Porn Industry Bail Out??

1) Porn industry seeks federal bailout
I saw this earlier this morning when I was at the barbershop and it was just so funny! Now I love porn just as much as the next man (maybe even more, I've been accused of being addicted to it lol), but I'll be damned if they get the porn industry deserves $5 billion! Where would the money even go?? And for what?? I'm no statistician or anything, but I'm sure the porn industry isn't hurting. Yeah people have less money, but the least a nigga can do is beat his meat after a rough day. Can't do that without porn...well you can but its just not as fun lol.

Matter of fact, we need less porn! No, I'm not going conservative on you guys, but if there were less porn floating around I'd have a helluva lot more space left on my hard drive. Man, I never saw this coming.

Obama's Crackberry issue and another animal attack after the jump.

2) Obama not giving up BlackBerry without a fight
Barack is a Crackberry addict?? Come on Barack, give that phone up because every Republican in the country will be trying to hack that damn thing after the 20th lol.

3) Panda attacks zoo visitor for third time
One thing is clear: if 3 different VISITORS got attacked, its definitely not the panda's fault. Why are these fools getting close to the same panda?? Go 'head and click on the link and see the last nigga's legs. I'll wait. Okay, that's what happens when you get close to a wild got damn animal. How many non-black people gotta get their body chewed on before they leave these damn animals alone?? Too bad nobody caught this shit on tape.