Random News Shit: Kanye Nude, Blazers Threaten, Miles' Revenge, Chuck's Leave, & Obama's Wii

1) Kanye West Says He'll Pose Naked And 'Break Every Rule Of Hip-Hop'
Click the link and read the damn quote! He's talking about wanting less fans and shit but nigga if you want less fans, don't pose nude, but keep making wack music. I think I'm falling out of fandom for one of my favorite because his album is that bad. My nigga done lost his mind! Sad shit.

2) Portland Trail Blazers ask of NBA not to sign Darius Miles
What the fuck kinda shit is this?? How are you gonna threaten teams with a lawsuit for signing a player and playing him 2 games so you won't be on the hook for $18 million?? Nobody told y'all to sign that nigga for all that damn money in the first place. Hell, he wasn't even worth that when he came out oh High School back in the day. If I had an NBA franchise I'd sign Darius, play him for a minute in one game and a minute in another game just to put the Blazers on the hook for that $18 million. Oh, wait...

3) Memphis Grizzlies ignore threats, sign Darius Miles to 10-day deal
Like Eddie Murphy said at the St. John's game in Coming To America, "In de face! In de face!" I'm rollin'!!

The illest part of this is that the Grizzlies are actually the team that cut Miles just the other day. I pray that play him so he can get his money from the bitch ass Blazers.

4) Charles Barkley taking "leave of absence" from TNT
Damn Chuck! Fresh off the news of Sir Charles being almost twice the legal limit when he got arrested a couple weeks ago, he has decided to take a leave of absence from his gig on TNT (aka he got suspended). I'm glad they didn't fire him because he is the show. Come back soon Chuck.

5) Barack Obama Bringing A Wii To The White House
Barack is just a cool ass nigga man lol. This is an easy joke! And they said the comedy would leave once Bush left the White House lol. The only thing that would have been better would have been if it was a PS3 and Madden instead of Wii and Wii Sports lol.