BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

July 12, 2011

Kobe vs. Bow Wow One On One


I know Bow got it, but what a way for a new father to blow $1,000 lol. He didn't actually think he was gonna score that one point, right? Kobe is the most competitive player in the league since Jordan, Bow COULDN'T have thought he was gonna score that one basket. I imagine Kobe plays his little girls with the same intensity in the driveway every weekend. Dude just doesn't like to lose.

Anyway, more footage of Bow Wow and JD at Kobe's basketball camp after the jump.



Damn, that's all you gotta do to become an intern at So So Def? I don't make music, so maybe I should try to be an intern there? Not sure exactly what I'd be doing there seeing they have zero up coming projects, but it'd be cool to hang with JD and soak up game.

(Side note: It is fucking GREAT to hear Kobe shit talking everyone.)

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July 11, 2011

Kenny Powers: K-Swiss MFCEO

Lord, please don't let them take Eastbound & Down from us. PLEASE! Kenny Powers may be the most hilarious fictional character of all-time. All these companies are out here making Old Spice guy/Most Interesting Man In The World rip-off commercials (I'm talking to you especially Dairy Queen!), but I'd actually buy whatever Kenny was selling. K-Swiss won.

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In The Flow With Affion Crockett Promo


The show starts Sunday August 14th? Damn, tough time slot. Affion has got to be the only man in America praying the NFL lockout never ends. I feel like Fox has set this man up for failure. I mean, he should be straight for the first few weeks while preseason is still on, but come Sunday September 11th, it might be a wrap. And I know "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" do just fine on Sunday nights during the football season, but for a brand new show it's gonna be rough.

Well I hope the best for Affion and I'm definitely support the show (Well, not on September 11th, I'll be too busy trying to flip back and forth between Cowboys-Jets and the VMAs...if there's a season).

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Field Of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout


Sigh. I miss football.

(Side note: Why weren't there any Cowboys in this production?? What, Tony Romo and Miles Austin ain't good enough for you people?!?)

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Plies - Ride Dick So Good Video


This is just so comical I had to post it. The only thing funnier than this song is tying this song into YouTube and seeing all the videos of the jail bait, future (or currently most likely) teen moms dancing to it. Sweet.

I'm not quite sure why he just got around to shooting a video for it when the mixtape it came off of came out last year and he's released another mixtape since then, but that's just Plies for ya.

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Cole Summer: Episode 2 Sideline Stories: Krispy Kreme

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July 09, 2011

Derek Jeter Gets His 3,000th Hit

New York Yankees batter Derek Jeter follows through on his swing as he hits a solo home run, for his 3000th career hit, against the Tampa Bay Rays in the third inning of their MLB American League baseball game at Yankee Stadium in New York July 9, 2011.
If I told you Derek Jeter was going to get the 2 hits he needed to reach 3,000 today, you wouldn't have believed me. If I told you he was gonna go 5 for 5 for the day and his 3,000th hit was going to be a homerun, you probably would've had me committed to a mental asylum.

I still can't believe it actually. Hell, I even bet against it happening on ESPN's Streak For The cash today. But man, that's how you fucking make history! Congrats to Derek and the hot model-type chick he'll be on top of later tonight. Oh, and congrats to Minka Kelly too.

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"Kevin Hart: Laugh At My Pain" Trailer


Hits theaters September 9th and since I wasn't able to go see the show when he came to Miami, I'm definitely going to see it!

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Officer Ricky - Donuts


This shit is hilarious! Oh, and it's still deeper than snacks.

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July 08, 2011

Yao Ming Retires; Was He A Bust?

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More sad news from the NBA as 9 year veteran Yao Ming has decided to retired. This is the saddest news to hit China since Bruce Lee died... or the last time they checked how much money America owes them.

This is probably for the best though because at 7'6" and 310 pounds, he was probably never going to be right again. I mean, once you can't even make it past 5 games with limited minutes, you've got to know the end is near, right? Right.

Now, this brings up an interesting discussion: Was Yao Ming a bust? At first thought that might sound crazy, but when you look at what Yao's career was supposed to be, it isn't really. Yao was supposed to be the next dominant big man, but in 9 seasons he only played 486 of a possible 738 games and made it past the first round of the playoffs once. And in that same year (08-09) he only managed to play 3 games into the second round before being hurt again.

Now he did average 19 points and 9.2 rebounds for his career, but it's hard to say that was ideal for him coming into the league. He was a #1 overall draft pick after all. He was supposed to rival Shaq, not average just under 20 and 10 in an injury riddled 9 year career.

Let's put it this way: Say you are the Houston Rockets and today is the day before the 2002 NBA Draft. Let's also say I'm a psychic, but my powers only work on Chinese players entering the NBA. You ask me how will Yao's career play out and I tell you he's only going to play through 2011 and average 19 points and 9.2 rebounds. Do you still take him #1 overall the next day?

Considering the fact that the next 7 players taken in that draft were Jay Williams, Mike Dunleavy, Jr., Drew Gooden, Nikoloz Tskitishvili, Dajuan Wagner, Nene Hilario, and Chris Wilcox, you probably still do (even though you would have had no way of knowing only 1 of them would even still be a starter by 2011 at the time), but you'd think about it long and hard leading up to draft time.

Okay, maybe Yao isn't a bust, but he was definitely overrated coming into the league. Yao was supposed to be great, but instead was just very good. In my opinion, the only reason he won't be seen as a disappointment is because he was the first Asian NBA All-Star and his draft class was a pathetic cesspool of soon-to-be nobodies. I really like Yao, but he did not live up to the hype.

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Lil B - Bill Bellamy


Lil B is to Hip-Hop what AIDS were to unprotected sex. If you think this is hot, or are a fan of Lil B, the world could really benefit from your untimely demise.

Hopefully the rumors are true that he only sold 1,700 copies of I'm Gay and that's why he decided to give it away for free so we can get this loser out of the game for good.

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Jay-Z Has Started Working On His Next Album

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Watch The Throne still isn't out, but that hasn't stopped Jay-Z from working on his next solo album. At the Watch The Throne listening session, Hov said he's already 2 "really fucking good" tracks in. I remember how this process went on BP3, so that album probably isn't anywhere near, but it's definitely still welcomed news.

Welp, the sooner we can get that Watch The Throne, the sooner we can get this untitled new album. Sweet!

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kamille Leai aka Hot Wings

Lloyd fucked around and earned himself a L.A.M.E. Awards nomination Wednesday, but he totally redeemed himself today. What you see above are screen shots of the lovely Kamille Leai (aka Hot Wings from "Real Chance Of Love 2") from Lloyd's new video for Naked. Judging Kamille's Twitter feed, the nudity was supposed to be edited out, but Lloyd and the director ReelBanditz thugged it and put out the (super) softcore sextape...I mean, music video. It's a shame none of this will help Lloyd sell any records.

Now, if you've been fucking with me for awhile, you know I always liked Kamille. After the first episode of "Real Chance Of Love 2," I named her the co-winner of "Overall Finest" on the show. That was well before that hideous back tattoo she sports now though. For the life me I will never understand why women think it's a good idea to do shit like that to themselves. Why can't females just be content with being fine? No, they want to fuck with their hair or get big nasty ass tattoos. The shit is sad. I mean, if it makes them happy, that's fine. At the end of the day, they've got to live for themselves, not for me, but FUCK, what a downgrade.

Aight, let me stop my complaining and be happy I got to see this broad's tits (maybe she'll go the Caviar route next). Here's the video if you haven't seen it.


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