This shit is so CLASSIC it almost doesn't make any damn sense!
March 05, 2012
Crispus Attucks - Today Was a Good Day
Wale - Fairy Tales (feat. Lil Duval)
Well it's about damn time they dropped this thang, that Wale mixtape dropped back before football season started.
Maia Campbell Is Fine Again!
Remember back in the 90's when Maia Campbell was fine ass Tiffany Warren on In The House? Then, sadly, she got on drugs and turned into this? Well Maia is now sober and back looking beautiful. What a glorious day!
And you know what's really cool about this? Given the right opportunity, I could probably bag her right now. Back in '97 when she was hot (...and I was 13) I didn't stand a chance, but now we're at about the same level of fame (She has songs no one wants to hear, I have songs no one wants to hear, she has a book no one wants to read, I have a website no one wants to read, etc.), so I've definitely got a shot. This thought brings me joy.
Now something that does not bring me joy is Maia's attempt at a singing career. If you skip to the last 30 seconds of the video, you can hear a snippet of her new single Make Em Say Oh. Matter of fact, go ahead and do that now, I'll wait.
...Done? Good. Terrible, right?
See, this is another good reason Maia should get with me, because I would've told her that song was an awful idea before it even left the studio. I'd also tell her that it isn't her fault it sucks, seeing as how she was high all throughout the auto-tune-era and likely didn't know it had ended (in the video she said she's been sober for 2 years, which means she got clean in 2010, one year after Jay-Z dropped D.O.A. and artists begin to drop auto-tune). We would then share a loving stare, go home, and get naked.
That's the life I'd like to lead, so Maia, if you own and/or know how to use a computer, hit me up boo.
Tim Duncan Finds Fountain Of Youth
Wow, I didn't even know Timmy could still jump off the ground, let alone posterize somebody. Good for Tim, even though I'm sure he could care less about this play since the Spurs loss the game.
March 03, 2012
How It Didn't Happen: Jeremy Lin Headline Controversy
It's sad I have to say this, but no, I don't actually hate Asian people.
And here's a little bonus video for my other channel.
March 02, 2012
5 MORE Things I Don't Understand About Women
First off, another great video by Kain Carter.
Second, how's Kain gonna act like he really needs that lil $7,500 from the King Of The Web contest to shoot shoot Brotherly Love Part 2? Now, I'm not saying the man is rich, but he has damn near 60 million video views, so between ads and whatever amount he gets per thousand views, I'm sure he doesn't need it to shoot videos (with or without Freddie Wong).
And with all that being said, go vote for Kain for King Of The Web because I'll be damned if we don't get Brotherly Love Pt. 2 because we couldn't help him secure a win with a 124,000 vote cushion.
Jim Gaffigan's Mr. Universe Drops April 11th
Enough of me though, here's a word from Jim:
My Dearest Internet User,
First, thanks for reading this. And this. OK, I’ll get to the point. A bunch of NEW shows go on sale Friday and I wanted you to know cause you are so special. Speaking of special, I’m also pleased to announce my new hour special “Mr. Universe” will be available exclusively on my website on April 11th for $5. That rights for the cost of…five things that cost a dollar you can own the DVD of my special without that cumbersome plastic. A dollar from each $5 will be donated to the Bob Woodruff foundation that supports veterans and their families. We are moving the date up to April 11th because you are so special. No kidding. That is the reason.
In April will be asking for your help with this endeavor. Why? Because you are so special. So if each of you could buy 200,000 downloads of my special that would be great. In reality, if you could help spread the word on April 11th that would really help. It doesn’t have to be anything big, but I heard they have billboards in Times Square now, for not that expensive. OK they’re expensive, but I’m worth it and didn’t I mention that you’re special. If you tell just one friend, just one, well, that would be pretty pathetic, but I’d appreciate it anyway. If you do help out I can reward you with the prestigious unpaid position of “promotional advisor”. You can even make your own nametag.
I really appreciate all your support and suggestions. If you have any ideas, I’m all ears.
Your Best Friend,
Jim
March 01, 2012
50 Tyson - Hold You Down
What the fucking fuck??
I'm just gonna let this ride for now, but there is much to be discussed about this video tomorrow. Join me, won't you?
Grand Hustle Signs Iggy Azaela & Trae The Truth
You know what? That new Miami Marlins cap T.I. is rocking actually doesn't look half bad.
Anyway, a little over a month after signing with Interscope, Iggy Azaela also takes her talents to T.I.'s Grand Hustle Records. Good for her.
In addition to Iggy signing, Trae The Truth inks a deal with Grand Hustle as well.
Hopefully none of this intervenes with Xtaci dropping their album... lol.
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Regina King Says The Boondocks Is Coming Back!
Good, we need that shit! Hopefully we can also get the return of Tubesteak and Black Jesus.
The Avengers Trailer
Wait, who's the nigga with the bow and arrow and who in the hell is he gonna stop? Shit, they might as well put me in the group, I couldn't be that much more useless than him lol.
Bill Simmons Gets Pres. Obama On The B.S. Report
I almost can't believe it, but Bill Simmons visited the White House and had an exclusive sit down with President Barack Obama. Wow, that's nearly as big a get as the time Bill had on David Duchovny! I'm obviously kidding, but as a long time B.S. Report listener and Obama supporter, this one is special. Congrats to SIMMOANS!
Click here to download the full episode.
Thursday Billboard Update - 3/1/12
After being dethroned last week, Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) returns to #1.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Whitney Houston - Whitney: The Greatest Hits (2-2)
3. fun. - Some Nights (3)
4. Tyga - Careless World: Rise Of The Last King (4)
5. Various Artists - Now 41 (3-5)
6. Whitney Houston - The Bodyguard sdtk (38-6)
7. Adele - 19 (4-7)
8. Chiddy Bang - Breakfast (8)
9. Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston (37-9)
10. Various Artists - 2012 Grammy Nominees (5-10)
- Click here for all the Whitney Houston sales news.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (4-1)
2. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (2-2)
3. fun. - We Are Young (6-3)
4. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (1-4)
5. The Wanted - Glad You Came (23-5)
6. Rihanna - We Found Love (8-6)
7. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (12-7)
8. David Guetta - Turn Me On (11-8)
9. Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free (14-9)
10. Nicki Minaj - Starships (9-10)
- B.o.B's So Good debuts at #11.
- Flo Rida's Wild Ones jumps 10 spots 45-35.
- Adele's Rumour Has It flies 16 spots 67-51.
- Dumbass Rihanna's Birthday Cake with dumbass Chris Brown debuts at #63.
- Tyga's Muthafucka Up featuring Nicki Minaj debuts at #74.
- Usher's Climax debuts at #81.
- Tyga's Make It Nasty debuts at #91.
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