Let me just take a second to address Keyshia Cole:
Dear Keyshia Cole,
What the FUCK is going on?? Boobie Gibson?? I mean it could be worst, but damn, you could at least get a damn starter. Mo Williams wasn't available?? Come on baby, if you gonna cheat on me, at least do with somebody can't be mad at. I feel like you're disrespecting me getting pregnant by this nigga. Boobie Gibson??
You know what?? I'm not even mad, I'm disappointed. Disappointed you wasted those luscious titties on a nigga that don't get much PT. C'mon son!
Love, Fiyah
December 04, 2009
C'mon Son 8
DJ Steve Porter's Katt Williams Weed Remix
Why are these videos so captivating?? I can't answer that question, but I sat and watched every second of it and loved it. I mean none of it even rhymes and the beat is awful, but the shit just flows. I don't know, but I fucks with it.
Allen Iverson: A True Bawler
I don't know why, I don't know why, I do not know WHY this video was so funny to me. I literally busted out laughing the first time I saw this on SportsCenter yesterday. This is hands down the funniest press conference since Mike Singletary's first one as the 49ers head coach last season.
This also goes up there with the all-time great on camera cries. I mean its right up there with T.O., Game, and Young Buck, I swear!
Related:
Allen Iverson Signs Back With 76ers
Iverson Plans To Retire
Random News Shit: SportsCenter On DVR Edition
1) Tiger Woods Apologizes For 'Transgressions'
I've had awhile now to think about what I was gonna say about this matter, and you know what? I still don't know what to say. I mean is there anything to say?? A super rich, super famous guy cheated on his wife. And?? Shit happens everyday. If Hillary Clinton can get cheated on, that old nanny trick Tiger wifed can get cheated on too.
See, the real question isn't why did Tiger cheat, its why the hell did Tiger get married in the first damn place?? Ain't like homegirl was his high school sweetheart or been down with him when he didn't have nothing, she was essentially just some chick he met along the ride. And I don't know what's wrong with these famous people, but you don't settle down until you fall off. That's a rule! ...Okay, it isn't a rule, but dammit it should be.
This all doesn't matter though, Tiger will be fine. The only people truly upset and offended by this is women, and last time I checked, not many women watch golf or buy the products he endorses. As long as he still has his endorsements, which he does, Tiger has nothing to worry about.
(Side note: Can black women stop it with the whole super ignorant "that's what Tiger gets for getting a white girl" thing?? I mean come on, y'all asses can't POSSIBLY believe this is all a result of being with a white girl. If the domestic violence part is true, a black girl would've done the same (hell, probably even worse). If she hits him up for a shitload of cash, a black girl would too. This is not a black and white issue, its a male and female isn't. Ignorant black women, get over yourselves.)
2) Allen Iverson Signs Back With 76ers
Welp, that was fast. Iverson sure could show Brett Favre a thing or two about retiring and unretiring in a timely manner.
Anyway, we all knew the retirement last week wasn't final, so this should shock no one. Like I said last week, A.I. was simply looking for attention and sympathy so he picked his ball up and went home...and now he's back. Hopefully Andre Iguodala doesn't catch any feelings about not being the only A.I. in Philly again.
(Side note: How ironic is it that Iverson's first 2 games back with the Sixers are gonna be against Denver and Detroit?? Its funny how these things work sometimes.)
3) Ron Artest Admits To Drinking Alcohol At Halftime
That alcohol was Hennessy, to be exact. Ron has since clarified his statements, but that doesn't make this story any less funny. Drinking Henny at halftime, that's crazy! Totally shits on those reports that Gilbert Arenas used to play online poker at the half a few years ago.
You know what's even crazier?? I heard somebody reading off his first and second half stats from back then, and there was no real drop off in production. I guess he can't blame it on the alcohol after all.
4) Nets Go 0-18, Set Mark For Worst Start In NBA History
Is that new Russian owner guy just bad luck, or what?? Just terrible.
December 03, 2009
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/3/09
After all that hoopla last week, Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment comes in at #3 with 198,000 sold. I guess America wasn't as ready for that gay shit as it thought lol. Also underwhelming is Rihanna's Rated R at #4 with 181,400 sold. Now on the surface that's her best first week ever, but with all the extra press, sympathy, and 20/20 interviews she should've moved more. Especially with that extra day and Black Friday. Don't bode well for Chris Brown's Graffiti.
Same ol' same ol' on the Hot 100.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream (1)
2. Andrea Bocelli - My Christmas (2-2)
3. Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment (3)
4. Rihanna - Rated R (4)
5. Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster (5)
6. Lady GaGa - The Fame (34-6)
7. Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives (29-7)
8. Taylor Swift - Fearless (10-8)
9. Carrie Underwood - Play On (9-9)
10. Norah Jones - The Fall (3-10)
- Birdman's Pricele$$ debuts at #29 with 35,800 sold. I'm almost positive it reach that high because of Black Friday and a large amount of white mother's of teenagers buying whatever CD was on the "New Release" rack lol.
- Jay Sean All Or Nothing comes in at #33 with 30,800 sold.
- Angie Stone's Unexpected finds its way at #99 with 10,000 sold.
- I didn't even know the Blakroc album dropped, but it starts off at #125 with 7,400 sold.
- Wiz Khalifa's Deal Or No Deal debuts at #148 with 5,900 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (2-2)
3. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (5-3)
4. Owl City - Fireflies (3-4)
5. Iyaz - Replay (6-5)
6. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (4-6)
7. Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway (12-7)
8. David Guetta - Sexy Chick (7-8)
9. Jay Sean - Down (10-9)
10. Britney Spears - 3 (9-10)
- With her album now in stores, Rihanna's Hard featuring Young Jeezy soars 61 spots 80-19.
- Shakira's Give It Up To Me with Lil Wayne surges 32 spots 61-29.
- Lady Gaga's Telephone featuring Beyonce debuts at #30 this week.
- Alicia Keys' Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart (I'm sure she could just call up Mashonda if she really wanted to know what that was like) jumps 16 spots 58-42.
- Trey Songz's Say Aah moves 9 spots up 68-59.
- Two title tracks debut back to back as Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment comes in at #61 and Susan Boyle's I Dreamed A Dream at #62.
- Beyonce's Video Phone starts off at #65.
- Chris Brown's Crawl debuts at #68.
- After debuting at #88 last week, Fiona Melanie's It Kills Me hops up to #75 this week.
- Timbaland's Morning After Dark comes in at #76.
- Birdman debuts his 4 My Town with Drake and Lil Wayne at #90.
- Lady Gaga's Speechless starts off at #94.
- Susan Boyle debuts another, Wild Horses, at #98.
December 02, 2009
December 01, 2009
Deleted Scene from the Movie Precious starring Charlamagne Tha God and Lil Duval!
LMAO!!! I don't have much time because I have to be out of the door to work, but Charlamagne should've used some of those strong cracks when Marlon Wayans was destroying him on Twitter last month lol.
November 30, 2009
Holiday Weekend Highlights
Thisdunk is absolutely RIDICULOUS!
Impressive because Paul Pierce doesn't dunk much BUT he loses points for giving Chris Bosh a knee in the man zone.
You'd think someone who could do this wouldn't look so lost when trying to score on anything outside a dunk lol. He should be working on not endorsing terrible games like NBA Live 10 instead of tricks shots. I'm just saying.
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 8: Hip-Hop Superlatives
All good stuff EXCEPT the who's gonna have a regular job in a few years one. How C gonna go after Foxy and Kim when there's a handful of niggas that came out in 2009 alone that ain't gone make it?? New Boyz come to mind, KiD CuDi comes to mind, Ester Dean, Waka Flocka, Wale, etc. You telling me the niggas that made Stanky Leg are gonna be making music for a living in 5 years?? I think not lol.
Related:
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 7
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 6
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 5
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 4
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 3: The Light Skin Awards
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 2
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 1
November 29, 2009
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 12
1) Patriots (7-3) @ Saints (10-0)
The Saints have been practically been begging for their first lost. They'll get it Monday. Patriots winners, Saints losers.
2) Steelers (6-4) @ Ravens (5-5)
No Big Ben, no win for Steel City. Ravens winners, Steelers losers.
3) Colts (10-0) @ Texans (5-5)
Bottom line: The Texans don't win big games. This is another big game and they're probably gonna flop again. Colts winners, Texans losers.
4) Cardinals (7-3) @ Titans (4-6)
5) Bears (4-6) @ Vikings (9-1)
I feel bad for Jay Cutler, he's surrounded by scrubs on offense. Vikings winners, Bears losers.
6) Jaguars (6-4) @ 49ers (4-6)
I like Mike Singletary and I like the 49ers, but at this point they're a sinking ship and I'm not gonna continue picking them and going down. Jaguars winners, 49ers losers.
7) Dolphins (5-5) @ Bills (3-7)
T.O. had a HUGE game last week... and the Bills still found a way to lose. They're good at that, and they'll do it again. Dolphins winners, Bills losers.
8) Panthers (4-6) @ Jets (4-6)
The battle of the interception! Mark Sanchez (the artist formerly known as Sanchize) in one corner, Jake Delhomme (the artist formerly known as a respectable QB) in the other. This game is gonna come down to turnovers. Panthers winners, Jets losers.
9) Redskins (3-7) @ Eagles (6-4)
This game isn't a gimme like it was when they played in Washington a few weeks ago. The Eagles are still gonna win, it just won't be as easy as it was before. Eagles winners, Redskins losers.
10) Chiefs (3-7) @ Chargers (7-3)
The Chiefs won 2 straight. They won't make it 3. Chargers winners, Chiefs losers.
11) Browns (1-9) @ Bengals (7-3)
The Bengals lost to the Raiders, there's no way they lose to the Browns the next week. Bengals winners, Browns losers.
12) Buccaneers (1-9) @ Falcons (5-5)
Falcons should jump back in the playoff race with a win today. Falcons winners, Bucs losers.
13) Seahawks (3-7) @ Rams (1-9)
This should be a terrible game. Then again, Lions-Browns was supposed to be terrible last week and it was high scoring and high flying. Either way, I'm gonna take the Rams at home. Rams winners, Seahawks losers.
Thursday Games
1) Raiders (3-7) @ Cowboys (7-3)
There has been a lot made of the Cowboys only scoring 7 points in each of their last 2 games, but I don't see a need to panic. If you think the Cowboys are gonna continue scoring 7 or less for the rest of the season you're crazy. The solution is simple: Don't throw to Roy Williams! I don't think its a coincidence that whenever the Cowboys actively try to get him involved the offense struggles. I watched every snap of the past 2 games, and on both of the touchdown drive, Miles Austin was being utilized for the first times of the game. I don't think that's a coincidence either, when we get the ball to Miles we move, when we get the ball to Roy we stall. Its simple. Now its just a matter of removing Roy from the equation and focusing on Miles, and Crayton, and Hurd.
On the Raiders side of things, its funny the difference a competent QB can make, isn't it?? Yeah it was only 1 game, and yeah if Andre Caldwell doesn't fumble the Bengals probably win, but if Russell was playing the Raiders most likely would've been getting blown out. This stat says it all: in 1 start Bruce Gradkowski had 2 passing TDs, in 9 starts JaMarcus Russell had 2 passing TDs. Dammit, that just makes me pissed JaMarcus isn't starting today!
I'm not too worried about Gradkowski because we've seen him before on Thanksgiving. Back in 2006, Gradkowski lead his then Tampa Bay Buccaneers into Texas Stadium for a 38-10 loss. He was 10/20 for 120 yards and 2 picks.
The one thing that does scare me about this game is Greg Ellis. Greg knows the Cowboys' defense and he played against Tony Romo and the offense every day in practice ever since Tony has been in the league. I just have to hope there wasn't enough time for him to tell many of our secrets in this short week. Cowboys winners, Raiders losers.
2) Giants (6-4) @ Broncos (6-4)
Remember last week we talked about how the Dolphins and Panthers seasons had mirrored each other thus far?? Well the Giants and Broncos are probably as close to that as you're gonna get this late in the season. The Giants won their first 5 and the Broncos won their first 6 before both dropped 4 straight. Close enough.
Anyway, it'd probably be wise to pick the Broncos here, but I don't know how healthy Kyle Orton is at this point therefore I can't trust this Broncos offense. Giants winners, Broncos losers.
3) Packers (6-4) @ Lions (2-8)
I didn't write anything on this game, but I did tweet my pick back before the game started Packers winners, Lions losers.
Last Week: 11-4 (.733)
Overall Record: 113-62 (.646)
This Week: 10-6 (.625)
November 28, 2009
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Ms. Kippish
You know, looking at these glorious pictures makes me wonder why I'm not off getting my good friend pregnant right the hell now. She's the perfect candidate: Fine, fine, and fine. I mean I should've made an honest attempt by now at the least. Man, I'm fuckin' up! Wait a minute, impregnating your friends is a bad thing! I gotta remember that somehow lol.
Anyway, while I'm over here talking bullshit, y'all enjoy the pics lol.
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Vanessa Nina
Oh, you can't get enough of Vanessa?? Well that's why she has a website! Check it out and don't be afraid to send her a tweet @VanessaNina.
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