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December 03, 2010

Kanye's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Gets 5 Mics

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In the latest issue of The Source, Kanye West's new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is awarded 5 mics. Rightfully so, but the fact that Bun B's Trill OG also got 5 mics this year kinda takes away from the honor. I fuck with Bun, but let's keep it real, that album was extremely average.

Oh well, congrats to Kanye.

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Whose Breakfast Club Is This??



I might have to download a radio app on my phone so I can listen to this show!

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December 02, 2010

Cleveland v. James

MIAMI, FL - DECEMBER 01:  LeBron James #6 of the Miami Heat looks on during a game against the Detroit Pistons at American Airlines Arena on December 1, 2010 in Miami, Florida.
It's not like you needed my reminder or anything, but tonight is thee night. The Miami Heat take their talents to Ohio to face off with the Cleveland Cavaliers for the first since LeBron's departure. This should be fun!

...Well, unless the Heat jumps out to a huge lead and go into cruise control, like they've done several games this year. How about if LeBron goes off for 40 or 50?? If you think Cleveland is pissed now, just imagine how they'd react to watching their old lover sexing his new chick right in their old bed (aka the Heat slaughtering the Cavs by 25+ or LeBron having a big game). People might storm the court. Hell, people might storm the court regardless.

Oh, and what about the fans who will show up to support LeBron tonight?? What will happen to them, even if the Cavs win?? Chris Broussard was just on SportsCenter talking about how he had to plead with his mom (a LeBron supporter) to not go to the game tonight wearing any LeBron attire in fear of what may happen to her. If a loser in Cleveland was bitch-made enough to tackle an 8 year-old for wearing an opposing team's jersey at a Browns game, who knows what they'd do to an actual adult. All bets are off tonight.

Another interesting dynamic (that we probably won't hear much about on ESPN) is what will happen when the angry white fans start dropping the N-bombs?? Are the black anti-LeBron people gonna be cool with that?? Who's to know, but I wish there was a way I could find out, because there's no way "nigger" isn't in the top 10 of the most likely words you'll hear in Cleveland tonight. Maybe even top 5.

The last thing I wanted to talk about is what the Heat should do tonight. I like Dan LeBatard's suggestions that all the Heat players should throw the powder up before the game except LeBron, and that they shouldn't introduce him individually as a starter and let him come out with the rest the team. That's brilliant stuff, especially the powder throwing one.

Well hopefully everything goes fairly smoothly and no one gets hurt tonight, even though Cleveland seems to be as ready as possible to do something dumb that will swing some sympathy over to LeBron. Cleveland, just take this loss in stride and move on with your lives. At the end of the day, it's just basketball.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 12/2/10

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
As expected, Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy comes in at #1 with 497,100 albums sold. And also as expected, Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday comes in at #2 with 376,000 sold. That's the 2nd highest opening week for a female hip-hop album in Billboard history (Lauryn Hill is #1). Finally, coming in at #9 is Ne-Yo's Libra Scale, which sold 112,500.

There's another new #1 this week, and it's P!nk's Raise Your Glass rising from #2. Two new singles crack the top 10 this week, Black Eyed Peas' The Time (Dirty Bit) (13-9), and Bruno Mars' Grenade (17-10).

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (1)
2. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (2)
3. Susan Boyle - The Gift (1-3)
4. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (9-4)
5. Jackie Evancho - O Holy Night (2-5)
6. Rihanna - Loud (3-6)
7. Justin Bieber - My Worlds Acoustic (7)
8. My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: the True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (8)
9. Ne-Yo - Libra Scale (9)
10. Glee Cast - Christmas Album (8-10)
  • Lloyd Banks Hunger For More 2 checks in at #26 selling 44,500 copies in its first week.
  • Jay-Z's Hits Collection debuts at #43 with 27,900 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Pink - Raise Your Glass (2-1)
2. Katy Perry - Firework (6-2)
3. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (1-3)
4. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (7-4)
5. Rihanna - What's My Name (8-5)
6. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (4-6)
7. Far*East Movement - Like A G6 (3-7)
8. Nelly - Just A Dream (5-8)
9. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) (13-9)
10. Bruno Mars - Grenade (17-10)
  • Dr. Dre's Kush featuring Snoop Dogg and Akon jumps 15 spots 49-34.
  • Michael Jackson's Hold My Hand duet with Akon hops 34 spots 84-50.
  • Kanye West's intro Dark Fantasy debuts at #60.
  • Dirty Money's Coming Home debuts at #61.
  • Keri Hilson's Pretty Girl Rock checks in at #72.
  • Nicki Minaj's Fly featuring Rihanna debuts at #76.
  • Bruno Mars' Marry You starts at #91.
  • Kanye West's All Of The Lights enters at #92.

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Blake Griffin's Top 10 Dunks


Coming off his 31-13 performance that helped the NBA-worst Clippers mow down the NBA-best Spurs last night, I thought there'd be no better time to post this. I don't agree with the order, but either way, this is an amazing highlight reel for a rookie through 18 games.

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November 30, 2010

This Week In Flops 11/30/10

Let Freedom Reign
The last time Chrisette Michele dropped an album she shocked the shit out of me and came in #1 with over 80,000 sold. This time she stands no chance of coming in #1, but she could definitely sell a similar amount of units. I got Let Freedom Reign landing between 50-80k.

Love Me Back
Jazmine Sullivan is fairly how, so I have her next up and moving 40-75k.

The Deandre Way
Remember when people kept saying Soulja Boy is still relevant?? Well this will be his 2nd flop in 3 attempts. I'd put money down that he doesn't get another shot unless this shit sales at least 50,000. I have him doing less than that: 25-45k.

Only One Flo
Flo Rida is dropping an album today?? Aight then. Ummm, 15-35k.

Second Chance
El DeBarge is back! I hope his album does well, but who really knows?? I certainly don't. I'll say he does between 15-35 as well.

Mr. I
Fresh out of prison and back in the lab! Unfortunately, I don't know how many people know this is even coming out. I guess I'll give him 15-35 too.

All I Want Is You
And I REALLY don't know who knows this is dropping. Tragic. I'll say Miguel falls in the 10-25k range.

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Andre Johnson & Cortland Finnegan Fined $25,000 Each, No Suspension


Good, no suspension necessary. Hmm, maybe Roger Goodell and the NFL are finally turning the corner with dumbass suspensions?? Well whatever the case, I can't wait for round 2 December 19th.

(Side note: I know this is how Cortland plays, but what the fuck was he thinking?? Not only is Dre way bigger than him, but he's from Miami. You probably don't want to pick a fight with those guys.)

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November 29, 2010

Lil Kim – Black Friday (Nicki Minaj Diss)

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Okay, so I was gone when this shit dropped the other day, but now I'm back and ready to pass judgment. Let's go!


Well first and foremost, I'm hoping for Nicki Minaj's rebuttal to Lil Kim's recent mega nip slip from above. I think it'd be only right if Nicki replied with her own. Fair is fair.

As far as the song Black Friday is concerned, I thought it was pretty good. Sure the Pharoahe Monch Simon Says beat probably wasn't the best choice, and sure the diss ran about a minute too long, and of course Lil Kim didn't write, but other than that, I thought it was good.

Unlike everybody else, I'm not mad at Kim for going at Nicki with a diss record because Nicki is the one who took it to wax on Roman's Revenge. However, I am mad at Kim for even entertaining this BS in the first place. People kept talking all this rah-rah shit about Nicki biting Lil Kim's style, then Lil Kim comments on it and all of a sudden everybody is on some "Kim's old ass need to stop hatin' on Nicki" shit. But that's just like bum ass Hip-Hop fans though, push somebody into the ring and then switch on them when they start swinging. I say let's just call a truce because in 10-15 years when Nicki is in the same situation Kim is in and is pushed into the ring against the next new bitch, they can roll a blunt together and laugh, laugh, laugh.

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The Situation Workout DVD Bloopers


Good ol' Sitch. I'm surprised he even makes mistakes after what I saw in his timeless performance in that safe sex commercial alongside Bristol Palin.

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R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen
The comedy community has lost another great one as Leslie Nielsen passed away at 84 yesterday in Ft. Lauderdale. Obviously the majority of his career was before my time, but I still appreciate all the work I did see from him. R.I.P.

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November 28, 2010

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kenya Moore Behind The Scenes


Damn, damn, damn, FUCK! Kenya Moore is to modeling what Nyomi Banxxx is to porn. The chocolate brown chick in her late-30's that is prettier and finer than at least 85% of the women younger than her in her profession.

(Plus, I wouldn't mind seeing Kenya or Nyomi switch places and do each other's job.)

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November 27, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 11/25/10

Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle's new album The Gift remains at #1 with the ever so rare 2nd week increase. Rihanna's Loud debuts at #3 with 206,800 sold. That's the biggest first week of her career. Kid Rock's Born Free comes in at #5 with 189,000 sold. And finally, Nelly's 5.0 debuts at #10 with 63,600 sold.

Rihanna's Only Girl (In the World) finally makes it to #1 after a few weeks of flirting in the top 5. Also, Cee-Lo Green's Fuck You finally cracks the top 10, sliding 13 spots 22-9.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Susan Boyle - The Gift (1-1)
2. Jackie Evancho - O Holy Night (2)
3. Rihanna - Loud (3)
4. Josh Groban - lluminations (4)
5. Kid Rock - Born Free (5)
6. Rascal Flatts - Nothing Like This (6)
7. Keith Urban - Get Closer (7)
8. Glee Cast - Christmas Album (8)
9. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (2-9)
10. Nelly - 5.0 (10)
  • Cassidy's C.A.S.H. debuts at #145 with 5,200 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (2-1)
2. Pink - Raise Your Glass (4-2)
3. Far*East Movement - Like A G6 (1-3)
4. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (6-4)
5. Nelly - Just A Dream (5-5)
6. Katy Perry - Firework (9-6)
7. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (3-7)
8. Rihanna - What's My Name (7-8)
9. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (22-9)
10. Trey Songz - Bottoms Up (10-10)
  • Bruno Mars' Grenade jumps 13 spots 30-17.
  • Dr. Dre's Kush featuring Snoop Dogg and Akon debuts at #49...and I still won't believe Detox is dropping until it debuts in stores.
  • Rihanna's S&M debuts at #53.
  • Nelly's Liv Tonight with Keri Hilson debuts at #75.
  • Michael Jackson returns home to the Hot 100 with Hold My Hand with Akon.
  • Flo Rida's Turn Around (5, 4, 3, 2, 1) debuts at #98.

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November 23, 2010

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 12

Kitna vs. Brees
I'm going to Georgia for Thanksgiving, so I have to file this a few days early, but here are my picks for Week 12.

1) Saints (7-3) @ Cowboys (3-7)
I always love it when the Cowboys win, but it's time to remember the new goal for this season: get a top draft pick. We're all-but eliminated from the playoffs at this point, so let's keep our focus on remaining in the top 10 of the 2011 NFL Draft. Saints winners, Cowboys losers.

2) Packers (7-3) @ Falcons (8-2)
The Giants are the Back-Up QB Killers, and I think it's about time to label the Packers the Head Coach Killers. Two blow out wins over Dallas and Minnesota, two coaches handed pink slips the next day. Coincidence? I think not. Mike Smith, watch your ass, man.

Anyway, I know the Falcons are 5-0 at home, but they could easily be 2-3, so I don't think they're invincible there like a lot of "analysts" have led us to believe. Packers winners, Falcons losers.

3) Chargers (5-5) @ Colts (6-4)
It's a well-known fact that Peyton Manning is unstoppable in night games...well, that is unless he's playing the Chargers. Since 2007, the Colts are 1-3 against the Chargers overall, including the playoffs, and 1-2 against them in night games. In that same span, the Colts are 15-4 in night games against everyone else, including the Super Bowl XLIV loss to the Saints and the 2007 regular season finale when Manning and the starters weren't playing.

And even with all that being said, I'm still taking the Indy! Colts winners, Chargers losers.

4) Eagles (7-3) @ Bears (7-3)
Week after week after week I pick against the Bears and they burn me. Screw it, I'm gonna do it again! I won't believe they can beat Mike Vick until I see the shit with my own 2 eyes. Eagles winners, Bears losers.

5) Buccaneers (7-3) @ Ravens (7-3)
The Ravens are undefeated at home. I like that to continue Sunday. Ravens winners, Buccaneers losers.

6) Jaguars (6-4) @ Giants (6-4)
If Week 11 is any indicator, this could be a turnover battle of epic proportions. Each team had 5 turnovers last week (3 INTs and 2 lost fumbles for both), and playing out in the cold should only make it worse. Of course me saying that means there will be no turnovers in the game whatsoever, but either way, if the Giants start losing they can always just shut the lights off and try to escape like they did against my Cowboys. Giants winners, Jaguars losers.

7) Steelers (7-3) @ Bills (2-8)
Much like the Cowboys, the Bills are on a 2 game winning streak that will end in Week 12. Steelers winners, Bills losers.

8) Bengals (2-8) @ Jets (8-2)
I never seem to get this Thursday night game right, especially on Thanksgiving Day, but I'm pretty confident that the Jets will only have to play 1 half of this game to come away with a win. Jets winners, Bengals losers.

9) Chiefs (6-4) @ Seahawks (5-5)
This game really should be played on a neutral field because both the Chiefs and Seahawks are awesome at home and terrible on the road. Combined, these 2 clubs are 8-1 at home and 3-8 on the road (note: the 1 home loss came when Charlie Whitehurst had to play for Matt Hasselbeck). Seahawks winners, Chiefs losers.

10) Dolphins (5-5) @ Raiders (5-5)
I would like the Dolphins on the road, but I have no confidence their depleted offensive line can keep Tyler Thigpen (aka "Get Thiggy Wit It") standing upright. You know it's bad when your game plan is ruined when a guy who Cowboys fans were begging to get rid of (Cory Proctor) gets hurt. Raiders winners, Dolphins losers.

11) Vikings (3-7) @ Redskins (5-5)
Can Minnesota pull a Dallas and instantly turn things after their coach gets fired?? They don't have the benefit of an offensive coordinator (who was probably holding back the good plays) taking over, but I still think they can do it. Plus, if the Redskins struggled to put away FAU's own Rusty Smith, Brett Favre or Tavaris Jackson should have a field day. Vikings winners, Redskins losers.

(Side note: It feels good to have a fellow Owl in the NFL.)

12) Titans (5-5) @ Texans (4-6)
Speaking of Rusty Smith, looks like he could be the starter for the Titans Sunday now that Vince Young is on IR. This would be the greatest moment in FAU sports history if he does. How awesome would that be?? Yeah, I guess you're right, it's really not all that awesome.

If the Texans can't beat the pride of Boca Raton, AT HOME, then it's time to start over. Texans winners, Titans losers.

13) Rams (4-6) @ Broncos (3-7)
I wouldn't take the Rams on the road regardless, but especially not this week because they're a dome team going to Denver when the temp is dropping. Broncos winners, Rams losers.

14) Patriots (8-2) @ Lions (2-8)
This game really should be last because there's no more excruciating game to sit through that the Lions Thanksgiving game. When was the last time one of these was even competitive?? Can we leave get a new Thanksgiving Day team to co-headline with the Cowboys?? Patriots winners, Lions losers.

15) 49ers (3-7) @ Cardinals (3-7)
Why does ESPN continue to schedule this lame NFC West match up for Monday Night Football every year?? This is the 4th straight year we're gonna be forced into seeing this. ESPN, don't let it happen again next year. 49ers winners, Cardinals losers.

16) Panthers (1-9) @ Browns (3-7)
I can't see the Panthers winning again in 2010. Hell, I'm still not sure how they got the 1 W they have. Oh well. Browns winners, Panthers losers.

This Week: 10-6 (.625)
Overall Record: 104-72 (.591)
Last Week: 12-4 (.750)

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