BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

March 24, 2009

Trick Daddy Reveals He Has Lupus


If Lupus sounds familiar to you, its probably because that's what J. Dilla died from back in '06. I'm not saying Trick is about to die or anything, but its definitely a scary thing.

I knew something was going on with his skin though because I remember seeing a pic of him last year and he looked damn near like a different person. I always got love for Trick though, so good luck to him dealing with this shit.

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March 23, 2009

Children Out Of Wedlock

I caught this on Outside The Lines the other days and thought it was interesting...



Man, I used to make fun of Travis Henry a lot, but now I just feel bad for him. Then again, I should feel bad for the baby mommas because you know all 9 (and possibly 10) of them thought they were gonna come up with a big time football star and now this negro ain't even in the league.

Anyway, the craziest shit in this whole piece is the stat that 71% of black children are born to single mothers! That is ridiculously high! I mean daaaamn! That figure even makes me wanna wait 'til marriage lol.

A brief related Random News Shit post is after the jump.

1) Unwed birth rate reaches all-time high in U.S.
Now this story is overall, and not just black mothers. I actually can't say I'm surprised becauseI'm 23 and most people I went to school with have at least one kid, if not more. I see young ass pregnant girls or young girls pushing scrollers all the time at work. Its crazy! Again, makes me wanna wait 'til marriage.

2) With the Economy Down, Vasectomy Rates Are Up
Aight, so what do we think is the real cause of this, people thinking they can't afford the kids or trying to get it out of the way before they lose their job and health insurance?? I know people don't wanna stop fuckin' so I think it has more to do with the jobs and health insurance. I could be wrong. That's just me.

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March 22, 2009

Ciara - Love Sex Magic (feat. Justin Timberlake) Video



Yeeeaahhh!! I fucks with ALL of that! Well, all that besides that afro wig, tuxedo onesie thing at the end. That shit made my dick soft lol. I could see this not being played on MTV or BET without a few edits but I'm sure this will skyrocket up the Hot 100 in a few weeks time.

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Ciara - Love & Sex & Magic (feat. Justin Timberlake)

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Estelle Getting Her Grill Fixed

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I went to my current boo and future wife Va$htie's blog and she had pics of some party she was at the other day. So I'm probably through the pics and I see my girl Estelle...with braces! Maybe its me, maybe I'm late, but I'm glad to see it because I really like Estelle... and yeah, you know. I mean she could be waaaay worse looking and I'd still fuck with her because she's a great artist, but it never hurts to have your teeth in order. Go Estelle!

Oh, and go Va$htie, with yo' FINE ass!
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Shaq Moves To #5 On All-Time Scoring List, So Why Is Everyone Talking About Twitter??

Shaquille O'Neal moved past Moses Malone for 5th on the NBA's all-time scoring list last night, so why am I hearing all this shit about Shaq using Twitter at halftime?? Who the fuck cares?? Besides, all he wrote was, "Shhhhhhh." How is that newsworthy?? The women's NCAA tournament can barely get a spot on ESPN's front page, but somehow Shaq writing, "Shhhhhhh," on Twitter at halftime is headline story. Ridiculous!

What's with Twitter anyway?? Most people didn't even know what it was last month, and now its like the biggest shit on the internet. Its maybe the biggest epic fail for America as a whole since electing George W. Bush President... twice. The site is basically Facebook (that is if Facebook only had status updates and nothing else). If you ever see a twitter.com/fiyahmuzik, just know its not me, that site is pointless.

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Gunplay Explains His Knocking Out, Spits Horrid Freestyle


This video is hilarious... BUT not in any way that benefits the Delusion Rapper's (aka Rick Ross) cause.

First off, fuck all the 50 Cent stuff, I wanna go straight to the rap at the end. How terrible was that shit?? I mean fuck! The nigga ain't even make an attempt to rhyme for most of that shit. I don't care how cool I am with somebody, if I'm Rick Ross this nigga isn't in the damn group lol. Next, what's up with this nigga having a Motorola Razr?? Ain't Ross supposed to be ballin' all crazy?? He couldn't help his homie come up off that 2004 ass Razr?? LMAO! If my homeboy was a "boss," I'd have an iPhone, Blackberry, or something! Not a damn phone that I could've got for a graduation present (shout out C/O '04).

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Triple C's Gunplay Gets Knocked Out??

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March 20, 2009

Pres. Obama On Leno



Almost missed this last night messing around with punk ass Illinois! I did manage to catch most of it though and AS SOON AS I heard the words "Special Olympics" come out of his mouth, when they were talking about bowling, that there would be some sort of backlash lol. People really need to lighten up.

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13-3 After Day 1

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I'm not happy. Without any further ado I wanna send huge fuck you's out BYU, Minnesota, and especially Illinois! You all fucked me sandpaper condom style. Only good thing is that I didn't have any of those 3 making it out of the 2nd round anyway so it doesn't completely destroy my bracket. Still, I'd like to be 100 percent right now and not fuckin' 77.4. Oh well, at least I'm not 7.8 percent like The Talented Mr. Roto aka Matthew Berry (who I'm in ESPN's First Take group with) or Dan Dameshek (who I'm in The B.S. Report group with).

Speaking of ESPN groups, Tony Reali & Bill Plaschke from the Around The Horn group are wrecking shop right now at 15-1 (99.5%)! Bastards!

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March 19, 2009

Asher Roth - Lark On My Go-Kart



This video is crazy! I love it! Asleep In The Bread Aisle in stores April 20th!

When this track came out the other day it almost simultaneously disappeared again, but I'm bringing it back for you now! So if you want the MP3 of this track, I posted it after the jump.


Asher Roth - Lark On My Go-Kart


I gotta get this beat. Might have to come out of retirement just to rip this shit lol.

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The Official FiyahMuZik.com NCAA Tournament Bracket!

Fiyah Bracket!
Sorry about the wait, I had to make a few modifications to my bracket but here it is! Go ahead and click it to check it out.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 3/19/09

Taking over the #1 spot from U2 is the original American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, with her new album All I Ever Wanted. Coming in at #2 is The-Dream's 2nd album Love Vs. Money which pushed out 151,500 copies in its first week. And finally at #4 is J. Holiday's 2nd album Round 2 which sold 55,400. I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't even know this had come out lol. I don't know who he's signed to, but they did a terrible job on promotions.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Kelly Clarkson - All I Ever Wanted (1)
2. The-Dream - Love Vs. Money (2)
3. U2 - No Line On The Horizon (1-3)
4. J. Holiday - Round 2 (4)
5. Taylor Swift - Fearless (2-5)
6. Lady GaGa - The Fame (4-6)
7. Nickelback - Dark Horse (5-7)
8. Beyonce - I Am... Sasha Fierce (8-8)
9. Jamie Foxx - Intuition (6-9)
10. Chris Cornell - Scream (10)

  • Brother Ali's Truth Is Here gets off to a "slow start" as it comes in at #119 with 4,861 in its first week. Then again, that's actually not too bad for an underground rapper so big ups to Brother Ali.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Flo Rida - Right Round (1-1)
2. T.I. - Dead And Gone (2-2)
3. Lady GaGa - Poker Face (3-3)
4. Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (4-4)
5. Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You (9-5)
6. The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell (5-6)
7. Kanye West - Heartless (8-7)
8. Jamie Foxx - Blame It (10-8)
9. Miley Cyrus - The Climb (6-9)
10. Lady GaGa - Just Dance (7-10)
  • Don't look now, but Rascal Flatts is back! In their 3rd week on Hot, their new single Here Comes Goodbye surges 65 spots 76-11.
  • Carrie Underwood's Home Sweet Home is this week's top debut at #21. Remember when she and Romo were fooling around?? How long ago does that seem?? lol.
  • Britney Spears' controversial single If U Seek Amy jumps 18 spots 53-35. I'm surprised its not higher because its been in the news for a couple months now.
  • And to finish off the all white, all non-Hip-Hop rundown this week, Taylor Swift's You're Not Sorry jumps 17 spots 67-40.

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March 18, 2009

Barack-Etology: Pres. Obama Fills Out His Bracket


So there you have it, the Presidential NCAA Tourney bracket. Damn man, Barack is so damn cool! How could you not like this guy??

Anyway, I see we both have Carolina winning the whole thing so I hope Prez calling them out makes them want it just that much more. I'm gonna post my entire bracket right here later on tonight so you guys can see what winning picks look like lol. Stay tuned!

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White Boy Damn Near Kills Himself!

I saw this on First Take this morning.


LMAO!!

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