Alright now, today is the day, let's make it happen!
November 06, 2012
MORE Fiyah & Andy!
Just in case you forgot about our 2nd channel, here's a little reminder. Also, all 3 of the video I promoted in the video above are after the jump below!
November 03, 2012
Will Ferrell & Kevin Hart Want You To Vote!
I can't believe it's almost Election Day all over again, but I'm excited!
Uncle Drew: Chapter 2
Great video (again), but goodness their old men voices were awful lol. They should have had Bill Russell do voiceovers instead of making a cameo.
On another note, watching this video makes me sad that Kevin Love is out with that hand injury. You may or may not have known this, but once upon a time Kevin Garnett was my favorite player and Minnesota was my favorite team. Then he got traded to Boston (a team I've always hated) and I started rooting on my #2 team (Miami) full time, but a soft spot for Minnesota remained. That's why I campaigned for Bill Simmons to become their GM in '09 and was so disappointed when they stupidly drafted Jonny Flynn over Steph Curry. Oh well, I just hope Big Love is back and healthy soon.
Kevin Durant Keeps Ducking Lil B On The Court
Just fast forward to 3:40 and hear about how afraid Kevin Durant is of Lil B on the basketball court. Yeah, Kevin Durant can do this, but he's never played the Based God aka the best point guard on the West coast (Chris Paul included).
I Told My Kid I Ate All Their Halloween Candy Again
After 33 million YouTube views last year, there was no chance Jimmy Kimmel Live wasn't running this bit back again. Smart decision, though we shouldn't be surprised because this show makes a ton of them.
Anyway, we can only pray we have kids like the ones in the last 3 videos and not like the ones in the first however-many, especially not like that future felon in a diaper at 1:48. That kid looks like a daily terror.
Check out this other great Halloween prank video by Cousin Sal and the fine folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live.
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 9
1) Steelers (4-3) @ Giants (6-2)
I originally intended on picking the Steelers here because of how good they looked last week, but this whole "We can't find a hotel to accommodate us so we're flying in the day of the game" shit is worrying me. Sure, they're only flying from Pittsburgh to New Jersey (that flight can't be much longer than an hour, if that), and sure, the Giants players have probably been inconvenienced themselves all week, but it still seems odd. Fuck it, I'm gonna stick with my pick this week (last week I switched my Steelers pick because of their uniforms and they won convincingly). Steelers winners, Giants losers.
2) Cowboys (3-4) @ Falcons (7-0)
Dallas is 0-7 in its last 7 Sunday night games. Yes, Tony Romo is essentially the anti-Manning when it comes to night games. All isn't bad though, Dallas is actually 3-0 in its last 3 games against opponents that were 7-0 or better when they played, with the last one coming in 2009, the same year they last won a Sunday night game. Cowboys winners, Falcons losers.
(Side note: Falcons fans shouldn't feel too bad about potentially losing this game because all 3 of those 7-0 or better teams the Cowboys beat went on to win the Super Bowl.)
3) Panther (1-6) @ Redskins (3-5)
Cam Newton vs. Robert Griffin III, now this should be fun! Am I crazy for thinking the Panthers could win totally win this game? I mean, they nearly beat the Bears last week, and there's a chance the Redskins are still blinded after lining up across from those hideous Steelers uniforms for 3 straight hours from last week (that's my excuse for Ft. Lauderdale's own Leonard Hankerson dropping balls and I'm sticking to it). I don't know if you can really upset a team that's also under .500, but this is my upset special. Panthers winners, Redskins losers.
4) Eagles (3-4) @ Saints (2-5)
New Orleans is giving up 30.9 points per game and an NFL-worst 474.7 yards per game, if Michael Vick doesn't light them up, maybe it is time for the Eagles to make a change at QB and go with the rookie Nick Foles. And no, I'm not hoping Vick gets yanked because the Cowboys play the Eagles next week...okay, I'm lying, I totally am. I hate the Eagles. Saints winners, Eagles losers.
5) Broncos (4-3) @ Bengals (3-4)
The Broncos are rolling (won 3 of their last 4) and the Bengals are reeling (loss 3 straight). Broncos winners, Bengals losers.
6) Dolphins (4-3) @ Colts (4-3)
Here's this week's "Way Harder To Pick Than It Should Be" game. Two rookie QBs, 2 teams that started off rough and have come on as of late, 2 teams they burned me last week, 2 teams who could improbably make the playoffs. I'm confused and I'm truly considering just flipping a coin to decide a winner.
Fuck it, I'm going with Miami because they beat the Jets and the Jets beat Indy. Dolphins winners, Colts losers.
7) Ravens (5-2) @ Browns (2-6)
The Browns are coming off their first 2 wins, and the Ravens are coming off of their bye. Can Cleveland keep it up? I say no, though Trent Richardson may rush for 200 yards. Ravens winners, Browns losers.
8) Vikings (5-3) @ Seahawks (4-4)
I'm not picking against Seattle at home, I'm just not. Seahawks winners, Vikings losers.
9) Bears (6-1) @ Titans (3-5)
Why o why do I have such a strong urge to pick the Titans in an upset here? I mean, I'm not gonna do it, but it's weird that I seriously thought about it, right? Bears winners, Titans losers.
10) Cardinals (4-4) @ Packers (5-3)
Poor Cardinals. Packers winners, Cardinals losers.
11) Bills (3-4) @ Texans (6-1)
The Bills' defense loves nothing more than to give up monster games and here comes another. Texans winners, Bills losers.
12) Buccaneers (3-4) @ Raiders (3-4)
The Bucs lost Carl Nicks and that's gonna hurt their running game tremendously. Unfortunately for Oakland, Tampa won't give up on their running game after their best back totals 5 carries like Kansas City. Buccaneers winners, Raiders losers.
13) Lions (3-4) @ Jaguars (1-6)
Are the Lions officially back? I'm not sure yet, but I definitely don't see a lose to Jacksonville in their future. Lions winners, Jaguars losers.
14) Chiefs (1-6) @ Chargers (3-4)
It's unfortunate the Knicks-Nets game got postponed due to the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy because I have no interest in watching this game, and I'm sure you don't either. Both of these teams are pathetic and there's about a 0.0000009% chance this game will be at all interesting if their performances last week were any indicator. Anyway, I'm still pissed at the Chiefs for only giving Jamal Charles 5 carries last week for what seems like no reason, so fuck them. Chargers winners, Chiefs losers.
This Week: 12-2 (.857)
Last Week: 9-5 (.643)
Season: 83-49 (.629)*
*Due to the Inaccurate Reception, these win/lose totals are fucked for the season.
Mystikal Monday Ep. 7
I pray that song Gudda and that other random nigga were rapping to isn't a feature on Mystikal's album. Gudda can't even get a feature on Lil Wayne's album, so we don't need one on Mystikal's.
2 Chainz - Enunciation
Not sure why you would put a minute long commercial at the beginning of your video with as short as people's attention spans are these days, but I did like the video once it finally started. Be sure to check for Watch The Clone this Tuesday AFTER you vote (if you haven't already).
November 01, 2012
Thursday Billboard Update - 11/1/12
In other Billboard 200 news, Kendrick Lamar's good kid, m.A.A.d. city checks in at #2 with 241,000. I'm mad they didn't give Kendrick his own week because Taylor Swift's crazy numbers completely overshadowed what would normally be an incredible #1 debut.
For the 6th straight week Maroon 5's One More Night and Psy's Gangnam Style are #1 and #2 on the Hot 100. Leaping into the top 10 this week are Bruno Mars' Locked Out Of Heaven (15-7) and Chris Brown's Don't Wake Me Up (11-10).
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Taylor Swift - Red (1)
2. Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d. city (2)
3. Jason Aldean - Night Train (1-3)
4. Mumford & Sons - Babel (2-4)
5. Tony Bennett - Viva Duets (5)
6. Gary Clark Jr. - Blak & Blu (6)
7. Stone Sour - House Of Gold & Bone - Part 1 (7)
8. P!nk - The Truth About Love (6-8)
9. Lady Antebellum - On This Winter's Night (9)
10. Brandy - Two Eleven (3-10)
- The RZA's "Man With The Iron Fists" soundtrack debuts at #31 with 11,700 copies sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Maroon 5 - One More Night (1-1)
2. Psy - Gangnam Style (2-2)
3. fun. - Some Nights (3-3)
4. Ke$ha - Die Young (5-4)
5. Rihanna - Diamonds (8-5)
6. Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me (6-6)
7. Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (15-7)
8. Alex Clare - Too Close (7-8)
9. Ne-Yo - Let Me Love You (9-9)
10. Chris Brown - Don't Wake Me Up (11-10)
- Flo Rida's I Cry hops 9 more spots 24-15. Can it make the leap into the top 10 next week?
- Alicia Keys' Girl On Fire featuring Nicki Minaj jumps 19 spots 47-28.
- Kendrick Lamar's Swimming Pools (Drank) soars 23 spots 55-32. I wonder how high his lead single would be if he went with a more radio-friendly song like Backseat Freestyle or Poetic Justice? Speaking of Poetic Justice, the Drake featured song debuts at #76.
- Taylor Swift's 22, I Almost Do, Everything Has Changed, All Too Well, Stay Stay Stay debut at #44, #65, #67, #80, and #91 respectively.
- Kendrick Lamar's m.A.A.d. city featuring MC Eiht debuts at #94.
- Meek Mill's Young & Gettin' It with Kirko Bangz debuts at #95.
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