I meant to post the audio of this when it came out earlier this month, but did that thing I do where I forgot simple things. Anyway, here it is with some pretty powerful visuals. Enjoy!
December 30, 2012
Cee-Lo Green - Mary Did You Know
Santa's Helpers & Thanksgiving Dinner
Yes, both of these video are old, but gotdammit are they funny! Shout out to the Hudson boys and Gary Owen.
A Barely Carol!
I know Christmas is over, but I just got a chance to watch this the other day and thoroughly enjoyed it.
December 27, 2012
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/27/12
Over on the Hot 100, Bruno Mars' Locked Out Of Heaven remains at #1 for a 3rd straight week. Also, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' Thift Shop joins the top 10, jumping 13-10.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Taylor Swift - Red (1-1)
2. T.I. - Trouble Man (2)
3. Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox (2-3)
4. One Direction - Take Me Home (4-4)
5. Michael Buble - Christmas (3-5)
6. Rod Stewart - Merry Christmas, Baby (5-6)
7. Phillip Phillips - The World From The Side Of The Moon (7-7)
8. Mumford & Sons - Babel (11-8)
9. Various Artists - 12-12-12 The Concert For Sandy Relief (9)
10. Various Artists - Now 44 (12-10)
- Chief Keef's garbage debut album Finally Rich debuts at #29 with 50,000 copies sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (1-1)
2. Rihanna - Diamonds (2-2)
3. Lumineers - Ho Hey (3-3)
4. Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (10-4)
5. Justin Bieber - Beauty & A Beat (7-5)
6. Ke$ha - Die Young (4-6)
7. Maroon 5 - One More Night (5-7)
8. Flo Rida - I Cry (6-8)
9. Phillip Phillips - Home (8-9)
10. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thift Shop (13-10)
- 2 Chainz's I'm Different skips 9 spots 42-33.
- Maroon 5's Daylight jumps 12 spots 58-46.
- Chief Keef's Love Sosa also jumps 12 spots 82-70 this week.
- Big Sean's Guap hops 11 spots 89-78.
- Trinidad James' All Gold Everything jumps 15 spots 96-81.
- KiD CuDi's likely shitty King Wizard debuts at #95.
December 25, 2012
December 23, 2012
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 16
It doesn't look like Justin Smith is gonna be able to play in this game, and that definitely hurts San Francisco, but I like them to handle business in Seattle. I'm still not a believer in their team, I'm sorry. 49ers winners, Seahawks losers.
2) Giants (8-6) @ Ravens (9-5)
I know the Giants got blanked last week in Atlanta, but the Ravens are just too injured and too fraudulent to win again this season. Giants winners, Ravens losers.
3) Bengals (8-6) @ Steelers (7-7)
Am I the only one who thinks everyone is panicking over the Steelers a tad bit early? Are they really gonna lose these last 2 home games and miss the playoffs? I don't know, I just don't see it happening. Steelers winners, Bengals losers.
4) Vikings (8-6) @ Texans (12-2)
If Christian Ponder can't throw for 200 yards against Houston he should be benched for Joe Webb. Hell, he should be benched for Joe Webb any-damn-way, that nigga is terrible. With what Adrian Peterson has done this year, it makes no sense for Minnesota to be struggling for a playoff spot. Texans winners, Vikings losers.
5) Saints (6-8) @ Cowboys (8-6)
I said last week that Dallas will make sure this season ends in the most excruciating way possible for me and the only way for that to be true would be for them to win this game. Besides that, I've read more than once today that New Orleans would purposely try to lose this game to help the Cowboys make the playoffs because if they don't Jason Garrett might get canned and Jerry Jones might try to steal Sean Payton. While I know all the folks I read bring it up were joking, it actually wouldn't be a bad strategy, to be honest. Cowboys winners, Saints losers.
6) Redskins (8-6) @ Eagles (4-10)
RG3 is going to start this game, but it really wouldn't matter if Mike Shanahan started at QB, Washington has this shit sown up. It'd be nice if Philly played like they were getting paid in what will likely be Andy Reid's last home game as head coach, but I wouldn't count on it. Redskins winners, Eagles winners.
7) Browns (5-9) @ Broncos (11-3)
The Browns have played tough for most of the season, but if they couldn't beat Kirk Cousins, they aren't beating Peyton Manning. Broncos winners, Browns losers.
8) Falcons (12-2) @ Lions (4-10)
Calvin Johnson broke Jerry Rice's record, so at least Detroit had something to root for. Falcons winners, Lions losers.
9) Titans (5-9) @ Packers (10-4)
Surprisingly, Green Bay hasn't blown too many team out this season, so I don't see that on the horizon (though Tennessee is very "blow-out-able"). I just see a nice, fairly comfortable win. Packers winners, Titans losers.
10) Bears (8-6) @ Cardinals (5-9)
I thought the Cardinals were done winning games in the 2012 season, but they proved me wrong last week. Oh well, let's not get carried away and think they're gonna win 2 straight. Bears winners, Cardinals losers.
11) Rams (6-7-1) @ Buccaneers (6-8)
What happened to Tampa? They started cold, got really hot in the middle of the season, and now they're cold again. They're hot streak lasted about as long as Hurrican Chris. Rams winners, Buccaneers losers.
12 Bills (5-9) @ Dolphins (6-8)
The Bills just allowed the Seahawks to hang 50 on them, I feel pretty comfortable saying the Phins will win this one. Dolphins winners, Bills losers.
13) Patriots (10-4) @ Jaguars (2-12)
Uhhh, yeah. Patriots winners, Jaguars losers.
14) Colts (9-5) @ Chiefs (2-12)
Not that they needed it to take down the Chiefs, but Chuck Pagano has been medically cleared to return to the team. A date has yet to be announced, but hopefully he makes his return in the playoffs, so people can make some more of that ChuckStrong paper. Colts winners, Chiefs losers.
15) Raiders (4-10) @ Panthers (5-9)
Terrelle Pryor is supposed to get some snaps in this game, so good thing the Oakland didn't trade first and second round draft picks for another quarterback last year. Panthers winners, Raiders losers.
16) Chargers (5-9) @ Jets (6-8)
The Jets are afraid that if they start Tim Tebow for the benched Mark Sanchez, he'll win and they'll be stuck with him next year, so they're starting Greg McIlroy instead. Again I ask, why did the Jets trade for Tim Tebow? Good thing they're only playing the Chargers. Jets winners, Chargers losers.
This Week: 10-6 (.625)
Last Week: 12-4 (.750)
Season: 153-86-1 (.640)*
*Due to the Inaccurate Reception, these win/lose totals are fucked for the season.
December 22, 2012
Calvin Johnson Breaks Jerry Rice's Single-Season Receiving Yards Record
With 225 yards on 11 catches, tonight Calvin Johnson surpassed Jerry Rice (1,848) and became the new single-season receiving yards record holder. Currently, Johnson has 1,892, but with one more game left in the season, he has a shot to be the first receiver to ever crack 2,000 yards in a season (he just needs 108 more yards, if you didn't want to do the math yourself).
Question: Does this mean the Madden Curse is now dead?
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Gangnam Style Becomes First Billion-View YouTube Video
Unbelievable, but congrats to Psy. I don't see this video being passed any time soon...or any time ever.
Eminem & Dr. Dre - Detrox???
Great song and video, but Affion, you gotta spare us with the super long damn intro. I thought the damn song was never gonna begin, shit took damn near as long as Detox.
December 20, 2012
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/20/12
Bruno Mars' Unorthodox Jukebox debuts at #2 with week with a robust 192,000 albums sold. Coming in at #6 is The Game's Jesus Piece with 86,000 sold.
Over on the Hot 100, Bruno Mars' Locked Out Of Heaven remains at #1 for a second week...and that's about it.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Taylor Swift - Red (1-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox (2)
3. Michael Buble - Christmas (5-3)
4. One Direction - Take Me Home (4-4)
5. Rod Stewart - Merry Christmas, Baby (3-5)
6. The Game - Jesus Piece (6)
7. Phillip Phillips - The World From The Side Of The Moon (9-7)
8. Blake Shelton - Cheers, It's Christmas (8-8)
9. Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire (7-9)
10. Lady Antebellum - On This Winter's Night (11-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (1-1)
2. Rihanna - Diamonds (2-2)
3. Lumineers - Ho Hey (4-3)
4. Ke$ha - Die Young (3-4)
5. Maroon 5 - One More Night (5-5)
6. Flo Rida - I Cry (6-6)
7. Justin Bieber - Beauty & A Beat (9-7)
8. Phillip Phillips - Home (7-8)
9. fun. - Some Nights (8-9)
10. Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (15-10)
- A$AP Rocky's Fuckin Problems featuring 2 Chainz, Drake & Kendrick Lamar hops 10 spots 42-32.
- 2 Chainz's I'm Different jumps 12 spots 54-42.
- Maroon 5's Daylight soars 19 spots 77-58 in its 2nd week.
- Wiz Khalifa's Let It Go featuring Akon jumps 12 spots 87-63 in its 2nd week.
- Chief Keef's Love Sosa debuts at #82 this week. The only reason I'm mentioning this is because I just found out this existed last week.
- The Game's Celebration featuring Chris Brown, Tyga, Wiz Khalifa & Lil Wayne jumps 10 spots 95-85.
- Big Sean's Guap debuts at #89.
- Trinidad James' All Gold Everything debuts at #96.
December 16, 2012
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 15
1) 49ers (9-3-1) @ Patriots (10-3)
The Patriots average the most points per game in the NFL (36.3) and the 49ers allow the least (14.2), so something has got to give Sunday night. Initially, I was going to pick San Fran, then I found out New England hasn't loss a home game in December since Week 17 of the 2005 season (Tom Brady only threw 8 passes in that game as Bill Belichick decided to rest his starters for the playoffs), and the last time they loss one before that was in Week 16 of the 2002 season.
Oh, and have you realized the Pats haven't loss a game since Richard Sherman got in Tom Brady's face after the game in Seattle? "Thanks, dick. Sincerely, rest of the NFL." Patriots winners, 49ers losers.
(Side note: Poor Donte' Stallworth, it took him 13 weeks to find work and now he's on the IR after one game. Somehow I feel like bad karma and Josh Brent's DUI manslaughter just days before Stallworth's return led to this.)
2) Colts (9-4) @ Texans (11-2)
Man, did I call that Texans game on Monday or what? They'll make up for it this week though. Well, unless the Colts have some ChuckStrong thing planned that I'm not aware of. Texans winners, Colts losers.
3) Giants (8-5) @ Falcons (11-2)
Hopefully New York won't make Atlanta hold its pocket and follow it around again, that's always embarrassing. Giants winners, Falcons losers.
4) Broncos (10-3) @ Ravens (9-4)
I know Jim Caldwell will be calling the offensive plays for the Ravens and you know Jim Caldwell will be calling the offensive plays for the Ravens, but does Jim Caldwell? I wanted to pick Baltimore, but how can I put my trust in a dead guy's game plan? Broncos winners, Ravens losers.
5) Packers (9-4) @ Bears (8-5)
If Russell Wilson could come into Chicago and get a win, I don't see why Aaron Rodgers can't. Make sense, right? Right. Packers winners, Bears losers.
6) Steelers (7-6) @ Cowboys (7-6)
As I was celebrating a rare victory in a game Dallas had to win, it slowly began to sink in that it would make far more sense if they also won their next 2 games, set up a win-and-you're-in playoff scenario for Week 17, only to crap the bed and watch RGIII and company celebrate a playoff berth in Washington. A yet fitting ending to a Cowboys season these days. Cowboys winners, Steelers losers.
7) Redskins (7-6) @ Browns (5-8)
RGIII allegedly won't be starting this game, despite practicing all week, but doesn't this feel like a trap? Cleveland is playing pretty well and this will be Kirk Cousins first career start, the smell of trap is getting stronger. You can't fool me though, Washington. Redskins winners, Browns losers.
8) Vikings (7-6) @ Rams (6-6-1)
The Rams have a good run defense and the Vikings' only strength is running, so in theory the Rams should win, right? Wrong! This is Adrian Peterson we're talking about here. Vikings winners, Rams losers.
9) Buccaneers (6-7) @ Saints (5-8)
New Orleans' playoff hopes crashed and burned last week in New York, and Tampa Bay's is heading the same way after blowing a game to Philly. The reason I said all of this? Beats me. Saints winners, Buccaneers losers.
10) Seahawks (8-5) @ Bills (5-8)
No Fred Jackson, no Eric Wood, are we sure this isn't 2011? Seahawks winners, Bills losers.
11) Panthers (4-9) @ Chargers (5-8)
Wait, the Chargers won another game this season? So teams don't just have to be pathetic because they've lost a few games straight? Someone should inform the Cardinals. But yeah, I'm going for 2 in a row for Norv because while it seems like Ron Rivera should have the advantage facing his old defensive unit, but he doesn't because he's Ron Rivera. Chargers winners, Panthers losers.
12) Bengals (7-6) @ Eagles (4-9)
Wait, the Eagles won too? Madness! Well unfortunately for them, I don't see back-to-back wins in their future like I do for the Chargers; the Bengals are still very much in the playoff hunt and they usually beat down shitty teams. Bengals winners, Eagles losers.
13) Jets (6-7) @ Titans (4-9)
Steelers-Cowboys, Niners-Pats, Packers-Bears, Colts-Texans, Giants-Falcons, all these awesome match-ups and ESPN picked this one? Yikes! Of course they had no way of knowing how the season would shake out, but I would've picked any of those other match-ups over this one even before last season began. Oh well, I guess MNF had to come back to Earth after nailing Giants-Redskins and Texans-Pats the past 2 weeks, even though the latter was a blowout.
In other news, the Jets signed Braylon Edwards this week after unsuccessfully trying to trade for him earlier this season when he was still with the Seahawks. Good thing he wasn't just on their team a couple years ago and they willingly decided to not re-sign him. Hey, wait a minute... Titans winners, Jets losers.
14) Jaguars (2-11) @ Dolphins (5-8)
Welcome to the Chad Henne Bowl! I know Chad will want to get back at the team that let him go, but I don't think he will. Dolphins winners, Jaguars losers.
15) Lions (4-9) @ Cardinals (4-9)
Has any other team in NFL history ever start 4-0 and ended 0-12? If not, Arizona is about to make some history. Cardinals winners, Lions losers.
16) Chiefs (2-11) @ Raiders (3-10)
Both of these teams are so bad I don't even know who to pick, so I'm just gonna take Oakland since they're at home. Raiders winners, Chiefs losers.
This Week: 12-4 (.750)
Last Week: 9-7 (.563)
Season: 143-80-1 (.641)*
*Due to the Inaccurate Reception, these win/lose totals are fucked for the season.
December 14, 2012
Worst Houseguest Ever!
Usually I don't post most of the skits I watch, but this once had me rollin'! I don't know if I'm just feeling a little giggly tonight because I'm shooting a new video tomorrow or what, but I loved this.
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