I'm sure it would be an awful movie filled with awful acting... but I'd love to see it.
July 31, 2012
Tip Drill... The Movie??
July 29, 2012
The Sad Aftermath Of The Auto-Tune Era
One of the many downsides of the Auto-Tune Era (2006-2010) is that there would eventually come a day when you'd have to sing your song live without it, and possibly sound even worse than the cheap effect made it sound in the first place.
Generally, this concern would only come into play for folks who thought they could be singers because of it, like T-Pain, but deep down in the dark ages that I've dubbed the Auto-Tune Era, a rapper made a full album of auto-tuned singing and called it 808s & Heartbreak. The rapper I'm speaking of? Sadly, Kanye West. (Side note: I'm only recapping this because I assume you all have suppressed any memory of 808s & Heartbreak's existence into the deepest, darkest, and least visited corners of your mind, like me.)
Here's a video of Kanye West at Coachella in 2011 attempting to sing one of his atrocities from 808s & Heartbreak auto-tuneless.
Sad, sad, sad. Kanye wanted to be able to sing so bad in this video, but reality just wouldn't let him, and he literally ended up screaming at the end. Enough to bring a tear to a grown man's eye (Side note: whether that tear is a tear of sadness or a tear of laughter is entirely up to you).
I know it's cool to make fun of Drake because of his singing ways, but next time you go to crack a (most likely bad) joke about him, just remember that there are guys like Kanye who would kill to have his vocal ability in this post-auto-tune world we're living in. You remember, and you remember good.
Need Space
This is so great to me and definitely one of those videos where I have to wonder why I didn't think to do it first. Oh well, good stuff.
If you enjoyed that bit of Kassem and Nick, check out this other video of them doing girl talk on Nick's channel.
July 27, 2012
Chris Rock Produces A DeshawnRaw Sketch Show Pilot For Comedy Central
I know a big deal hasn't been made about this, but this is absolutely huge for the YouTube community. I really hope Comedy Central picks up the show and it does well because that would be 2 for 2 for YouTubers on the network (the guys from Workaholics were discovered on YouTube), which opens up even more doors.
So Comedy Central, please pick up D-Raw! I mean, it couldn't be any worse than Key & Peele, and y'all gave them a 2nd season. Think about it.
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INN: 13 Year-Old Rapper Highlights Why I Hate Niggas
If you thought the Booty Pop kid was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. Black people, prepare yourself to feel the sudden urge to abandon your race.
I hate niggas, I swear. Like for real, this isn't even funny, it's just fucking sad and disgusting.
I felt bad about all the shootings and killings in Chicago recently, but hell, maybe it's for the best?
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Michelle Jenneke
I know few things about Michelle Jenneke besides that she is an Australian hurdler (and that I love her), but I really hope she's competing in the Olympics this year.
Surprise! Havoc Finally Admits To Sending Those Infamous Tweets
So I guess they're done going with the "Havoc lost his phone" story, huh? Good, acting like we didn't know the tweets were sent from a computer and not a cell phone was getting weird.
These niggas are sad.
July 26, 2012
Thursday Billboard Update - 7/26/12
Sadly, it's back to a lot of nothing on the Hot 100 this week.
Now give me a moment to highlight the random hypocrisy of Billboard. This week Frank Ocean's Channel Orange fell to #4 with 54,000 sold in its 2nd week, but those numbers don't include sales from Amazon because they sold it for $2.99 this past week. Billboard is alleging that it's their policy to disallow sales to count toward chart placement if the album is sold below its $3.49 minimum in the first 4 weeks of release. Wait, what? Just last June Lady Gaga's Born This Way set a then record for largest percentage sales drop in Billboard history. Born This Way fell 84.27% in its 2nd week largely because its first week sales were artificially enhanced by Amazon offering it for just 99¢ at times during the first week. So when Amazon sold Lady Gaga's album for 99¢ in its first week it was okay, but when they sold Frank Ocean's for $2.99 in its second week, all of a sudden there's a Billboard policy that says its not allowed? I call bullshit, unless they changed the policy immediately after the Lady Gaga debacle.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Nas - Life Is Good (1)
2. Zac Brown Band - Uncaged (1-2)
3. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 22 (3)
4. Frank Ocean - Channel Orange (2-4)
5. Justin Bieber - Believe (3-5)
6. Phil Collins - Hits (--6)
7. One Direction - Up All Night (7-7)
8. Various Artists - The Dark Knight Rises sdtk (8)
9. Adele - 21 (8-9)
10. Maroon 5 - Overexposed (5-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (1-1)
2. Maroon 5 - Payphone (2-2)
3. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (3-3)
4. Ellie Goulding - Lights (5-4)
5. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (4-5)
6. Flo Rida - Whistle (7-6)
7. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (6-7)
8. David Guetta - Titanium (8-8)
9. Usher - Scream (10-9)
10. P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss) (9-10)
- Justin Bieber's As Long As You Love Me featuring Big Sean hops 13 spots 66-53.
- Meek Mill's Amen featuring Drake jumps 13 spots 77-64.
- Frank Ocean's Thinkin Bout You also moves 13 spots north 85-72.
- T.I.'s Go Get It debuts at #77.
July 24, 2012
R.I.P. Sherman Hemsley
And as my good friend better said today on Facebook, I also plan to call at least 3 white people "honky" today in his memory.
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Chiefs Of Staff With Mystikal Ep. 2 & 3
Not sure why episode 2 never showed up in my sub box on YouTube, but I'm assuming it didn't show up with many, judging by the 0 comments it has. Episode 3 just came out today and it has 8. Not much still, but you get my point.
Gotdamn I need that track playing in the back like yesterday!
July 23, 2012
Boxer Fakes Marriage Proposal
I don't fuck with boxing after that Pacquiao-Bradley bullshit, but I like this guy Adrien Broner! Yeah, I've only known about him for about 10 minutes now, but that's not the point, the dude is already one of my favorites.
The only thing I didn't like about this video was the look on baby girl's face when Broner stood up and said he was too young for marriage. First she had on a fake smile then abandoned that shit almost immediately. I actually felt bad for her. I mean, I don't know how long they've been together (he said it was a "new relationship" at the beginning), but...ahh fuck it, the shit was still funny to me lol.








