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March 11, 2012

Random News Shit: NFL Offseason Headlines Edition

1) Redskins Acquire 2nd Pick In The Draft For 3 1st-Rounders

I can't decide if this is a good or bad thing. On one hand the Redskins are about to bring another super athletic quarterback to the NFC East for my Cowboys to contend with (we've yet to have much success versus Mike Vick), but on the other hand they're about to lose 3 first-round picks and 1 second-rounder. This could go either way, but fuck Peyton Manning for shunning the Redskins into this trade and fuck the Rams for going through with it.

Where is David Stern to veto a trade when you need him?

2) Jets Extend Mark Sanchez's Contract
Welp, so much for a battle for New York between the Manning because the Jets are staying put with the Sanchize. The extension is for 3 years, but if the Jets miss the playoffs again, I'm sure this contract will be torn up and Mark will be somebody's back up in the 2013 season.

3) Randy Moss To Work Out For Niners
Damn, Randy already has a 2nd workout. I guess he won't be teaming up with T.O. in the IFL after all.

4) Giants Release Brandon Jacobs

The Giants just became a little less hateable, but I'm glad to see this doucher out of work.

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The Real World Is Going To St. Thomas

After consecutive re-used locations, news that Bunim/Murray is taking The Real World to St. Thomas for its 27th season is a pleasant surprise. Well, it is until MTV announces the cast and it's all white people. I guess I should start bracing myself now because at this point there's no chance of that not happening. Sigh.

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Epic Meal Time: Discount Meal Time

I've known and heard about Epic Meal Time for some time now, but didn't think to ever check out what it was exactly until a few days back. Man, I've been missing out like fuck! Epic Meal Time is fucking incredible!

I need to get my subscribers and views up, so I can collab with them and do "Ghetto Meal Time" or "Hood Meal Time" before they do it themselves (if they haven't already). Wouldn't that be epic? Yes, yes it would.

Anyway, seeing as how they've amassed one of the largest followings on YouTube (2.3 million subscribers and over 340 million video views), they don't really need my little endorsement, but fuck it, go check out more Epic Meal Time!

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Syd Tha Kid Mini Doc By Lance Bangs

Naked Purple Ladies is such an incredible album. I honestly haven't loved a non-rap album this much since the days of Gnarls Barkley. Go to PurpleNakedLadies.com and support real music! Who knows, if they sell enough copies maybe they will put out full versions of Love Song and Visions for us? ...Okay, that probably won't happen, but a man can hope, can't he?

(Side note: I love all those groovy lights in their home! ...And yes, groovy was the only word I could come up with to describe them.)

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MGK's "Half Naked & Almost Famous" EP & DVD Drops March 20th

Well, this shit should be entertaining, to say the least. Could you imagine if MGK went on tour with Odd Future? That would be straight fucking mayhem. It might be the first time the artists themselves got kicked out of every venue and hotel in every city they visit on a tour.

Either way, the "Half Naked & Almost Famous" soundtrack EP and DVD both drop on March 20th. Visit MGKLaceup.com to cop both of those when they're released, and in the meantime, check out Kellyvision 24 from a week or so ago. That shit is wild!

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Yo No Se

How could you not want to step your comedy game up after watching Will Ferrell? Here learned Spanish in a month to shoot this film. This is why he never goes away for too long, he's miles ahead of us all as far as this movie shit goes.

"Casa de mi Padre" ("My Father's House") hits theaters this Friday March 16th.

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Jimmy Kimmel Pitches Shows To Oprah

I don't know why I didn't post this back when it came out on Oscar night, but either way, it's still fucking hilarious. I can't claim to be a daily viewer of Oprah or the OWN network, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be reaching by saying this is some of Oprah's best work. I'm just trying to figure out how Jimmy was able to convince her to do it. I'm at a loss, but gotdamn am I entertained!

Also, check out "Movie: The Movie" if you have yet to.

(Side note: I wanted to do a video like this with me pitching shows to Diddy for his Revolt network, so hopefully it won't be seen as biting if I go through with it.)

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March 08, 2012

Big K.R.I.T. - Boobie Miles Video

I love this fucking song.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 3/8/12

Adele's 21 easily grabs a 23rd non-consecutive week at #1 with another 247,000 copies sold. Whitney Houston's Whitney: The Greatest Hits still remains at #2 with another 112,000 sold. Debuting at #3 is KiD CuDi likely shitty collaborative album WZRD with 66,000 sold. Whitney's The Bodyguard soundtrack climbs 1 spot 6-5 43,000 sold, and her self-titled album Whitney Houston slides 1 spots 9-10 with 25,000 sold.

Fun.'s We Are Young climbs 2 spots and becomes the first Rock #1 since Coldplay's Viva La Vida in June of 2008.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Whitney Houston - Whitney: The Greatest Hits (2-2)
3. WZRD - WZRD (3)
4. Various Artists - Now 41 (5-4)
5. Whitney Houston - The Bodyguard sdtk (6-5)
6. Tyga - Careless World: Rise Of The Last King (4-6)
7. Adele - 19 (7-7)
8. Drake - Take Care (13-8)
9. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (14-9)
10. Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston (9-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. fun. - We Are Young (3-1)
2. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (1-2)
3. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (2-3)
4. The Wanted - Glad You Came (5-4)
5. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (4-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Starships (10-6)
7. Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free (9-7)
8. David Guetta - Turn Me On (8-8)
9. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (16-9)
10. Rihanna - We Found Love (6-10)

Flo Rida's Wild Ones jumps 16 more spots 35-19.
Adele's Rumour Has It flies 12 spots 51-39.
Kirko Bangz's Drank In My Cup soars 28 spots 96-68.
Nicki Minaj's Roman Reloaded featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #70.
Travis Porter's Ayy Ladies featuring Tyga debuts at #88.
Garbage ass Future's bullshit song Magic with T.I. debuts at #94.
Estelle's Thank You debuts at #100.

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March 07, 2012

Supa Hot Will Battle... Chris Rock?!

Wow, I can definitely say I didn't expect this. This will be epic for all YouTube comedians because I don't think anybody has gotten a bigger name in comedy in their video than Deshawn is about to pull off with this one. I don't know how he pulled it off, but it's incredible. Shout out to DeshawnRaw.

Also, check out his interview with the Partners Project, which is hosted by Shira Lazar aka the hot chick Alison Rosen beat out to be the news girl on the Adam Carolla Show.

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Barely Guys #16: The B-Team

Mark is out of town on the DigiTour and the B-Team takes over...which is totally fine with me because I'm all for more Dale and Eurocat. Matter of fact, here's some more Dale right after the jump.

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March 06, 2012

Colts To Release Peyton Manning

If though this news was inevitable, it was still shocking to see on ESPN.com's homepage, and is even more shocking to write. It will be sad to not see Peyton under center in Indianapolis blue and white, but this is for the best. The Colts get to pick Andrew Luck, move on, and not have to pay Peyton a shitload of money to possibly play, and Peyton gets a fresh start with a team that actually wants him. Spinal fusion or not, this nigga won't be out of work long.

So who will it be? The Redskins? (They've been known to pay big money for possibly washed up superstars.) The Dolphins? (They're still looking for a replacement for Dan Marino.) The Cardinals? (You know they'd cut Kevin Kolb in a second to possibly re-live the Kurt Warner era.) The Titans? (He did go to college in Tennessee.) The Jets? (Talk about taking the rivalry with the Pats to the next level!)

Well, whichever team he chooses, I just hope he will not only be able to come back and play, but be effective as well.

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