minutes of fame are up and it's looking increasingly unlikely we'll see a full studio album.
2. Lil B - Bitch Mob Respect Da Bitch
I thought it would be impossible to make music that sounds worse than this mixtape title, but Lil B showed me otherwise.
3. Soulja Boy - Smooky
I really don't know what this nigga is doing with his life.
4. Lil B - Black Flame
I don't even know what negative is left to say about Lil B.
5. Future - Streetz Calling
It's ironic he calls himself Future seeing how he has no future in music.
6. Soulja Boy - Juice
(See #4 and replace "Lil B" with "Soulja Boy.")
7. Lil B - Red Flame Devil Music Edition
(See #4.)
8. Soulja Boy - 1Up
(See #6.)
9. OJ Da Juiceman - Culinary Art School 2
I don't think "Da Juiceman" said more than 10 words during the entirety of this mixtape.
10. 2 Chainz - T.R.U. REALigion
With all the buzz 2 Chainz has gotten recently I forgot he was terrible at rapping. T.R.U. REALigion reminded me.
January 01, 2012
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